Damn that heartthrob

Wangjing county magistrate Huai An anxiously returned to the county office, reprimanded him as he walked: "When you arrest someone, you arrest him, why did you put the county lieutenant in jail!"

Even if he wanted to follow Taiwei's wishes and give the county lieutenant a blow, he couldn't give it so quickly!

Now the county lieutenant has not formally left his post, he was first arrested by his subordinates and put in prison, he became the first person in Ying country to be arrested by his subordinates before he took office, this matter cannot be justified.

The speed of this strong team's action is astounding.

Could it be that he is far better at flattering and flattering than himself?

Thinking of this, magistrate Huai stopped in his footsteps and glanced behind him with a strange expression.

The team leader blinked innocently, not understanding why the county magistrate looked at him like this.

County magistrate Huai asked him, "Why did you arrest the county lieutenant?"

The head of the squad returned: "The patrolling yamen servants of the Zhuang squad said that there were private fights in the street, and the county lieutenant was among them."

Huai county magistrate: "The county captain fights privately in the street?"

The prison boss said: "That's not true. Although the county captain has a vicious appearance, he is a literati after all. How could he have such a rough act of fighting privately in the street."

County magistrate Huai: "Then why did you arrest the county lieutenant?"

The prison head said: "The county captain recites the paintings of spring love in the street."

County magistrate Huai: "..." The reason for showing secret play pictures to people on the street is not as good as private fighting.

Sure enough, it is different when literati go to prison.

……

Inside the county government prison, monks on the right and mortals on the left.

The mortal cells are crowded with people, so crowded that their faces are deformed; the monks each opened a light array, separated by a person's width, and smiled at the mortals opposite.

The jailer used all his strength to pull the county lieutenant out of the prison.The county lieutenant was pressed down at the bottom, and when he came out he was in such a state of embarrassment that he seemed to have been beaten up, which made the cell leader feel extremely guilty.

But a guilty conscience is a guilty conscience, and suspicion is suspicion.Because he couldn't tell whether his words were true or false, the cell boss was in trouble.

When Chen Sheng came out, he didn't want to come to the county office, so he didn't bring any appointment with him, but he was a Wangjing Gongsheng, so he knew the magistrate of Wangjing Huai, so he saw that the cell boss was hesitant, so he asked the cell boss to send someone to the county magistrate to prove himself.Then the prison chief saw his expression and thought he was telling the truth, so he quickly brought a clean wooden chair and asked him to sit in the aisle and wait quietly for the county magistrate.

Chen Sheng sat down carefully, facing Mo Yan and that sissy monk named Xue Li.

Because Mo Yan seldom went out and was well protected since he was a child, few people in the outside world knew him, and everyone didn't know that the little grandson was arrested with them...

The only one who knew the truth was Chen Sheng. Seeing that everything was not going well in the cell, he knew that the cell was about to collapse... The jailer probably missed a glance.

The cell boss didn't know that he was about to face a catastrophe, so he handed Chen Sheng's painting to him with a smile on his face.

Chen Sheng's paintings were confiscated by the yamen guards and put together with the murder weapons before he was imprisoned. Now that he is a county captain, the jailer took out the list of paintings and respectfully returned them to him.

"You can still paint?" Seeing this, Xue Li raised his eyebrows. He thought that Chen Sheng is a Jinshi, and his calligraphy and painting must be good. He immediately became interested, and immediately said, "Can you show me?"

Before Chen Sheng could speak, Mo Yan turned his head to look at him when he heard the words, and said solemnly: "No."

Xue Li: "Why not?"

Mo Yan thought for a while, and said seriously: "Aye said, one person in the painting should not be seen naked, and the two people without clothes should not be seen."

Xue Li didn't understand what this meant, so he asked, "So?"

Mo Yan pointed at Chen Sheng, and said softly, "He said he drew two villains without clothes."

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the people in the prison changed.The old woman felt that Chen Sheng and the county magistrate were a perfect match; Xue Li immediately scolded him for being shameless, thinking that the first seat was paid by mistake after all.

Chen Sheng was speechless, so he could only swallow the bitterness in his heart, thinking that what he drew was a erotic picture.

Seeing this, one person said: "If you want to draw, draw well, don't draw something messy! Do you know that I practice the way of ruthlessness! I hate the calligraphy and painting in your hand the most!"

