sin of heart
Chapter 167 What a pit
"Ah! It's finally a holiday!" Yao Xi stretched her waist and said. 』』『
One week after the end of the final exam, the winter vacation policy of N University has finally been released!
The winter vacation of N University is very powerful!
The other schools only let it go for a month, and their school has an extra half a month!This made these guys so happy that they almost demolished the dormitory building!
"Bang bang bang."
Hearing the knock on the door, Yao Xi jumped up from the bed and went to open the door.
"Hello, I'm in room 626. I'm going home. It will be Chinese New Year when I come again! I wish you a happy New Year in advance, and I wish you all a happy New Year!" A man with a small crew cut and slightly dark skin was standing at the door smiling. Look at the [-]'s.
"Happy New Year, Happy New Year!" Yao Xi said a few words perfunctorily, and then closed the door with a bang.
"How many waves is this?" Chen Feng sat on the upper bunk and asked with a smile.
Yao Xi shrugged helplessly: "The seventh wave! I said Fang Ge, can you post a statement saying that you are not in the dormitory, so that those guys who came to see Xiyangjinger in the name of New Year's greetings will go back?"
Fang Ge turned over and said that he was still in the dormitory, but the voice was already drifting down from the person buried in the quilt: "Master, I don't want to do such stupid things! I'm not a zoo animal, this is As soon as I post it, don’t I admit that I am an animal?”
Fatty Hu also chimed in: "That's right! I said Dayao, are you out of your mind? At worst, it's all right if you don't open the door!"
"By the way, what are your plans for the new year? Are you going to go out to play?" Chen Feng took the opportunity to change the subject.
"I'm not going out!" Yao Xi was the first to respond. He shook his head and said, "My third mother arranged a lot of blind dates for me. I guess I'll spend my New Years on blind dates!"
"I can't go out either!" Fatty Hu was in pain as if he was constipated: "I'm gaining weight again this semester, I guess my mother will order me to lose weight when I go back!"
"Fang Ge, what about you?" Chen Feng asked.
Fang Ge slowly crawled out of the bed, and said lightly: "I'm alone, I don't care if I go home or not. As for where to go, I really haven't thought about it for a while."
The other three were dumbfounded. Why did they forget that Fang Ge's parents were long gone?
Regarding the death of the adoptive parents, Fang Ge did not hide the truth from the other three of [-], so Fatty Hu and the others were relatively clear about Fang Ge's "life experience".
"Why don't you go to my hometown! My house has a beautiful scenery!" Yao Xi was the first to jump out again.
"Go to my house!" Fatty Hu said as if asking for credit, "My mother cooks delicious food! My father is also a cook. If you go to my house, you will definitely not be hungry!"
Chen Feng was not far behind: "Although the scenery in my house is average, and my parents are not cooks, but I have a lot of family members! Guaranteed to kill you!"
Fang Ge's heart suddenly warmed up. Although many things happened this semester, it was worth it to have such three heart-to-heart friends!
"It's too late for you!" Fang Ge smiled: "I spent the Chinese New Year with Brother Lei this year. He is also a widow. He said he was going to a friend's hometown to celebrate the New Year. I didn't ask the specific place, so I said no. I know. Don't worry about me!"
"Really?" Saying so, but Fatty Hu still looked suspicious: "Don't fool us!"
Fang Ge didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "There's no need to deceive you! If you don't believe me, you can ask Lei Ge when he is on vacation in two days!"
The police force was extremely busy at the end of the year, and even Lei Chi, the captain, was as busy as a spinning top, so he didn't have time to see these little guys at all.
Three days later, and it was almost the end of the year, Lei Chi finally had a holiday.
"Are you worried that Fang Ge will be alone during the Chinese New Year?"
It was still the same small Sichuan restaurant, Lei Chi laughed out loud after hearing the worries of Fatty Hu and the others.
"Don't worry, I'm here!" Lei Chi patted his chest: "I'm going to take him to Inner Mongolia this time! There is a comrade-in-arms of mine there, and he is also a policeman now. We haven't seen each other for many years. Go to catch up on the old days. You can go home to celebrate the New Year with peace of mind, and I promise to give you a complete party song when school starts!"
"What do you mean give us a complete Fang Ge, brother Lei, you are still worried that if Fang Ge comes back with missing arms and legs, Dr. Sun will fight for you!" Fatty Hu said.
