On the Correct Eating Posture of Jindan

It has been three days since Wu Man returned to human form again.The little money turtle put on his clothes, showing shame, and said to Qiao Mo:

"Your Highness, the cultivation of this subordinate is really limited."

Qiao Mo waved his hands and said, "It's okay."

Then he took out a piece of paper and handed it to Wu Man: "Look at these few things, and hurry up."

Wu Man looked down and saw a few lines written on the note:

1. Find a restaurant according to the taste of the Royal Chef of Dragon Palace.

2. Install a bathtub in the bathroom.

3. Put a large fish tank in the living room.

4. Throw away the tight pants in the closet and replace them with looser ones.

5. Find Jin Zhen and bring him over to double practice with me. ★★★

The first four items were all normal, but Wuman's eyebrows twitched involuntarily when he saw the fifth item, and his face became a little stiffer when he saw the three key numbers in the back.He was silent for a moment, and asked carefully:

"Your Highness, who is Jin Zhen?"

"Wu Man, did you know the man I met in the Golden Palace that day? He is actually a pair of gold and wood." Speaking of this, Qiao Mo's eyes showed joy again. "He actually has two formed inner alchemy, there is such a person with such excellent qualifications in the mortal world."

After using three words in a row, the little prince, who is poor in adjectives, can only use simple parallel sentences to express the joy in his heart.

Wu Man continued to ask, "Which mortal sect is this person a disciple of?"

Qiao Mo shook his head: "The meridians in his body are not connected, so he probably hasn't learned the art of cultivation."

Wu Man nodded, and continued: "Your Highness means to ask his subordinates to force him back, or?"

Qiao Mo blinked with some doubts, and asked puzzledly: "Why do you have to be arrested by force? Shuangxiu is something that benefits both of us, isn't he willing?"

Wu Man coughed lightly and explained: "Your Highness, if this person is a cultivator, then maybe he will agree, but if he has never been exposed to cultivation techniques, I am afraid it is unlikely that he will agree."

"Why?" Qiao Mo stared at Wu Man with wide eyes.

"Well, this..." Looking at Qiao Mo's black and white eyes, Wu Man felt a little embarrassed, thought for a while and explained:

"Your Highness, in the eyes of mortals, the dual-cultivation technique of the Xian family is something that only people who are extremely close will do. Usually, those who do this kind of thing are couples who share the same mind and love each other, and most of them are between opposite sexes. Like you In other words, this Jin Zhen is a man, and it's the first time he's meeting you, so he probably won't agree to your request."

Qiao Mo heard this, pondered for a moment, and said, "Then if we force him to come here..."

Wu Man said: "With my subordinate's cultivation, I can only knock him out and bring him back."

Qiao Mo remembered the image of Shuangxiu seen in the Dragon Palace. The two people in that film were both sober, and some actions could not be done by one person. It seems that this method will not work.

Qiao Mo thought for a while and said to Wu Man: "Then let him be my lover, then he should be willing."

Hearing Qiao Mo's relaxed and cheerful tone, Wu Man felt desolate in his heart: Your Highness, is it more unreliable for you to create this task than to knock him out and bring it back...

"Your Highness, do you mean that you want to fall in love with him?" You can only complain deep in your heart, and the words you speak are still calm.

"Dating?" It was the first time for the little prince to hear this new word, but considering the context and literal meaning, he probably understood the meaning of this word.What he understands in his mind at the moment is that falling in love is like a pre-quest of the game. Once completed, he can start the subsequent dual-cultivation task, unlock various poses, and conquer various plays.

With this realization, Qiao Mo's eyes lit up immediately, he nodded and said to Wu Man:

"Well, yes, Wuman, you come and teach me how to talk."

Wu Man raised his head slightly and looked out of the window. Five words floated from the sky: What's the matter...

In the next week, Wu Man was busy arranging the first few things on the little prince's note. The bathtub and fish tank were delivered and installed within 24 hours, and the clothes were even simpler. I got a set of silk dragon robes.The only thing that was a bit difficult was the food. Wu Man searched through Dianping from shop to shop according to the taste of the little prince. After a week, he finally found a restaurant that was not satisfactory.It's still not perfect, but it's finally satisfying.

During this week, Qiao Mo did only one thing, which was to sit on the sofa and watch TV.

Yes, watching TV, Wu Man opened up a full set of film and television drama packages for Qiao Mo, called up the "Emotional World" column, and asked Qiao Mo to watch one by one.

Qiao Mo is very obedient, earnestly studying various love skills in TV dramas, and will humbly and earnestly ask Teacher Wu for advice when he encounters something he doesn't understand.

"Wuman, why is Si

The first part is in love with Shancai, but the second part is with ice cream? "

"Because Ah Si lost his memory and forgot what happened in the past."

"Wu Man, why did the leader love Xiao Zhu and beat her to death?"

"Because the gang leader is a human being or not a god, he can't see through the disguise mask on Xiao Zhu's face."

"Wuman, why does this woman keep crying every episode?"

"Because Aunt Joan made Master Ma yell at her all the time."

"Why does the emperor's concubine always have miscarriages? The queen mother gave birth to nine of our brothers, and they all went smoothly."

"How can the quality of the dragon essence of His Majesty the Dragon King be comparable to that of ordinary people? What's more important is that there is only one queen in the Dragon Palace."

