I raised monsters in the Song Dynasty

It was only now that Li Banxi realized that it was Aunt Lan who mentioned it when she was chatting with him at the door. It happened that Lian Shuo had good hearing, so he probably heard it.

But so what, he didn't take it seriously, but was pressed against the door by the man in front of him and questioned.

Li Banxi understood that he didn't dare to hurt himself, so he simply relaxed and leaned against the door. He was looking up at Lian Shuo, but when he raised his head, his lips rubbed against the man's chin.

Lian Shuo stared at him with wide eyes, looking like a girl from a good family who was molested, but Li Banxi smiled instead.

"You can't blame me," Li Banxi stretched his muscles after seeing Lian Shuo loosen his hand, and said, "It was just an accident, besides, you insisted on getting so close."

Lian Shuo touched the place where he was lightly rubbed, the soft and beautiful feeling just now lingered in his mind, what should he do?I really want... I really want to just kiss directly like this...

Li Banxi saw that his eyes gradually became wrong, although his hands did not hold him anymore, the distance remained the same, and seeing his face with bright eyes and white teeth, he was flustered for some reason, so he hurriedly pushed him away, pretending to be meaningless: " It's nothing... last time you helped me breathe in the East China Sea, and yesterday I fed you water. These were all lip-to-mouth, but those were forced by the situation, this time... it was an accident."

After Lian Shuo listened to "feeding water mouth to mouth", he didn't listen to the rest of the words. He began to regret that he was so completely comatose yesterday, if he was fed water by Li Banxi when he was awake...

Lian Shuo kept staring at Li Banxi's lips with deep eyes.

It's okay if you don't explain it. After explaining it, Li Banxi found that Lian Shuo's expression became even more strange. Just as he was about to push him away, he heard a sound, and both of them looked over there.

I saw that giant python woke up, its opened eyes were brass-colored, and its pupils were very thin. At first glance, it gave the impression that it was what people said—a cold-blooded animal.

"Tsk... It's quite scary when it opens its eyes like this..." Although Li Banxi said so, he knew that the big snake was not harmful, so he slowly moved towards it, but he was afraid of scaring it, so his movements were very gentle. .

"You say that... I'm getting hairy all over," Lian Shuo hooked his fingers at the giant hiding in the flower pot, "little thing, come on my shoulder! I see him getting scared!"

Now that the giant and Lian Shuo have reached an agreement, Gogou jumped over with his fingers. Li Banxi sighed after seeing it: the water thrown by his adopted son.

The snake also stared at them, but kept silent.

The two demons just sat opposite each other, staring at each other for about a stick of incense.

In the end, Lian Shuo couldn't help it anymore: "Hey, what... it can't talk! After staring at us for so long, my eyes are almost sore..."

Li Banxi also frowned, hesitantly said: "Maybe...it really can't speak?"

Lian Shuo rolled his eyes: "How about calling it an idiot?"

Li Banxi was surprised: "Is it not good to curse at people when we first meet?"

"Anyway, let's try to see if it can't talk or is it looking for us there?"

Li Banxi hesitated, and finally agreed: "Okay!"

Just as Lian Shuo was about to call "Stupid", the snake suddenly opened its mouth, spat out the snake letter, and began to make a "hissing" sound. The two of them moved their buttocks back a step in fright.

"It says it's not a fool!" said the giant suddenly.

The two looked at it in surprise: "Can you understand snake language?"

"This isn't snake language, it's demon language." The giant jumped off Lian Shuo's shoulder and began to babble out some words neither of them could understand.

One snake and one moss talked to each other for a long time, one could only stick out his tongue and "hiss", and the other moved his mouth faster than he could speak, yet they had been communicating face to face for so long.

Lian Shuo said coldly, "How do they communicate?"

Li Banxi was obviously taken aback by the scene in front of him and the so-called monster language: "If I can understand, I guess I can be their boss."

