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Lu Jiaming's life has not been easy recently.

Lu Zhixu has always been arrogant and arrogant. Every year when winter comes in Beijing, he has to scold his mother. He wears an unknown brand of pajamas, walks around the house, smokes, and curses while reading students' homework. His subordinates have A student, studying law, looks like a bear, looks fierce, but has a good temper. He is like scolding his son, rubbing his hands and standing beside the sofa with his head down, listening. This has long been a sight of the Lu family.

That's right, his family is Lu's, not Xia's.

Teacher Xu's family is called Li's family, Lu Feixia's family is called Xia's family, only his family is called Lu's family to outsiders, he is the master, Lu Jiaming and Xia Chen have to be obedient.

Recently The Hobbit was released, Lu Jiaming went to watch a movie with his friends, a few girls chattered about it, and suddenly started laughing, Lu Jiaming asked them what they were laughing at, and they said, "King Se looks like your father."

They thought it was unreasonable. When they were in college, they took their project to Lu's house to do. Several people were gathering around the coffee table to make models. He came down from upstairs, his eyes were hanging upwards, his skin was pale, and he was very lazy with a cigarette in his hand. When someone came to the house, he didn't even bother to say hello. He went straight to the kitchen, leaned on the refrigerator to smoke, and directed his son: "Lu Jiaming, pour me some water!"

Lu Jiaming hurried over to pour water for his father, because Xia Chen ordered him not to pour ice water, and Lu Zhixu gave him a slap in the face.

After watching the movie, Lu Jiaming got inspired and ran to tell Li Xiu, "Xiuxiu, my dad looks like King Se."

"Who do you look like?" Li Xiu stepped on the chair and was reading the document without looking up.

"King Thranduil, the king of elves in The Hobbit." Lu Jiaming was very happy when he discovered the New World: "I went to the movies with my classmates, and they all said it looked like it."

Li Xiu raised his eyes: "Who are you going to the movies with?"

Lu Jiaming leaned on the sofa at home with a very melancholy expression.

Lu Zhixu had just abused the students in his class, and was arguing with the department leader. With his years of skill, he beheaded two generals on the opposite side.He went downstairs to look for something to eat with his mobile phone, and saw his son sitting listlessly on the sofa, and regardless of his life, he stepped over his lap and picked up the snacks on the coffee table to eat.

Lu Jiaming reminded him: "Dad, there is food in the kitchen."

Lu Zhixu glanced at him: "Do I have cancer?"

Lu Jiaming was startled: "What? No, why do you say that?"

"Then why do you look like a dead father?"

Xia Chen went home in the evening, the Xia family and the Zheng family have been fighting recently, I have to say, in terms of making money, no one can compare to the two foxes of the Zheng family, originally the Li family and the Xia family had their own properties, and the Li family earned less , but it is stable, and it is a heavy industry, which is a century-old foundation.Xia Chen's own business is also doing well, but the Zheng family pulled them all over. This year, a big event happened, and Zhou Xun, his grandfather, and Xia Zhifei were pushed out to take the blame. not them.

From then on, the family sat on the ground to collect money, Li Xiu was more aware of danger, and said righteously, "It's really depraved!"

Because of this reason, Xia Chen also has a lot of leisure time, and he still has time to go around Xia's house and see Lu Feixia. Chen's face smiled at him: "Hahaha, you still said that Xiaochen is not your illegitimate child! You two are more and more alike!"

The two men surnamed Xia looked at each other in silence for a while, Xia Chen, who had become more mature in recent years, touched the coat with his military rank printed on it: "Uncle Xia, I'm going back."

When the more mature Mr. Xia Chen arrived home, Lu Zhixu was smoking on the sofa with his feet up, and Lu Jiaming was writing a report at the same time. Lu Jiaming's classmate had applied for a major in botany at the time, and Li Xiu thought he was going to university. When a farmer in the Northwest controls the sandstorm, he is not allowed to go to school even if he dies.

