[HP] Noble

For Scorpius, since Draco returned to Hogwarts as a professor, his life has not been peaceful-sometimes he even doubts that Dumbledore is the head of Draco. The next tucked the prefect's chair under his ass, just to see his jokes.

Draco was always asking him to be more perfect on the grounds that he was a prefect - sometimes, Scorpius thought Draco was messing with him specifically, but most of the time, he found out with horror that Slytherin The current His Majesty the King seems to be a little serious - he is using his own standards to demand every hapless bureaucrat in Slytherin now.

Other than that, they happily played the roles of mischievous students and glamorous noble and stern professors, and made the sacred, obviously used for learning Hogwarts, where Scorpius couldn't look straight From Draco's office, to the Potions classroom, to the corner of the corridor, to the small passage behind a certain mural in the busiest corridor (I don't know how it was discovered), the lake, the edge of the forbidden forest, Hagrid's pumpkin In the field——

Libraries are the next target.

Even Draco, the Great Hall, wanted to try it - but Scorpius decided he would never give the lecher such a terrible chance.

In short, apart from being made things difficult and detained for various reasons, the feeling of teacher-student relationship is... quite interesting... Oh, of course, at least in Draco's opinion, even the potions class All kinds of making things difficult and detention are a form of flirting.After Draco once again tried to convey his divine logic to Scorpius, Scorpius finally learned to fight back unbearably——

"According to you, Professor Snape had a crush on Potter for a while before Sirius!"

Detention continued after that, and Draco stopped smugly announcing that it was flirting.

This harmonious atmosphere has continued until the appearance of the fertility potion-at this time, Scorpius is about to end his winter semester, and in a few months, he is about to become a sixth-grade college student, which means that he must He began to plan his future work aspirations, and more importantly, he was about to become an adult.

Apparently, when he got up from the bed one day, the fifth-year Slytherin found that he could no longer understand even a single punctuation mark in the magpie poem hanging above the bed.

His first reaction was to wake up Mr. Slytherin Headmaster who was staying illegally in the student dormitory next to him, and threw himself on him. According to Draco's later description, he rubbed his professor's chest charmingly and announced loudly that he Can't really read those toddler books anymore.

Sleeping drowsily, the platinum nobleman reached out and patted the black head on his body indiscriminately, nodded and said, "You're an adult, maybe you can consider drinking the fertility potion to bring some new passion between the two of us."

People are most likely to tell the truth when they are just waking up or drunk.

So even if Draco accidentally said his intentions and reacted immediately, even if he immediately opened his eyes and called himself "talking nonsense" or "talking nonsense while unconscious", Scorpius was still flying He ran away from the Slytherin head lying on his bed at high speed.

The fifth-year Slytherin scrambled and flew into the bathroom—unprecedented, and locked it by the way.

Draco yawned and got up from the bed when the sound of water rinsing inside heralded the occupant of the room to start his morning shower.He kicked away the clothes that had been thrown on the floor last night, and was satisfied to find that a house elf had put the clean clothes he needed to wear today on an armchair by the bed, and slowly moved towards the bathroom with half-closed eyes—

Pushing the door, the platinum noble was taken aback and found that the bathroom door was locked.

He smiled lazily, leaned against the door of the bathroom, listened to the sound of water inside, and said in a drawn-out tone: "That's just a suggestion, boy, there's no need to be so desperate."

"You use idioms well!" A loud compliment came from the bathroom, in an unnaturally high-pitched tone, "Because of the plan you made in the library a long time ago, at least I think we are passionate enough now—— No need to be stimulated by another little kid, really, save this opportunity for when I break up with you in the future!"

Draco smiled very calmly: "But I don't think you'll have that chance."

"I will, once I make up my mind, I will flee across the ocean and return to China," Scorpius said loudly in the bathroom about his escape plan, his voice sounded a bit slurred, probably because he started thinking about himself Because of pouring bath liquid on his head, "If you dare to chase after me, my grandfather will chase you with thunder and blast you all over the mountain!"

……

The threat was let go, but Scorpius didn't let it go - he knew better than anyone that once Draco decided to do something, he would definitely do it... in the words of Slytherin The Dean's favorite saying is probably "because it's a Malfoy".

After inquiring from Sirius that the fertility potion was a liquid potion, Scorpius began to refuse all liquid objects that Draco handed over, including leaving the head Slytherin's office every day when the two did not sleep together, The cup of hot milk that Draco routinely handed over——

When Scorpius stared at the glass of milk that didn't know "with or without additives", Draco gave him an extremely mocking smile to show his disdain: "Shall I give you a silver needle to try?" poison?"

...Listen, what a sarcasm.Scorpius thought with a stiff face, so it was also a mistake to let Draco read those martial arts novels.

So far, all of this just stems from the legend of a "birth potion". The first time Scorpius saw the real birth potion was the day when Candle Dragon sneaked into Hogwarts alone. ——

It was a quiet snowy night, with goose feather snow falling outside the window, and Scorpius was routinely squatting in Draco's office, enjoying the new cookies that the Duke of Bee specially sent to Head Slytherin's office.When Candle Dragon entered Draco's office through the window very unorthodoxly, to be honest, both people in the office, including Draco himself, were taken aback.

Zhulong simply explained his purpose with his paralyzed face.

Draco didn't react much, which seemed to be expected.

It was Scorpius who reacted the most—from the eyes of the other two, it can be clearly stated that he probably felt the same way.

