I raised monsters in the Song Dynasty

"Sixth son! Come and take care of your son!" A young woman in a light green plain dress and a light white skirt shouted, holding a spatula in her hand, "Eat this or that! Do you want to live!"

After shouting, he said to the skinny but fair seven or eight-year-old kid beside him: "What's wrong! You're still stubborn with me if you say a few words, okay! If you like to eat or not, I'll pour it all out and feed it to the dog." Not to you either."

The little boy was not to be outdone, not afraid of her at all: "You fed the ribs to the dogs last time, but the dogs didn't eat them. You still want me to eat them!"

The woman became even angrier when she heard this: "You heartless little bastard, I love you for nothing all day long! I still hate this and that for giving birth to you, and I have to teach you a lesson today! I can improve my memory!" After saying that, he really rolled up his sleeves and made a gesture to hit him on the head with the spatula in his hand.

The child's mouth was as stiff as a duck's. Seeing that the situation was wrong, he immediately prepared to slip away. He turned his head and was about to slip through the crack of the door when the honest-looking middle-aged man just pushed the door open, and the child bumped into him. In his arms, then hid behind his back.

"Father, mother is going to hit me again!" The child said in an aggrieved tone, but secretly made a face like the woman just now.

The woman became even angrier when she saw it, and said to the middle-aged man, "Get out of the way! I must beat him up today!"

This middle-aged man is the sixth son Lian Shuo found last time, the one with the best news.He first glanced at the woman, and then laughed and said: "Why are you so angry with him who is so ignorant!" After that, he took her spatula and took out a delicate incense box from his arms. It is estimated that there is something like rouge powder in it.

He stuffed it into the woman's hand: "Calm down, I'll cook, can you try it?"

The woman smelled the fragrance and knew that it must not be a cheap product. She clearly had a smile on the corner of her mouth, but she deliberately said in her mouth: "What is this? You know how to fool me every day?"

Lao Liu has lived with her for so many years, and he has figured out her nature long ago, without exposing it, first he said to his own child behind him: "Stinky boy, hurry up and go to school! The master can teach you everything, and you will know it all day long." Make your mother angry! You are the only one to ask if you are so beautiful and old!"

Needless to say, this trick really works for women.

The woman waved her hand lightly, and cursed with a smile: "Okay, okay, I don't know where I learned the sweet words..." After finishing speaking, she said to the kid behind her: "Go and read! I'll let you know when your dad cooks the meal later." to call you."

Child: Women are really fickle.

The kid went back to the study silently. Seeing no one, the sixth child leaned over and put his arms around her shoulders, pointed to the small box in her hand and said, "Good lady, this thing is so precious! I went to the market to look for it for a long time yesterday. I just saw it, and the peddler told me that many young ladies bought it back, and I bought it as soon as I gritted my teeth, thinking that it must be very good-looking when you wipe it."

What she said made the woman's face happy, and she suddenly seemed to think of something: "By the way, last Double Ninth Festival, why did you come back so late, did you go somewhere you shouldn't go! "

The sixth child smiled wryly: "Don't you know me yet? It's enough for me to pretend to be you. How can I pretend to be someone else. Last night, I was going to go home after shopping, but I encountered a strange thing."

The woman frowned: "What strange thing?"

As soon as Lao Liu was about to speak, he was interrupted by a clear voice: "What's strange? We also want to listen."

Lao Liuyi turned around and said pleasantly, "Oh! Lian Shuo, Banxi, you're here too."

After Li Banxi and Lian Shuo helped Ye Ming take a bath, they rushed to Lao Liu's to get the first news without stopping. After all, there was a time limit and there was no delay.

When they arrived here, there was no one in front of them, and the two of them heard a vague quarrel in the backyard. Lian Shuo knew that his sister-in-law had a bad temper, and thought it was a quarrel, so he rushed to the backyard to start a fight. Well done!

Li Banxi and Lao Liu were not that familiar, so he bowed slightly to return the salute: "Lao Liu, sister-in-law."

When the sixth child saw someone, he let go of his wife's shoulders, straightened his sleeves a little, and joked: "You kid has been so free recently, and I haven't seen you once in the past half a day. Why do you keep coming to look for me recently? Could it be that you are here?" Let's eat!"

Lian Shuo thought that he would poison me to death when he came to you for a meal, and said, "Where, it's just that things are not peaceful recently, and I want to ask you something."

"Wait a minute," Lao Liu rolled his eyes, this kind of clever action looked very funny on his honest face, "Do you want to ask about the water monster in the river last night?"

So they thought Ye Ming was a water monster?Lian Shuo hurriedly said, "How come? You met?"

"Nonsense, its light hurts my eyes, and the village is like daylight for a moment, even if I am blind, I can still feel it." Lao Liu pointed to the door curtain, "Go, sit and talk in front of me, what are you doing standing like this?" Chat, you can take it, but Banxi and I can't take it."

"We're running out of time, I'll explain why I'm here first, and then you can make a long story short." Lian Shuo tried his best to explain Ye Ming's affairs to Lao Liu as clearly as possible.

I saw Lao Liu frowned: "No wonder it can shine, it turns out that these eyes are night pearls."

He carefully recalled the scene last night: "Last night, Mr. Liu in the town invited a few friends to get together on the flower boat. It happened that Ye Mingming happened to be there, and then he put it back. I just thought that the thing they fished out was scared and let it go again." Let’s go back! It turned out that the greedy heart gouged out his eyes!”

The sixth child is a responsible person, and he would never kill innocent people indiscriminately, so there was a little sadness and anger in his tone at the end.

