May you be happy and prosperous

Medieval Continent Palace

""Summary of Royal Basic Behavior Rules", Behavior Chapter, Article 170, don't speak when you eat, don't talk when you sleep - those who are of royal blood must always pay attention to eating gracefully and moderately, and don't hit the tableware to make noise, and don't eat liquids Make noises, don't be too full to prevent hiccups; at bedtime, beep, beep... beep..."

"Shut up and go to sleep."

"..."

Looking at the tall man sitting across from him, holding a thick book of "Summary of the Basic Rules of Royal Behavior" with no expression on his face and reciting the contents without looking at it, the young man with a peaked cap on his head frowned and sighed , suddenly collapsed and said powerlessly: "Damn it, this life is simply not human-"

Before he could say anything, someone kicked him under the table, Jay jumped onto the chair with his hands on his feet, glared at the person sitting opposite him, and yelled, "Domestic violence! I won't marry you! "

"Such a small book, are you going to memorize it forever?" Lord Shabak, the chief general under the Vatlun Emperor, closed the book in his hand with a snap, his dark brown pupils quickly swept across the book. Glancing at the piles of books that were waiting for them to read, and at the young man lying on the table with his dead body, he ruthlessly mocked, "Why are you so stupid, how dare I Let you give birth to my heirs, if they are as stupid as you, won't I be able to hold my head up in front of others since then, as the number one military general of Watren?"

jay: "..."

Jay: "Who, who wants to have a baby with you!"

Uncle Shabak raised his eyebrows: "Your father made this request to me, and I agreed on the spot before he nodded to our marriage. You didn't object at that time."

Jay: "That's just a delay."

Uncle Shabak: "I don't have the habit of deceiving others, that's your father."

Jay stared at the tall man sitting opposite him for a while——suddenly realized that he seemed to have gained another father invisibly. He took off his peaked cap and scratched his hair in a breakdown, screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and scratching his hair When I was in a mess, I was kicked by the person opposite: "Continue to memorize, eat and sleep without talking, and then what happens?"

"What's the matter!" Jay threw his hat into Uncle Shabak's face, "What the hell is not talking, who was desperate last night? I told me to speak louder - and said shamelessly that I was heard What's the matter, he just wants people to hear that he's showing his glory—"

Hearing this, Sabak's expression froze, then he turned his head away, put his fist on his lips, and coughed seriously: "Cough."

Jay pointed at his nose and said, "I'll fuck you from now on! I'm sure I can't eat! I can't sleep! At least I won't force you to scream!"

Sabak: "..."

Jay finished yelling, saw Sabak's serious and resolute face faintly blushing suspiciously, finally collapsed in satisfaction and sat back on the edge of the table, grabbed the book at the side and covered his face to continue Sui Sui Nian said: "It can't be done, this kind of life is really not for human beings, and I will be able to be the emperor in the future, I will be read to death by those officials..."

In the middle of reading, the book on his face was suddenly taken away. He opened his eyes for a moment in a daze, and saw that his daughter-in-law's sharp-edged and masculine face was right in front of him—— Jay shut his mouth suddenly to hold his breath, stared at Sabak who didn't know when he came to him for a while, and then found that his face was burning.

This guy is so fucking manly, isn't he?

...it just doesn't make sense.

Just thinking about it, I saw Sabak frowned, stretched out his hand and poked his face: "Hello."

Jay raised his eyebrows with a bad attitude: "What are you doing?"

Sabak: "When are you going to let me put the Sandstorm Twin Blades in your body?"

jay: "..."

Sabak: "Huh?"

jay: "...I've been bored enough recently, boss, can you let me go?"

Sabak moved away a little, and looked at the frowning guy in front of him with a look of disdain: "I told you that it won't hurt anymore, if you believe me, go ask Lu Twelve—ah, why are you so difficult to deal with, you and Lao Tzu Shared life is still chirping and twitching—"

Jay: "After sharing life with you, I will live for three to five hundred years."

Uncle Shabak: "Well."

jay: "... I'm going to be the emperor for three to five hundred years!!!! What a joke!!!!!!!!! I think this kind of life is too much for three or five days!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Uncle Shabak: "Didn't your brother promise to bear half of it with you?!"

Jay was stunned: "The disciple's weapon has already been put in his body?"

Uncle Shabak nodded, and then as if he had realized something, he stretched out his hand and pinched the chin of the human in front of him, looked around, and taunted after a while: "Yes, in other words, you are not as good as a kid in kindergarten .”

jay: "..."

The two stared at each other for a moment.

Immediately afterwards, I don't know who took the initiative first. In short, in this tense atmosphere, the lips of the two unconsciously pressed together - the man put one hand on the armrest of the chair, and fixed the person sitting on the chair. Between his chest and the chair, the other hand pinched the latter's chin, forcibly opened his teeth, forcing him to accept the invasion of his lips...

a long time.

The breath of both of them was a little unstable,

"...Do you want me to let you go?"

"..."

"Ok?"

"Let's go, let's go-oh, I'm so annoying!!!"

"Play it tonight?"

"so fast?!"

"..."

"Well, let's put it on tonight—why are you staring at me, I'm really irritable... Take your hands away, and the teacher will come to class later, fumbling around."