Soul of the rich

When Qi Jingyan was 11 years old, he had basically developed facial paralysis.

When he was nine years old, his parents saw that his world view had already formed, and he probably wouldn't grow into a cynical character because he didn't have the care of his parents. He started to take over the work in the interstellar space, and from then on he could only make fixed-point remote contacts every day.

Usually Qi Mama's connection process is, what does the baby learn today?Is the baby unhappy?Baby, did I send you something to eat?Is there anything baby wants?Baby mother loves you~~ Daddy Qi’s process is, hahahaha, your dad died today, and captured a star creature with a shell like an alloy, and I’ll show it to you [Show the weirdness of nightmares after seeing it] biology】!

Or ho ho ho ho ho, today your dad is so handsome, he drove a giant mothership to fly a bow-tie route in a certain star field [show flight video]!

Quack quack, son, have you ever seen a creature that looks like a pustule?Every drop of mucus in its body can melt the battle armor~【Show creatures that will want to go on a hunger strike】!

Finally, did your brother bully you today?Tell me if you bully you, Dad will beat him back for you!

At the same time, Boss Qi, who has graduated and entered the military, and became Qi Jingyan's guardian during the absence of his parents, has a daily routine as follows: Brother, do you think sister A is beautiful?Brother, do you think sister B is beautiful?Little brother, do you think Brother C is handsome? ... Which good brother do you think will marry you back and be your sister-in-law! [There seems to be something wrong...] There is also the second sister who is studying in university, the academic emperor, the third brother who is busy with the interview for admission, it is none of my business, the twins who have just entered high school, the fourth sister and the fifth sister are rebellious, and the teenage sixth brother is a housekeeper , everyone loves their siblings very much, and they must care about their younger brothers for at least a quarter of an hour every day when their parents are away!The little brother has to go to bed early, or if he lives in another house and can't come back, he still needs to communicate.

……Infinite loop!

Every day in life, at least two hours are wasted, and when parents are excited, they will spend more than three hours! !

Such a waste of life is unbearable! !

One month later, Qi Jingyan Zhengtai followed the advice of the school's psychological counselor, and his brothers and sisters were all debts from previous lives, so let's just practice it! [There seems to be something wrong + 1...] So the cute bun, who was dignified and rigorous by nature, gradually became black-bellied and paralyzed!

Classmate Qi, who is not low in IQ, quickly organized the response to his family into a system. For this reason, he deliberately recorded a complete answer record with an optical brain, and judged which video recording image to choose to respond to based on the contact number of the caller.

For example, mother, when she gets on the phone, she must see her son in pajamas holding milk, and ask what the baby is learning today?Received a response, [x course x chapter], add smart navigation replacement and class schedule compatibility function here.Is your baby eating well today?Received a response [eat staple food x, x dish, x soup], here is the smart navigation replacement and cafeteria menu compatibility function added.Is the baby unhappy? What do you want?do not have! !Mom loves you Yo, well, I love you too!

over! !

Two days later, before the busy parents could react, several brothers and sisters got together.

Boss Qi, "The day before yesterday and today, my little brother replied to me with a total of 21 words. Not bad, not bad, do whatever you want, repeat three times."

The academic emperor pushed the monocle, "My little brother said that all the homework is done, all the homework is done, the homework is done, and the phrases are replaced in an orderly manner, so don't worry!"

The third brother, who has nothing to do with me, is focused on revising the thesis while throwing out an analysis report, "The frequency of blinking in the conversation video is the same three times, the little idiot wants to use the program to fool people!"

During the rebellious period, they shook hands with each other, and they would not be rebellious when they mentioned the issue of the younger brother. "Didn't the younger brother enter the rebellious period?"

The mother's sixth brother was still a baby at the time, and thought for a long time, "...I asked the kitchen to make soup for my brother? No one bullied him at school!"

Boss Qi held his chin and thought for a while, "Come back for dinner."