One person asked, "Just say what you did when you reached out to him?"

Someone joined in the fun in a low voice: "I haven't cultivated the way of ruthlessness."

"Then don't even look at it!"

"Speaking of paintings... I like Wang Mengjun's paintings, the charm of the gentleman forest and bamboo is really amazing!"

"Yes, Wang Mengjun can be called the number one painter in the contemporary era. Apart from Junzi Linzhu, that painting of the distant mountains is also a masterpiece!"

When Xue Li heard that it looked like a cat with fried hair, he immediately stood up and pulled the wooden fence and said emotionally: "Who said that Wang Mengjun can be called the first! The first painter is obviously Yue Renli! It is my Yuejun!"

Mo Yan, who had been silent all this time, suddenly moved when he heard Yue Renli's name.

"Coincidentally! I think the same way. Yue Renli's painting skills are superb, the polish is endless, and he has his own unique brushwork skills. The paintings are simple and elegant without being dull and lifeless. They are masterpieces!"

"That's right, especially the thin cloud of mountains and seas taken away by Taiwei Ning! The painting is majestic yet agile and elegant! The elegant clouds and mist hit the eyes directly, making people sigh how there is such a beautiful scenery in the world, and it also makes people feel that if it is It is a great pity in life not to be able to see this scenery in this life.”

Unknowingly, the monks in the cell began to blow the Yueren salute.As the most popular contemporary painter, Yue Renli has a great reputation, and countless people admire and love him. He is one of the pinnacle representatives of contemporary literati painters and is extremely popular.

Chen Sheng was a little embarrassed to hear that.

But they are still talking.

"I really want to get acquainted with Jun, but unfortunately he never shows up. I have been obsessed with his paintings until now, and I still don't know what kind of person he is. I don't know if he is fat or thin, tall or short... Also, it's rainy this year , if my family is in Fujiang, I don’t know if I also suffer from damp clothes... In fact, my ruthless way is very suitable for drying clothes with sword energy!"

"According to what you say, if my Yuejun was born in the Western Han Dynasty, my water spirit root is still very suitable for my Yuejun to relieve the dryness and reduce the cold! It seems that these 200 years of cold dew have not been in vain!"

Chen Sheng: "..."

One of the powerful Taoist methods is used to dry clothes, and the other is used to whiten, moisturize and cool down. Such words made Chen Sheng not know the real purpose of their practice.Although he knew that monks were idle before this, he never expected to be so idle.And they are too fickle, licking the first seat on the first day, licking the Yue Renli on the fifth day, and secretly licking Duan Xiaoxue from time to time. How did such a half-hearted person have the nerve to say that he was indifferent?

Unable to understand, Chen Sheng shook his head, took the glass of water from the yamen servant with a blank expression, and continued to listen.

"What kind of person is Mr. Yue?"

"I was lucky enough to watch the night on the cold river. The picture is bleak and arrogant. It can be seen that this Yue Renli is a noble gentleman who has experienced the world and is still unwilling to join the crowd."

"No, I think Yue Renli is a woman!"

Hearing this, Chen Sheng gave the speaker a strange look.

The people on the side also couldn't understand, "Why does this gentleman say that Yue Renli is a woman? No matter from the name or the painting, Yue Renli is a man!"

The man said: "No, I can see from Yue Renli's paintings that Yue Renli has a delicate mind, and Yue Renli has a total of [-] paintings. Except for the scrolls of mountains and seas, they are all women's dowry. Women's gouache touch-up."

"No! You're wrong! You understand Yue Renli far better than I do! This Yue Renli is obviously a sentimental man!"

Seeing that people were quarreling again, Mo Yan calmly stood aside, and said in the tone of a master: "Stop arguing, Yue Renli is indeed a woman."

Chen Sheng "???"

Not understanding why he had such an attitude, Xue Li narrowed his eyes: "How do you know that Yue Renli is a woman?"

Mo Yan looked into his eyes, spoke slowly and seriously: "She is my Taoist companion."

"puff!"

Almost choked on the water in his mouth.

Chen Sheng coughed twice, then looked at Mo Yan as if he was watching a ghost.

"Yue Renli is your Taoist companion?"

As soon as these words came out of the cell, the prison exploded.

Everyone was chattering, asking everything.

Mo Yan nodded, and said softly, "Although I have never met my Taoist companion."

