May you be happy and prosperous

The next morning, when Lu Twelve opened his eyes, he found that Fa Cai had woken up—the tall man was sitting on the chair under the window sill, which was too small for him, quietly eating food from the small refrigerator. The leftover pudding came out yesterday, and the sunlight poured in from the window, shining on his wet golden hair, and casting a faint halo on the top of his head.

Very nice picture.

Lu Twelve sat up from the bed, rubbed his eyes, found his slipper cover in a daze, and walked to the door of the bathroom like a wandering soul, until he opened the door, and the steam on his face made him a little more awake. He turned his head abruptly, glanced at Fa Cai who was sitting behind the table eating pudding, and called him after a long while in a daze. Seeing the man raised his head and looked at him blankly, he asked in a daze, "What did you just say?" Use the bathroom?"

"..."

Fa Cai stared at Lu Twelve, as if thinking about the meaning of what he said. After a long time, he nodded slowly. At the same time, he did not forget to put the last bite of the pudding in front of him into his mouth—— At that time, he already had three empty bottles by his hand.

Lu Twelve looked at Fa Cai's movements, and felt that the phantom beast got up and took a shower by itself, which sounded a little wrong, but he just woke up from the lowest period of IQ after thinking about it for a long time. After trying to figure out what was wrong, he finally just muttered, "I don't know how to mop the floor after using the bathroom, the water on the floor is trying to slip me to death", and then opened the door and entered the bathroom.

Three seconds later, the bathroom door reopened.

The black-haired young man talked his head out, and said to the blond man sitting behind the table who was stretching his claws towards another full bottle of pudding: "Leave some for me, don't eat it all!"

Fa Cai paused when he put the spoon into the pudding bottle, looked down at the last pudding bottle in his hand, and then raised his head to look at the black-haired young man not far away, hesitating After a while, he finally nodded solemnly under the silent stare of the black-haired young man—then, after receiving the promise, Lu Twelve threw down the sentence "It's more or less the same", and then gave another "bang" Closed the bathroom door.

After half an hour.

After showering and washing up, Lu Twelve walked out of the bathroom refreshed.

When passing by the desk, he murmured strangely with a "huh": "I seem to have put the flyer of the Eudemons Recycle Bin here yesterday, why is it gone?"

As he spoke, he turned his head and glanced at the blond man who was sitting at the table looking out of the window as if nothing had happened. After a while, he raised his eyebrows, strode to Fa Cai, stretched out his The man raised his chin, making those golden pupils meet his own: "Fat Cai, did you take that leaflet?"

The man stared at him calmly for a moment.

Immediately, he stretched out his hand, calmly blocked the paw on his chin that was still exuding the fragrance of bath milk, shook his head quietly, and then pointed behind Lu Twelve - Lu Twelve turned around, and then saw The pudding was placed on the table. At this moment, the bottle of pudding that had almost entered the "cat's mouth" was placed on the table intact. Lu Twelve picked it up and took a look. Aside from the touch of a small spoon, the whole pudding was untouched.

"..."

Lu Twelve took the pudding and glanced at Fa Cai, thinking that he seemed to be about to eat this pudding before, but he asked to "save a bite" for himself, but the child really didn't eat a bite and kept the whole thing? ...

Really simple and honest.

This is the only good thing about Chinese pastoral cats, simple and honest.

Thinking of this, the black-haired young man narrowed his eyes with satisfaction, dragged a chair and sat down next to Fa Cai, and started digging pudding with the spoon that Fa Cai used before — because he thought it was made for Fa Cai , so the sugar is a little less, not sweet enough, and there are no eggs at this time. Although the pudding is curdled and has a milky aroma, it does not have an eggy aroma.

Lu Twelve thought about the pudding in the recipe book, and then silently gave himself seventy points.

At this moment, the man sitting next to him suddenly came over. Before Lu Twelve could realize what he was going to do, the tall figure like a hill was already pressed down, but his movements were extremely flexible in front of him. There was a quick lick on the corner of Lu Twelve's lips——Lu Twelve was taken aback, and turned his head. At this moment, Fa Cai narrowed his eyes slightly, made a swallowing movement, and then raised his finger to Lu Twelve's lips, and then Pointing to the pudding bottle in his hand.

Signaling that he has pudding on his lips.

He licks it off for him.

Holding the pudding bottle with black lines all over his face, Lu Twelve thought for a while, patted the table in front of him with the hand holding the spoon, and said seriously, "Fat Cai, come here, I'll talk to you about life."

Get rich: "..."

Seeing the seriousness of the black-haired young man in front of him, the relaxed expression before making a fortune became slightly tense.

He stood up, and put the chair under his buttocks in front of the black-haired young man like a toy, then sat down, looked at Lu Twelve, raised his chin slightly, and signaled that he could start ——In Lu Twelve’s eyes, this action really cost half his life by lightning——If there is a fairy by his side now, he will definitely ask this fairy why his Chinese pastoral cat sometimes behaves and behaves Will it look so cool and domineering?