"Why is the teacher smoking again?" Xia Chen was still very gentle in front of Lu Yaoxie, calmly disarmed him, and patted Lu Jiaming's head: "Jiaming is doing homework?"

"No, it's about work." Lu Jiaming looks small, and when talking about work, he looks like a child in adult clothes, with a very serious expression: "After I hand in this report, I can go out with my tutor to inspect the Yunnan rainforest .”

In recent years, a dark joke has been popular in the academic world: If you win 500 million and become rich, what kind of life would you choose?

It is said that the most common answer is: When I become a rich person, I will go crazy for Ph.D., one Ph.D., another, finish all the Ph.D.s I want, and never go to work again.

Although it sounds very sad, it also reflects the general situation in the academic world.

After Lu Jiaming graduated from university, he was studying as a graduate student with his tutor, and occasionally went to take orders from a company for some ornamental plants.But his subject direction is biased towards the reproduction and protection of rare plants. It was his instructor who saw that he was obedient, so he brought him one.

Few people know that the home of the obedient classmate Lu Jiaming is such a big moat - the Lu family lives outside, the villa is not big, Lu Zhixu doesn't like too many servants, as for the guards outside, it doesn't matter.

When Lu Jiaming received his first salary, he divided it into three parts, bought a gift for Lu Yaoxie and Xia Chen, and gave Li Xiu a pot of water lilies. It is said that the water lilies are a rare species in Rwanda or somewhere. At present, only the Royal Botanic Gardens in the United Kingdom have breeding, and Li Xiu is very upset: "Why is it a gift for others, but a water plant for me!"

"It's not a water plant, it's a water lily." Lu Jiaming explained to him with a good temper: "It was brought by my senior sister's fiancé, and I bought her a return gift with all my money."

Li Xiu immediately frowned: "What senior sister! Why don't you get married if you have a fiancé! Did she touch your face!"

Lu Jiaming inherited Lu Yaolian's good skin, white and cat-like eyes, looking innocent and cute, he has been the mascot of the research institute all year round, and has been pinched by all kinds of strange senior sisters.Lu Jiaming was also a little dazed, he couldn't even hide, it was not unreasonable for Li Xiu to get mad.

Lu Jiaming took a long time to explain, and then Li Xiu humbly accepted the water lily, expressed his dislike, and threw it to the gardener to plant. When Lu Jiaming left, another attitude of "I'm just bored and came here for a stroll" came over. In the flower room, the gardener was taken aback. Although Li Zhurong had been away for a while, the servants of the Li family were still very polite. When they saw him, they stood aside with their hands down.

Li Xiu wandered around the flower room with a displeased face.

"This rose is beautiful, put it in my room." He looked indifferent: "And this water plant!"

Although Li Xiu has a bad temper, Lu Jiaming still often comes to play with him.

He is a person with a good personality. Li's servants have many rules and treat him like their master, respectfully, which makes him very embarrassed.When Lu Yaoxie was young, he and Li Zhurong were at odds, and he couldn't get used to the "evil tendencies" of the Li family. He once spent the New Year at Li's family and lost money playing cards. Li Zhurong put on airs and asked his servants to collect money. Angrily cursed: "Did you break your hand!"

Li Zhurong curled his lips and smiled: "Then you can't even beat someone with a broken arm?"

Although it's not right, in the past several families used to spend New Years together. This time Teacher Xu fell ill, Li Zhurong decided to blame Beijing's climate, and took Xu Xu to settle down in the south without any explanation. He said that the Li family had moved, so he called Xu Xu, who had a mild temper, and was scolded by him: "I chased you to Beijing, and you want to go back! Have you lost your mind?"

