Let go of that Nezha and let me come

When Bo Yikao woke up, he was lying in his carriage.The orange sunlight streaming in through the car windows told him it was almost sunset.

He was addicted to soft incense, he slept very soundly this time, and missed the lunch hour, and now he was hungry, especially the smell of meat and the sound of singing from outside the car made his urge to wake up stronger and stronger .

"The roasted rabbit is delicious, sprinkle the spices, cook it quickly, I want to eat you~~" Ao Cang jumped around the fire built by Nezha, on which a rabbit was roasting. "Red bellyband, are you ready? Already sang it again."

"Just wait a little longer."

"Wait, wait." Ao Cang jumped again. "Red bellyband, isn't it alright? I've been waiting twice."

"That's good." Nezha tore off a piece of rabbit meat and handed it to Ao Cang. Ao Cang stretched out his little paw to pick it up, stuffed it into his mouth, and started to eat it, his dragon ball was small, and his mouth was even smaller. He chattered when he ate, and his small mouth moved quickly, for fear that someone would snatch it from him.Nezha couldn't help but said, "Eat slowly, no one will grab you."

"The mortal is awake, you said he will eat it." Ao Cang desperately stuffed rabbit meat into his mouth, while reaching out to Nezha: "It's delicious, I want more."

Nezha tore off a rabbit's hind leg and handed it to Ao Cang.

Bo Yi koala drove the curtain, and saw Ao Cang's small and slender hands holding a rabbit leg that was bigger than his body, gnawing on it.

Boyi Kao: "..."

"Are you awake?" Nezha pointed to the side. "There is a stream over there, come and have a meal after washing."

Bo Yikao looked around, and Nezha said again: "Those bandits don't seem to know much, I have let them go."

Bo Yikao nodded and bowed to Nezha. "Thank you god for saving me."

"I'm not a god." Nezha pointed to Ao Cang: "He is a god."

Bo Yikao: "..." He looks more like a magic weapon...

Seeing Bo Yikao staring at him, Ao Cang ate faster.When Bo Yikao came back from washing, Ao Cang was already gnawing on the second rabbit leg.Bo Yikao thought about it, and sat next to Nezha.Nezha handed Boyi Kao a few pieces of rabbit meat and water sacs, and Boyi Kao thanked him and started eating, chatting while eating.

"I'm Bo Yi Kao, I don't know why the little god came down to earth?"

"I'm Ao Cang, and he's the red bellyband." Ao Cang gnawed on the rabbit's leg and looked at Bo Yikao. "We are here to subdue the demon."

Nezha: "My name is Nezha."

Ao Cang blinked and looked at Nezha innocently.

Nezha: "If someone calls me that, I won't respond."

Ao Cang: "Oh."

"Subduing the demon?" Bo Yikao frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "That's right, this is the only way to explain why his temperament has changed so much."

"What's going on?" Ao Cang asked, "Why are you being hunted down after being robbed of your wife?"

"Daughter-in-law?" Bo Yikao was taken aback for a moment, his cheeks blushing suddenly. "We're just siblings."

After eating the rabbit leg, Ao Cang bit the bone and smacked it. "What kind of brotherhood? Did you touch your little hands or your little feet? Those big villains said they were bought by your wife's father, so you don't need such a father-in-law."

"No, no, it's not like that, father-in-law or something..." Boyikao blushed, and hurriedly said: "It's just that Daji is now King Zhou's favorite concubine... No, no, before that, Daji was already very strange... ..."

"Don't worry." Nezha poked the fire in front of him and said, "The night is long, we have a lot of time to listen to you."

Bo Yikao pursed his lips, sighed, and thought for a while before speaking.

"When Daji was born, Su Hou asked the fortune teller to give him his orders. The fortune teller said that he was a demon and would bring disaster to the Su family. If he wanted to survive, he could only survive the cycle of yin and yang. Therefore, he wore skirts and flowers since he was a child. , I often play with Daji, and everyone thinks that Daji and I are married." Boyi Kao paused, and added: "Although Daji and I are men, we are indeed..."

The bone in Ao Cang's mouth fell to the ground. "male?"

"It's not unusual for men to be men."

"Wait." Ao Cang jumped up. "Men don't have big dicks, so what if they give birth to a baby?"

Bo Yikao and Nezha were both taken aback. "What?"

"Prime Minister Gui said that a man's penis can't support a baby, only a woman's penis can raise a child." Ao Cang blinked and stared at Bo Yi Kao and Nezha. "Isn't it?"

"Ahem." After trying to understand what Ao Cang was talking about, Bo Yikao coughed twice in embarrassment, and turned his face away. "this……"

"This question is too profound to understand." Nezha also stared. "Go back and ask my master..."

"Oh." Ao Cang pouted his small mouth and looked at Bo Yikao. "Go on."

