I raised monsters in the Song Dynasty

Li Banxi saw that the fungus was grabbing the wine gourd and wanted to continue pouring it into his mouth, so he hurried forward, ready to grab it, but the little monster was so drunk that he clung to the gourd and refused to let go.

The bacteria man is much stronger than Li Banxi, he couldn't grab it, so he had to drink it all in one gulp.

"Where did this little demon come from? You raised it?" The young man in red looked back and forth between Li Banxi and the bacteria man, his voice clear.

"That's right." Li Banxi knew he was wrong, and said guiltily, "The bacteria man has been in the mountains before, and he didn't know how to become a teacher. How offensive, please invite this..." Before he knew the name of the other party, he first reported his family name , "I'm Li Banxi, what's your name?"

"Lian Shuo." The young man who looked like a demon catcher with a gossip device replied.

"Brother Wang Lianshuo, please forgive me... right now my house is empty, I'm hungry and full, maybe I'll be hungry all day today. How about this, give me a few days, and I will definitely come to the house to apologize and drink all the wine Give it back!" Li Banxi tried his best to express his sincerity, but what he said was true, there were only a few buckets of rice sent by Mrs. Lan left at home, and he had nothing on him, so where did he get the money to buy wine and make amends?

After hearing this, Lian Shuo didn't say whether he would accept the words, but his eyes never left the little scholar in front of him, and he asked doubtfully, "You are a scholar, how did you raise monsters?"

"This...", Li Banxi didn't know where to start to explain, should he tell him that he is not a scholar first, or should he tell him that he has no monsters?

Seeing that he couldn't explain it for a long time, Lian Shuo only frowned and asked sharply: "It's still the same as what the monkey said just now, you are either a demon and become a human, or you are dead... Dead people should not be possible, then you It is itself a demon!"

Li Banxi saw that he could not explain and was misunderstood. He was worried that he would miss the firewood on his back at the market and be found by him, and he was worried that his soul would be discovered by someone else, so he said patiently: "This is a big misunderstanding! I can only tell you that I am not a demon, and the rest is a long story... In short, if you come here to find me in three days, I will definitely pay you all the compensation, not a lot! But right now I have to go to the collection The market sells firewood, otherwise you really can't serve your wine!"

After these words, Li Banxi had picked up the firewood back into his backpack. Seeing that the fungus was still holding the wine gourd and smacking his lips, he just stopped his hands and said in a solemn tone with no expression on his face: "If you don't return that thing again Others, don't follow me, and don't call me brother in the future, and I won't recognize you anymore, I don't have a brother who takes other people's things indiscriminately."

The fungus saw that Li Banxi was really angry, but he refused to let go of the gourd easily, so he looked at him aggrievedly with his round eyes, but this time Li Banxi did not soften his heart at all. Bamboo basket left.

Seeing that the trick of pretending to be innocent didn't work this time, and seeing Li Banxi like this, he really wanted to abandon him, and he didn't understand why, so he was angry and anxious, and suddenly cried out with a "wow".

The crying sound was extremely desolate, and everyone present was moved. Li Banxi, who had just walked two steps, couldn't bear it anymore. When he turned around, he found moss growing all over the ground.

Li Banxi finally understood that the moss all over the place was made by the tears of this little monster.He was just about to talk to it, but the germ man bounced a few times while crying, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Before he saw that the fungus took other people's things and refused to let go, he was a rascal and couldn't scold him, so he could only use this method to motivate him to return the things.Who would have thought that this little ancestor would cry at the top of his lungs, and even run away when he looked back at him, he is not petty!

The two who had been watching the play at the side finally spoke: "This unlucky boy!"

Lian Shuo frowned and shook his head, and said to Xuan Xuan, "I won't despise you anymore, this monster is so hard to serve."

After speaking, he said to the young man who had been standing still: "I said... Scholar, do you raise monsters or children?"

Li Banxi did not speak, and stood there motionless. At this time, he blamed himself and was at a loss. Although the bacteria did something wrong, he could have had a good talk with it, and he shouldn't directly hurt him with such harsh words. he.Although the bacterium man is a monster, he never does anything harmful to nature. He is usually obedient and well-behaved, and he will call him "brother" and "brother".

He is still a child himself, and he doesn't know how to educate the child, and remembering how the fungus worried about him when he fell just now, he felt even more guilty, and his eyes immediately turned red, but the ignorant person who claimed to be a demon catcher was still angry. Said sarcastic words on the side: "I said little brother, you raise a monster and don't help you do things, but you eat and drink for nothing, and you will make trouble with you again every three days, what are you trying to do! How about this, I will help you later You take it, save..."

Li Banxi raised his head and stared at him, his eyes were fierce, but his eyes were too red to be convincing.

Lian Shuojian was really in a hurry to speak, and was so busy explaining that he couldn't straighten his tongue: "I shrank... Bah! I said... At that time, I was just joking. Although I was a demon catcher, I can also tell the difference between good and evil, and besides, I don't even bother to catch this kind of little monster..." Seeing Li Banxi's eyes getting redder, he said softly, "If you don't catch me, I won't catch you... why are you crying? ... A scholar is a scholar, and after studying for a few years, she looks more and more like a woman..."

Lian Shuo didn't dare to speak anymore, for fear of making the person in front of him anxious.Speaking of which, just now this person was begging himself for a few days of grace, and his status has changed in a blink of an eye. The big and small really belong to the same family, and they are all crybabys!