"You actually have such intentions!" The fifth-grade Slytherin's eyes widened, and at the same time he didn't forget to stuff a cookie into his mouth, "After hearing the letter, I will probably pick your dragon tendons, um, and grandpa ... No, I can't imagine my senior brother with his belly puffed out, I will definitely report to you."

Zhulong: "Then I'll go and tell that old Taoist priest that you are entangled with foreign men."

Scorpius: "..."

Draco opened the drawer, took out an exquisite wooden box from it, pushed away Scorpius' curious furry head, and the head of Slytherin took the middle one out of the three with a blank expression Hand it over to Zhulong, who took it, smiled and politely said that he could consider showing a little respect for Western magic from now on.

"Why can't you steal a few pills from Taishang Laojun's medicine stove like before?"

"That's not what he's working on."

"Aren't you afraid that grandpa will use a dragon rope or something to lock you in a place like Jiuchi Hanyuan for 1 years if you know you are such a proud person to him?"

"I asked him and he agreed."

"Pfft--cough-cough-"

Cookie crumbs sprayed all over the table, and when the fifth grade Slytherin beat his chest to cheer himself up, Draco thoughtfully handed over a glass of room temperature milk, and Scorpius took it and drank it without saying a word Turned upside down, and then sent down the biscuit foam in his throat——

"Impossible!" The first words he breathed out were to refute Zhulong, "He can let you do this?"

"It is indeed..." Zhulong said awkwardly, "After some discussions and... struggle."

"Look," Scorpius pointed at Candle Dragon rebelliously, and said to Draco, "This is a typical example of being chased and blasted halfway up the mountain, alive."

However, Draco seemed unmoved, and he could even discuss with Zhulong very calmly in the following time, "How to trick Wenxin into drinking a strange liquid obediently" "How to appease Wenxin when she knew she was pregnant." Emotions", "About longer than normal gestation time", "Must use laparotomy when giving birth" and a series of issues that expectant fathers should discuss.

Scorpius sympathized with the first article "How to trick Wenxin into drinking an unfamiliar liquid obediently" and took detailed notes vigilantly.

Then they sent off Uncle Zhulong who looked very satisfied and full of expectations.

Turn on the light, what should I do, sleep.

A week later, the fifth-year Slytherin who was woken up by his deskmate in Hermione's Transfiguration class suddenly sensed something was wrong. He went to bed early last night, and shouldn't have started to fall asleep in the second class in the morning.

The first thing Scorpius thought of was the possibility of "another incident of leaving the soul", but after his own summary of a long class, he thought that the possibility was zero-even Hermione found out Her wandering mind, oh, compared to Draco who loves a line, Hermione still seems unable to change from a student to a teacher in a few months. When she realized that Stan When Coppy was in a bad state of mind, he didn't even think that at least he should deduct some points from Slytherin because the student fell asleep in class, and hurriedly asked him to go to Madam Pomfrey's infirmary.

Scorpius went.

Facing Madam Pomfrey's various strange questions, she answered them one by one——

"Do you get sleepy easily?" "Do you feel nauseous in the morning?" "Which do you prefer, fish, steak, or vegetables?" "Do you prefer refreshing pudding to sweet puffs?"

Yes, there are vegetables and pudding.

After three seconds.

Madam Pomfrey: "Take leave, you are pregnant."

Scorpius: "What! Impossible!"

Madam Pomfrey: "It may not be possible to ask Professor Malfoy—oh, that's out of my control, I mean, I do have experience in taking care of pregnant women, but men are pregnant... Maybe you can ask Severus?"

Scorpius: "That's not the point!!!"

"That's the point," said Madam Pomfrey, who was a fifth-year Slytherin who was about to fall to the ground with his chin pushed open, and personally opened the door to the medical room for him, "Now you have to go to Professor Malfoy to discuss, Don't lose your temper with him, it's not good for the child - come on, don't stare at me, you're an adult, there's nothing wrong with that - go and find Professor Malfoy, be careful on the road and watch your step!"

So for the first time in his life, under the terrified eyes of the students around him, Scorpius kicked open the door of Head Slytherin's office in high spirits.

Slamming the door shut with a loud gesture, ignoring the hissing protests of the two snakes on the doorknob behind him, Scorpius walked forward with bear steps—at this moment, Head Slytherin was sitting behind the desk, Facing the provocation, he raised his eyebrows with little response, and then put down the quill in his hand.

Scorpius: "I'm pregnant!"

Draco: "Ah, yes, congratulations."

Scorpius showed a mean smile: "Congratulations to you too."

Draco nodded, "Thank you."

After finishing speaking, he waved at Scorpius, signaling him to come to him, but when the other party stood still for a long time, he stretched out his hand to pull him.

"It's calmer than I imagined," the platinum nobleman praised, "I thought you'd be making trouble for a while."

"It's a fait accompli, if a tearful indictment gets the Ministry of Magic to give me a time-turner, I'll do it," Scorpius slapped away Professor Malfoy's hand that was trying to touch his stomach, "There's nothing but muscles, fuck it - I don't believe it, Draco, I just checked yesterday, and the remaining two bottles of fertility potion are still intact in your desk - and I told you Sirius confirmed that Professor Snape only gave you three bottles."

Draco smiled.

He stretched out his hand, opened the drawer, and slowly took out the exquisite wooden box from inside, removing the empty groove in the middle, moved his fingers, and finally took out the one on the right—

He handed the test tube filled with blue transparent liquid to Scorpius.

Draco: "It's blueberry juice."

Scorpius: "..."

Draco: "Thank you Candle Dragon for me, I have been waiting for when you will be choked."

Scorpius: "..."