On the Correct Eating Posture of Jindan

Early the next morning, Qiao Mo woke up in Jin Zhen's arms, smelling the familiar smell from Jin Zhen, before Qiao Mo opened her eyes, the corners of her mouth curled up sweetly.

In the next second, Qiao Mo felt a warmth on her lips, a hot and gentle alarm clock kiss.

"Get up, my little boar majesty." There was a smile in Jin Zhen's voice.

Qiao Mo opened his eyes, looked at his lover in front of him, his face was a little red, he could clearly feel the changes in Jin Zhen's physical strength after these few days, all the values ​​in the formula had doubled.Although the two of them only did it twice last night, each time lasted nearly two hours... The little prince's Du meridian has been opened to the point of numbness.

The rhythm of the two was relatively slow at first, and Qiao Mo felt in his heart that it was Jin Zhen who was concerned about his physical condition, but after the full firepower was fired at the back -------- another wave of ecstasy.

Seeing Qiao Mo's tired look, Jin Zhen felt very distressed. He lowered his head and kissed Qiao Mo's face, and said:

"Until your body fully recovers, we will not do it in the future."

Qiao Mo was startled when he heard this, and said, "No, your tendons are almost fully recovered, and I'm fine."

Jin Zhen put his big hand on Qiao Mo's back, rubbed it and said:

"As I said, I don't mind if I can recover, I don't want to see you tired like this again."

Qiao Mo's heart was full of sorrow and joy, happy because Jin Zhen was so considerate of himself, sad because Jin Zhen didn't recover his meridians, and he would still have kidney deficiency, but he suddenly thought of second brother's golden elixir coming soon, and instantly turned sad For joy, he didn't continue to argue with Jin Zhen.

Qiao Mo squinted her eyes slightly, lying comfortably in Jin Zhen's arms, enjoying the all-round services of the exclusive masseur.

"Well, it's so comfortable. This is Shinto. Go down, right here."

"Below is Lingtai, He Zhiyang, Jin Jin, your technique is getting more and more proficient, use some strength."

"Ah...Mingmen, this is a big acupoint, lighten it, it will hurt, um...ah...okay, this strength is just right."

"Ahem, further down is the perineum, there is no need for it, it was already... Jin Jin last night, don't move your fingers, ah, ah..."

"Front, you don't need to press the ones in front... Ah! Don't, don't..."

……

The harmonious massage was followed by an extremely discordant dubbing. The little prince was as red as a cooked shrimp, bit Jin Zhen's chest angrily, and said dissatisfiedly:

"Don't eat tofu, concentrate on serious business."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he immediately thought that the word "serious business" had been endowed with a new meaning by himself, and he couldn't help being too embarrassed to speak.

Jin Zhen smiled sullenly, put away his thoughts of molesting Qiao Mo, and gave him a massage in a serious manner.

At this time, the bedside phone rang, and Jin Zhen reached out to pick it up, and the voice of the little girl at the front desk of the hotel came over:

"Hello, there is a courier from Mr. Qiao Mo delivered to the main station. Is it convenient for you now? Do you want to send it to you now?"

Before Jin Zhen could speak, the little prince with excellent hearing had already heard what was on the phone, and excitedly said:

"Convenient, very convenient."

Jin Zhen heard the words and said, "Send it up."

"Second brother's medicine has arrived." Qiao Mo's eyes lit up excitedly, as if he saw that he was about to leap out of his body, usher in the tribulation, and finally reach the summit of Mahayana's beautiful life.

Jin Zhen looked at him, got up and put on his clothes, and asked disapprovingly:

"What kind of panacea will be delivered by courier, Ao Xi can't just find a random Taobao store to buy it to fool you?"

Qiao Mo struggled to sit up and said seriously:

"Jin Jin, this is the panacea that the second brother worked so hard to get us both. It will be very helpful for you to restore your meridians. It is no exaggeration to say that it is a treasure in the world, you must cherish it."

Jin Zhen raised his eyebrows with reservations.

There was a knock on the door, Jin Zhen got up and opened the door, and took a black plastic bag from the waiter, it was limp, and the list on it said "Daily Express" -------- the cheapest one in China at present courier company.

Ao Yingdi's net worth of tens of millions was earned or saved.

Jin Zhen handed the courier bag to Qiao Mo who was on the bed. Qiao Mo couldn't wait to tear open the bag and poured out the contents. There were several transparent self-sealing plastic bags inside, each of which contained a jujube-sized Qiao Mo carefully picked up a bag of black balls, squeezed the contents, and found that they were soft, and two of them had been squeezed and almost turned into cakes.