Lian Shuo patted him on the shoulder to calm him down, and then asked: "If you don't know about this, you probably did it without telling the truth, then who is the boatman on the flower boat?"

"Old fish." The sixth child said, "There was a drought in his home two years ago, he dragged his family and fled here, and started this fish business again, everyone went to him to buy fish, and after a long time, he just called him 'Old Fish', gradually forgetting the real name. But—”

"Ok?"

"That Lao Yu's family depended on him to support him. Mr. Liu probably paid a lot of hush money for killing a life on his boat. If you insist on asking, you won't be able to ask anything." The sixth child began to walk forward, and the two followed.

Li Banxi asked: "Then how should we ask?"

Lao Liu didn't say a word, took a bamboo pole from the wall, handed it to Lian Shuo, and said, "This is a fishing rod. I heard that Lao Yu lent the flower boat to others these two days and went fishing by himself! How about this fishing rod?" In the past, I pretended to ask him how to fish, but at this time he probably wouldn't say it, after all, it's his ability to eat, and he would earn less money if he said it."

The two continued to listen.

"This old fish is a drunkard. If you invite him to drink, he will definitely not refuse. When the time comes, he will naturally be able to ask anything."

Lian Shuo frowned after hearing this.

The sixth child thought that he did not agree with such an approach, so he asked, "Why?"

"You're terrible." Lian Shuo went out with Li Banxi, grabbing a fishing rod, "Fortunately, I'm with you."

Lao Liu laughed, and after the two went out, they hurriedly shouted: "If you really catch it, remember to send it to me!"

Li Banxi heard outside the door: "Drinking is really a mistake." Isn't it always the case that you drink until you are completely drunk?Although it is said that it is a demon and has no effect on the body, I still drink less. Judging from its reaction this morning, I know that it does not feel good after drinking.

Lian Shuo didn't think about this at all, he just put the fishing rod on his shoulder, and put his other arm directly on Li Banxi's shoulder: "Go, brother will take you fishing."

Li Banxi stared at the arm on his shoulder for a long time, but finally did nothing.

When it's time to light the lamp, Yuanwai Liu's home.

There was a crisp sound of "snap", which was the sound of the cup being thrown to the ground, and another crisp sound of "snap", this time it was the sound of a slap.

The beating person was the second concubine who was married into Liu's house as a side room a few days ago. This second concubine entered Liu's house. She ate and used what she had, and she kept making up for the bird's nest and white fungus, so her complexion became brighter. But the temper has also grown.

"You little rascal! After all, you were born in a poor and lowly family. You have no mother's love or father's teaching. You dare to steal it from me."

Kneeling on the ground was a weeping maid, covering her right face with her hand, probably where she was slapped just now.However, although this servant girl is dressed plainly, she has delicate eyebrows and eyes, and a slender figure. She will be a great beauty after two years of growing up.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whom weeping like pear blossoms raining down on her face.

Then the second aunt was about to swear, when she heard a voice outside the door: "Why, it's so noisy at night?"

The second aunt immediately changed her face, she became weak immediately, and her tone became loud: "Master, it's a big night and the wind is so strong, why are you here at this time?"

Seeing her slightly bulging belly, Officer Zhao smiled and said, "It's been windy these days, am I afraid that something will happen to you? What's the matter today? Why is there such a commotion? What should I do if I hurt my body and get angry?"

After speaking, I saw a person kneeling on the ground, and I understood it in my heart. I don't know if this concubine is because of her pregnancy recently. She has a hot temper, often throws things around, and punishes people casually, but she is pregnant after all. Open your eyes and close your eyes.

"Master!" The second aunt's words became more coquettish, "The Ye Mingzhu you gave me yesterday disappeared, and I was questioning her, so you came here."

In fact, Ye Mingzhu was secretly hidden by the second aunt. She was going to elope with the good friend in her hometown after giving birth in Liu's house after earning a sum of money.

Her wishful thinking was well planned, and no one saw it, but unexpectedly, Liu Yuanwai was vague about this matter.

"If you lose Ye Mingzhu then, just throw it away!" Liu Yuanwai said, and helped her to rest on the couch again, "That thing is worthless, if you keep getting angry like this, what should you do if you hurt yourself!"

Yuanwai Liu's voice was majestic this time, and it sounded like there was no room for negotiation, so she didn't dare to say anything, so she just half-lyed on the couch to rest.

Liu Yuanwai waved to the servant girl: "Clean the floor and then go down!" Seeing that she was finally fine, the servant girl changed her mind for fear that her crying would upset the master, so she immediately stopped crying and cleaned up the broken porcelain. The film went down.

That Liu Yuanwai is not very generous, but he knows that although the Ye Mingzhu is precious, the process and means of obtaining it are dirty. In addition, he had another night of nightmares last night, and finally he was not at ease, thinking that this thing cannot be kept. , so when he heard that something was lost, it was what he wanted.

Outside Liu's house, a slender figure was reflected in front of the door. Looking carefully, it was a young man with a Taoist head and a blue cloth.

This person is Li Banxi.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew, and then he was surrounded by a warm and familiar chest, and a special smell filled his surroundings.

Li Banxi whispered like a thief: "Why have you been here for so long?"

It was Lian Shuo who was holding him behind him. He took out a box, opened it, and found a round and lustrous night pearl lying on the red silk.

"It's hidden too deep, I've been looking for it for a long time." Lian Shuo handed the things to him, "The next thing is the third child, we'll get it tomorrow."

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Ask for collection~~~~Really, the column also asks for collection, big babies