So when little brother Qi entered the door that day, he was hugged for a long time and his face was covered with saliva. He pulled his face from the chest of the fourth sister who had just grown up, and said in a straight voice, "What's for dinner?"

It's like having never eaten by yourself, and the family is so complete every day.

Boss Qi held his heart together, "Little brother, do you blame brother for not coming back to accompany you!"

Qi Jingyan raised his eyelids and looked at him, "Don't be so childish!"

All the brothers and sisters who were about to move were silent, well, the younger brother is indeed in the rebellious period.

In the separate bedroom at night, Boss Qi connected with the teachers of the Academy of Sciences, sat upright, first transmitted various video records of Qi Jingyan in the past few days, and left a message, [sos, my little brother has abnormal emotional reflexes, hurry up and show me what's going on! ] A member of the project team with confused eyes fast-forwards and reads the records separately, stamps back the contact number of Boss Qi who has been online all the time, and leaves a message [Don't make trouble for no reason, Jing Yan is not a robot! ] Boss Qi hugged his head when he received the message, and no one responded when he poked him again. He sent his parents a letter to plead guilty with a mournful face, "Xiao Ba's personality has become strange!"

Two days later, Qi's father and Qi's mother came back from different galaxies. The two walked in the door, looked at each other's messy combat uniforms, and went into the bathroom to wash desperately. I rubbed it in my arms.

Father Qi pinched his son's neck and rubbed it, "What's the matter, I won't come back to see you when I'm angry! I'll bring you a thorn from a new creature outside as a weapon."

Qi's mother grabbed her son's hand, "Oh, I'm all skinny," said Boss Qi with a fingertip, "How do you take care of my brother? Look, before I left, this round little face was pointed, and the back of the hand The nest is gone!"

Boss Qi burst into tears, motherfucker Xiaoba has increased his fighting classes in the past few months, it's normal to grow three centimeters taller and lose weight.Do you dare to say this, you can't!

So he flattered cowardly, "What do you think, brother?"

Qi Jingyan received his signal that his eyelids were about to cramp, pursed his lips, and pulled up a cute arc, "Mom, don't be angry, I exercise a lot, and my brother is fine."

She was rubbed again by Qi's mother.

The family had dinner together and enjoyed a rare parent-child time. Before returning to the bedroom, Qi Jingyan got nine goodnight kisses and had to wash his face again.

On the other side, Qi's mother and Qi's father went to Boss Qi's bedroom, "Is it because of acting like a baby? Is there really no other abnormality?"

Boss Qi spread his hands, "The Academy of Sciences gave a diagnosis report, and I will continue to pay attention. You two are about the same. He used the program to respond to you for three days in a row but you didn't find it. Obviously you don't care about him. There is no place if you go against him." cry."

Qi's father and Qi's mother looked at each other and sighed, expressing that they must pay more attention later.

Qi's mother left the eldest son's room, stood at the door of Qi Jingyan's room for a while, and gently slid the fingerprint lock, and it was still able to be opened.

The bedroom door slid open silently, and Qi's mother walked in gently, tucked Qi Jingyan's exposed arm back under the bed, and lowered her head to kiss his forehead lightly.

Qi Jingyan was sleeping soundly, as if he didn't notice it, and only smiled quietly when Qi's mother closed the door and went out.

Qi's father stood at the door, saw his wife come out, and asked with his mouth, "Are you asleep?"

Qi's mother raised her brows, "The brat pretended to be sleeping, thinking he could fool me. Cut, let him think he has fooled me." While walking, she stretched her arms and legs, "I'm exhausted, take a two-day rest, and you can do it in the future." Take care."

As the two people's footsteps went away, the lights in the corridor slowly went out.

Qi Jingyan blinked in the dark, and confirmed that he was indeed different from his elder brothers and sisters. His parents, brothers and sisters, and his classmates didn't pay so much attention at home.

