May you be happy and prosperous

On a busy morning, after seeing off two Phantom Beast staff who were very satisfied with holding their clean and fluffy Phantom Beast, Lu Twelve found that the falling sand was actually Blocking the sink - This sudden incident made him a little dumbfounded, because in the past, the pets that would be sent to the pet grooming shop were basically domestic pets, and there was a limit to how dirty they were, except for the fallen hair that needed to be cleaned regularly. Lu Twelve had never encountered a situation where dirty things washed off pets would also block the sewer pipe.

I gave up the lazy idea of ​​going somewhere to rest, eat something, and then take a nap. I hurriedly called for a lunch takeaway and called someone who dredged the pipes. I also ordered one on the Internet that can be stuck in the drain to catch sand, gravel, mud, and All kinds of dirty and stains slipped through the net, put down the phone, and hung a sign on the gate that said it would be closed for lunch. , The communicator on the cash register beside his hand screamed frantically.

Lu Twelve was taken aback, and when he took a closer look, he realized that it was Jay who let him go. Lu Twelve looked around but didn't see Jay, so he had to yell at him. After waiting for a while, he heard Jay's voice. The voice came from the small warehouse behind, Lu Twelve turned his head and saw his teammate emerge from the warehouse in disgrace: "What's the matter?"

"What's wrong!" Lu Twelve rolled his eyes, "Your phone number!"

"I'm halfway through the order right now, and I'll forget about it if you interrupt me like this," Jay frowned, "Look who it is, you can take care of nothing important and hang up."

After getting the approval, Lu Twelve had no choice but to stretch his head to look at the caller ID of the communicator. He fixed his eyes and found that there was a note on the caller ID with "bear kid". After pondering for a long time, he finally came to a conclusion: "It seems to be your brother."

"Don't deal with it, just hang up." Jay's voice came from the warehouse without hesitation.

Lu Twelve is used to the bad attitude of his teammates towards his own brother - in fact, he knows that Jay actually cares about his brother, otherwise he would not have the courage to take him in against the anger of their emperor father, and When Lu Twelfth was taking a shower last night, he accidentally heard Jay downstairs in the bathroom with poor sound insulation, probably shouting at his dad through the communicator, "What's the use of passing math! Going to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables will increase the cost." Just subtract, multiply, and divide, who cares how you calculate the Pythagorean law?"...

He's just impatient.

When Lu Twelve was hesitating whether to ruthlessly hang up his brother's phone as Jay said, it seemed that he was automatically hung up because there was no answer for a long time. Wicked man, at this moment, Jay's communicator continued to scream again—the child is very persistent, and Lu Twelve is very helpless.

"If you don't pick up your brother, you may be beaten forever." Lu Twelve turned his head and yelled at the warehouse.

"Turn it off!" Jay said, "Pretend it's dead!"

Lu Twelve: "What if your brother is really in a hurry? What if he was kidnapped and finally found a chance to call for help?"

jay: "Tsk tsk, how can you think like this, think about everything better, if the kidnappers call us and tell us that there is no ransom, they can't wait to be forced to tear up their tickets by that bear thing."

Lu Twelve smiled and said, "I took it."

jay: "Pick up, pick up."

Then Lu Shier took it.

When he was answering the phone, the store door was pushed open from the outside, and the black-haired young man raised his eyelids, wondering who didn’t know the lingua franca of the Middle Ages (Chinese) or didn’t have the eyes to see the sign hanging on the door. "Closed for lunch break", I was about to open my mouth to drive people away, and then I saw the person who pushed the door to come in and blocked the door that was not really narrow-almost immediately, I realized that I could do this There are not many people with the body of the effect on the whole earth, Lu Twelve relaxes, turns around on the swivel chair behind the cash register, and presses the answer button——

Before Lu Twelve had time to speak, the other side of the phone whispered "Hello" like a thief.

"Your brother is busy in the warehouse, so low, is he a thief?" Lu Twelve said with a smile. At this time, he felt the person who had just walked into the store stand behind him, and then he held him The back of the chair under his buttocks allowed it to turn custom-made - at this time, the black-haired young man just stayed in a fixed position in his arms, and behind his head was the strong abdominal muscle on the man's lower abdomen... Lu Twelve bluntly moved He leaned back, glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and said to the kid on the communicator, "It's only 11:30, you haven't finished class yet, right? Is there anything wrong with calling at this time? "

"It's you." Ryan's voice was a little louder, "You let my brother answer the phone."

Lu Twelve put down the communicator and yelled at the warehouse: "Let you listen to the phone!"

Jay yelled back: "Busy, starting a business, please do not disturb."

Lu Twelve put the communicator back to his ear again: "You heard me, your brother is such a pee, if you have something to say, just tell me and I'll tell you."

Ryan: "It's okay, why should I call him?——It's okay, I got into trouble."

Lu Twelve: "Oh."

Ryan: "I discounted that guy from the Wang family."

Lu Twelve: "Oh... wait a minute, what did you say?!"

Ryan's tone was flat: "That's it."

Lu Twelve took the communicator away, and stared at the communicator for a while with staring eyes, as if he could crawl along the telephone line and take a good look at the little strange flower on the other side of the communicator, for a long time , until the man with good hearing standing behind him expressed his displeasure when he suddenly stopped halfway through the gossip, grabbed the black-haired young man's hand and put the communicator back on his ear, Lu Twelve woke up He said in a shocked voice: "Why do you, a kindergarten kid, discount a primary school kid—"

Ryan snorted angrily: "I'm in the top class, do you think I'm a kid in the small class! And this is the point!"

