face slap system

The young man of the Tian clan shrank in the cage, motionless, only wearing a thin white robe, and looked even more emaciated.

The staff of the auction said respectfully: "Just drop a drop of blood on the forehead of this young man from the Celestial Clan to conclude a master-servant contract."

After talking about some other matters and paying the money, the staff handed over the key to the cage and left the scene tactfully.

For some reason, Chu Shaowen always felt heaved in his heart. He sized up the boy from the Tian clan with scrutiny, and ridiculed him a few times in his heart.

...Wait, why did he compare himself with a slave?

Chu Shaowen couldn't help being a little annoyed, so he patted Song Chen on the shoulder and snorted coldly: "Your little slave is here, why don't you hurry up to inspect the goods, and also check to see if someone else has ruined it, if so, I will definitely directly demand compensation."

Song Chen didn't know how to respond to his speech, so he could only say perfunctorily: "... Got it." I really don't understand Chu Shaowen's emotional changes, and it's not right to say that he is arrogant up...

Song Chen walked outside the cage in a few steps, slowly opened the cage with the key, and began to think in his heart.If he really concluded a master-servant contract with this young man of the Celestial Clan now, wouldn’t he be beaten to death by the other party when he saw Ansair in the future, but Chu Shaowen was watching from the side. Things don't seem to be going well.

After all, this young man from the Celestial Clan was captured by the human race. If the people at the auction knew that he was going to release the young man from the Celestial Clan, he might not be able to get out today.

No matter how slow Song Chen's movements were, the cage opened quickly. Song Chen looked down, and the young man from the Heavenly Clan raised his head timidly. His amethyst-like eyes were filled with tears, and his face was full of innocence. Help, people can't help feeling pity for him.

Song Chen struggled for a while, and he couldn't think of a way to achieve both. At this time, Chu Shaowen next to him said, "Why are you hesitating? Are you still softening your heart when facing such a beautiful person?"

After saying that, Chu Shaowen walked over in a few steps, and said with a sneer, "Looking at your indecisive appearance, I'd better help you."

"Wait, there's no need...!!" Although Song Chen was not very willing, Chu Shaowen firmly grabbed his hand and bit it on his lips.

Song Chen only felt a tingling pain, and his fingertips were already torn, and then Chu Shaowen grabbed and pressed it on the forehead of the boy from the Tianzu, and the blood touched the place where the magic circle was printed on the boy's forehead , Immediately, the golden light won, the lines of the magic circle appeared on the front of the fingertips, and the contract was concluded.

A trace of hatred flashed in the eyes of the Tianzu youth, but it disappeared immediately after the golden light disappeared, and the whole person sat docilely in the cage, without any signs of struggling.

Song Chen withdrew his hand. For a while, everyone was a little bit stupefied, and his feeling for Chu Shaowen was also worse. He looked at the young man from the Tianzu and sighed, "What's your name?"

The young man from the Celestial Clan was about to speak when Chu Shaowen said, "What name does a slave need? You can just call him Little Slave in the future."

Song Chen: "..." It seems that Chu Shaowen really hates the youths of the Celestial Clan (⊙_⊙)

The scene became embarrassing for a moment, several people ate something at the auction venue and walked out from another exit, and the head of the boy from the Tianzu was also tightly wrapped in a cloth and got into the carriage.

On the carriage, Chu Shaowen suggested: "You are living in the dormitory now, and there is no space. Why don't you put this slave in my house first, and come over if you want to see him later."

Song Chen hurriedly refused: "Forget it..." Looking at the situation of Chu Shaowen, a plaything and a slave who opened his mouth and kept his mouth shut, it's okay to throw the boy from the Tianzu family at his house, and he bought it with his own money in the first place, so he feels at ease when he abuses him .

Chu Shaowen snorted coldly: "Understood, but let me tell you, it's fine for such a person to play for fun, and the Celestial Clan and so on are just trying to make something new. If you're talking about feelings, forget it."

Song Chen had no choice but to go along with what he said, and moved the topic to other places. When talking about the summoning technique, Song Chen asked several things that he didn't quite understand about the summoning technique.

When it came to the fields he was familiar with, Chu Shaowen suddenly became more talkative, answered Song Chen's questions, was elated by Song Chen's praise, pretended to be calm but couldn't conceal his complacency.