Xuan Xuan picked up the wine gourd that was thrown down, sighed and said, "Aren't you going to chase after it? You won't be able to catch up to such a big mountain if you run far away later."

Li Banxi only reacted to this statement, but there are no traces of bacteria people around here, how can he, a mortal, match the speed of bacteria people?

Lian Shuo stood there silently, the breeze blew the hair on both sides of him, and the gossip device hanging on his body was also jingled, like swaying wind chimes.

"Do you know martial arts?" Li Banxi asked suddenly.

Lian Shuo was surprised: "Hey...you can't..."

"Take me to find it, and I'll pay you two jugs of wine!" Li Banxi didn't care how much the bundle of firewood behind him could cost, so he found the little monster who was still crying somewhere.

"I can take you to look for it, but I can't recite it for everyone..." Lian Shuo glanced at him, "I never recite the big villain, bully the weak and fear the hard...but you don't look like you... ..."

"Then what conditions did you say?" Li Banxi saw that he was still unwilling to agree, so he stepped forward and grabbed his sleeve anxiously, "You make a condition, as long as it is not too much, I will agree, it is very important to me, you Help me!"

Lian Shuo lowered his head to stare at Li Banxi's black hair, then glanced at the tugged sleeves, coughed and said, "...you... just take you there...put down your clothes..."

He felt a little uncomfortable, so he turned around and said in a muffled voice, "Come on!"

Li Banxi was stunned, would he still be carried on his back as a man?But I don't know martial arts myself, so people who are looking for bacteria in this mountain on foot are afraid that they will get lost in the end, so they simply rush up.

"Hey, grab it!" Lian Shuo stood up, supported the person on his back, jumped a few meters, and ran forward stepping on short trees and big rocks in just a few seconds.

Li Banxi could only feel the wind around his ears. His heart was beating wildly due to the astonishing speed. As soon as he opened his mouth, he sucked in the wind, which happened to get stuck in his throat, and he started coughing violently.

"Cough cough...cough cough..." Li Banxi coughed so badly that he felt that his whole lung was about to be coughed out. Lian Shuo stopped when he heard the coughing sound and asked him, "Hey, are you okay?"

Li Banxi waited for a long time before saying hoarsely: "It's okay...you...are you all so good at catching demon masters?"

Lian Shuo saw that he was fine, but was choked by the wind, and when he heard what he said, he boasted: "Not all of them are so powerful, I'll be ranked second among the monster hunters for the time being! "

Although his words were modest, Li Banxi could still hear his complacency, but he was asking for others, so he couldn't open his mouth, so he just followed his will and asked, "Then can you jump on that tree?"

Lian Shuo looked in the direction of his arm, it was a century-old poplar tree, tall and straight without any stray branches, if he jumped to the top, he could overlook a radius of ten miles.

"You kid, you're quite clever when you look dumb! Hold on to your clothes!"

As soon as Lian Shuo heard that Li Banxi wanted him to jump to the top of the tree, he knew that he was looking for the monster through the moss.

Li Banxi closed his eyes tightly, and kept holding on to Lian Shuo's clothes, not daring to let go. He waited until Lian Shuo stopped moving before opening his eyes, and observed where the moss was the most.

"It's over there!" Lian Shuo supported him with one hand, and pointed to a large stone slab covered with green moss with the other. It's really strange, it should be the little guy you raised who cried out!"

Li Banxi didn't say anything, just thinking about how to coax the little monster, he asked Lian Shuo softly, "Put me down there, okay?"

Lian Shuo only supported him with all his strength, jumped around the moss and put him down, and said to him: "Go and coax him, don't forget that you still need me one more condition, right... there is still one more thing to do." Jug of wine, that’s enough, let’s go! I hate this kind of scene the most, so I’ll wait for you near here.”

Li Banxi nodded and said "Thank you". Although this demon catcher named Lian Shuo was young and reckless, he was always kind-hearted and had a clear distinction between good and evil.

And they do have the capital to be proud, with handsome features and extraordinary skills.

Li Banxi stared at the little green figure who was still weeping softly in the moss, sighed secretly, and walked over lightly.

The bacteria man also noticed that he was coming, and immediately stopped crying, and the moss on the stone gradually disappeared.

Li Banxi didn't speak, just squatted down and sat on the rock.This place should be the place where he saw the bacteria man yesterday and took it down the mountain!This little guy, is there really nowhere else to go but this place?

Li Banxi smiled wryly and shook his head, really hateful and pitiful!

Seeing that he just sat down and didn't speak for a while, the bacteria man couldn't help but speak first: "Didn't you say you don't want me, why are you still looking for me?"

After listening to Li Banxi, he was angry and thought it was funny: "My moment of anger, I didn't expect you to be so angry, you actually left me and left, you ran so fast, I didn't expect that I would not find you in time." What do you do? Do you really want to spend your whole life in the mountains?"

Seeing that he didn't really want to abandon himself, the bacteria man's expression became better, and his tone softened: "How do you know I'm here?"

Li Banxi didn't answer directly, but only smiled and said: "Why did you turn into moss when you cried, if you cry in my house in the future, wouldn't the house become a green house?"

The bacteria man was amused by his words, and after laughing out loud, he remembered that he was still angry with Li Banxi, so he covered his mouth and stopped speaking, and then sneaked a glance at him after a while.

The author has something to say:

Xiao Gong is still a child... half-grown and arrogant