He said that he came to Beijing after Teacher Xu, but in fact, he decided to come to Beijing because of Xia Chen's work reasons, and he was also worried about Xu Xu.Although Lu Zhixu was the youngest of the group at C University, he felt that he had a responsibility to protect Xu Xu. In what he said to Lu Jiaming, "the old gangster helped us so much, now we have to help him." He dealt with Li Zhurong!" After Xu Xu left, as soon as he left, Queen Mother Lin resigned directly, and the c-big iron triangle fell apart. He was often resentful and often threatened Li Zhurong: "Hmph, if you live here, See if we don't beat you to death!"

Li Zhurong pretended not to hear it, and went back to interrogate Mr. Xu a thousand and one times, interrogating his relationship with Lin Youxi, and whether he had any physical contact beyond that of a friend. Mr. Xu is an academic, seek truth from facts, and tell Lin You honestly In the past, Xi stayed up late at night and often came to his house to eat and sleep on his bed. Hearing Li Zhurong's jealousy, he drove him to death.

So this time when Xu Xu went back to City C, Lu Yaoxie was very upset.Teacher Xu settled down in city C, invited Lin Youqi and Shen Wanyi to dinner, comforted Li Zhurong by the way, and then called him again, but he still didn't answer.

Whenever Lu Yaolian was upset, he tormented the students at school.The students he brought were already well-trained, and after being tormented by him, they were a little disillusioned and wanted to become a monk.He felt bored, went home and lay down on the sofa, started playing games, and remembered that Lu Feixia's game controller had been confiscated recently, so he couldn't connect with him, and his mood became even worse.

Lu Jiaming had a few days off and stayed at home. Just when Lu Zhixu was upset, he was carrying his schoolbag and was about to sneak out. After Lu Zhixu finished a round of boss fights, he asked without looking back: "Lu Jiaming, Where are you going?"

"I'm going out to play." Lu Jiaming stood obediently at the door.

"Who are you looking for?" Lu Zhixu looked back at him.

Lu Jiaming answered honestly: "Li Xiu."

"It's really worthless." Lu Zhixu was so old that he still focused on sowing discord: "Li Xiu played with that little bastard Zheng Ao recently, and it must have done nothing good. You have a green cloud over your head!"

Lu Jiaming thought about the meaning of the green cloud cover, and felt that it should be similar to wearing a cuckold, and he was not married, so why would there be a green hat to wear?

He thought hard for a while, but he still didn't quite understand, so he put on his schoolbag and happily went to play with Li Xiu.

Li Xiu's life has not been going well recently.

The two fathers abandoned themselves and ran away. At first, there was a sense of novelty in power alone, but after a long time, they gradually felt a little lonely.That bastard Zheng Ao often provokes him. He used to play all night in the nightclub as a playboy for entertainment, but now he looks like a good man, showing affection at every meeting: "Oh, it's getting late, I I'm going back to eat the meal my wife cooked."

Such a simple, rude and malicious show of affection deeply stimulated the lonely Li Xiu.

What's more, Zheng Ao didn't let him go. Someone from the United States came and asked out for dinner. He called the waiter to order: "Come, let's serve a fried chicken first."

That’s not enough, but I have to introduce it to international friends in English: “I ordered this dish to pay tribute to a good friend.”

When the pure international friend heard this, he immediately raised his glass and said that he would toast to this friend.

Li Xiu sat alone on the seat, his face was as black as ink, he secretly decided to go back and let people go to those young models to find some photos of Zheng Ao's chic outside, and then framed them in photo frames and hung them on the entire wall, Then invite Xu Lang to eat at home.

Fortunately, before his idea of ​​dying together had time to put it into practice, Lu Jiaming came to play with him with his schoolbag on his back.

When the servants of the Li family saw the savior coming, they almost shouted long live. The poor and innocent student Lu Jiaming thought that the servants of the Li family respected him so much because of the rules, but they didn't know that it was the same as worshiping Guan Gong who was a gangster. Think of him as a protector.

Li Xiu has always been very arrogant, and when he sees Lu Jiaming, he becomes even more arrogant, and every time he looks very displeased: "You are here."

In Zheng Ao's words, this is what he deserves.