It wasn't until he reached the door of the dormitory that Chu Shaowen said in a pointing tone: "It seems that your basic knowledge is not very solid. Come to me more often in the future, and I will guide you well."

Song Chen said: "Thank you senior, I will definitely go."

The young man from the Tian clan didn't say a word all the way, and when he saw his destination, he wanted to get off the carriage, but he accidentally fell off the carriage because he hadn't walked for a long time.

Song Chen hurriedly protected him, so that the young man from the Celestial Clan didn't fall into disfigurement.

Chu Shaowen's face darkened immediately, and he said coldly, "Be careful not to indulge too much." Then he closed the carriage door forcefully.

Chu Shaowen thought that Song Chen fell in love with the young boy from the Celestial Clan because of his beauty, so he immediately imagined a lot of discordant scenes, and the more he imagined, the more irritable he became.

Song Chen also knew what Chu Shaowen was thinking, but it was difficult for him to explain, it might as well make Chu Shaowen think that he was a lustful hungry ghost.

Returning to the room with the young man from the Celestial Clan, Song Chen didn't know what to say, and said, "I haven't asked what your name is yet."

The Celestial Clan youth timidly said: "Glenn."

"Well...my name is Song Chen. By the way, your clothes are also dirty." Song Chen patted him on the shoulder: "Why don't you take a hot bath, I will take good care of you."

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, Ge Lan suddenly trembled all over. He shook off his hand and ran to the corner in a few steps. He shrank his body and lowered his head, looking very unwilling.

"...Do you hate taking a bath?" After speaking, Song Chen suddenly became stiff. He remembered what Chu Shaowen had said to him along the way. At that time, Ge Lanke was there, and he listened to everything. He must do it. A lot of scary brain supplements!That's why he looked so terrified after hearing the word bathing.

...what will save you, my image.

Song Chen felt frustrated, and walked towards Ge Lan. With every step he took, Ge Lan's body was already close to the corner of the wall, but he shrank a little more. The sound of sobbing also came, and his small white ears and wings drooped. down.

Song Chen squatted down, trying to save his image, and said in the most gentle tone: "Wait, actually, don't worry about what you heard before, I have no intention of doing anything to you, I think you and I know each other You are very similar, so I bought you, and I will find a way to send you home in the future. Don't worry."

Ge Lan slowly raised his head, and looked at Song Chen with tears in his eyes: "You, is what you said true?"

"I promise." Song Chen said solemnly: "The man I know is called Ansair. Does he have anything to do with you?"

Grant shook his head: "I don't know..."

Song Chen: "...Then maybe you are distant relatives." It is also possible that Ansair is using a pseudonym... You are right, how can others use their real names in such a dangerous human society? He is too naive. .

"Okay, let's go take a shower now, and change these clothes by the way." Song Chen said: "I think you're not in a good mood, maybe you'll be fine after a night of sleep."

A bit of vigilance flashed in Gren's eyes, and he whispered, "Can I... wash alone?"

Song Chen: "...whatever you want!" Wouldn't he be happy to ask him to wash it together?Did he just have such a beastly face?

After living for so many years, Song Chen began to doubt his own appearance for the first time.

Taking out a pair of unworn clothes and giving them to Ge Lan, Song Chen sent him into the bathroom.

Speaking of this, Song Chen thought of many cruel realities. He didn't know where the people of the Tian Clan lived, and he didn't know how to contact Gu Lan's family.That means that during this period of time, Glenn can only live with him.

But Ye Wen will be back soon! !

Thinking of Ye Wen's jealousy, Song Chen felt worried for a while.But he doesn't have any real relationship with Ye Wen now, they are just friends at most, if he explains well, the other party probably won't do anything weird.

During this period of anxiety, Song Chen opened the exchange page of the system that he hadn't opened for a long time, and suddenly saw the new exchange content.

[Upgrade patch: 1000 points. 】

Song Chen: "...Why is there such a thing as an upgrade patch!"

[If there is a system, there will be an upgrade patch. 】The system said.

"Then why didn't you remind me, isn't this a very important thing. In addition, you need points to upgrade a level..." Song Chen was angry for a while, and he didn't know how long the patch had been suspended.

Then Song Chen directly purchased the upgrade patch, and soon the upgrade was completed, and a book directly fell into Song Chen's hands.

Song Chen read out the big characters on the cover: "The Book of Slapping the Face to Become a God?" The name is also straightforward and rude.