"Hmm..." Bo Yikao organized his words again. "Daji and I are in love with each other... At least before that, we were indeed in love with each other, but not long ago, Daji suddenly changed his temperament. Not only did he treat me much colder, but he also killed his favorite ling bird , and later ran away to become a monk secretly alone... Before we found him, King Zhou's reward had already been delivered, and only then did we know that Daji was favored by King Zhou and had already entered the palace as a concubine."

Nezha: "Can a man be a concubine too?"

"King Zhou has always..." Bo Yikao put his palm on his knee and clenched it into a fist, then sighed again and let go. "I don't believe that Daji is voluntary, so I want to go to Chaoge to ask for clarification."

Nezha: "What about those bandits?"

"It is said that Daji is now King Zhou's favorite concubine. Marquis Su has gained a lot of benefits. Presumably he is afraid that I will take Daji away."

Ao Cang: "That's why you don't want this kind of father-in-law."

Bo Yikao: "..." So it's about father-in-law...

Nezha touched his chin. "Do you think this Daji has been bewitched by a demon, so her temperament has changed drastically?"

"Only in this way can I convince myself that what he said when he parted is not true." Bo Yikao frowned. "I can't imagine that he would tell me that he never liked me."

Ao Cang: "..." To say you don't like it is to be possessed by a demon?

"He must be possessed by an evil spirit, otherwise how could he be so indifferent and say such cruel words to me." Bo Yikao clenched his hands into fists again. "He actually said that he never wanted to see me again, and never be with me again!"

Ao Cang's little paw trembled, and he hurriedly turned his head to Nezha and said, "I like you, and I will be with you every day."

Nezha: "Huh?"

Ao Cang: "I'm not a demon."

Nezha: "..."

Bo Yikao: "...Sorry, I'm too excited."

Nezha: "It's a long way to go to Chaoge, your coachman ran away again, what's your plan now?"

Bo Yikao looked at Nezha and Ao Cang with burning eyes: "I wonder if the little god would like to go to Chaoge with me?"

"But..." Ao Cang jumped on Nezha and lay down in the Huntian silk, then turned around and said to Bo Yikao, "We met your younger brother before, and he said he was going to save your father."

"What?" Bo Yi Kao stood up suddenly. "Is this serious? Who did you meet? Ji Fa? Ji Dan?"

"His name is..." Ao Cang leaned back and thought for a while, "His name is Thunder Shower."

Nezha: "It's Lei Zhenzi."

"Lei Zhenzi?" Bo Yikao frowned. "... Zhongnanshan Yun Zhongzi...he came down to save his father, something must have happened."

Ao Cang: "Ang?"

"I want to go back immediately." Bo Yi Kao Deng couldn't stand still, and walked towards the carriage. "Sword, where is my sword?"

Nezha: "Keep it in the carriage."

Boyi Kao: "Where's the whip?"

Nezha: "It's hanging beside the carriage."

Bo Yikao climbed into the carriage and pulled the rein, but it was loose. "Why did you untie the horse?"

"Horses always eat grass, and they always have to rest." Nezha pulled Huntianling and jumped onto the carriage, and Huntianling tied the shaft of the carriage, and the wind and fire wheels became as big as the wheels of the carriage, and put the carriage on the back stand up.

"Ah." When the carriage tilted, Bo Yikao leaned over and fell into the carriage.

"Since I met the two heirs of Xibohou all day long, I think it is destined to be with you, so I will take this trip with you." Nezha smiled, and pulled the carriage to look like a flying horse. Fly into the air.

Ao Cang lost Huntian Ling, so he tore Nezha's skirt.

Nezha: "..."

"The red belly pocket loves to hold on to me, don't fall off." Ao Cang got into Nezha's lapel.

Nezha: "..."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Little Aocang: Prime Minister Turtle

Prime Minister Turtle: Huh?What is the little prince's order?

Xiao Ao Cang: I saw Xia Bing touching the crystal maid here

Prime Minister Turtle: (What? There is a shrimp soldier who did such an unbearable thing, and was bumped into by the little prince?)

Xiao Aocang: Xia Bing said, 'Give me a son'

Prime Minister Turtle: ...

Xiao Ao Cang: The shrimp soldier also said, 'It's good to have a big penis to have a baby'

Prime Minister Turtle: ...!

Xiao Ao Cang: What is a big penis, why is it so easy to have a baby?

Prime Minister Turtle: ... (The Dragon King of the East China Sea must never know that the little prince has been taught badly, and the shrimp soldier and crystal maid must be dealt with immediately)

Little Ao Cang looked at Prime Minister Turtle with eyes full of thirst for knowledge

Prime Minister Turtle: Cough, it’s like this... A woman who has a big penis can raise a baby... Balabala... Don’t tell the Dragon King, okay?

Little Ao Cang: ... oh oh.

So the little stupid dragon has always thought that Xiaomi Mi is Ding Ding - and will continue to think so in the future

[Is it really a man to make this kind of plot?