face slap system

The girl in front of her was wearing a nun's clothes, with a faint blush on her face, and her eyes were full of admiration.

The system's prompt sounded all of a sudden [The person in front of him is the one who needs to be slapped in the face] Song Chen's mood was extremely chaotic at this time, while telling himself in his heart that such a good thing could not happen in the world, but at the same time, he was in a strong Struggling, thinking that maybe he finally got the aura of the protagonist in his turn, finally he gritted his teeth and said, "Who the hell are you? Why did you appear here?"

The girl put her hand on Song Chen's collar and said, "My name is Selina, and I am a nun in the temple... I saw you for the first time today, and I was overwhelmed by your charm and brilliance." , but when you think about it, there is nothing else that can make you fall in love with, my lord, that's why..."

Song Chen subconsciously touched the long sword that he wore even when he was sleeping: "..." Although what he said sounds nice, it feels a bit wrong no matter what... Isn't this the unspoken rule of the different world version through the back door! !I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen even in a different world, and I was bumped into by him.

Although Song Chen is a hard-working man who has never dated a girl, he still has a heart of pure love. He didn't want his first relationship to start with unspoken rules, so he said seriously: "I'm sorry, I... ..."

Just when Song Chen was about to say how devout he was to the God of Light and how he had to guard himself like a jade, Selina rushed over before he could finish speaking, and tore his clothes away.

Feeling the coldness in front of her chest, Song Chen was shocked by her power of action. At the same time, the door was slammed open, and Song Chen subconsciously turned his head to look. .

The cousin of the envoy whose name I didn't remember that I saw outside today was standing aggressively at the door, and Ulysses was following behind him, wearing a casual nightgown and looking out of shape.And behind the two of them were countless priests.

Song Chen turned his head to look at Selena, and he didn't think he was very surprised: "...Sure enough, you came here just to trick me..." The four words "time comes and goes" are not suitable for him at all.

When Selena saw this, she got out of bed suddenly, knelt down in front of everyone, and Lihua cried with tears: "Master Bishop, please save me... woo woo woo..."

Elvis looked at the scene in front of him with unbelievable eyes, his body was trembling with anger, and he said angrily: "...Song Chen, as a divinely favored person, you are actually on the second day of coming to the holy capital." It is an unforgivable crime to use power to humiliate the nuns of the temple forcibly!"

Song Chen who was forced to humiliate the nun on the bed could only sit up and explained: "...I don't know how she appeared in my room." If it weren't for Elvis, he would also be unmarriageable , Song Chen simply thought that he was here to catch the adulterer on the bed.

Elvis said in a mocking tone: "My lord, do you think anyone will believe your words?"

Uliss continued indifferently: "Elvis, the matter hasn't been investigated yet, so don't draw conclusions first."

"Oh." Elvis sneered: "Isn't the matter very clear? There is a woman on the bed of the God-favored man, why should I doubt this? To do such a nasty thing, I think He should be put to death immediately."

Uliss said: "Well, but I think it's better to ask the opinion of the God of Light."

Seeing that Ulysses always had a plain look, Elvis was naturally upset, and said, "Why tell the Lord God of Light about such things, if the Lord God of Light suspects the other people in the holy capital Piety is not good. We cannot ruin the reputation of our holy capital for thousands of years for just one person."

Song Chen: "..." The person sent by the God of Light to monitor is now waiting in the long sword under the quilt... Although this is the situation now, Song Chen always feels that the God of Light is watching this scene. Si must not have any good fruit to eat.

"Oh." Ulysses nodded, and said, "I'm not qualified to say anything, but I don't think a god-favored person can be executed so easily, I think he should be locked up first, and wait until Check it out."

Is this still called not qualified to say more, obviously already said a lot.Elvis snorted coldly: "That's fine."

"As for this nun, I'll have someone take it back to investigate." Elvis said, "You have no objection, do you?"

Ulysses looked as if he wanted to go back to his room to sleep quickly, and said casually, "Of course I have no objection."

Elvis: "..." The current situation is so unfavorable to Ulysses, why can he still be so casual, why on earth! !

Song Chen also had the same confusion, obviously he was framed at Ulysses' house, okay, but Ulysses is still so casual, this is extremely unreliable, so he is not afraid of being dismissed by the God of Light huh... wait...

Song Chen suddenly thought of something, suddenly raised his head and looked at Ulises, and saw the other party making a gesture in secret, and he immediately understood that Ulises' actions were not decided by himself, 3% It is also because of the meaning of the God of Light... so the God of Light meant that he should be locked up in a small dark room by Elvis for a few days first ＿(:[-])∠)＿

Then Song Chen was imprisoned again, but this time he was locked in Elvis's private underground cell in order to prevent the incident from being publicized, and the guards were all Elvis' subordinates.