Opening the contents of the book, each page is a head portrait, next to the age, name, gender, family address, place of appearance, and some messy things.

The first page is the God of Light, which directly reads:

【Name: Radiance

age:? ?

Sex: Male

Identity: The original villain, the God of Light

Home address:? ? ?

Appearance place: ? ? ? 】

Moreover, the majestic portrait of the God of Light is still grayed out. The second page is the God of Darkness, and the third page is the God of Life.The next few pages were all empty, only the place where it appeared was written, and then on the next page, the person on it was actually Lu Jun, and his portrait was also grayed out.Turning to another page, Ye Wen's avatar is lit up, and all the following items are also available.

Song Chen was a little confused, so: "System, what is this book about?"

[As long as the faces of the people appearing in the book are slapped, the host can become a god.People without avatars haven't met yet. You can find them by following the plot of the original work, or by purchasing hints from the system with points. 】Song Chen: "Becoming a god... is so casual. Wait, shouldn't this kind of prop be there? Why did it appear so late!... Forget it, why is Lu Jun here, he is dead I can't die anymore, how can I beat him..." What Song Chen didn't say was that he felt that this book was a bit like something that would only appear in a harem game, a complete harem book or something like that.

[The characters in the book are all relatively important characters. Lu Jun is the hero of the original book. He has good luck and will not die so easily. He will appear in the future. ] "I don't know why I'm not happy at all knowing this kind of thing." Song Chen looked at other things, and found that the most brutal part of the system upgrade is that if you directly slap someone in the face, you can get points. Like before, he needed something to be ridiculed, provoked, and violently fought back.

Song Chen counted, this book has fifty pages in total, that is to say, he needs to slap fifty people in the face, and there are only a few people with heads in the book, namely Radiance, God of Light, God of Darkness, The god of life's avatar Xi'oli, Lu Jun, Ye Wen, Ye Li, Shengzi (real name says???), Linette, Elanka, Adrian, Ansair, Song Shi, Chu Shaowen ... Even Glenn, whom he had just seen just now, was on it.

It seems that he has seen quite a few of them, but Ye Wen was the only one he slapped in the face.

Song Chen suddenly felt the malice of the system, so he would go back to find Xi'oli Yewen, and hit him in the face by the way.This is simply death... Is this really a god-making system, not a death-death system!But there are a few of them that can be summoned, you can wait until the last moment to summon them together and hit your face →_→

After reading the content after the system upgrade, Song Chen drew some pictures to increase his experience, and it was already dark in a blink of an eye.

Suddenly remembered something, Song Chen hurried to the door of the bathroom: "Have you finished washing?!" I don't know how long it has been since I went in! !

There was no sound coming from inside at all, Song Chen had no choice but to knock open the door, and saw Ge Lan sleeping in the bathtub, his face was flushed and covered with sweat.

Song Chen helped him up and touched his forehead.Sure enough, he had a fever.

"Hey." Song Chen sighed, resigned himself to drying his body and putting on his clothes, then walked out of the bathroom with his arms in his arms.

As soon as he walked out of the bathroom, the sound of the door opening came. Ye Wen opened the door with vegetables in his hands. The smile on his face froze when he saw the person in Song Chen's arms, and the vegetable basket in his hand fell to the ground. His eyes turned cold.

Song Chen quickly put Ge Lan on the sofa next to him, and explained: "Don't get excited, just listen to my explanation! I don't intend to do anything else, he is my friend's younger brother, and he is staying here for a few days sky."

Ye Wen knew that his face was not good-looking, and was afraid of ruining the image in Song Chen's heart, so he turned his head: "...I don't know when you have friends from the Celestial Clan."

"..." Song Chen: "We met when we were in the elves." Too bad, he accidentally told the truth directly, but the truth sounds extremely unbelievable.

Sure enough, Ye Wen's face turned colder, but after more than ten seconds, he breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the vegetable basket on the ground, raised his head and looked at Song Chen gently, without a trace of annoyance on his face: "I believe you, You said he was your friend's younger brother, how could I be angry, and I have nothing to do with you at first... I was thinking too much. "

Having said that, Ye Wen went into the kitchen to cook as usual.

Song Chen sighed, it seems that Ye Wen has figured it out, but that is also a good thing, it is strange enough that Ye Wen fell in love with him, and it is impossible for him to respond to Ye Wen, and everyone can have a normal relationship in the future friends.