After talking a lot, the giant Perak Bara jumped on Li Banxi's shoulder. Li Banxi suspected that when it just said so many words, it sucked water from the moss on top of its head when its mouth was dry.

"It said it came here and would like to ask you for a favor." The giant started to whet his appetite when he spoke.

"What are you busy with?"

"Rescue Lu Zhuqing from the prison."

The two were still waiting for the next sentence, and found that the giant stopped talking after saying this sentence, and asked in surprise, "No more?"

"Yeah." The giant didn't forget to blink when he nodded.

The two of them opened their eyes wide: "Is your demonic language... all so inexperienced?" To express so little meaning by saying so much?

But the core meaning was clear to both of them, Li Banxi propped his chin and said, "But let's find out first, who is this Lu Zhuqing?"

Li Banxi smiled and said: "It depends on Aunt Lan."

Lian Shuo shook his head: "Aunt Lan's place is far away from the town. Those people are naturally fond of adding oil and vinegar, fanning the flames. After being passed around, it must have been different from the original version."

"How about that?"

Lian Shuo suddenly stopped talking, with an expression of "you beg me", Li Banxi shook his head, and really followed his will: "Please, Mr. Lian Shuo, please speak quickly!" She tugged on his sleeve, and the sleeve made him shake slightly.

Uncle Lian Shuo's mind was shaken by the shaking, and the corners of his mouth could not be suppressed, and he almost pointed at his mouth for Li Banxi to stamp on it.

But people still can't go too far, they have to be gradual.

Lian Shuo didn't make any excessive demands, just said: "Come on, pack up and follow me to the town." He didn't say anything else, being mysterious, Li Banxi didn't ask.

Usually this kind of thing, even Shuo knew it in his heart, so he assured him.

Li Banxi was suddenly startled by his own thoughts, when did he start to rely on Lian Shuo so much?Was it the time he saved himself in the East China Sea?Or do you put yourself behind you every time something goes wrong?Or does the way he eats noodles make people feel very blessed?

Li Banxi remembers that his mother said this to him when he was a child: find someone who is lucky to eat, and you can eat as soon as you watch him eat, so that your life will be rich and interesting.

He always remembered this sentence, but later on he always ate alone, and never met the person who made him feel like eating.

"What's the matter?" Lian Shuo waved his hand in front of him, "Forget it, don't pack up, we'll go to town when we get on the Seven Stars, and come back at night."

After finishing speaking, he went directly to the lapel of Li Banxi's jacket.

Li Banxi was unprepared, and when he tried to push Lian Shuo away, he was already touched. He was naturally ticklish, so his face turned red from laughing, and his movements became stiff and twisted.

Lian Shuo was looking at his slow movements, and wanted to take Qixing out of his shirt, but he didn't expect that he would start to move as soon as he touched Li Banxi, because he was ticklish.

Lian Shuo immediately wanted to tease him, so he scratched along the inside of the clothes, making Li Banxi teary-eyed, and only stepped back, begging for mercy: "Stop making trouble, Lian Shuo..."

The voice was seven or eight points softer than usual, and Shuo was so scratched that his whole body and even the apex of his heart were itchy, and the movements of his hands not only did not stop, but also became more and more severe.

Only when Li Banxi retreated all the way to the bed, he accidentally knocked down on the bed again.

Lian Shuo pressed down, covering Li Banxi's body, and met Li Banxi's eyes, but his hands stopped.

Li Banxi was scratched so hard that he couldn't exert his strength, he was afraid that Lian Shuo would continue to quarrel with him, so he begged for mercy: "Stop it, I beg for mercy, I beg for mercy, I love you!"

In Lian Shuo's eyes, it was a different scene: the haircuts that hadn't been straightened were all loose at this moment, and the jet-black hair covered the bed, making Li Banxi's lips red and her teeth white.In addition, he opened his mouth slightly because of his panting, revealing snow-white teeth and a pink tongue, his face was flushed, sweat dripped from his forehead, and his usually gentle but deserted face suddenly became gorgeous, which made Lian Shuo unable to help Just remembered another scene.