Everyone: "..."

Chen Sheng: "..."

Case solved.

The origin of all relationships comes from the affirmation of oneself.

Similar to idols and fans.

Not to mention girlfriend fans and boyfriend fans, even cute mother fans are more polite.

However, although he understood Mo Yan's liking for Yue Renli's paintings, and told him that Yue Renli was the reason for his Taoist partner, Chen Sheng still couldn't accept it: "You have never seen him, how can you say that he is yours?" Daoist?"

"Why can't I say it? I have known Yue Renli for many years. We are heart-to-heart, and we are confidants with deep friendship. He often talks with me for a long time, talking about his state of mind and experiences, and telling me all his joys, sorrows and sorrows. The two of us agree with each other. , It's normal to be a confidant first and a companion later."

...How does he sound like he often communicates with Yue Renli?

With a question mark on his head, Chen Sheng had a complicated expression: "He often communicates with you? Could it be that you are friends with letters?" Chen Sheng thought so at first, and then quickly shook his head.

He couldn't remember who Yue Renli had written to.

Mo Yan raised his face, his eyes became brighter, and he said without guilt at all: "Who said that you must meet to become a confidant? Who said that you can only talk through letters when you don't meet."

Mo Yan said: "Yue Renli and I got acquainted because of paintings, and express our feelings through paintings."

What this said completely meant that he unilaterally believed that he and Yue Renli were friends.

——I beg you to sober up before talking!

Chen Sheng couldn't take it anymore and closed his eyes, feeling a pain in his chest for a while.

But angry.

Such weird words made the people around feel a little uncomfortable, so they pointed at Mo Yan.As the manager of the compound in his previous life, Chen Sheng couldn't bear Mo Yan being treated as a mentally ill person.He knew that Mo Yan didn't like Yue Renli, only the paintings of Yue Renli who loved Yue Renli too much would make his words shocking, so he kindly saved his respect for him——

"After all, you still appreciate paintings rather than people," Chen Sheng said: "My lord, if you just like his paintings, why do you have to ask him to be your Taoist companion, isn't it okay to be your old friend? "

Mo Yan said blankly: "I thought the same way before, but Mr. Zhou said that if you like him, you can put him by your side, so that I can see him whenever I want, and we can be together. Discussing calligraphy and painting all day, every day will be very happy. I asked Mr. Zhou how to keep him by my side, and Mr. Zhou returned to me and asked him to be my Taoist companion."

Hearing Mr. Zhou's name, Chen Sheng drooped his eyes, his tone was completely out of control.

The Lord Zhou in Mo Yan's mouth is the heroine. Qu Qingchi once went to Yuncheng to steal something, and took a small boat to break through the sea of ​​clouds and enter the Ten Thousand Realms, and then happened to meet Mo Yan.Judging from the situation at that time, he should be surprised when he saw someone breaking into the house, and then he would stop him, but because Mo Yan was writing at that time, he looked at the desk and then at Qu Qingchi, feeling very entangled in his heart, thinking After much deliberation, he finally decided that writing is more important, so he watched Qu Qingchi steal the treasure from his home...

And this strange reaction also attracted Qu Qingchi.After Qu Qingchi got the treasure, he turned back out of curiosity for a moment, and the plot between Lord Zhou and Lord Shaofu began.

In the original book, Shaofu Lord Mo Yan was honest by nature, and he never asked Qu Qingchi's name after talking with Qu Qingchi.When he saw Qu Qingchi riding a flat boat, he called him Mr. Zhou.Qu Qingchi changed his face, and he didn't tell him who he was, and the two started a relationship.

However, the above is the plot of the original novel. In the last life, because Chen Sheng didn't know Mo Yan's character design, after showing his hand in front of Mo Yan, the plot of Lord Zhou and Lord Shaofu went a little off. Although it is the harem of the heroine, he I'm closer to Chen Sheng than to the heroine...

It's just that Chen Sheng in his previous life had never heard of this conversation.He thought it was funny, so he turned his head and asked: "Then you have never seen Yue Renli, and you don't know what kind of person he is. You, Mr. Zhou, have never thought about it for you. What if Yue Renli is an extremely ugly person?" What about the man?"

Mo Yan said: "Mr. Zhou said that appearance is not important, it is the same when the candle is extinguished."