"Huh? Dr. Sun? What's the situation?" Lei Chi was at a loss.
"It's just...uh...cough cough...spicy..."
Before Fatty Hu finished speaking, Fang Ge filled his mouth with beef, and Fatty Hu's face turned red instantly at a speed visible to the naked eye!
Seeing Fatty's "tragic" end, the other two hurriedly pretended to be watching their noses, noses, mouths, and hearts, and refused to open their mouths no matter how much Lei Chi asked.
It took another two days before [-] completely quieted down.
Sending off the three one by one, Fang Ge followed Lei Chi on the journey to Inner Mongolia.
Although Lei Chi's driving skills are good, but Q City is too far away from Inner Mongolia!So they chose the easiest and fastest mode of transportation - airplane!
"Brother Lei, you won't be able to fly back because of the smog, right?" Fang Ge looked at Lei Chi worriedly after getting on the plane.
Lei Chi just took a sip of water, and the water almost spewed out of his nostrils after hearing Fang Ge's words!
Somewhat embarrassed, Lei Chi wiped the water from his hands, and Lei Chi stared: "Can't you stop the crow's mouth? Let's talk! Do you think Inner Mongolia is the capital? The environment there cannot be described with a good word! "
"Is that cold?" Fang Ge asked again.
"Nonsense! Need to say?"
"Then why don't you bring thick clothes?" Fang Ge asked quietly again.
"I'm so numb!" Lei Chi's face became even uglier when he said this: "I took the wrong salute! I was paralyzed and bought two identical suitcases to save trouble, one for summer clothes and the other for winter clothes, but they didn't fit. Watch out for the wrong one! Grandma’s, buy it after getting off the plane!”
"Oh!" Fang Ge groaned, and then said: "Don't think about rubbing my clothes, you are too fat to wear them!"
Lei Chi: "..."
In this way, Lei Chi flew to Inner Mongolia with a box of summer clothes and Fang Ge who only brought four or five pieces of clothes.Well, these four or five pieces of clothing also include underwear and panties!
Fang Ge's worries did not come true.
When we arrived in Hohhot, the weather was unbelievably good!
Seeing the blue sky that has not been masked for a long time, Fang Ge almost didn't cry!
On the other side, Lei Chi had tears and snot all over his face!
It's also their bad luck, and they just caught up with the heavy snow in Hohhot today!As soon as we got off the plane, the sky was full of universities. Lei Chi, who didn't bring a winter coat, was frozen into a popsicle in a thin windbreaker!
Of course, Fang Ge wasn't really that heartless, but he only had a few pieces in total, which wasn't enough for Lei Chi to wear!
Fortunately, they didn't have to wait long for Lei Chi's friend to arrive.
And Lei Chi's friend obviously knew Lei Chi's temperament very well, besides the winter clothes, he also brought a big pot of mutton soup!Fang Ge was very curious about how he stuffed that big pot into the car and flew over without letting it go!
"Lei Chi, long time no see!"
Lei Chi's friend is also a strong man, 1.8 meters five tall, his skin is particularly dark because of years of ultraviolet radiation, Fang Ge stands in front of him like a little chicken.
"Old Hei, long time no see! You are still so black! Hahahahaha..." After thawing, Lei Chi also laughed and opened his arms to give the big man a bear hug.
"Old Hei?" Fang Ge muttered in his heart, "It's really appropriate!"
"Old Hei, this is my little brother, Fang Ge! He just started his freshman year this year, so I brought him out to play this time!" After recounting the past, Lei Chi immediately introduced Fang Ge to Lao Hei.
"Fang Ge?" Lao Hei looked Fang Ge up and down, shook his head and said, "The little guy is too thin! It can be broken with one hand! Lei Chi, you are not authentic, and neither is your own brother." Don’t worry, little brother Fang, after arriving at my brother’s place, within a month, my brother will definitely make you black and fat!”
Fang Ge: "..."
After the joke, Lei Chi officially introduced: "Fang Ge, this is Gao Hei. When he was a soldier, he slept on my upper bunk! He fell off the bed every day!"
"Gao Hei?" Fang Ge didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment.
Lei Chi, Gao Hei, one red and one black, you two are indeed gay friends!
"Brother Fang, you can call me Hei Ge or Hei Zi, here, you can play freely!" Gao Hei said while driving.
Gao Hei's car skills are simply black technology!
