I raised monsters in the Song Dynasty

"Ah—" Li Banxi yelled strangely when he woke up, because whoever opened his eyes would see a monkey face infinitely magnified in front of him, and he would yell like that.

"What's the matter?" Suho pulled the distance a little further, hugging his chest like a human, "Thinking of me so much? You don't need to welcome me so warmly, I just can't leave..."

"Didn't you die drunk in the wine tank?" Li Banxi interrupted it, and straightened his clothes and hair. He looked around and found that everyone was in the room, the giant and Dansheng were in the corner, one was painting and the other was acting as a model , and looking back, Lian Shuo was meditating on the bed behind him.

It is said that since Lian Shuo merged the two beds together last time, he refused to push them back to their original positions no matter what, saying that the room is small in the first place, so combining them can save a lot of space.

Li Banxi thought it made sense, so he was no longer obsessed with the position of the bed, but in the past few days he found that Lian Shuo didn't sleep well, he always liked to toss and turn, and then accidentally rolled onto his bed.Li Banxi often feels that an octopus is wrapped around his body in his sleep, and he can't breathe.

It wasn't until he woke up from the pressure that he realized that Lian Shuo had rolled onto his bed without knowing when, and his body was tightly entangled with his hands and feet, one of his hands was directly on his waist, and occasionally touched the few corners of his tailbone. in a sensitive area.

At first Li Banxi thought he was having a nightmare, so he wanted to wake him up, but no matter how he tried to wake him up, he was afraid that he would wake up the giant and Dan Sheng, so he thought about it, and just endured it forcefully. .

It's just that Li Banxi is also a man, being tightly entangled by such a warm body, and touching sensitive areas from time to time, he always feels that his body is hot, and a ball of fire slowly rises in his lower abdomen.

Then Li Banxi discovered that his lower body gradually had a tendency to raise his head. He panicked at first, how could he react when he was hugged by a man?

He kept his composure and prepared to fight it down, but he found that he was getting more and more energetic. He wanted to get up and go somewhere outside the house to solve it at will, but his body was entangled and he couldn't move. Fell asleep.

And this time when he woke up, it was the face of Xuanxuan.

At this time, Xuan Xun was angry at Lian Shuo and said, "Are you kidding me outside again?"

Lian Shuo was meditating with his eyes closed, and he could tell by the tone of his voice that he was talking to himself!Then he raised one eye lightly, glanced at it, and said: "Who said anything bad about you? Banxi and I have been doing very well in the past few days since you left, and we don't have time to think of you."

Li Banxi smiled wryly, anyone who listened to these words would be enraged, not to mention that it was a slut, Lian Shuo did it on purpose, right?

However, what surprised me was that this time, Xuan Xun was not as angry as usual this time, she only frowned and carefully looked into Lian Shuo's eyes several times, her tone was unprecedentedly serious: "You boy, I'm not here for a few days... ...You didn't cause any trouble, did you!"

Lian Shuo stopped meditating, and sat directly beside Li Banxi, leaning close to him. Li Banxi remembered his warm body and his uncontrollable lower body last night, and his face was burning, so he silently moved a little to the side. .

"Don't cause trouble? Can it still be me if I don't cause trouble?" Seeing Li Banxi slowly moving towards the bed, Lian Shuo put his arm around his shoulder and imprisoned him, making him unable to move.

He was awake last night because he felt that spiritual thing of Li Banxi was pressing against his thigh.And I am not much better, the lower body is also more energetic and upright, but because of the posture, Li Banxi can't feel it.

Looking at Li Banxi's reaction now, he should feel embarrassed and uneasy.He wanted to escape, but Lian Shuo refused to let him escape. He thought about it clearly, anyway, his feelings are left there, and he can only admit that he likes someone, but Li Banxi needs to be exposed to the public. He also likes it Do it yourself.

Lian Shuo was always unsure, he only knew that Li Banxi was kind to him, but he didn't know what kind of kindness, because Banxi was gentle and courteous to giants, to Dansheng, and even to a strange monster.

Does he... like him or not?

Li Banxi's physical reaction last night gave him great hope. He...has feelings for himself, because he also has a good impression of him!It's just that this affection is not as deep as his own.

No matter what, Lian Shuo decided not to give himself or Li Banxi a way out. The person he likes must like him, but he can't force it. He has to soften and swallow his heart little by little.

"What the hell are you doing?" Xuanxuan's desolate voice interrupted Lian Shuo's imaginings, and Lian Shuo realized that his mind had already drifted thousands of miles away. Fearing that Xuanxuan would see his thoughts, he cleared his mind. Clearing his throat, he said solemnly: "It's nothing, I just gave some medicine to that bastard from the Wang family."

A few nights ago Lian Shuo went out and raided the official's house at night, and put some ingredients in Wang Yang's water. Later, Li Banxi asked him what the ingredients were?Lian Shuo mysteriously said "confidentiality" and stopped mentioning it.

So in the next few days, news spread that the little overlord of the government family was suddenly inhumane, and it was only then that Li Banxi understood what kind of medicine Lian Shuo had given that day.

Xuan Xun also heard the rumor, but it didn't ask about this matter, so he knocked on Lian Shuo's head like a human being, and said, "Bastard, who asked this?"

"Ah!" Lian Shuo knew that what he wanted to ask was the case of the mysterious murder of 13 bandits, but once he confessed, his secret would be exposed. He didn't want to tell anyone else his secret except Li Banxi, so he pretended to be stupid. Said: "Then what did you say?"

Xuan Xun stared into his eyes for a while, then sighed: "Forget it..."

Pointing to Dan Sheng who was nesting in the corner as a model for the giant, he said, "Why are you so capable? You recruited him?"

