I raised monsters in the Song Dynasty

Li Banxi was frightened by the light green little man who flew out, but he didn't show it, his face was still indifferent, and he only looked at each other with the little man.

I saw the little man about three inches long, with moss on the crown of a cockscomb on his head, his whole body was light green, his body was in the shape of a baby, in the shape of a lotus root, his eyes were big and round, embedded in the same round face.

Li Banxi was still looking at it, but the little green man actually said: "You stepped on me!" The voice was childish, clear and childish, and coquettish, echoing in the deep mountains for a long time.

He finally confirmed that the sounds just now were made by this thing in front of him. He first apologized: "I'm really sorry...but, you...are..."

He didn't know whether this thing was a demon or a ghost, or a spiritual creature in the mountains. He just felt that the slogans of the natural science concept of the past 20 years were all in vain.

"I'm a fungus." The little thing kept moving as soon as it popped out. It didn't have wings, but it had good jumping ability. It bounced the big rock like a trampoline. Dazzling, but the name "Mushroom Man" is appropriate. This little thing is small in size, hiding in the ground with only one head exposed, most people would just regard it as moss.

Maybe it's a way of protecting itself!

It may have been forced to show itself after being trampled on by him. Thinking of this, Li Banxi felt guilty, and apologized: "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to offend, but I just want to cut firewood in this mountain to make a living, so I stepped on you in a hurry. Do you have something to do?" ?”

The little thing who called himself "germ man" stared at him, shook his head, and sighed: "Actually, I don't feel any pain when you step on me. I'm just bored. I've been sleeping here for hundreds of years since I was born. The sound of people came out, and as a result, those people were scared by me and ran away, and I disappeared without even saying a word."

Li Banxi had made a conclusion in his mind that he had encountered a spiritual creature in the mountain, and seeing the dejected look of the little monster, he asked, "Are you the guardian angel of this mountain?"

"No." The bacteria man shook his head vigorously, "It's just that I have never left this mountain since I was born, it's so boring... Those people don't listen to me, only you talk to me when you see me."

Seeing that little monster blinking big bright eyes, Li Banxi couldn't bear it, and said: "If you believe me, I can take you down the mountain. I'm going to the market tomorrow morning. There should be a lot of fun and delicious food there, but Firstly, I have just moved here, and I am not familiar with the market, so I may have to fumble to get there. Secondly, I have to chop firewood for money, otherwise I will not be able to survive. If you are not too tired, I will take you down after I finish chopping firewood. .”

The bacteria man nodded quickly, jumped into Li Banxi's bamboo basket again, and shouted: "That's good, that's good! I'll follow you. I know where the firewood is good, and I'll take you there!"

Li Banxi shook his head and laughed, as if he picked up a child for nothing, and thought of his two cats, fortunately they were put in the pet hospital during this time, otherwise they would starve to death.

He tilted his head halfway, trying to speak to the bacterium but couldn't look at it, but the bacterium was also smart, so he just jumped onto Li Banxi's shoulder and sat down, blinking at him.

Li Banxi smiled and said, "I forgot to ask you just now, what do you like to eat?" He always felt that little monsters eat different grains than ordinary people, and the bacteria people are not like vicious monsters that eat living people, so I wonder what it does for a living in this mountain or if it can survive only by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

"I... I can live only by drinking dew!" The bacteria man seemed to be afraid that Li Banxi would abandon him if he thought that he had eaten too much, so he hurriedly argued, "I don't eat much! Really..."

Hearing its eager and flustered tone, Li Banxi guessed what it was afraid of, just smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, how much you can eat with such a small size, I just chopped a few more firewood. I said I would take you to the collection The city won't leave you behind, don't worry."

Seeing that the man in front of him was handsome and clean, with a natural good-natured face, the bacteria man could only sit on his shoulder and guide him the way.

One person and one demon picked up a large bundle of firewood along the mountain road and went down the mountain.Li Banxi took the fungus back to the residence, saw it scurrying along the beams of the table, chair, bed, and bed, like a small green marble, helplessly and dotingly smiled: "Can everyone see you?"

The bacteria man calmed down after hearing this sentence: "I don't know, but there is no living person to take it with us. We can't go down the mountain on our own. It's the first time I go down the mountain. I don't know if everyone can go down the mountain." see me."

Seeing that Li Banxi stopped talking and just sat there thinking deeply, the bacteria man thought that he didn't want to take him out, so he jumped onto his lap, pulled his clothes and said coquettishly: "Take me there! I won't let others see me, okay?" ? I hide, I'm very good!"

Li Banxi couldn't laugh or cry: "Who said I won't take you? It's just that you are a strange and strange thing. I'm afraid that ordinary people will have evil thoughts when they see you, and they will steal you and lock you up. If you sell it for money, then I will kill you in the end!"

The bacteria man bowed his head resentfully, and didn't speak any more.

After a long time, Li Banxi saw that it was still sullen, and said softly: "It's not impossible to take you out, but you have to hide in my bamboo basket, I can't let you see you, you leave a gap, what do you want with me?" Said, I’ll buy it for you and put it in a bamboo basket.”

When the germ man heard that he was able to go out, he jumped up happily. Li Banxi smiled and tidied up the bed, and the two slept peacefully all night.

On the second day, Li Banxi put the firewood and old clothes in the bamboo basket, and told the fungus: "Hide in the old clothes, next to the firewood, be careful not to scratch it, and call me softly if you want anything." ...By the way, my name is Li Banxi, you call me..."

He suddenly remembered that this little demon had lived for hundreds of years, and was several generations older than his great-grandfather, but with this head here, why should he call himself appropriate?