You have to eat it in your mouth and save face, so you deserve it.The Li family was born with such an awkward personality, and they were all used to it.If it weren't for Zheng Yehu's brilliant assist when he was in danger, Li Zhurong would have died in vain.Now Li Xiu dares not to show filial piety to his old man, learn scriptures from him, and still be fierce all day long.

You know, he is Boss Zheng, but he has a low face and a low figure, don't say a few soft words, he has suffered countless beatings, and with the assist of that manly woman Ye Susu, this wish came true .If this guy Li Xiu winks, he should show some interest and say a few nice words, and he might consider teaching him some experience.In the end, this bastard was very fierce. When Zheng Ao mentioned that he was going to eat people, Zheng Ao would not help him.

But Li Xiu obviously did not give up.

Not only did he not give up, he was also ready to take the initiative.

It's not that he didn't think of some extreme methods, such as directly turning the medicine into battle like his father did back then.But first of all, as a member of the Li family, he is still a bit ethical. Li Zhurong was also pushed by Zheng Yehu before making a move.Secondly, this kind of thing requires one person to come out and take the blame, like Zheng Yehu stepped forward at the beginning, Mr. Xu is a gentleman, he can't really beat Zheng Yehu with his words, and he can't blame Li Zhurong, Zheng The wild fox has done a good job, which is really a model for the industry.

It is obviously not feasible to force it, so Li Xiu decided to learn some skills.

So he searched on the Internet, took out a pen to take notes while searching, and was very absorbed in reading.The old butler thought that the devil king had dropped out of school for many years and finally had an idea of ​​making progress, so he was so excited that tears filled his eyes. Who knew he was watching this kind of thing.

The most innocent is Lu Jiaming.

When Li Xiu was leaning on the sofa to check things, he was sitting on the opposite carpet writing a report. Who would have thought that the person opposite was planning how to tear him apart?

That night, Li Xiu felt that he had found a good and auspicious day, and specially asked the housekeeper to decorate the house in a more romantic atmosphere, preferably in a way that people would not consciously want to take off their clothes when they are in it.

Of course he didn't say the last word.

After all, the old gardener has served in his family for decades. The old man is conservative in thinking, and if he is frightened, he may have a myocardial infarction.

All is ready except for the opportunity.

Li Xiu wore the most handsome navy blue suit and combed his hair up. He felt that he should not lose to Zheng Ao in this way—not only that, but he still felt very resentful in his heart. Why did that bastard Zheng Ao chase him to the south? Xu Lang was captured in a month, and even had a son!Handsome, handsome and talented as I am, to be ridiculed by that bastard for nothing!

But Li Xiu is in a good mood tonight.

He walked to the living room, where Lu Jiaming was reading with his head down.

"Hello!" He called out, feeling that this was a bit impolite and not conducive to cultivating a romantic atmosphere, so he changed his name: "Lu Jiaming!"

Lu Jiaming raised his head and looked at him. His eyes were big, black and white, and he looked very dazed.

"Lu Jiaming, you majored in botany, right?"

Lu Jiaming was a little puzzled - he studied botany and Li Xiu knew about it a long time ago, did he think he was going to be a farmer again?

Li Xiu coughed twice, then asked solemnly: "Then do you know the common sense of zoology?"

"What common sense?" Lu Jiaming looked at him unconsciously.

"Ahem... about the structure of the human body!"

"Is that medical?" Lu Jiaming was a little confused.

"I said zoology is zoology!" Li Xiu said categorically, and felt that he was a bit too aggressive, so he regretted a bit, and waved to Lu Jiaming: "Come here."

Lu Jiaming obediently walked over and sat down beside Li Xiu's lap. His skin was white and his eyes were like a kitten's, which made people's hearts soften.Li Xiu reached out and touched his head, Lu Jiaming felt a little danger dully.

Li Xiu grabbed his shoulder.

He felt that he was simply a genius, and the way he thought was so ingenious.

He said, "So let's see who has the bigger Haw?"