On the Correct Eating Posture of Jindan

You are my little apple.

my little apple.

little apple.

fruit.

……

The soul-stirring single of the Divine Comedy circulated in Jin Zhen's mind for a moment, and he tried hard to restrain the urge to push Qiao Mo under the faucet.

However, what he didn't expect was that everything was not over, Little Apple was just the beginning, and Qiao Mo's attachment to him really proved the saying "I can't love you too much..."

Qiao Mo took a deep breath, her face was still a little blushing, but her brain had obviously returned to normal---or the short circuit had been restored.

He cleared his throat, sat up straight, put his hands on Jin Zhen's shoulders affectionately and solemnly, his eyes were pious and determined, raised his head, and recited:

"Rose blooms in September, I only have you in my heart, I really want to be with you, I give you a red heart!" Note 1

The pupils of Jin Zhen's eyes gradually changed color, and the kernels of the eyes seemed to shrink slowly...

"I have become an ocean of madness, but you are the calm moonlight! You are clearly in my heart, but you hang high in the sky. I keep reaching out to grab it, but there are only sad empty sounds." Note 2

Jin Zhenyintang gradually turned black, and the veins on his forehead twitched faintly...

"As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win, and there are countless people in the world. If the two loves last for a long time, they should be cherished, day and night."

Jin Zhen felt that Rener's brain began to ache...

However, despite this, it was still not over. Qiao Mo suddenly changed his style of painting, raised his head high, raised his chin slightly, a glint of excitement flashed in his eyes, and his voice suddenly became high-pitched:

"The wind is howling, the horse is howling.

My heart is roaring, my heart is roaring.

You are the only one in the west of the river, and you in the east of the river are familiar with each other.

There are so many hearts that love you in the mountains,

In the green gauze tent, the long-term man is a hero.

Picked up the long gun,

Wielding a broadsword and spear.

Defend the hometown, defend the radish;

Defend love, defend my wife! "

……

……

……

Qiao Mo's crisp voice echoed in the bathroom, Jin Zhen's body language had disappeared at this moment, he maintained the stiff posture just now, staring at the person in front of him.

All expressions seemed so pale at this moment, and all the feelings in Jin Zhen's heart at this moment were condensed into four characters:

"I...had...a...fuck!"

Just as the two looked at each other with embarrassment, there was a "bang" sound from the cubicle in the bathroom, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

At this time, the two people by the sink realized that they were not the only ones in the bathroom.

Obviously, the conversation between the two just now was overheard.

It was also obvious that the eavesdroppers were overwhelmed by Qiao Mo's rhetoric.

Qiao Mo stared blankly at the row of cubicles inside, a little at a loss.

Jin Zhen's face darkened, and his voice was extremely cold: "Come out."

The two looked at the compartment together, but neither of them moved. Jin Zhen was so stimulated that his muscles became stiff and he forgot to move.Qiao Mo felt that there was nothing wrong with it, and he didn't want to give up this opportunity to get closer to Jin Zhen.And the two have a subtle thing in common: neither of them is the kind of person who cares about other people's eyes.

Therefore, when the door of the outermost compartment opened, Qiao Mo and Jin Zhen still maintained the somewhat ambiguous posture just now.

As soon as Qiao Mo saw the dark green shirt of the person who came out, he couldn't help but frowned slightly. He knew that he should have been more ruthless when he was on the stairs and sealed him as a toad for a long time.

Huarong came out of the cubicle in a hurry, with embarrassment on his face. There were some water stains on the back of his trousers, and the color was darker. Based on the sound just now, it can be judged that he must have accidentally slipped from the toilet and sat on the toilet. to the ground.

Hua Rong's expression was a bit complicated, and he looked at Qiao Mo with a bit of jealousy and contempt, but for Jin Zhen who was beside him, Hua Rong was obviously a little afraid and flattering, and his eyes were strangely between the two. After scanning it, and then looking at Qiao Mo, he spoke in a somewhat eccentric tone, and said coldly, "Sorry to bother you."

After that, he turned around quickly and left the bathroom in a hurry.

Jin Zhen turned his head and asked Qiao Mo, "Who is he?"

Qiao Mo blinked: "Hua Rong."

Jin Zhen remembered the conversation he heard in the stairwell, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Is that your first love?"

Qiao Mo shook his head solemnly: "I don't like him."

Jin Zhen snorted coldly, noncommittal, and the disdain in his tone was undoubtedly revealed.

"Really." Qiao Mo raised his head to look at Jin Zhen, and explained seriously: "Maybe I had some relationship with him before, but that's not important, now I can't even remember who he is, I just like... ..."

Before Qiao Mo finished speaking, the sound from the toilet cubicle started again, this time it was the sound of the toilet flushing.

Jin Zhen turned his gaze to the cubicle again...

Obviously, Hua Rong was not the only one who eavesdropped.

The door of the middle compartment was pushed open, and the person who came out this time was even more unexpected than they expected. It was Mo Yusheng. Step by step, he walked to Jin Zhen's side.