Jin Zhen picked up a bag, looked at it in his hand, and asked:

"Treasures in the world? Are you sure this is not a sheep dung egg?"

Qiao Mo: ...

"You shit, you're shit... Good things don't depend on their appearance, but on their curative effect." Qiao Mo said angrily.

Jin Zhen suppressed a smile, nodded solemnly, took out a piece of paper from the courier bag, and said:

"There is also an instruction manual."

Qiao Mo couldn't wait to unfold the paper, and the two looked down at the words on it:

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[Advertising Declaration]: Our slogan is: Let there be no intractable diseases in the world. ^_^)y

[Product Name]: Shiquan Dabu Baifa Baizhong Eternal Immortal Evergreen Dali Wan. (It is said that the name should be longer...)

【Indications】:

Shujin, dredging collaterals, strengthening waist and knees, dredging yang and transforming qi meridian;

Cut off malaria, treat fistula, relieve intestinal heat, invigorate kidney, invigorate spleen and lung fire;

Yijing tonifying marrow, calming cough and asthma, calming liver, improving eyesight and promoting body fluid;

Nourishing yin and beautifying the complexion, relieving stagnant qi, promoting blood circulation and calming the nerves, dispelling dysmenorrhea.

【Instructions】:

Oral administration: Chew before meals and drink with warm water.

External application: put it on the affected part after love, and lubricate it.

Produced by Laojun, it must be the best.The final interpretation right belongs to Tiangong Store.

[Love Tips]:

Do not spread small advertisements without permission after use, and observe the curative effect by yourself within twelve hours.

If there are fatal side effects, please inform God Zhong Kui before reincarnation, and report the data so that the formula can be improved. Thank you for your cooperation. (^o^)/～

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Qiao Mo: ...

Jin Zhen: ...

After a long while, the silent Jin Zhen finally said: "It seems that this thing is really not sheep dung, but rat poison, right?"

Qiao Mo's fingers holding the bag trembled slightly, took a deep breath, raised his head and smiled at Jin Zhen:

"Jinjin, let's eat it like sheep dung eggs."

Jin Zhen got up silently, and said as he walked, "I'm going to buy breakfast."

……

Obviously, the golden pill produced by Taishang Laojun has been rejected. It is understandable that no one will want it on the street stalls in the mortal world just because of its appearance.Any promotional image on Taobao that doesn’t use a beautiful image is a hundred times better than it, not to mention the scary tips behind it...

Qiao Mo coerced and lured her for a whole day, finally getting Jin Zhen to reluctantly agree to try this heavy-tasting golden pill.

Before dinner, Jin Zhen held the treasure in his hand solemnly, and said:

"Xiao Jiu, don't you really want to die in love with me?"

Qiao Mo said righteously: "Strong man, take a step first."

After finishing speaking, he stuffed the pill in his hand into his mouth, puffed out his cheeks and started chewing vigorously.

After a long while, Qiao Mo muttered while chewing, "It tastes good, it tastes a bit like Ferrero, can it really be Ferrero?"

After swallowing, Qiao Mo looked at Jin Zhen still holding the pill.Immediately closing her eyes, she flung herself limply into Jin Zhen's arms, wrapped her arms around Jin Zhen's waist, and said:

"Strong man, why haven't you followed? There are many perverts on Huangquan Road, do you really rest assured that the cute Xiaojiu will go forward alone? Boom..."

Jin Zhen shivered: ...

Where did this onomatopoeia come from?

He was ruthless, and for the sake of clean ears, he also recognized the sheep dung, opened his mouth and put the pill in.As Qiao Mo said, the taste is good, crispy with a bit of sweetness, it melts in the mouth, Ferrolie +1.

Seeing Jin Zhen eat Jin Dan, Qiao Mo straightened up in satisfaction, put his arms around Jin Zhen's neck, and said with a smile:

"Strong man, good job, Xiao Jiusheng is your man, and death is your soul. Zhong Kui Shengjun said: Hell who is too handsome will refuse to accept. Let's go, let's cheat the corpse and go back together."

Seeing Qiao Mo's joyful acting like a baby, Jin Zhen was in a great mood. He fell in love with such a clever and cute Xiao Jiu. Hearing the words of the person in his arms, "Life is your person, death is your soul." ", Jin Zhen felt warm in his heart, even if it was really rat poison, it didn't matter.