"Ah?" When these words came out, the two sitting side by side on the bed were all puzzled, Li Banxi told everything that happened in the past few days, except for the accident of Lian Shuo.

Unexpectedly, Xuanxuan glanced at the snake, shook his head and said: "What's the matter, that guy is a descendant of Nuwa!"

"Nuwa descendants?" Li Banxi felt that the ancient myths and stories he had learned in modern times were all fake. Did God create man? How could a snake be born?"

Speaking of snakes in mythology, Li Banxi can only think of the snake that lured Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, but that is also a western mythology, and it has nothing to do with the Song Dynasty!If it is China, it can only be the story of Xu Xian and Bai Niangzi, but what does this have to do with Nuwa.

Seeing the surprised expressions of both of them, Xuanxuan asked, "You don't even know this, so you dare to keep it at home?" These two boys are really brave, the house is only this big, and they still have one A huge snake is inside, and it is still unclear whether it is an enemy or a friend, and it dares to sleep so defenselessly at night.

Lian Shuo didn't care and said, "Why? Isn't it just a snake? I don't think it looks like a bad monster. It came here because it has no money and the environment is uncomfortable. If it wants to treat us as lunch, it should be done a few days earlier." I swallowed it in one gulp before, why bother to sleep in this corner of the room every day!"

Xuanxuan was speechless, thinking about it, how could the descendants of Nuwa have to hide and sleep in this dilapidated house every day, what are they trying to do?

Li Banxi was still entangled in the matter of Nuwa's descendants, seeing that Xuanxuan didn't mention it for a long time, he asked himself: "Just now you said it is Nuwa's descendants, what's going on?"

Xuanxuan said: "Nuwa was originally a human snake...it is the most idle one among the descendants, but because the poison left on her body could not be dispelled after she was thrown away by Nuwa when she was young, Nuwa felt guilty about it and relied on everything. it."

"Oh... so that's how it is!" Li Banxi felt that this Nuwa didn't match the image of the great goddess who was so powerful that she could push the sky and tirelessly create people in his mind. "It's still a human snake."

Lian Shuo waved his hand: "Whether it is a human snake or not has nothing to do with us. Besides, this bear has been lost since childhood, and there is still poison left on it. If I see my mother in the sky every day, I will feel so sad." It's better to live by yourself in the mortal world!"

"However, since this guy is a descendant of Nuwa, why was he caught a while ago?" Lian Shuo glanced at Dan Sheng, who had not moved at all, "Could it be that the remaining poison on his body is slowly eroding his mana! In this way It's also a pity..."

Xuan Xun also looked towards that corner: "Maybe, the specific reason is not very clear, but this reason is quite similar, it...it doesn't look like it has any offensive power."

Dan Sheng was nestling in the corner, wrapping himself up round and round, with his head tilted when he was sleeping, and the sun was shining on it through the small window, covering the snake scales with warm colors. Not as cold and indifferent as before.And the little bacteria man next to him who is writing a book with moss on his head also adds a sense of warmth and comfort to the picture.

As soon as Dan Sheng opened his eyes after detoxification, he saw two people and a monkey staring at him with "affectionate" eyes...

Well, it can't understand humans, and it can't understand this look, so let's pretend to be asleep.

Lian Shuo grabbed Xuanxuan directly and said, "Don't look at it, it hasn't caused any trouble during its stay. It's pitiful for a monster to live in a cave every day. It happens to have a company with a giant here." In the past, he always felt that the giant was a big light bulb, which directly hindered the development of his relationship with Li Banxi.

But he finally waited until the giant had a companion and was no longer in the way, and the old man Xuanxuan came to meddle again. Why couldn't he and Banxi have a good two-person world and develop a relationship?

"Why did you come here?" Lian Shuo was thinking about how to drive the monkey away, "Master asked you to come here?"

She tutted her lips, and cast a mysterious look at Li Banxi, but said to Lian Shuo: "Look at you, you unfilial son, a brat who has a wife who forgets his mother, it's the Double Ninth Festival, and it's too late." Why don't you go back and see your master?"

"Chongyang?" Lian Shuo automatically ignored the sentence "If you have a daughter-in-law, forget your mother", because he also knew that he couldn't hide his affairs from the thieves' eyes, but he didn't want to make a fool of himself when Li Banxi didn't want to.Feelings!Pay attention to a like-minded, twisted melon is not sweet.

"That's right! Today is Double Ninth Festival. Judging by my memory, I forgot about it!" He was busy going to Wang Yang's house to find out the way to prescribe the medicine these days, so he even forgot such an important festival for a while.

"Your master asked me to send you a message, saying that you will have to celebrate the Double Ninth Festival by yourself this year, and he has important matters to attend to, so he doesn't have time to drink with you." Sure enough, he is a drunkard, and he can't stop talking about alcohol.

"Since the master is not here, then I will go to the town with Banxi!" Lian Shuo asked Li Banxi sideways, "...you have lost your memory, don't you know about the Double Ninth Festival?"

Li Banxi shook his head, saying that he didn't know, but it wasn't caused by amnesia, but because modern people rarely celebrate the Double Ninth Festival, and everyone is very keen on Christmas.

"Let's go! Go to the town, I'll teach you how to make lanterns!" Lian Shuo took Li Banxi and went out, and Yan Xuan called behind him: "Then what about me!"

"You stay and look after the house!" Lian Shuo left this sentence mercilessly and went out without even seeing a shadow.

When Xuan Xun was cursing this bastard countless times in his heart, he found that Lian Shuo stuck his head through the small window and said, "Don't worry! I'll bring you a jug of good wine."

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Thanks to the big baby who gave me the nutrient solution~~~ and the big baby who smashed the thunder~~~Thank you for your support~