Let go of that Nezha and let me come

Ao Cang loves cleanliness very much. After peeing his pants, he cried and wanted to change his pants. The Taishang Laojun threw Ao Cang to the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: "I don't have clothes for the little doll with me."

The Holy Mother of Yaochi walked over with a group of fairies, and waved at Ao Cang. Ao Cang felt cool all over his body, and when he looked down, the green clothes on his body had been replaced with red robes.He squeezed the red robe and sniffed, looking at the Holy Mother of Yaochi.

"Thank you madam."

The Jade Emperor also ran over and scolded: "Old Lord Taishang, why are you angry with a little baby?"

Taishang Laojun: "..." He was pissed all over and didn't throw this stupid dragon out directly, is it enough to bear it?

"Speaking of which, what's going on?" The Holy Mother of Yaochi looked at Ao Cang. "Why does Laojun have the leisure to bully Xiaolong?"

"That's right." Ao Cang sniffed again. "He wants to give Gong very much, but he still pinches me."

Taishang Laojun: "..." If he had said it earlier, he wouldn't have held you in his arms.

"Queen Mother, what are you doing here?" Jade Emperor glared at the Holy Mother of Yaochi. "If you haven't returned to your Pantao Palace, I will decide on this matter."

"This matter? What's the matter?" The Holy Mother of Yaochi was just passing by at first, and she stood there for a while when she saw a milk doll, not knowing what happened. Now that she heard what the Jade Emperor said, she became suspicious and looked at the Dragon King of the East Sea. .

The Dragon King of the East China Sea explained: "The boy was bewitched by ordinary people, and without the Jade Emperor's decree, he transported the water of the East China Sea without permission."

"That's really serious." The Holy Mother of Yaochi glanced at Ao Cang, and Ao Cang pursed his lips and let out a sob.

"No, I voluntarily."

The Dragon King of the East China Sea said: "Ordinary people are the most scheming, the boy is straightforward and pure, and he was deceived."

"What the Dragon King of the East China Sea said is very true, and mortals are the most hateful." The Holy Mother of Yaochi cast a glance at Jade Emperor. "This is a serious matter, and the Jade Emperor has to think it over carefully. The punishment should not be severe."

"I have my own measure." The Jade Emperor gave the Holy Mother of Yaochi an impatient look. "You do your part."

"Hmph." The Holy Mother of Yaochi left with a group of fairies.

After the Holy Mother of Yaochi left, the Jade Emperor turned his head to talk to the Taishang Laojun, only to see the water stains on the Taishang Laojun's snow-white robe, "uh" and asked, "Why did you bump into the Jade Emperor like this? Do you still want to go to Lingxiao Palace in clothes with urine on it?"

"I don't know if the Jade Emperor is like a concubine, carrying clothes with him?"

Jade Emperor: "...I don't have her eccentricity. I always carry these things with me wherever I go."

Taishang Laojun: "Speaking of which, the clothes are quite familiar, as if they were worn by the Jade Emperor before."

After hearing this, Ao Cang pulled his clothes. "So the Jade Emperor also likes to wear red robes?"

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about?" The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and the immortals disappeared at the Nantian Gate and turned to the Lingxiao Hall.Ao Cang only felt that his figure flashed, and the Jade Emperor in front of him had already sat on the huge dragon chair, looking down on him.

Ao Cang: "...Why does the Jade Emperor have dead fish eyes?"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea finally couldn't bear it anymore, slapped Ao Cang on the buttocks, and threw him to the hall. "Nizi, why don't you kneel down to the Jade Emperor and ask for forgiveness?"

"It hurts so much." Ao Cang covered his nose with one hand and his butt with the other. "Father, why did you hit me?"

"Nizi." Ao Cang, Dragon Dynasty of the East China Sea, winked.As long as this matter is pushed to the people of Chentangguan, his son will have no major problems, and he will be locked up for a few years at most.

"I'm not a traitor." Ao Cang pouted and looked at the Jade Emperor. "Don't the gods want to bless the common people?"

The Jade Emperor said: "It is the blessing of the common people in the world. The common people in the world are not only ordinary people, but also flowers and trees, fairies and ghosts."

"But mortals are also common people."

"Everything has karma, if they didn't do evil things first, how could I condemn them?"

"What evil did they do?"

"The people of Chentangguan, a few months ago, released a monster that is hard to find even in heaven." This matter is very long, if you explain it clearly to this stupid little dragon, I am afraid it will take several years in the human world, so the Jade Emperor only mentioned a few words. "This matter was originally to be settled after Taiyi Daoist exited the customs. It's only been a month. Why did you intervene in it?"

Taishang Laojun silently answered in his heart: It is death.

"Taiyi real person?" The Dragon King of the East China Sea frowned. "Taiyi real person is not..."

"That's right, he has entered the mortal world. This matter is related to the change of dynasties in the mortal world. We need to be more cautious." The Jade Emperor said: "Although Xiaolong is young, this crime is unforgivable. He will be imprisoned in heaven and confined for a hundred years."

"What?" The Dragon King of the East China Sea was startled. "Sometimes the sky prison is blazing with fire, and sometimes it's icy to the bone. Ao Cang has only cultivated for a hundred years, how can he survive for 500 years?"

"He almost ruined a major event, and letting him live in peace for a hundred years is already kind." Taishang Laojun said: "Remembering that the Dragon King of the East China Sea loves this son very much, I will give him a pill to keep his soul inseparable." body."

"What?" The duo of ice and fire in the dungeon, even if the soul leaves the body, it is unbearable for the gods. If he can't leave the body, it is better to let Ao Cang's soul fly away.Thinking of the torture his youngest son was about to suffer, the Dragon King of the East China Sea trembled with anger.

