Let go of that Nezha and let me come
Chapter 23
"Oh?" Ao Cang was startled. "I'll just say she stinks of chicken poo."
The woman gritted her teeth and stared at Ao Cang. She is indeed a chick with nine heads, her name is Hu Ximei. She has practiced for many years, and she was transformed into a human form with Daji's help recently. She didn't want the first thing Daji asked her to do, so she was caught by Yang Jian and Nezha. It's yellowed.She was so angry that she uttered warning sounds to Nezha and Yang Jian.
The sound was so terrifying that even her teammates were too scared to move.Seeing this, Ao Cang immediately jumped off Nezha, jumped onto the shoulder of the bandit leader, and snatched the copper bell from his hand.Ao Cang's movements were fast, and before the bandit could react, Ao Cang was already bouncing towards Nezha, and the red belly bag in his hand fluttered in the wind, making it even more colorful.
"Red bellyband, look." Ao Cang shook the copper bell, and the copper bell made a crisp sound, but everyone didn't respond at all, Hu Ximei frowned and stared at Ao Cang.
Nezha asked: "Nine-headed Chicken Essence, how do you use this thing?"
Hu Ximei: "Don't think I'll tell you."
Ao Cang turned his face to the bandits, who were slowly approaching, staring at them blankly—they were shouting in their hearts: It's a bad start!They thought that with the help of immortals, they could safely and boldly be robbers. Who knew that immortals were actually goblins, and the people they wanted to rob were scarier than goblins!
Hu Ximei: "Do you think I'll be so stupid as to teach them how to release the Soul-Hounding Bell?"
"It seems that you won't say it if you don't suffer a little bit." Yang Jian put his hand on the trident he threw out of the carriage, the eyes on his forehead glowed red, and a ball of fiery flames shot out from his palm He came out and lit the trident.
"Ah—" Hu Ximei screamed.
Nezha, who was robbed of his job, took Ao Cang to the side of the carriage, and helped Bo Yikao into the carriage. Bo Yikao's handsome face was covered with dust, and Ao Cang felt that his face was flat, and couldn't bear it. He reached out and patted his face.
"Are you OK?"
"It's okay." As soon as Bo Yikao opened his mouth, the dust on his lips sprayed away.
"..." Ao Cang slapped his little paw on the face, and put away the red bellyband. It was a bit dirty on the outside, so it would be safer to put it in his body.
Bo Yikao has always been refined, but he blushed with shame at his rudeness.
Ao Cang glanced at Lei Zhenzi. "Kuai takes good care of your brother."
Lei Zhenzi: "..."
"Let's see how this thing works first." Nezha tapped Ao Cang's little paw, which was pulling the handle of the copper bell. "You are well-informed, I wonder if you have heard of this trapped soul bell?"
Ao Cang, who was praised by others, swung his body round. "Of course there is. The trapped soul bell is an inferior magic weapon of goblins. It is very common. It can only make people feel weak, and it is of no great use."
"Can you use it?"
"This kind of goblin thing." Ao Cang said with a serious expression under the expectant eyes of Lei Zhenzi and Bo Yikao: "How can I, a decent fairy, use it?"
Lei Zhenzi closed his eyes and leaned softly in the carriage.Xiao Qiuqiu looks unreliable, and it is, so let's wait for good news from Yang Jian.
Yang Jian opened the curtain of the carriage: "She passed out."
Lei Zhenzi: "..."
Ao Cang: "I'll wake her up." Then he took out the beads he usually used for washing and jumped out.
There was nothing outside the carriage.
Yang Jian: "Ah, she ran away."
Lei Zhenzi: "..." He never thought that the always rigorous Yang Jian would be so unreliable at times.
Ao Cang shook the copper bell in his hand, and asked, "What should I do now that the swelling is swollen?"
Bo Yikao held back for a while, but couldn't help but say, "The soldiers must be settled first."
"I explored the nearby road before." Lei Zhenzi said: "There is a house not far ahead, but there are so many people, I don't know when I have to move."
Nezha: "Isn't there a ready-made coolie?"
The thieves outside the carriage didn't know where to go: "..."
Bandit leader: "The wind is tight, what are you talking about?"
The other bandits nodded: "Withdraw."
