On the Correct Eating Posture of Jindan

Ao Lie let the flow take its course and stuffed another donut into his mouth, and said while chewing:

"Well, well, it's time to recover sooner. We are tired of acting with you all day long. I think Shen Tu has already seen that you are pretending. Don't you think so, fourth child?"

Ao Lie raised his head and said to Ao Pu, Ao Pu said slowly: "Even you can see it, so there is no need to say that."

Ao Lie rolled his eyes, then turned his head to look at Ao Feng and said, "Fifth, what do you think?"

Ao Feng said without raising his head: "Fourth brother +1."

Ao Lie slapped his thigh and shouted: "Then why do we bother every day? Are we treating him as a fool, or is he treating us as fools?"

Ao Pu glanced at Ao Lie, and said, "My mother told us to pretend to be stupid, so we have to keep pretending, otherwise what will happen to Xiaojiu, besides, it doesn't matter if you pretend or not..."

Ao Feng on the side raised his head and said, "Fourth brother +1."

Ao Lie was so angry that he slapped the back of Ao Feng's head fiercely, and said angrily: "Shut up, you all rebelled, haven't you? Do you know that you respect the old and love the young? Before the second child comes back, don't forget that I still Your third brother is the oldest."

When Xiao Jiu heard the words, he immediately asked, "By the way, did Second Brother and Sixth Brother return to the mortal world? I haven't seen them since I woke up."

When the princes heard the words, they silently fell silent. Ao Pu raised his eyes and glared at Ao Lie. Ao Lie also seemed to realize that he had made a slip of the tongue, and subconsciously closed his mouth tightly.

A few days ago, Xiao Jiu had already noticed that Ao Xi and Ao Shi were not in the Dragon Palace. She asked the emperor brothers a few times, but all she got was vague answers, because the two of them usually stayed in the mortal world all the year round. So Xiao Jiu didn't pay much attention to it, thinking that they had returned to the mortal world again.But at this moment, seeing the abnormal expressions of her brothers, Xiao Jiu finally realized that something was wrong.

He lowered his face, looked around at the brothers, finally his eyes fell on Ao Lie's face, and he said:

"Third brother, where did second brother and sixth brother go? Are you hiding something from me?"

Ao Lie met Shang Xiaojiu's gaze, and immediately stammered guiltyly: "No, no."

Xiao Jiu pursed her lips, walked up to Ao Lie, stretched out her white and tender hands to pull Ao Lie's sleeves, and there was a layer of watery eyes in her big eyes.

Wang Shuise sniffled aggrievedly, and said softly:

"Third brother, you don't like me anymore, do you? You all dislike me for being smaller and lacking in skill, and you don't regard me as a brother anymore, do you?"

Xiao Jiu's current appearance is that of a seven or eight-year-old child, with a blush on her fair cheeks, her long eyelashes are moist, her head is slightly raised, and her eyes are swept across the elder brothers in front of her one by one. The meaning of grievance, that pitiful and cute appearance makes people's hearts melt.

The princes panicked immediately, and immediately surrounded him, comforting Xiao Jiu with their mouths.

Ao Pu: "Xiao Jiu, don't think about it, the brothers love you the most, why would you despise you?"

Ao Feng: "Yes, Xiao Jiu, you are you, no matter you are big or small, you are the treasure of our Dragon Palace."

Ao Kun: "Xiao Jiu, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, the rainfall in the East China Sea has exceeded the standard this year, and there will be another round of rainy season, and the mortal world will go to Xiangong to complain again."

Ao Peng: "Yes, yes, don't think wildly, how could we despise you."

Xiao Jiu wiped away her tears, looked at everyone in front of her tearfully, and said, "Then tell me, where did Second Brother and Sixth Brother go?"

When everyone heard the words, Qiqi was silent for a while, and looked at each other, but no one spoke.

Seeing this, Xiao Jiu burst into tears, opened her mouth and burst into tears.The sea outside the Dragon Palace was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and there were bursts of muffled thunder.

Seeing this, Ao Lie hurriedly said: "Okay, Xiao Jiu, don't cry, I'll just tell you, the two of them were imprisoned by the Jade Emperor for violating the rules of heaven."