Li Banxi waited for a long time before recovering, but found that the person who was pressing him didn't move his hands, but he never got up. Even Shuo usually looks thin, but the martial arts practitioners are capable. I just feel cramp and heavy.

He wanted to get up before he found that his legs had been imprisoned and he couldn't move, and Lian Shuo had one leg stuck in the middle. He felt that this posture was strange and awkward, so he struggled to get up.

"Don't move!" Lian Shuo's tone was not the same as usual, if he was usually calm or aggrieved, then he was low and forbearing at this time.

Li Banxi was taken aback by the tone, but at the same time he was stunned, he found that Lian Shuo's face was slowly enlarging.

Then he stopped when he was only five centimeters away from Li Banxi's face. Fortunately, this time, Li Banxi had no place to put his eyes, because no matter where he looked, he was all Lian Shuo.

Their posture at this time can really be called ambiguous.

Just when Li Banxi was at a loss, Lian Shuo spoke, and the air flowed directly on his face, which made him feel hot all of a sudden: "You just said that you gave me mouth-to-mouth water yesterday... How did you feed it?"

This time, not only Li Banxi's face was hot, but even his ears were burnt into one piece, and even Shuo Jian's exposed skin was covered with a layer of powder, his eyes kept dodging, and his light-colored lips were like a magnet. It is full of magical power, making him approach slowly involuntarily.

Just when they were about to bump into each other, Lian Shuo suddenly felt pain in his ears, and he grinned and shouted: "It hurts! It hurts! Banxi, I was wrong..."

The blush on Li Banxi's face hadn't faded yet, and the strength in his hands increased: "Get up, you're going to crush me to death, little bastard!"

Even Shuo could get rid of this kind of small movements with a few light movements, but he was happy with it, shouting "pain" on his lips, but his heart was filled with honey, it's a pity that he didn't get a kiss just now.

Lian Shuo was afraid that he would be really crushed, so he stood up, and Li Banxi naturally let go.

Before Lian Shuo could speak, he felt a painless beating on his shoulder.

At first glance, the giant was punching him with a hammer, saying, "You are bad, you bully brother!"

Lian Shuo thought to himself that this is called bullying, and there will be more bullying places in the future!

He deliberately teased him, and said with a smile: "Then tell me, why did I bully him?"

The giant stopped beating him, probably because he was afraid that he would not be enlightened enough to speak with his head up, so he jumped onto a table next to the bed. Coincidentally, a human and a monster were standing on the table behind him.

Guessing that he had enough momentum, the giant puffed out his chest and said bluntly, "Brother bit you yesterday to save you, but you still want to bite back today."

"Bite me?" Lian Shuo was stunned.

The giant was afraid that he would play tricks, so he said stiffly: "My brother told me yesterday that it was biting. You were ready to bite brother just now. I saw it."

Lian Shuo understood this time, it turns out that the meaning of "bite" is mouth to mouth!

Li Banxi had a headache after hearing this, just now he forgot that there were two monsters in this room, fortunately the giant was not sensible, and the big snake had already nestled in a corner of the room with its eyes closed and rested.

He turned his head and saw Lian Shuo raising his eyebrows at him meanly: "So you care about kissing...you call it biting!"

The heat on Li Banxi's face couldn't dissipate for a while, and he was even more ashamed to be told this, but what made him even more flustered was that when Lian Shuo was about to touch his mouth just now, he almost closed his eyes and gave birth to it. A little bit of anticipation.

What's the matter!

Li Banxi couldn't figure it out for a while, and felt depressed, so he just said abruptly: "Where is Qixing! Don't waste time, let's go!"

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Lian Shuo: I didn't kiss my daughter-in-law~~~~ yingyingying~~~~