"Where are we going?" Ao Cang jumped onto the roof of the carriage and shook the small copper bell towards the bandit leader. "You bastards, nothing will let you go this time."
"Little God, we know we are wrong, please let us go." The bandits all knelt down to Ao Cang, kowtowed to admit their mistake. "We have the old and the young, and we have to come out to grab it."
"You were clearly vicious just now." Ao Cang's small eyebrows flew up. "As soon as you are arrested, you will be like this, and you will never trust you again."
"We don't want to die, little fairy, please let us go."
"I didn't kill you." Nezha said, "I just asked you to help and send him to a nearby farmhouse."
A nearby farmhouse?Where's the farmhouse nearby?There are only their cottages nearby.
Ao Cang: "It's just behind the small slope over there, it's very close, let's transport all the people here."
Bandit: "..."
Due to the power of Nezha and Yang Jian, the bandits had no choice but to take Bo Yikao's army home and entertain them with the only rice in the village. Feed them... feed them!
People have needs in various aspects when they are full of food and drink, such as going out and going to the toilet to scratch their itch.
The bandits said that they were not so considerate in serving their wives.
The first bandits who couldn't stand it fell down in front of Nezha and Yang Jian. "Master Immortal, I beg you to unravel the magic of the broken bell quickly. The rice grain in our warehouse is only enough for a month. Once you come, we won't be able to last even seven days."
Ao Cang sat on Nezha's lap and gnawed beef jerky, the sound of "Crack it, wipe it" made the bandits salivate.
Nezha: "We also want to unravel the spell as soon as possible, but your boss refuses to tell us the method."
Bandit leader: "I don't know of any method, that female... monster only taught me how to use it, but didn't tell me how to get rid of it."
"Why are you so stupid?" Ao Cang said, "You can't even tell a monster from a god."
Bandit: "...she looks so beautiful."
Ao Cang: "Didn't you all smell the foul smell on her body?"
Bandit: "...we are mortals, not immortals."
Ao Cang: "You clearly judge people by their appearance."
Bandit: "No, we still believe that you are a god when you look like this."
Ao Cang took out the beads for washing and sprayed the bandit's face with water.
The bandit wiped his face: "Pfft, you can't be humiliated if you kill a scholar, if you have the ability to challenge me one-on-one."
Ao Cang: "Aren't I going to challenge you one-on-one? Let's fight."
"Okay, stop making trouble." Nezha poked Ao Cang who was bouncing on his leg, and saw that Ao Cang had collected all the water from the bandit's body, and asked, "How did you meet her? "
"A month ago... She suddenly came to our cottage, claiming to be a god from the sky, and said that the court situation will change drastically in the future. If we can contribute to the flames, there will be an official position in the future."
Yang Jian: "Do you believe it?"
"We don't study much, so we didn't expect her to lie to us." When the thief saw Yang Jian talking, he remembered Hu Ximei being burned by the sky fire, couldn't help trembling, and began to flatter Yang Jian. "This god has great powers, please help us. Excessive taxes and miscellaneous taxes have been increasing in recent years, and our common people are almost at the end of their lives. If it is not true that there is no food, our brothers will not commit such murder and arson."
Bo Yikao: "...You are skillful and neat. If there were not a few immortals here, I would have been killed by you as early as the first time we met."
Bandit: "..."
Bo Yikao: "And your brothers look up to you as the leader. Even though they have suffered so much in front of us, their eyes have not changed. They are not like ordinary bandits."
The bandit leader didn't speak, but a little bandit beside him said, "We all escaped from the army."
"Little Sanzi." The bandit leader glared at the little bandit.
The third son has a bitter face, but his eyes are piercing and shining with a firm light. "Brother, I don't think what the goblin said is all true. We all saw the gods, and something big must have happened."
Bandit leader: "..."
"Big brother..."
"You're right." The bandit leader nodded, and said to Yang Jian and the others: "We don't like those ordinary people who serve as soldiers, so we became deserters, and here we pull flags to become bandits, specializing in robbing rich people."
Nezha asked, "The thing about Boyi Kao..."
"That female monster also asked us to go. She said it was Su Huhou's order. We couldn't even eat at the time, so we had to collect a deposit to help her do things. Who knew you were killed halfway..." The bandit leader looked Glancing at Ao Cang, Ao Cang saw him staring at the beef jerky in his hand, and stuffed the beef jerky into his mouth with a whimper.The bandit leader sighed: "Brothers haven't touched meat for more than ten days."