Putting Ge Lan on the bed, Song Chen didn't know how to take care of the patient, so he poured the healing potion into a bowl, and fed it to him with a spoon.

Fortunately, the healing potion was also useful for the Celestial Clan. Ge Lan's complexion immediately improved a lot, but he was still in a deep sleep. Song Chen took the opportunity to pat his face, thinking it was a slap in the face.

So at night, Song Chen and Ge Lan had to sleep together.

In the middle of the night, Song Chen suddenly felt a little cold, opened his eyes in a daze, and suddenly saw a cold light, he woke up immediately, and looked at the person in front of him in surprise.

Ye Wen held a kitchen knife and said, "I heard that the meat of the Tianzu people is the most delicious in the world. Do you want to eat it?"

Song Chen was frightened: "...I don't want to. Don't do anything, everyone has something to say." Sure enough, the previous matter was not so easy to solve!I coaxed him before I knew it _(:з)∠)_

"When I kill this bitch, we can have a good talk." Ye Wen said that he was about to strike.

"Stop!" Song Chen hugged Ye Wen's waist in a hurry and knocked him to the ground, and the kitchen knife fell to the ground not far away, and made a crisp sound: "You will cause racial hatred! "

Ye Wen gritted his teeth and said, "Let go of me, I don't care so much!"

"I won't let it go!" Song Chen said, "I really didn't have an affair with him!" And it was bought only after owed Chu Shaowen 1000 million gold coins! !

Ye Wen was quiet for a few seconds, then said expressionlessly, "Why are you being so nice to this bitch."

Song Chen: "...For example, if you want, I can hug you too." I just don't know whether to hug you or not.

"That's not the case!" Ye Wen said, tears fell down: "You have always been so indifferent to me, but you are so kind to others..." He thought he could bear it, but he really couldn't help it.

Song Chen said: "That's not the case, I've always been very grateful to you. It's just that if you say something like... I think it's still different." He is not from this world, and he is not gay. There is no happiness together! !

"I know this kind of thing very well. I have always been very clear." Ye Wen turned around and pushed Song Chen to the ground, and suddenly pinched his neck with his hand, and his expression became blank: "So I sometimes also Think, if you...don't exist in this world, I wouldn't be so distressed."

Song Chen only felt a strong force coming from around his neck, and he couldn't help coughing immediately: "...cough cough!!!" Sure enough, you are brothers! !

Ge Lan on the bed opened his eyes, and looked at the two people on the ground coldly.

After pinching for a few seconds, Ye Wen suddenly let go of his hand, took a few steps back, and looked at Song Chen in surprise: "I, what the hell was I doing just now..."

Song Chen covered his neck, and didn't know what to say to answer him.

"I..." Ye Wen just said a word, but couldn't continue, and got into bed instead, looking like he didn't want to face reality.

Song Chen: "..." She actually got under the covers!

Remembering that Ye Wen had helped him so much, Song Chen couldn't just sit here, so he moved to Ye Wen's side, and said to the quilt, "I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't provoke you like this..." Too bad, suddenly The feeling of bitter TV series.

"But I promise, I really didn't have an affair with that..." Song Chen felt that he was still a very moral person.

Ye Wen in the quilt just felt a little moved, but in the end, he was all pissed off by Song Chen's words.

"I'll send him away tomorrow, and I won't disturb you anymore." Song Chen promised.Now I can only send Ge Lan to Chu Shaowen temporarily, and if he stays there, he will be in danger of being killed by Ye Wen. He doesn't want to encounter a second time in his life when he is frightened by a kitchen knife in the middle of the night (╯‵ ′) ╯︵┻━┻

A hand suddenly stretched out from under the quilt and grabbed Song Chen's clothes. Ye Wen's voice came through the quilt muffledly: "You...don't go with him."

Song Chen: "Of course." Does he also go to stay at Chu Shaowen's house _(:з)∠)_

"Okay." Ye Wen said, "I'm not mad at you anymore."

Song Chen: "..." What, so Ye Wen was angry just now!Obviously he was almost strangled to death, so it shouldn't be Ye Wen who wants to be angry!

Song Chen was coaxing Ye Wen over there, but Ge Lan shrank back and buried his head in the quilt, a little coldness flashed in his eyes, saying that he should take good care of him, but now he is going to send him off Go, it's all a lie.