Fang Ge has never seen a person who can play the steering wheel so well that Gao Hei is one of them!
"Brother Hei, it's my first time here, so please take care of me!" Fang Ge said with a smile.
"It's impossible to take care of you! It's okay to cover you!" Gao Hei grinned and said with the only white tooth in his body.
Fang Ge rolled his eyes directly, and couldn't help asking, "Brother Hei, are you a policeman or a bandit?"
Gao Hei froze for a moment, then burst out laughing!
"Thank you for your praise!" Gao Hei said loudly, "I'm not a policeman in Hohhot, but a small county, which can be said to be the worst county in law and order! But it was before I went! Why? Just Because I am ruthless! They are ruthless, and I am even more ruthless than them! This way they will be afraid of me! Although the law and order in the county is not as good as staying open at night, it is not as good as before when you have to carry a knife on the street!"
Fang Ge was in a cold sweat, he was numb, where the hell did Lei Chi take him?
After silently translating Gao Hei's words in his mind, Fang Ge said, "Brother Hei, do you mean that under your coercion, law and order has returned to the normal level in the whole country?"
Gao Hei was stunned again, and turned to look at Lei Chi.
Lei Chi is sipping mutton soup right now, he is really froze.
Hearing Fang Ge's words, he said without raising his head, "Don't worry! Heizi has nothing wrong with him, he just likes to brag! Tell you something and you'll know!"
Gao Hei's face changed, of course Fang Ge guessed this change, as for Gao Hei's face, I really can't see it, this is really not insulting him!
Although Gao Hei moved quickly, Lei Chi's mouth was even faster:
"When we first joined the army, we were training in the queue, kicking forward, and this guy was right behind me. When I walked around and looked back, I suddenly found that this guy was gone! When I lowered my head, he was hugging his legs and howling like a wolf!"
"Why?" Fang Ge didn't understand.
Lei Chi snorted: "This guy yelled that he fell into the pit and broke his bones! I was wondering why I didn't see the pit when I passed by?"
Fang Ge was also puzzled by this.
As a result, Lei Chi sneered, drew a circle the size of a small bowl, and said, "This is the pit he was talking about! This is the big pit he was talking about, the big pit where he broke his bones after falling!"
Fang Ge: "..."
Gao Hei was still yelling from the side: "It's a trap!"
One week after the end of the final exam, the winter vacation policy of N University has finally been released!
The winter vacation of N University is very powerful!
The other schools only let it go for a month, and their school has an extra half a month!This made these guys so happy that they almost demolished the dormitory building!
"Bang bang bang."
Hearing the knock on the door, Yao Xi jumped up from the bed and went to open the door.
"Hello, I'm in room 626. I'm going home. It will be Chinese New Year when I come again! I wish you a happy New Year in advance, and I wish you all a happy New Year!" A man with a small crew cut and slightly dark skin was standing at the door smiling. Look at the [-]'s.
"Happy New Year, Happy New Year!" Yao Xi said a few words perfunctorily, and then closed the door with a bang.
"How many waves is this?" Chen Feng sat on the upper bunk and asked with a smile.
Yao Xi shrugged helplessly: "The seventh wave! I said Fang Ge, can you post a statement saying that you are not in the dormitory, so that those guys who came to see Xiyangjinger in the name of New Year's greetings will go back?"
Fang Ge turned over and said that he was still in the dormitory, but the voice was already drifting down from the person buried in the quilt: "Master, I don't want to do such stupid things! I'm not a zoo animal, this is As soon as I post it, don’t I admit that I am an animal?”
Fatty Hu also chimed in: "That's right! I said Dayao, are you out of your mind? At worst, it's all right if you don't open the door!"
"By the way, what are your plans for the new year? Are you going to go out to play?" Chen Feng took the opportunity to change the subject.
"I'm not going out!" Yao Xi was the first to respond. He shook his head and said, "My third mother arranged a lot of blind dates for me. I guess I'll spend my New Years on blind dates!"
"I can't go out either!" Fatty Hu was in pain as if he was constipated: "I'm gaining weight again this semester, I guess my mother will order me to lose weight when I go back!"
"Fang Ge, what about you?" Chen Feng asked.
Fang Ge slowly crawled out of the bed, and said lightly: "I'm alone, I don't care if I go home or not. As for where to go, I really haven't thought about it for a while."
The other three were dumbfounded. Why did they forget that Fang Ge's parents were long gone?