Ignoring Jin Zhen's cold gaze, Mo Yusheng stretched out his hand to the faucet, washed his hands, and looked at Qiao Mo sitting on the sink with a smile, the tenderness in his eyes was evident:

"Yes, I was very passionate just now. I will find an opportunity to talk to Director Lu later, and try to add more lines to Qingwu and perform well."

Qiao Mo stared blankly at Mo Yusheng, her mind still a little unturned. Could it be that when she kissed Jin Zhen just now, she had unknowingly improved her skills?Invisibly practiced the first-level immortal summoning technique in the fairy world?Otherwise, why did the people mentioned in the conversation just appear one after another out of nowhere...

The mortal public men's restroom is really a magical place.

After Mo Yusheng washed his hands, he raised his eyes to look at Jin Zhen, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and there was some deep meaning in his eyes.Then he looked at Qiao Mo again, and said vaguely, "Qiao Mo, come on."

After finishing speaking, he turned around chicly and strode out of the bathroom.

After a moment of silence, Jin Zhen looked down at Qiao Mo and asked, "Is Mo Yusheng your current girlfriend?"

At the moment, Qiao Mo turned a deaf ear to Jin Zhen's words. He leaned forward, his face almost resting on Jin Zhen's chest, and his eyes were full of curiosity, staring closely at the innermost compartment.

There is only one thought in the little prince's mind: If it is really a great summoning technique, there should be Song Ziyang in it?

Qiao Mo shouted excitedly towards the inside, "Is there anyone else inside?"

Jin Zhen: ...

After a moment of silence in the bathroom, Qiao Mo sighed in disappointment. Just as he was about to turn his face away, he heard a feeble voice:

"……Have."

Qiao Mo: ...! !

Jin Zhen: ……………

Apparently, there are!So, in fact, when the two of them walked into the bathroom, the three compartments inside were full, but the two people by the pool were too involved, one focused on throwing mines, and the other focused on clearing mines, so they didn't notice it at all. There are so many onlookers.

It is really possible to consider joining the mahjong table.

The door of the last compartment was finally pushed open. Qiao Mo stared at the door with bright eyes, and said silently in his heart: Song Ziyang, Song Ziyang, Song Ziyang...

However, he was disappointed in the end. The person who came out of the cubicle was not Song Ziyang, but Du Qingxue.

Du Qingxue's body was a little weak, his face was pale, and his legs were trembling a little. Compared with the two squatting neighbors who were walking like flying just now, they were obviously in a slightly inferior state.

Du Qingxue, who was the last one to come out, has limited physical strength but still has enough brain power. He watched the whole process and knew what he should say at this time, because he probably still shoulders the important task of explaining to the two in advance. So, he took two steps, went to the wall and stood up straight, looking at Jin Zhen and Qiao Mo helplessly.

With a look of disappointment on Qiao Mo's face, he said, "Brother Du, why is it you?"

Du Qingxue smiled wryly: "I don't want to either. Didn't you tell me to come out? Originally, I thought the cat would come out after you left."

"Du Ge, why did you appear in this toilet?"

"Because I have a stomachache."

"But? Brother Du, there are so many toilets here, why do all three of you come to this one?"

"Because this is the closest to the negotiating room, the crew called the main actors and managers for a meeting."

"But? Brother Du, why do you three go to the bathroom at the same time?"

"Because we all ate a lunch box with leeks and eggs at noon..."

Well, the illusion of the Great Summoning is completely shattered.Although he was a little disappointed, the little prince finally nodded in satisfaction. It turned out that the chives and eggs were the cause of the trouble, and Jin Zhen's complexion looked better.

"Okay, Du Ge, there is one last question, why do the two of them seem to be no big deal, and you are so serious?"

Hearing this, Du Qingxue's face suddenly turned down: "It's not because of Director Lu. When I passed by, he said that one of the judges didn't eat, and there was an extra box. Don't waste it. He just told me to eat it all. Really bad Knowing who is so wicked, leaving the boxed lunch that should be eaten and refusing to eat it, made me almost have anal prolapse..."

Qiao Mo looked at Du Qingxue with a look of sympathy, and his worries about food safety in the world deepened.

Jin Zhen looked at Du Qingxue expressionlessly, and said two words: "It's me."

"What?" Du Qingxue was a little confused, leaning against the wall and looking up at Jin Zhen.

"The judge who didn't eat the boxed lunch is me." Jin Zhen's voice was calm.

……

After a while, Du Qingxue leaned on the wall and slowly walked out.

A single sentence has been circulating in my mind: For the sake of my shit for you, Jin Ershao, don’t worry about the wickedness I just scolded, okay... okay... okay ...

Watching the last person walk out of the bathroom, Qiao Mo and Jin Zhen finally ushered in the real two-person world. The little prince looked up at Jin Zhen with a smile, and said:

"You don't like eating that green leek either, do you? I just said that we are very suitable. From today onwards, let's officially start dating, and it's so happy."