Of the eight children in this house, to be precise, only the elder brother and I have the same father and mother, and the other children are all cousins, but they are very close with the same grandfather, and they are all ranked together.

Their parents and mothers work in different places, and the brothers and sisters sometimes go back to their own homes to live with their parents. When the parents are not living here, they gather here to live together, because this villa is the safest.

Sixth brother is not a few years older than me, why, my uncle is not so nervous, I am not more naughty than him...

Furthermore, the age difference between him and his elder brother in his teens is also very suspicious. For the sake of prenatal and postnatal care, no one will have children at the age of 45.

Qi Xiaoba, who has recently taken a lot of physiology courses, finally came to a conclusion that he should not be his own, so they are so nervous, right?For example, the orphan after a relative of the Qi family died?

According to the tradition of Mohai, such children are always taken special care of. After thinking about it, the young classmate Qi calmly decided to be a better child in the future, so as to be worthy of everyone's so much love.

From then on, Boss Qi lost the joy of raising his younger brother. When he went to check, he found that all the things he should do were done beyond the standard.

So he was stuffy again. One day after reading Qi Jingyan's training records, he took a deep breath, sat in front of his younger brother's desk and put on a pose for a long conversation, consciously saying very earnestly, "Baby, do you like skipping classes?"

Qi Jingyan looked at the convulsed elder brother inexplicably, "Why do you want to skip class?"

"That's, teenagers don't always want to..." Boss Qi scratched his head, "Big brother will take you to the army to play in a two-person chariot?"

Qi Jingyan looked contemptuously at Brother Twitching this time, "The two-person interstellar chariot is equipped with two driving platforms for the main and the auxiliary, and the key seat belts are all customized according to adults. What am I going to play in? It looks cool when I run. Flying, might as well enter the virtual network."

Frustrated, Boss Qi picked him up and hugged him in his arms, ruffling his soft hair, "Well, I just think you haven't been active recently, do you have any teenage concerns to tell me?"

Qi Jingyan rolled his eyes while slowly arranging his hair, "When one grows up, one must become stable."

The meaning behind the words and the meaning at the moment is that a big brother like you is a strange person, right?

Boss Qi retreated.

Seven or eight years later, Qi Jingyan became an adult. He joined the combat force and went to the Mohai Academy of Sciences to test the mental power domain. Jun Xing, who had just become an assistant to the relevant project team, handed him a stack of records, "Haven't you seen your birth record, kid? Here , Take it and have a look. Brother will tell you the precautions after reading it."

It took Qi Jingyan 10 minutes to browse through the keywords, and he was silent for a long time. The relevant records and thoughts about the plan to find his biological parents should be thrown into the trash can as black history and destroyed.

I went through the document again, [Biological Warehouse Embryo Growth Plan No. 7], so my parents and brothers and sisters are just worried that their mental state will be different due to abnormal birth methods...

To put it simply, I am worried that I will be psychopathic and feel stuffy! !

Jun Xing brought two drinks, patted him on the shoulder and began to chatter, "Why are you in a daze, don't worry, your embryo was sealed when your parents were healthy, so you are very healthy, and there will be nothing wrong with growing in vitro .Even due to genetic selection, mental power is much better than ordinary people. It is your personality. I heard from your brother that you don’t like to laugh very much. This may be the result of not growing up in the mother’s body. Our Academy of Sciences is still continuing to study this, although I am very sorry for causing such consequences, but the teacher and everyone love you very much, and you have so many family members, and there will be lovers in the future. All in all, happiness depends on people to create. Sigh, I am quite illogical, right? ? Even so..."

Qi Jingyan stood up, "I understand everything, you are busy, I have to report. Goodbye."

Jun Xing looked at the metal door that slid open and closed, stared at the steam rising from the cup in front of him for half a minute, then jumped up and began to write the report, "I have to tell the project team that in vitro embryos should be cautious, personality is very important. "