"The rice grains in the village were also bought by Ding Jingang, who took the female monster." Xiaosanzi added: "If you don't leave, we will have no rice grains within three days."
So the purpose of crying poor is to drive them away?Ao Cang narrowed his eyes. "Aren't you thieves? Why do you still want to buy rice instead of just grabbing it?"
"Although we are bandits, we only rob the rich. We don't rob the poor. We won't do harm to the passing merchants who left some of their money."
"You guys are so poor, but you still have such backbone?" It turns out that the big villain is not very bad.Ao Cang smacked his lips, and took out a few gold leaves from his body. "Money is exchanged for things among mortals. This seems to be very valuable. Let it be our rice and grain expenses."
"Brother." The bandit leader was startled, and reached out to grab Ao Cang's little paw. "Ah no, Great Immortal, we will mess with you from now on."
Ao Cang: "Ang?"
Nezha snatched Ao Cang back and threw the golden leaf to the bandits.
"Giving money is just a temporary measure. You still have to find something to do in order to live a stable life."
"There is no such thing as a stable life, unless you change the emperor." The bandit leader sighed while holding the gold leaf.
"Change the emperor?" Ao Cang didn't know why, but Ji Fa appeared in his mind.
The author has something to say: Soliciting Small Theater:
Ao Cang: Chicken, did you make it?Dragons have a magical feeling about regals
Ji Fa: I don't make
Ao Cang: When I saw you for the first time, I thought you were so kind
Ji Fa: Really?I don't feel it
Ao Cang: When I heard people talk about changing the emperor, you were the first thing I thought of
Ji Fa: Hehe...
Ao Cang: I think if anyone can be the emperor, it must be you. I really love you, right?
Ji Fa: ... (Please don't say any more, Nezha behind you has already transformed into superhuman and ready weapons to deal with me!)
Ao Cang: Chicken, why are you upset?How can you be unhappy!I hate you so much!
[A gold brick is thrown over, hitting Ji Fa on the forehead]
Nezha: I'm sorry, my hands are shaking.
Ji Fa: ...
The woman gritted her teeth and stared at Ao Cang. She is indeed a chick with nine heads, her name is Hu Ximei. She has practiced for many years, and she was transformed into a human form with Daji's help recently. She didn't want the first thing Daji asked her to do, so she was caught by Yang Jian and Nezha. It's yellowed.She was so angry that she uttered warning sounds to Nezha and Yang Jian.
The sound was so terrifying that even her teammates were too scared to move.Seeing this, Ao Cang immediately jumped off Nezha, jumped onto the shoulder of the bandit leader, and snatched the copper bell from his hand.Ao Cang's movements were fast, and before the bandit could react, Ao Cang was already bouncing towards Nezha, and the red belly bag in his hand fluttered in the wind, making it even more colorful.
"Red bellyband, look." Ao Cang shook the copper bell, and the copper bell made a crisp sound, but everyone didn't respond at all, Hu Ximei frowned and stared at Ao Cang.
Nezha asked: "Nine-headed Chicken Essence, how do you use this thing?"
Hu Ximei: "Don't think I'll tell you."
Ao Cang turned his face to the bandits, who were slowly approaching, staring at them blankly—they were shouting in their hearts: It's a bad start!They thought that with the help of immortals, they could safely and boldly be robbers. Who knew that immortals were actually goblins, and the people they wanted to rob were scarier than goblins!
Hu Ximei: "Do you think I'll be so stupid as to teach them how to release the Soul-Hounding Bell?"
"It seems that you won't say it if you don't suffer a little bit." Yang Jian put his hand on the trident he threw out of the carriage, the eyes on his forehead glowed red, and a ball of fiery flames shot out from his palm He came out and lit the trident.
"Ah—" Hu Ximei screamed.
Nezha, who was robbed of his job, took Ao Cang to the side of the carriage, and helped Bo Yikao into the carriage. Bo Yikao's handsome face was covered with dust, and Ao Cang felt that his face was flat, and couldn't bear it. He reached out and patted his face.
"Are you OK?"
"It's okay." As soon as Bo Yikao opened his mouth, the dust on his lips sprayed away.