The two hugged each other for a while, and when they were about to have dinner, Jin Zhen faintly felt something strange in his body, as if a fire had gathered in his lower abdomen, which was hot and intense, and a strong restlessness came from his dantian. All the limbs and bones seemed to be transparent, and every pore on the body was opened.

More than that, Jin Zhen felt that the power in the dantian was still gushing out continuously, as if a volcano was about to erupt but could not find an exit. His body temperature was rising rapidly, and the stagnant energy in his body The power made him feel a little uncomfortable.He felt a wave of heat along his lower abdomen, along his chest and straight to the top of his head, as if the depths of his brain had been hit by a force, it was painful, and then, the memories that emerged at the time of the full fifteenth month were at this moment gushing out...

Jin Zhen's sanity was a little fuzzy, he gritted his teeth hard, and controlled his thoughts, but the continuous infuriating energy was like a catalyst, impacting the depths of his memory little by little, more and more scenes were in the All kinds of flashes passed through his mind.

At the same time, Qiao Mo on the side also felt abnormal. The sore muscles and tendons quickly returned to normal at this moment. Besides, the little prince felt the real energy in his dantian quickly accumulating, and he was overjoyed. , Hold your breath and condense your breath, and the breath moves around the sky.But even though he tried his best to circulate the meridian qi in his body, he still felt that there was still excess energy gushing out from his body. His face was blushing, and he felt his body gradually becoming hot.

"Jin Jin, I'm a little hot." Qiao Mo raised his head, but was facing Jin Zhen's faintly red eyes. Qiao Mo was startled, and he immediately understood that Jin Zhen's situation was not good at this time. The governor channel in his body was not connected, and the true energy brought by the golden core was running retrogradely in his body at the moment. If it was not channeled as soon as possible, it would very likely cause Jin Zhen to go mad and die.

Qiao Mo secretly blamed himself for his negligence, he did not expect the effect of the golden pill to be so strong.He thought for a while, got up and took off his clothes, and threw himself on Jin Zhen's body...

Qiao Mo rode on Jin Zhen's body, because Qiao Mo would be very tired in this position, so the two of them didn't spend much time on weekdays. At this time, Jin Zhen's situation was not good, and Qiao Mo should be the dominant one. Holding Jin Zhen's shoulders, sitting on him, twisting her waist and hips up and down.

During the intercourse, Qiao Mo continuously injected the true qi in his body into Jin Zhen's body, guiding the true qi in his body to swim around his body, and finally flowed into his own body. His eyes dimmed slightly, biting Gritting, sweat profusely.

Qiao Mo's cultivation at this time couldn't bear such a powerful infusion of true energy, so he could only sink his qi into his dantian, turning the excess true energy into primordial essence, and pouring it out of his body time and time again.

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The next morning, Jin Zhen woke up with his arms around the sleeping Qiao Mo. The first thing he saw was the drenched bed sheet under him. The strong fishy smell in the air made him vaguely recall the scene of last night, and recalled He couldn't remember the exact process of the whole night, but he knew that it was Qiao Mo who helped him control the turbulent zhenqi in his body.

Jin Zhen stretched out a hand and clenched his fist. He felt that all the muscles in his body seemed to be full of strength at this moment. Every drop of blood and every pore seemed to have been transformed. He tried his mind to move the true qi in his body, and then a look of surprise flashed across his face.

The Governor Meridian that was blocked at the end is now unblocked.

Jin Zhen looked down at Qiao Mo, who had worked hard all night in his arms, and his little brother who had also worked hard all night under him, with distressed expressions on his face, if he knew the result would be like this, he would never agree to take nadan medicine.

At this moment, he thought of the long list of adjectives in front of the drug name on the instruction manual: Shiquan Dabu Baifa Baizhong Eternal Immortal Eternal Evergreen...

Jin Zhen can now be sure that this treasure is not a sheep dung egg, nor a rat poison, nor is it Ferrolie.

But the real Da, Li, Wan, which should look like a kind of aphrodisiac?

Sure enough, medicine should not be taken indiscriminately.

The author has something to say: Qiao Mo: Laojun, you sell counterfeit medicine... (#‵′) Convex, I'm going to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to report you!

Laojun: Where is there a fake, one will fix your man's illness, is there any?

Qiao Mo: Old gentleman, you sell aphrodisiacs... (#‵′) I'm going to report you to the anti-pornography office!

Laojun: This store also sells double edited pictures of the eighteen styles of Longyang, hardcover and uncensored large pictures...

Qiao Mo: Free shipping?Get a set. o(*≧▽≦)ツ