After thinking about it, Li Banxi coughed and said tentatively, "Call me brother! Okay?"

"Okay!" The fungus jumped into the bamboo basket happily, quickly hid in his clothes, and kept shouting: "Brother! Brother! Brother! Brother..."

Its soft voice coupled with its round eyes made Li Banxi so hopeless that one of his ears turned red. He carried the bamboo basket on his back and went out before saying softly: "Hide well, don't let people see you."

Li Banxi set off in the direction of Zhongshan, and he could only reach the market by walking around the mountain for another hour.

There are many people on the road, probably for the market, carrying a load or carrying a cloth bag.When Li Banxi was walking, he felt his hair being pulled lightly, and then said softly: "Brother?"

Seeing that there were many people around, Li Banxi walked quickly to a remote corner before asking in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

"Do you think the market is the one behind Zhongshan?"

"Yeah! How did you know?" Li Banxi was surprised, didn't the bacteria man never leave Zhongshan?

"I heard it from a hunter in the mountains before." Although the bacteria man's voice was soft, he could still reveal a little pride, "My hearing is good. You can go straight to the right from this road, and you will arrive there in half an hour, but you won't be able to get there. It's too easy to go, no one knows."

Li Banxi thought it was time to give the little guy behind him some air, so he walked along the right side. After about half a stick of incense, there was no one around.

"Come out! There is no one around." Li Banxi called to it, fearing that it would be bored.

The germ man popped out at once, and was about to land on his shoulder again, pointing to the left: "Brother, just keep walking this way and you will be there."

Li Banxi nodded, the road on the left was difficult to walk, most of it was undeveloped, and some of the plants were particularly tall, which often scratched his clothes.

He was just about to stop for a rest when he was knocked to the ground by something.

Li Banxi protected his left shoulder in a panic, and fell to the ground abruptly. There was a piece of weed on the ground so that it didn't hurt so much.He sat up, and before he could stand up from the ground, a monkey appeared in front of him.

The monkey had a piece of white hair on its head, a gourd hanging from its paw, and was looking at him with deep meaning.

Li Banxi's back was numb, so he ignored it, and only said to the bacteria on his left shoulder: "Are you all right?"

The bacteria man shook his head, tears were about to come out: "Brother...do you hurt?" After speaking, he stretched out his short hand to help him.

Li Banxi was stunned for a moment, he thought that the little monster had been staying in the mountains and was curious about life in the world, so he wanted to flatter himself by taking it with him, but he didn't expect that this time he was actually being cared about by... no, a monster.

It turns out that the feared monster who has lived for hundreds of years is just a child who likes to play and cares about people.

He felt a warm current in his chest, and said softly: "It's okay, brother is not hurt, brother doesn't hurt."

Just when I was about to stand up, I heard a voice from a distance: "Little thief, return the things quickly!"

Li Banxi was still on the ground in a daze, when a pair of black boots appeared in front of his eyes, the boots were stained with dirt and petals, and had the fragrance of green grass.

He looked up and saw a tall black-haired youth.The young man was about twenty, dressed in a red dress, with a black belt around his waist, and a brass gossip device, his hair was tied up, and messy strands of hair were scattered in the air on both sides.He has red lips and white teeth, stern and clear, the corners of his eyes are slightly upturned, his smile is not a smile, just standing there feels romantic and suave.

At this time, the elegant young man was looking at him, Li Banxi was stunned for a while, then remembered what the young man said just now, he waved his hand and said: "I didn't steal anything from you."

The young man shook his head and stopped looking at him: "I didn't talk about you. I talked about the one behind you."

Li Banxi turned his head and found that the monkey was standing behind him unknowingly, and asked in surprise, "You mean this monkey stole from you?"

Before the young man could speak, Li Banxi heard an old and hoarse voice.

"Who are you talking about monkeys! Are young people so rude now?"

The sound came from the monkey's mouth.

Ever since meeting the bacteria man, Li Banxi has been immune to such things, and said in silence for a moment: "It's not a monkey, it's..."

"Yuan."

Li Banxi was surprised, were the orangutans in the Song Dynasty so small?But it's not good to ask again.

After reporting his name, the prostitute raised his head and said to the young man: "Boss, this wine was lost to me by your master, how can you damage my reputation and say that I stole it?"

The young man was obviously not convinced, and said righteously: "If you hadn't been an old master, how could you have lost, and I ran out after being seen through."

"When I bet with your master, there is no rule that you can't play tricks." The scorpion said it calmly.

Li Banxi finally understood, when he looked at Xuanxuan, there was obviously more surprise and contempt in his eyes, Ganqing is an old rascal!

"Boy, what kind of eyes do you have?" You naturally saw what Li Banxi was thinking, just looked into his eyes deeply, frowned and said, "I've always known people's surnames at a glance, even my ancestors Eight generations can dig it out, but... I really didn't see what you said... But, this is interesting."

Xuan Xuan suddenly spoke harshly: "You kid is either a monster, or you are already..." Dead?The voice behind it is getting smaller and smaller, I just feel that I am talking to myself, "It shouldn't be possible..."

Li Banxi felt guilty for a moment and didn't dare to speak.

"Stop talking nonsense! If you don't return the wine, I'll take you!" The young man in red made a gesture to tear off the gossip device hanging from his waist.

Xuan Xun was very calm, pointing to the right: "...Then you accept this kid."

Li Banxi and the young man in red looked along, an empty gourd fell on the ground, and the man next to him was hiccupping, and the monkey was gloating at the two of them.

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狌狌 (xing) sounded the first time, so Banxi took it for an orangutan