"..." Ao Cang slapped his little paw on the face, and put away the red bellyband. It was a bit dirty on the outside, so it would be safer to put it in his body.
Bo Yikao has always been refined, but he blushed with shame at his rudeness.
Ao Cang glanced at Lei Zhenzi. "Kuai takes good care of your brother."
Lei Zhenzi: "..."
"Let's see how this thing works first." Nezha tapped Ao Cang's little paw, which was pulling the handle of the copper bell. "You are well-informed, I wonder if you have heard of this trapped soul bell?"
Ao Cang, who was praised by others, swung his body round. "Of course there is. The trapped soul bell is an inferior magic weapon of goblins. It is very common. It can only make people feel weak, and it is of no great use."
"Can you use it?"
"This kind of goblin thing." Ao Cang said with a serious expression under the expectant eyes of Lei Zhenzi and Bo Yikao: "How can I, a decent fairy, use it?"
Lei Zhenzi closed his eyes and leaned softly in the carriage.Xiao Qiuqiu looks unreliable, and it is, so let's wait for good news from Yang Jian.
Yang Jian opened the curtain of the carriage: "She passed out."
Lei Zhenzi: "..."
Ao Cang: "I'll wake her up." Then he took out the beads he usually used for washing and jumped out.
There was nothing outside the carriage.
Yang Jian: "Ah, she ran away."
Lei Zhenzi: "..." He never thought that the always rigorous Yang Jian would be so unreliable at times.
Ao Cang shook the copper bell in his hand, and asked, "What should I do now that the swelling is swollen?"
Bo Yikao held back for a while, but couldn't help but say, "The soldiers must be settled first."
"I explored the nearby road before." Lei Zhenzi said: "There is a house not far ahead, but there are so many people, I don't know when I have to move."
Nezha: "Isn't there a ready-made coolie?"
The thieves outside the carriage didn't know where to go: "..."
Bandit leader: "The wind is tight, what are you talking about?"
The other bandits nodded: "Withdraw."
"Where are we going?" Ao Cang jumped onto the roof of the carriage and shook the small copper bell towards the bandit leader. "You bastards, nothing will let you go this time."
"Little God, we know we are wrong, please let us go." The bandits all knelt down to Ao Cang, kowtowed to admit their mistake. "We have the old and the young, and we have to come out to grab it."
"You were clearly vicious just now." Ao Cang's small eyebrows flew up. "As soon as you are arrested, you will be like this, and you will never trust you again."
"We don't want to die, little fairy, please let us go."
"I didn't kill you." Nezha said, "I just asked you to help and send him to a nearby farmhouse."
A nearby farmhouse?Where's the farmhouse nearby?There are only their cottages nearby.
Ao Cang: "It's just behind the small slope over there, it's very close, let's transport all the people here."
Bandit: "..."
Due to the power of Nezha and Yang Jian, the bandits had no choice but to take Bo Yikao's army home and entertain them with the only rice in the village. Feed them... feed them!
People have needs in various aspects when they are full of food and drink, such as going out and going to the toilet to scratch their itch.
The bandits said that they were not so considerate in serving their wives.
The first bandits who couldn't stand it fell down in front of Nezha and Yang Jian. "Master Immortal, I beg you to unravel the magic of the broken bell quickly. The rice grain in our warehouse is only enough for a month. Once you come, we won't be able to last even seven days."
Ao Cang sat on Nezha's lap and gnawed beef jerky, the sound of "Crack it, wipe it" made the bandits salivate.
Nezha: "We also want to unravel the spell as soon as possible, but your boss refuses to tell us the method."
Bandit leader: "I don't know of any method, that female... monster only taught me how to use it, but didn't tell me how to get rid of it."
"Why are you so stupid?" Ao Cang said, "You can't even tell a monster from a god."
Bandit: "...she looks so beautiful."
Ao Cang: "Didn't you all smell the foul smell on her body?"
Bandit: "...we are mortals, not immortals."
Ao Cang: "You clearly judge people by their appearance."
Bandit: "No, we still believe that you are a god when you look like this."
Ao Cang took out the beads for washing and sprayed the bandit's face with water.
The bandit wiped his face: "Pfft, you can't be humiliated if you kill a scholar, if you have the ability to challenge me one-on-one."