Regarding the death of the adoptive parents, Fang Ge did not hide the truth from the other three of [-], so Fatty Hu and the others were relatively clear about Fang Ge's "life experience".
"Why don't you go to my hometown! My house has a beautiful scenery!" Yao Xi was the first to jump out again.
"Go to my house!" Fatty Hu said as if asking for credit, "My mother cooks delicious food! My father is also a cook. If you go to my house, you will definitely not be hungry!"
Chen Feng was not far behind: "Although the scenery in my house is average, and my parents are not cooks, but I have a lot of family members! Guaranteed to kill you!"
Fang Ge's heart suddenly warmed up. Although many things happened this semester, it was worth it to have such three heart-to-heart friends!
"It's too late for you!" Fang Ge smiled: "I spent the Chinese New Year with Brother Lei this year. He is also a widow. He said he was going to a friend's hometown to celebrate the New Year. I didn't ask the specific place, so I said no. I know. Don't worry about me!"
"Really?" Saying so, but Fatty Hu still looked suspicious: "Don't fool us!"
Fang Ge didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "There's no need to deceive you! If you don't believe me, you can ask Lei Ge when he is on vacation in two days!"
The police force was extremely busy at the end of the year, and even Lei Chi, the captain, was as busy as a spinning top, so he didn't have time to see these little guys at all.
Three days later, and it was almost the end of the year, Lei Chi finally had a holiday.
"Are you worried that Fang Ge will be alone during the Chinese New Year?"
It was still the same small Sichuan restaurant, Lei Chi laughed out loud after hearing the worries of Fatty Hu and the others.
"Don't worry, I'm here!" Lei Chi patted his chest: "I'm going to take him to Inner Mongolia this time! There is a comrade-in-arms of mine there, and he is also a policeman now. We haven't seen each other for many years. Go to catch up on the old days. You can go home to celebrate the New Year with peace of mind, and I promise to give you a complete party song when school starts!"
"What do you mean give us a complete Fang Ge, brother Lei, you are still worried that if Fang Ge comes back with missing arms and legs, Dr. Sun will fight for you!" Fatty Hu said.
"Huh? Dr. Sun? What's the situation?" Lei Chi was at a loss.
"It's just...uh...cough cough...spicy..."
Before Fatty Hu finished speaking, Fang Ge filled his mouth with beef, and Fatty Hu's face turned red instantly at a speed visible to the naked eye!
Seeing Fatty's "tragic" end, the other two hurriedly pretended to be watching their noses, noses, mouths, and hearts, and refused to open their mouths no matter how much Lei Chi asked.
It took another two days before [-] completely quieted down.
Sending off the three one by one, Fang Ge followed Lei Chi on the journey to Inner Mongolia.
Although Lei Chi's driving skills are good, but Q City is too far away from Inner Mongolia!So they chose the easiest and fastest mode of transportation - airplane!
"Brother Lei, you won't be able to fly back because of the smog, right?" Fang Ge looked at Lei Chi worriedly after getting on the plane.
Lei Chi just took a sip of water, and the water almost spewed out of his nostrils after hearing Fang Ge's words!
Somewhat embarrassed, Lei Chi wiped the water from his hands, and Lei Chi stared: "Can't you stop the crow's mouth? Let's talk! Do you think Inner Mongolia is the capital? The environment there cannot be described with a good word! "
"Is that cold?" Fang Ge asked again.
"Nonsense! Need to say?"
"Then why don't you bring thick clothes?" Fang Ge asked quietly again.
"I'm so numb!" Lei Chi's face became even uglier when he said this: "I took the wrong salute! I was paralyzed and bought two identical suitcases to save trouble, one for summer clothes and the other for winter clothes, but they didn't fit. Watch out for the wrong one! Grandma’s, buy it after getting off the plane!”
"Oh!" Fang Ge groaned, and then said: "Don't think about rubbing my clothes, you are too fat to wear them!"
Lei Chi: "..."
In this way, Lei Chi flew to Inner Mongolia with a box of summer clothes and Fang Ge who only brought four or five pieces of clothes.Well, these four or five pieces of clothing also include underwear and panties!
Fang Ge's worries did not come true.
When we arrived in Hohhot, the weather was unbelievably good!
Seeing the blue sky that has not been masked for a long time, Fang Ge almost didn't cry!
On the other side, Lei Chi had tears and snot all over his face!