"Why do you say Xu Sanshao is stupid, he can memorize a whole set of tank information."

"Because...Your Highness, are you looking at the classification of the emotional world?"

"Eh? Is Bald Qiang's favorite Xiong Da or Xiong Er?"

"..."

Wu Man silently called and complained to the TV company: "It's okay if there are soldiers in the Nima emotional world, but it's pure love anyway, what's wrong with joining Xiong Touch? 3P human and beast!!!"

After a week, Qiao Mo finally had a superficial understanding of dating, but because the content in the column of emotional world was too complicated, the little prince felt that he could not grasp the key points, so he asked Wu Man to sort it out. Love strategy.

Wu Man opened various search engines + keyword love, and after searching for internal injuries, he suddenly felt that the days of becoming a little turtle were quite happy.

Qiao Mo held the love book in his hand, and looked at the first sentence on it:

If you want to chase someone, you must first let him... know himself.

----------------- "The Encounter of Wushi's Law of Love"

Afterwards, Wu Man volunteered to take on the task of investigating Jin Zhen's whereabouts. It was not easy to find someone in the vast city of Beijing, but Wu Man would rather be Qiao Mo's love consultant and write a strategy. Some time to find someone out there.

Qiao Mo thought for a while and agreed, Wu Man heaved a sigh of relief, secretly delighted in his heart.

It's a pity that his joy only lasted until the next morning, and the headlines of the financial channel and the entertainment channel coincidentally coincided:

Canxing Entertainment Group Co., Ltd. was formally established.Huo Li served as the chairman of the group, and the other three served as the company's top management.

Qiao Mo pointed to the tall and eye-catching figure of Jin Zhen on TV and said to Wu Man with a smile:

"Don't look for it, it's him."

Wu Man looked at Jin Zhen on TV with a little surprise. He didn't expect Jin Zhen to be so young, and he seemed to be in his early twenties. However, looking at the serious and indifferent expression on the other party's face, Wu Man had a vague premonition that Qiao Mo The road to love may be a bit bumpy.

He looked at a group of glamorous female stars surrounding Huo Li and Jin Zhen, and looked at Qiao Mo who was lying on the sofa with bare feet dangling his legs and looking innocently excited.Wu Man even felt that this was an impossible task.

Leaving aside Jin Zhen's cool, crazily flamboyant appearance that can freeze people to death ten meters away, just talking about sexual orientation, if the other party is a straight guy who would rather bend than bend, Qiao Mo would have already lost at the starting line before he was born. Now, what should I do?

The little prince on the sofa didn't realize these difficulties at all, he jumped and ran to the TV, listening to the news seriously:

"It is reported that the establishment of Canxing Entertainment Group, as its main competitors, Shengyang and Haoyue, the two largest entertainment companies in China, have completely different attitudes. Compared with Haoyue's silence and rejection, Shengyang Mr. Song Ziyang, the president of Yang Company, attended Canxing's press conference today and brought a big news. The popular movie star Mo Yusheng and actress Xie Qingchen under Shengyang's banner will terminate their contract with Shengyang and join Canxing's banner. Song Ziyang's actions have caused various speculations and doubts from the outside world. Although the media has not yet learned what Shengyang intends to do with this move, it is certain that Huo Li, the current chairman of Canxing Group, has a strong background. The establishment of Canxing Group Afterwards, the

The first film is the costume fantasy drama "Tattoo", which cost [-] million yuan. The film will open the casting next week. It is reported that Mr. Jin Zhen, one of Canxing's top executives, will participate in the entire shooting process of "Tattoo"... "

Hearing this, Wu Man remembered that the person who sent Qiao Mo home that night claimed to be Qiao Mo's manager, so it meant that Qiao Mo should also be in the entertainment industry.He immediately asked:

"Your Highness, which entertainment company's artist are you?"

Qiao Mo was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "I don't know." Then he smiled and said, "It's okay, I will contact Du Qingxue in a while, and I want to join Canxing."

Wu Man was about to speak when he opened his mouth suddenly, his face turned pale.

At this moment, a sharp and piercing cry suddenly sounded outside the window, like a sharp sword piercing the sky, and there was a buzzing and trembling sound in the air.

Qiao Mo only felt his ears ringing, his head was dizzy, his body shook twice, and then he immediately focused on teasing and stabilizing his pulse.

And Wu Man at the side was directly shaken back to his original form by the piercing sound. The little money turtle fell to the ground, its limbs and head retracted into its shell, but it was still trembling uncomfortably.

Seeing this, Qiao Mo threw the money turtle into the fish tank, then stretched out his hand and threw out a restraint, covering the fish tank around, isolating the water in the tank from the outside world.

After a while, the little money turtle finally gradually returned to normal, and slowly stuck its head out of the shell.

Qiao Mo stood at the window, staring at the sky outside the window, the high-pitched cry still came intermittently, but the impact of the sound wave became weaker and weaker, as if the thing that made the sound had gradually faded away.

Qiao Mo didn't know what it was, but the moment the sound wave pierced his brain, he felt a huge demonic energy, and remembered what Prime Minister Gui had said to him before: If you meet someone from the demon world, run away as quickly as possible.

It turns out that there really are monsters in the mortal world.

Qiao Mo frowned slightly.