When Xiao Jiu heard the words, the crying stopped abruptly. He opened his eyes wide, looked at Ao Lie in surprise, and asked:

"Breaking the rules of heaven?"

Seeing this, Ao Pu sighed, and said, "Xiao Jiu, you also know what happened when you crossed the catastrophe. The second brother and the sixth brother attacked Lei Gong and Dian Mu and interfered with the thunder formation when you crossed the catastrophe. Your behavior has already violated the regulations of the Three Realms, and shortly after they sent you back to the palace, the Jade Emperor sent Erlang Shenjun to arrest the two of them, and they are currently locked in the dungeon of Erlang Mountain."

Xiao Jiu didn't expect Ao Xi and Ao Shi to be imprisoned by the Jade Emperor, and was so surprised that he couldn't speak for a while.

Seeing this, Ao Pu hurriedly continued: "Before we didn't tell you, we were afraid that you would worry and feel guilty. We thought it would be good to tell you when they came back. You don't have to worry about the second and sixth children. I'm worried, the queen mother has told the eldest brother to deal with it, and they will be fine."

Xiao Jiu heard the words, and hurriedly asked: "Are they locked in the dungeon of Erlang Mountain? Did the Jade Emperor torture them?" Xiao Jiu's face was full of anxiety.

Ao Feng said from the side: "Don't worry, Erlang Shenjun and the second brother have been friends since they were young. Erlang Shenjun's roaring dog was brought back by the second brother in the mortal world. It’s just a cutscene, it won’t embarrass them both.”

The expression on Xiao Jiu's face eased a little.

Ao Pu continued: "The time for you to cross the catastrophe was originally a bit unreasonable. It usually takes a while for ordinary people to enter the period of crossing the catastrophe, ranging from a few months to decades. Thunder tribulation will be launched, and you are the day when you enter the tribulation crossing period, Lei Gong and Dian Mu activated the thunder array, and their operation did not comply with the Tiangong regulations."

Ao Lie interjected: "Yes, because of the incident of rain in the mortal world a hundred years ago, Lei Gong and Dian Mu had a little resentment with the queen mother, and they have always harbored grudges against us Dragon Palace people. Coincidentally, this time, the day you broke through was the day when Fu Xing married. Daughter, Fuxing invited all the immortals to Fulu Island for dinner, and arranged for them a one-month trip to Antarctic Island in the mortal world. Lei Gong and Dian Mu are also invited. If you come back from the tour, I will give you a ride, then At that time, your mana may have reached the late stage of the tribulation, and with the body protection of the magic weapon, the thunder array will not be able to hurt you at all, so Lei Gong and Dianmu let you cross the tribulation before going to Fulu Island. They also have ulterior motives. I want to make you suffer when your skills are still weak and you haven’t returned to the Dragon Palace to get the magic weapon, but unexpectedly, you happened to catch up with your madness and almost lost your life.”

At this time, Xiao Jiu suddenly realized why his thunder calamity came so quickly. At first he thought it was because he had eaten Laojun's elixir, so he was different from others, and there was always a price to pay for taking shortcuts.It is only now that I know that was not the case at all.

Ao Pu nodded and said: "The queen mother became furious when she found out about this matter. She has already filed a complaint with the Jade Emperor, suing Lei Gong and Dian mother for self-serving and abusing power. At the same time, she asked the eldest brother to suspend several scientific research projects. If the Jade Emperor doesn't give Dragon Palace an explanation for this matter, the space converter and cell regeneration powder originally planned to be launched by the eldest brother in his hands may be delayed. For these two things, Tiangong has invested tens of millions of ingots in advertising alone. If it is delayed for a month, the Jade Emperor may cry. Therefore, it is estimated that the second brother and the sixth will be released in a few days."

At this moment, Xiao Jiu's hanging heart gradually fell down. He sighed faintly, remained silent for a moment, and said:

"Fourth brother, am I so useless that I have involved so many people."

Ao Pu reached out and touched Xiao Jiu's hair, and said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, we are a family, I believe that on the day you cross the catastrophe, no matter which elder brother is in the mortal world, he will do the same thing as the second brother and the others. On the contrary, if it happened to other brothers, you would make the same choice, right?"