Ao Cang: "Aren't I going to challenge you one-on-one? Let's fight."
"Okay, stop making trouble." Nezha poked Ao Cang who was bouncing on his leg, and saw that Ao Cang had collected all the water from the bandit's body, and asked, "How did you meet her? "
"A month ago... She suddenly came to our cottage, claiming to be a god from the sky, and said that the court situation will change drastically in the future. If we can contribute to the flames, there will be an official position in the future."
Yang Jian: "Do you believe it?"
"We don't study much, so we didn't expect her to lie to us." When the thief saw Yang Jian talking, he remembered Hu Ximei being burned by the sky fire, couldn't help trembling, and began to flatter Yang Jian. "This god has great powers, please help us. Excessive taxes and miscellaneous taxes have been increasing in recent years, and our common people are almost at the end of their lives. If it is not true that there is no food, our brothers will not commit such murder and arson."
Bo Yikao: "...You are skillful and neat. If there were not a few immortals here, I would have been killed by you as early as the first time we met."
Bandit: "..."
Bo Yikao: "And your brothers look up to you as the leader. Even though they have suffered so much in front of us, their eyes have not changed. They are not like ordinary bandits."
The bandit leader didn't speak, but a little bandit beside him said, "We all escaped from the army."
"Little Sanzi." The bandit leader glared at the little bandit.
The third son has a bitter face, but his eyes are piercing and shining with a firm light. "Brother, I don't think what the goblin said is all true. We all saw the gods, and something big must have happened."
Bandit leader: "..."
"Big brother..."
"You're right." The bandit leader nodded, and said to Yang Jian and the others: "We don't like those ordinary people who serve as soldiers, so we became deserters, and here we pull flags to become bandits, specializing in robbing rich people."
Nezha asked, "The thing about Boyi Kao..."
"That female monster also asked us to go. She said it was Su Huhou's order. We couldn't even eat at the time, so we had to collect a deposit to help her do things. Who knew you were killed halfway..." The bandit leader looked Glancing at Ao Cang, Ao Cang saw him staring at the beef jerky in his hand, and stuffed the beef jerky into his mouth with a whimper.The bandit leader sighed: "Brothers haven't touched meat for more than ten days."
"The rice grains in the village were also bought by Ding Jingang, who took the female monster." Xiaosanzi added: "If you don't leave, we will have no rice grains within three days."
So the purpose of crying poor is to drive them away?Ao Cang narrowed his eyes. "Aren't you thieves? Why do you still want to buy rice instead of just grabbing it?"
"Although we are bandits, we only rob the rich. We don't rob the poor. We won't do harm to the passing merchants who left some of their money."
"You guys are so poor, but you still have such backbone?" It turns out that the big villain is not very bad.Ao Cang smacked his lips, and took out a few gold leaves from his body. "Money is exchanged for things among mortals. This seems to be very valuable. Let it be our rice and grain expenses."
"Brother." The bandit leader was startled, and reached out to grab Ao Cang's little paw. "Ah no, Great Immortal, we will mess with you from now on."
Ao Cang: "Ang?"
Nezha snatched Ao Cang back and threw the golden leaf to the bandits.
"Giving money is just a temporary measure. You still have to find something to do in order to live a stable life."
"There is no such thing as a stable life, unless you change the emperor." The bandit leader sighed while holding the gold leaf.
"Change the emperor?" Ao Cang didn't know why, but Ji Fa appeared in his mind.
The author has something to say: Soliciting Small Theater:
Ao Cang: Chicken, did you make it?Dragons have a magical feeling about regals
Ji Fa: I don't make
Ao Cang: When I saw you for the first time, I thought you were so kind
Ji Fa: Really?I don't feel it
Ao Cang: When I heard people talk about changing the emperor, you were the first thing I thought of
Ji Fa: Hehe...
Ao Cang: I think if anyone can be the emperor, it must be you. I really love you, right?
Ji Fa: ... (Please don't say any more, Nezha behind you has already transformed into superhuman and ready weapons to deal with me!)
Ao Cang: Chicken, why are you upset?How can you be unhappy!I hate you so much!
[A gold brick is thrown over, hitting Ji Fa on the forehead]
Nezha: I'm sorry, my hands are shaking.
Ji Fa: ...
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