Like now.

What is the matter with the expression of the president of this country listening to the opinions of the grassroots...

Lu Shishi stuffed the pudding in his hand to Fa Cai with a headache, and after watching the other party take it without hesitation and ate the rest without hesitation, he said solemnly: "Fat Cai, when you are outside , if you want to maintain your human form, you must pay attention to your actions—of course, I don’t despise you for anything, you also know that you are already a huge flaw, and the rest are small problems..."

Get rich: "..."

For some reason, Lu Twelve suddenly felt a little ashamed to play under the pure and flawless eyes of his own family. He took a deep breath and tried to use a calm expression and tone to say: "So, outside - the so-called "outside The definition of "is that any place that other people may or can directly see, you have to behave like a normal human being - a normal human being will not touch another person of the same sex with his mouth. of humanity."

After Lu Twelve finished speaking, he raised his hand embarrassingly and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead—now he felt as if he knew how difficult it was to be a parent. Those little kids who casually ask their parents where they are from deserve it. The answer of "it's given by the phone bill", Nima, do you know how embarrassing it will be for parents when they are doing sex education enlightenment!

Whoever tries it knows!

in particular……

Especially when you have tried your best to sum up what you want to say with great restraint and straight to the point, but the little kid sitting opposite you shows a rather mocking and completely disbelieving expression.

It's almost like "you are a liar" written on your face.

Lu Twelve felt the blue veins on his forehead twitch, then he raised his hand, grabbed the handsome face with his eyes and nostrils slightly squinted, and pulled it out: "What the fuck is that expression?" , what the fuck is that expression!"

The man seemed to be in pain from being pinched, frowned, raised his hand to cover the hand of the black-haired young man who was pinching his face, and took his hand off with a little force—however, this seems to be the case for Fa Cai. It was quite a random movement, but for Lu Twelve, it had a more intuitive feeling. When he was pinched by Fa Cai's hand, he felt as if there was a big hard iron clamp pinching his wrist. ——

The power to get rich is great!

Shocked, Lu Twelve let go of his hand very cooperatively, but the surprised expression on his face was completely misunderstood by the blond man in front of him. The latter obviously thought that he had hurt the black-haired young man, so the man moved closer After touching him a little, he grabbed his hand again, frowning and looking through it repeatedly in his own hand.

"I'm fine." Lu Twelve pulled his hand back, then stood up, and when Fa Cai looked at him blankly, he put his hands on his hips again and ordered, "You change back to the appearance of a phantom beast, wait for us Go to the Phantom Beast Staff Guild. A staff member related to Phantom Beasts said before that if you want Phantom Beasts to grow, you must complete some tasks issued by the guild. Although you may grow crooked in the future, it is better than nothing. You have to grow well—and we can’t just sit and eat, and do some simple tasks to keep you healthy and exchange for a few gold coins and social contribution points—understand?”

"..."

"Okay, I knew you didn't understand."

Lu Twelve murmured, while taking off his pajamas and preparing to change out of his clothes. When he took off his pajama top, he clearly felt that the big cat behind him smelled like something fishy. Leaning up to him, bending over slightly and arching the back of his neck with the tip of his nose, Lu Twelve calmly pushed away the sticky big cat without looking back, and quickly put on a T-shirt that was easy to move. At the same time, he turned around and stared at Fa Cai who was looking at him with dissatisfied eyes and urged: "Hurry up and change your own clothes, you are ready to go out."

Hearing the word "going out", the dissatisfaction in Fa Cai's eyes disappeared and became slightly brighter.

When Fa Cai obediently turned around to look for the clothes he wanted to wear, looking at his active back, the black-haired young man stood still and twitched the corners of his lips—the look in Fa Cai’s eyes just now was really similar to that of an ordinary pet when he heard the owner prepare to take him Going out for a walk is exactly the same.

But what the fuck, they're going to do missions at the Phantom Beasts Guild!

Not out to walk the cat!

"..." Lu Twelve stared at the tall figure clumsily putting his pants on for a while, and after a few seconds, he finally gritted his back molars and said, "Wait, if you have the guts to give me a butterfly try try!"

"?"

Fa Cai turned his head back, glanced blankly at the black-haired young man, and probably because he turned his head too fast, he lost his footing and fell into the bed behind him with his half-pierced pants— Lu Twelve took a closer look, only to realize that this guy had put his legs into one trouser leg.

At this time, Fa Cai was lying on the bed, looking up at Lu Twelve with a pure face.

... a heartache.

"Forget it, it's okay—by the way, Fa Cai, do you know how the cat died?"

"?"

"Either you are dead, or you are stupid - judging from your appearance, you belong to a high-risk group that includes both."

"..."