"Why?" Ao Cang almost jumped up. "I'm obviously not wrong. As a god, how can I punish the people for this kind of thing?"

"You haven't conferred the god position yet, how do you know?"

"I understand." Ao Cang pointed at Taishang Laojun and shouted: "You must be holding a grudge against what I did just now, deliberately secretly revenge on me, you are too annoying, even more annoying than Little Starfish."

Taishang Laojun: "..." The one who punished him was obviously the Jade Emperor, why did he point at him and scold him?He almost forgot about being peed just now, why did he bring it up again?

"Drag him down quickly." The Jade Emperor waved his hand.

"Jade Emperor." The Dragon King of the East China Sea stepped forward. "Wait a minute, I take full responsibility for this matter, don't let Cang'er go to prison."

The Jade Emperor frowned, and was about to reject the Dragon King of the East China Sea, when he heard a commotion outside Lingxiao Hall, a little red figure rushed in and shouted, "I'll take his place."

Ao Cang opened his small mouth, watching the red apron stepping on the Hot Wheels, holding the Huntian Ling with one hand, and the Qiankun Circle with the other, falling to the Lingxiao Hall, his eyes glowing in folds.

So handsome!It turns out that the red bellyband is so handsome!I want a red bellyband too!

Nezha stared at the Jade Emperor with sharp eyes. "It was I who went to the Dragon Palace to rob Ao Cang and force him to rain down on Chentangguan. If he has any crimes, I will fight for him."

The Jade Emperor said in a deep voice, "Who are you?"

"I am the son of Li Jing in Chentangguan, Nezha."

"You want to take the blame for him? Good, very good." Jade Emperor looked at Nezha. "You trespassed on the Heavenly Palace, you violated the rules of heaven, I..."

The Jade Emperor was about to convict him, but the Taishang Laojun suddenly came to the Jade Emperor's side and whispered something in the Jade Emperor's ear. The Jade Emperor's face changed and he looked at the Taishang Laojun. "Is what you said true?"

"This is calculated by Si Ming Xingjun before, and looking at the things in his hands, he is indeed..."

"Crack." The Jade Emperor patted the dragon chair hard, shook his feet and looked at Nezha. "I think you are a first-time offender, and there is a reason for the incident, let me let you go, come and drag him back to the lower realm."

"I won't go." Nezha danced the Huntian silk, wounded the heavenly soldiers and generals who came to arrest him, and blocked Ao Cang. "If Ao Cang has any crimes, I will take the blame, otherwise I won't leave."

"you wanna die?"

"I, Nezha, stand here today. If you want to kill or cut me up, I won't make a sound." Nezha raised his head arrogantly, and Ao Cang clapped his hands uncontrollably.

"Nezha is awesome!"

"You...!" Jade Emperor shouted, "Don't think that I really don't want to touch you."

"Come on then."

"Come on!" the Jade Emperor said angrily, "Pull this boy in red into the prison together with the little prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea."

"Wait." The Holy Mother of Yaochi suddenly floated into the Lingxiao Hall with two little fairies, "Jade Emperor, what you have done this time is too childish!"

When the Jade Emperor saw the Holy Mother of Yaochi, he frowned, "What are you doing here again?"

"After I went back, I couldn't think about it, so I inquired about what happened. Since the two little dolls have their own agreement, and Ao Cang has not been granted the throne, what crime is there for him to borrow water from his home and borrow it from Chentangguan?" Is there?"

"..." Inquire, who to ask?I'm afraid it's the Queen of the East China Sea who came to heaven to intercede with you?I don't know what benefits I have received from others.The Jade Emperor glared at the Holy Mother of Yaochi angrily. "Then what do you think? My ugly words are up front, and Ao Cang will definitely be punished."

"Ao Cang is still young, if you throw him into the prison, don't you just let him die? And keep his soul alive, it's better to let him die." The Holy Mother of Yaochi pretended to think for a while, and said: " Anyway, in just one month, it rained to Chentangguan. Ao Cang's crime couldn't be more minor. Why don't we let the Dragon King of the East China Sea supervise him, take his dragon balls, and prevent him from practicing for a hundred years. When he is enthroned, as for this little boy..." The Holy Mother of Yaochi glanced at Nezha. "He will be punished in his own time."

Jade Emperor frowned and touched his chin.

"Does the Jade Emperor think it is feasible?"

"What do you think?" Jade Emperor looked at Taishang Laojun, who coughed.

"I believe that the Jade Emperor has made up his mind."

"I'm just asking you when I'm not sure." Jade Emperor frowned.

Taishang Laojun: "..." Ask this kind of question in private and I would be happy to give you advice. Ask in front of so many people... Haven't you seen how meaningful the eyes of the Holy Mother of Yaochi are looking at me?

"Since the Jade Emperor has no idea, I will make the decision." The Holy Mother of Yaochi looked at the Dragon King of the East Sea. "Ao Guang, are you convinced?"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea bowed his head in thanks. "Thank you ma'am."

"Your Majesty is great." Because the Holy Mother of Yaochi changed his clothes just now, Ao Cang liked her very much, and gave her a thumbs up.

The Holy Mother of Yaochi smiled.

Ao Cang said again: "Your Majesty is as beautiful as my mother when she smiles."

"Dole." The Dragon King of the Eastern Sea scolded, "How can you compare your empress with your mother?"

"But, I'm just telling the truth." Ao Cang's round eyes were full of sincerity. "I used to think that the empress mother was the prettiest, but it turns out that the empress is just as beautiful as the empress mother."

The Holy Mother of Yaochi laughed out loud.

Jade Emperor: "..." The horse was so patted that he was about to have a rash all over his body.

Nezha: "..." The little stupid dragon actually has this ability!

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