Shakya walked around in front of Lu Twelve, squatted down a little, and grinned silently to the black-haired young man sitting on the chair who was in a state of confusion in the wind: This kid can do it.

Lu Twelve pushed his face away angrily, and asked again: "...then are you injured?"

"Well, he's older than me, and there are other people beside me, so I can't handle it alone." Ryan said, sounding depressed, "At the moment, my left hand is being bandaged, oops, you asked my brother to answer the phone, My teacher is so angry that he wants to invite the parents, if I look like this, will my father or queen mother see me, will I still have human rights in the future?"

Lu Twelve wanted to say something else, but at this time, the communicator was picked up by Jay, who had guessed what was going on after listening to his brief conversation before, and hurried out of the warehouse. Lu Twelve looked up at his teammates He grabbed the phone and said a few words, his face was full of desire to beat someone up, his complexion was darker than the bottom of the pot, thinking that the kid probably thought his brother wouldn't beat him up, so he called directly to bring rescuers... …

But unfortunately, he seems to be "thinking" wrong.

……

Taking advantage of the lunch break, in order to prevent myself from seeing bloody headlines like "two brothers fight for the throne" in newspapers in the Middle Ages tomorrow, when Jay drove his car out of the parking lot behind Lu Twelve also jumped into the car - just as he sat firmly in the back seat, he saw the door on the other side of him open and close, and at the same time, the sofa next to him sank.

Lu Twelve looked at Sha Gaya: "What are you doing?"

Shakya smiled and said, "Look, that kid is interesting."

Lu Twelve: "...It's only a kindergarten if you're interested, can you stop acting like you're visiting your son-in-law's father-in-law—the disciples don't agree to have a father as young as you."

After Lu Twelve finished speaking, he regretted it, because he found that he seemed to remind Sha Gaya something. In short, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw that person took out his communicator and dialed a number. It was Sabak's voice that came, but before Lu Twelve could heave a sigh of relief, he heard Sha Jiaye asking Uncle Sabak: "Is the student with you? Oh, yes - what do you want her to do there?" Come to the place——Landlord, which school is your brother?"

jay picked up the name of a school—Middle Ancient Continent Special Noble Academy, from kindergarten to university, the children in it are either rich or expensive, and the tuition fee for one year is not enough for Lu Twelve to sell two kidneys——Sharjah Ye told the name of the school to the communicator, and then hung up the phone contentedly.

Lu Twelve: "What are you doing?"

"It's a good thing that the disciples belong to the royal family of the ancient mainland. The royal family is sure that they will agree with the military commander and express their willingness to stand on our side. The Wang family is not sure-they have been vacillating before, and after the direct assassination of the disciple staff After this incident, I suspect that they should have joined Byron's side now—although they have almost lost their disciples, so they have little use for them, but it is only 'almost' which makes people feel a little uneasy, or It would be better to watch them die." Sha Gaya said solemnly, not shying away from the question that Jay is also a member of the royal family and was present, "Besides, that kid doesn't look bad."

... Here again, this tone of marrying a daughter.Lu Twelve waved his hands with a headache: "No matter how good he is, he is still a child."

Shajiaye turned his head, stared at Lu Twelve for a while, then leaned over and kissed Lu Twelve with a smile: "No matter how young you are, you will grow up. Ten years will pass quickly. The disciple is a phantom beast." , it’s not that I can’t wait.”

Lu Twelve was dumbfounded.

After thinking about it, the lifespan of human beings is only seven to eighty years, and the longest lifespan may be more than 80 years, while the lifespan of phantom beasts is three or four times that of human beings. When the people hold the coming-of-age ceremony, according to the conversion method, people of the same age on the earth have already stepped into the coffin-so Shakya is right, the disciples really can afford to wait.

It was Lu Twelve and the others who couldn't wait.

Accidentally being poked at the abuse point, the black-haired young man looked at the blond man next to him with a hesitant expression, only to find that the question of life span did not appear on the latter's face as before He was in a particularly unhappy mood, it was strange, he felt that his hand on his side was covered by another big hand, and that somewhat rough palm groped his, and at the same time he heard the man laughing. Said: "It's okay, when everything is over, we will think of other ways to solve this problem."

Lu Twelve: "What?"

Sharjah Yewaner: "How about making sure we both go into the coffin?"

Lu Twelve: "..."

Lu Twelve knew that the man was just talking to comfort him. In fact, they had nothing to do with the issue of longevity.

At this time, Lu Twelve was not allowed to think any more, the car screeched to a stop in front of the gate of a magnificent educational institution, and there was a man wearing a formal suit and black-rimmed glasses standing at the gate The professional woman was looking serious as if she was waiting for something, and she almost had the words "Director of the Political and Educational Department" written on her face.

This seriously brought back unpleasant memories for Lu Twelve—for example, at this moment, the woman standing at the gate of the campus who was suspected to be the owner of the Political and Educational Office had a bun and black hair that reminded him of his Chinese teacher, By the way, I remembered the memory of being beaten by the teacher because I failed the Chinese exam. After a pause, I turned my head and asked the man next to me: "Brother Cai, were you ever scolded by the teacher when you were young?"

"Yes, playful, sleeping in class, passing notes, eating, playing war simulation games, etc. I have done all these things, and my teacher will criticize me." Sha Gaya said with a sound of nostalgia, "Before the exam, I always thought that I I would fail, only to have my grades sent out and find out that I was always number one.”

"Isn't this the kind of little bitch who always said before the exam that he didn't review and would fail the exam?" Lu Twelve said expressionlessly, "This topic is over. I hated people like you the most when I was young."

Shajiaye said innocently: "I really thought so at the time."

Lu Twelve "tsk": "Extremely disgusting."