The little prince's eyes were shining, and he nodded firmly.

Ao Pu continued with a smile: "So, don't say that you are not involved, we are good brothers."

Xiao Jiu's nose was sore. Since he was a child, he has always been surrounded by the care and love of his brothers, but at this moment, he truly realized the shock and touch brought to him by this kind of blood relationship.Although he was only eight years old at this time, the little prince felt that he had truly grown up after this experience.

Jin Zhen's love, the love of his father, queen mother, and brothers' love converged into a stream of warm currents that meandered and condensed in his heart.The little prince felt that his chest was full of all kinds of fiery feelings, his voice was a little choked up, he raised his head slightly, and said to the brothers in front of him from the bottom of his heart:

"Thank you."

Seeing the wet and sincere eyes of the little prince, all the brothers suddenly felt a sense of relief and sourness in their hearts, and they had mixed feelings for a while.

Seeing that Xiao Jiu's eye circles were a little red again, Ao Lie on the side quickly said:

"To be honest, Xiaojiu, I really hope that I am the one who is imprisoned in Erlang Mountain. It is really uncomfortable to act every day. This thing is the strong point of the second child. I really can't do it. So, you can hurry up Cultivate and recover your body quickly."

Xiao Jiu looked at Ao Lie's bitter face, and thought about the scenes of him acting with him these days when he was outspoken, he couldn't help being moved and funny, he ran into Ao Lie's arms, and hugged Ao Lie vigorously Then he nodded seriously, and said with a smile: "I will work hard, for my brothers, for my father and mother, and for Jin Jin."

Ao Lie looked at Xiao Jiu in his arms, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Generally speaking, the latter one is the most important..."

Seeing Ao Lie's fussy look, Xiao Jiu couldn't help laughing, Ao Kun and Ao Peng beside him also laughed together, Ao Lie also found that he seemed to be too fussy, and his face was flushed by the laughter of his younger brothers .

Ao Pu on the side also looked at Xiao Jiu with a smile, while Ao Feng took out his mobile phone to secretly take pictures of the rare red-faced third brother.

For a time, the warmth in the bedroom was infinite and warm.

……

Outside the window, three figures stood in the night. The warm yellow pearl light in the dormitory reflected the faces of several people. They were the Dragon King couple and Ao Su.

The Dragon King looked relieved, and said, "Ma'am, Jiu'er has grown up."

Mother Long nodded slightly, staring at her youngest son's smile with tenderness in her eyes.

The Dragon King continued: "These days are difficult for these children, and we have to work hard to hide it from the Demon Lord."

The corner of Dragon Mother's mouth curled slightly, and she said, "Do you really think that Shen Tu doesn't know that Jiu'er has already remembered?"

The Dragon King was taken aback, and said, "Did he see through it?"

Seeing the naive face of His Majesty the Dragon King, Mother Long couldn't help shaking her head. Fortunately, only the third child has a brain more like that of his father...

Mother Long said: "That Shen Tu came to me a few days ago, he has already seen that Xiao Jiu is pretending to have amnesia, and guessed it was my idea."

The Dragon King was surprised, and said, "Then, what's the result? Ma'am, you...didn't hit him, did you?" The Dragon King asked cautiously.

Mother Long stared at her beautifully, and said sharply, "Am I such a domineering person?"

The Dragon King sneered: "Madam's temperament is like orchid, graceful and elegant."

Mother Long snorted coldly, and continued: "Shen Tu begged me to agree with him and Jiu'er."

The Dragon King asked anxiously, "How would Madam answer?"

Mother Long wrote lightly: "Oh, I promise, when Jiu'er recovers, I will follow him back to the mortal world."

The Dragon King asked suspiciously: "...So, you agreed like this?"

Long Mu said, "What else? We've all seen his thoughts on Jiu'er these days. Where can we find such a daughter-in-law?"

Dragon King: "Daughter-in-law... Wife...?? Ma'am, are you sure she is a daughter-in-law?"