Song Chen was also worried for a while that the artifact given by the God of Light would be snatched away, but everyone seemed to have not seen it, so he was relieved. Thinking about it, this is an artifact, how could it be so casually taken away by others? Snatch away, what could be an auto-stealth feature.

In fact, the conditions in this cell are not bad. Compared with other thatched cells, there is an extra bed here, although there are only bed boards.Song Chen sat on the bed in agony, pressed the long sword with his hand, and asked in his heart: "...Well, Reiss, what is the purpose of the Lord Light God asking me to come here?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Reese's figure appeared next to him. The other party's brilliant hair gave people the illusion that the dark cell was illuminated. Reese said, "Of course it's for fun... no , of course, in order to find a way to drive these people whose IQ is not up to standard, otherwise it would be too embarrassing for the Holy Capital."

Song Chen: "...So that's the case." He seemed to have heard something that he shouldn't have heard just now!Just pretend you don't know anything...

At this time, the sound of footsteps came from outside the cell, and Song Chen looked up, and it was the girl named Selina who walked over today.

"What are you doing here?" Song Chen suddenly became vigilant.

"Don't look at me like that." Selena said with a cold and disgusted look: "Actually, I don't want to come here, but the bishop ordered me to come and watch over you." he.

"That's it." Song Chen didn't know who Elvis was for a while.

Reese was watching with great interest, and suddenly said: "The God of Light has sent a message."

"Huh?" Song Chen turned to look at him, and Reese said, "The God of Light means that as long as he can see Elvis, he can find a way to let you out."

Song Chen: "Is that so...you have to meet Elvis." In fact, compared to Elvis, Song Chen paid more attention to Reese's name for the God of Light. Gods never add adults, so it feels so arrogant to say it directly...

In addition to his face, Song Chen didn't think of it all at once before, but now Song Chen has discovered that his face is somewhat similar to the face of the God of Light, but he didn't look straight at the God of Light in the past. face, that's why I didn't recognize it right away. From this point of view, could it be that——

He is the illegitimate son of the God of Light! !

Song Chen suddenly felt that this statement was extremely reliable, and he looked at Reiss with more gentle eyes, making the other party a little confused.

What was even more confusing was Selina at the door. Seeing Song Chen always facing the corner, she was suddenly shocked and then mild. She suspected that the other party was too excited and suddenly went crazy. She was thinking about whether to report Elvis saw Song Chen walking towards him.

"What to do?" Selena said, "If you want to scold me now, you can, but I tell you it's best not to waste this effort. After all, Mr. Elvis has no plans to give you food and water."

Song Chen scolded Elvis in his heart for being too stingy, while looking at Selena: "I have no intention of scolding you, I just want to see Elvis."

"Of course it won't work." Selena said, "As a bishop, Elvis has a lot of work to do every day, so how can he have time to take care of you, a little prisoner."

Song Chen: "...Master Elvis, who is busy with everything, really took time out of his busy schedule to come to other people's houses and kick the door."

Selena looked indifferent: "I don't care what you say."

Song Chen knew that Selena would not call Elvis over, so he could only think of other ways now, but what should he do...

Song Chen suddenly had an idea, and said, "Although I don't know what kind of position you hold under Elvis, but I think you must have some skills to be entrusted with important tasks."

"Of course." A smug look appeared on Selena's face.

It seems that Elvis' subordinates don't seem to have very high IQs either... Song Chen said, "Anyway, we're both bored here, otherwise, let's compete... What do you think?"

"No." Selena refused decisively.

"You refused because you were afraid you couldn't compare to me, right?" Song Chen looked at Selena with pitiful eyes, and used the provocative method that was so poor that he couldn't get any better: "After all, you were only sent to do this kind of unskilled thing. Yes, maybe you can't see anything but a face."

Selena, however, was irritated by this incomparably terrible provocation method, and said angrily: "Who said that, you think I dare not do it? I am just afraid that I will accidentally beat you to death and I will not be able to deal with Mr. Elvis." That's all!"

"Then let's compare?" Song Chen continued: "Anyway, besides you, there are countless guards outside, and I can't run away even if I want to. Besides, even if I run away, I can't leave this holy place for a while. all?"

"Hmph, do you think that aggressive tactics can fool me?" Selina said coldly, crossing her chest, "But I'm idle and bored now, so it's fine to pass the time."

Song Chen: "..." As he said that, he was deceived by the aggressive method!

"But if I win you, how about you promise me one thing?" Song Chen said.

Selena raised her eyebrows and said, "I can't let you out or anything."

Song Chen: "Of course not that." Even thinking about it, I knew it was impossible! "I just want to see Elvis."