It's also their bad luck, and they just caught up with the heavy snow in Hohhot today!As soon as we got off the plane, the sky was full of universities. Lei Chi, who didn't bring a winter coat, was frozen into a popsicle in a thin windbreaker!
Of course, Fang Ge wasn't really that heartless, but he only had a few pieces in total, which wasn't enough for Lei Chi to wear!
Fortunately, they didn't have to wait long for Lei Chi's friend to arrive.
And Lei Chi's friend obviously knew Lei Chi's temperament very well, besides the winter clothes, he also brought a big pot of mutton soup!Fang Ge was very curious about how he stuffed that big pot into the car and flew over without letting it go!
"Lei Chi, long time no see!"
Lei Chi's friend is also a strong man, 1.8 meters five tall, his skin is particularly dark because of years of ultraviolet radiation, Fang Ge stands in front of him like a little chicken.
"Old Hei, long time no see! You are still so black! Hahahahaha..." After thawing, Lei Chi also laughed and opened his arms to give the big man a bear hug.
"Old Hei?" Fang Ge muttered in his heart, "It's really appropriate!"
"Old Hei, this is my little brother, Fang Ge! He just started his freshman year this year, so I brought him out to play this time!" After recounting the past, Lei Chi immediately introduced Fang Ge to Lao Hei.
"Fang Ge?" Lao Hei looked Fang Ge up and down, shook his head and said, "The little guy is too thin! It can be broken with one hand! Lei Chi, you are not authentic, and neither is your own brother." Don’t worry, little brother Fang, after arriving at my brother’s place, within a month, my brother will definitely make you black and fat!”
Fang Ge: "..."
After the joke, Lei Chi officially introduced: "Fang Ge, this is Gao Hei. When he was a soldier, he slept on my upper bunk! He fell off the bed every day!"
"Gao Hei?" Fang Ge didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment.
Lei Chi, Gao Hei, one red and one black, you two are indeed gay friends!
"Brother Fang, you can call me Hei Ge or Hei Zi, here, you can play freely!" Gao Hei said while driving.
Gao Hei's car skills are simply black technology!
Fang Ge has never seen a person who can play the steering wheel so well that Gao Hei is one of them!
"Brother Hei, it's my first time here, so please take care of me!" Fang Ge said with a smile.
"It's impossible to take care of you! It's okay to cover you!" Gao Hei grinned and said with the only white tooth in his body.
Fang Ge rolled his eyes directly, and couldn't help asking, "Brother Hei, are you a policeman or a bandit?"
Gao Hei froze for a moment, then burst out laughing!
"Thank you for your praise!" Gao Hei said loudly, "I'm not a policeman in Hohhot, but a small county, which can be said to be the worst county in law and order! But it was before I went! Why? Just Because I am ruthless! They are ruthless, and I am even more ruthless than them! This way they will be afraid of me! Although the law and order in the county is not as good as staying open at night, it is not as good as before when you have to carry a knife on the street!"
Fang Ge was in a cold sweat, he was numb, where the hell did Lei Chi take him?
After silently translating Gao Hei's words in his mind, Fang Ge said, "Brother Hei, do you mean that under your coercion, law and order has returned to the normal level in the whole country?"
Gao Hei was stunned again, and turned to look at Lei Chi.
Lei Chi is sipping mutton soup right now, he is really froze.
Hearing Fang Ge's words, he said without raising his head, "Don't worry! Heizi has nothing wrong with him, he just likes to brag! Tell you something and you'll know!"
Gao Hei's face changed, of course Fang Ge guessed this change, as for Gao Hei's face, I really can't see it, this is really not insulting him!
Although Gao Hei moved quickly, Lei Chi's mouth was even faster:
"When we first joined the army, we were training in the queue, kicking forward, and this guy was right behind me. When I walked around and looked back, I suddenly found that this guy was gone! When I lowered my head, he was hugging his legs and howling like a wolf!"
"Why?" Fang Ge didn't understand.
Lei Chi snorted: "This guy yelled that he fell into the pit and broke his bones! I was wondering why I didn't see the pit when I passed by?"
Fang Ge was also puzzled by this.
As a result, Lei Chi sneered, drew a circle the size of a small bowl, and said, "This is the pit he was talking about! This is the big pit he was talking about, the big pit where he broke his bones after falling!"
Fang Ge: "..."
Gao Hei was still yelling from the side: "It's a trap!"
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