Mother Long raised her eyebrows and said, "Of course, he even gave up the inner alchemy for Xiaojiu. Could it be that he is still reluctant to give up this title?"

The Dragon King broke into a cold sweat silently: "Yes, yes, the name is not important, who goes up and who goes down, let the children decide for themselves."

Mother Long was silent for a moment, and then said: "Actually, I asked Jiu'er to pretend to have amnesia to lie to him that day. I went to the mortal world but suffered this catastrophe, and almost lost my life..." Mother Long's voice was a little choked up, with a strong sense of self-blame in her tone.

The Dragon King stretched out his hand silently, and hugged Dragon Mother's shoulder comfortingly.

Mother Long wiped her eyes, and continued: "I really can't bear it... Before leaving the palace, Xiao Jiu was still a child who would get up in the middle of the night to steal candy, why would he leave with someone in a blink of an eye... When he arrived in the mortal world, if he What if he is foolishly bullied? What if that Shen Tu abandons him all the time?"

The Dragon King sighed softly, and said in a deep voice: "Madam, Jiu'er has grown up, as you can see, although he is still a little immature, he has gradually become responsible and responsible, don't take Jiu'er Treat it like a girl, even though he fell in love with a man, but he is also a man, the prince of my big dragon clan will not be weak, you have to trust our son."

Mother Long leaned her head on the Dragon King's shoulder and nodded slightly.

After a while, Mother Long's mood gradually calmed down a bit, she raised her head and said to Ao Su who was standing aside:

"How about the second and sixth child? Is there any news from the Jade Emperor?"

Ao Su said: "Yesterday, the Jade Emperor sent the Taishang Laojun to come, hoping that we and Lei Gong would each take a step back. It is true that Lei Gong cheated on the public to benefit his own interests, and the second and sixth younger brothers also violated the rules of heaven. The Jade Emperor passed down the decree." , Lei Gong and Dian Mu will be punished accordingly. In addition to a two-level public apology, a certain amount of financial compensation will be given to Dragon Palace. But in order to prevent others from talking, the second and sixth brothers still have to be there Erlang Mountain will stay for a while."

Mother Long asked, "How do you answer?"

Ao Su pushed his glasses, and said: "I tell Laojun, when the second and sixth brothers return to the Dragon Palace, it will be the time when the space converter and recycled powder will be on the market."

Mother Long nodded in satisfaction, and said, "The second and sixth have stayed in the mortal world all year round, and they would not come back even if they were asked to come back. It is good to take this opportunity to punish them both."

Ao Su nodded.

Mother Long looked at the sons who were frolicking in the room again, with kind eyes and a smile on her face, but when she saw Xiao Jiu, the reluctance in her eyes couldn't be lingered.

The Dragon King patted Dragon Mother on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Madam, go back to the bedroom."

Long Mu reluctantly said: "It's still early."

The Dragon King shook his head: "It's getting late, I have business to do tonight, so go back early."

Mother Long heard the words, puzzled and said: "What's the matter? Why don't I know?"

The Dragon King said: "Since madam is so reluctant to leave Xiaojiu's palace, then we can have a few more daughters."

Mother of Dragons: ...

The Dragon King continued: "Dragon Palace's family planning policy is still being drafted, and it is estimated that it will take two years to be officially implemented. During this period, there will be at least two or three more children. Madam, I can do it."

Mother Long's face was flushed, she slapped the Dragon King's chest, turned and left, and said angrily as she walked:

"You can do it, you will die by yourself."

Seeing this, the Dragon King immediately ran after him, shouting as he walked:

"Madam, you can do it, it's you who can do it."

"No, you can do it, so can I..."

Ao Su straightened his clothes, pretending he didn't hear anything, and cast his eyes on the younger brothers in the room, a rare warmth flashed through his cold eyes.

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At the same time, in Erlang Mountain, the Roaring Dog let out a strange howl, and rushed out from the inner hall with a whistling, and rushed straight into Erlang Shenjun's arms. Its huge head kept rubbing against his chest. When I saw it, I found that the hair on the dog's forehead had been shaved cleanly. The mighty and domineering Roaring God dog instantly changed into a Mediterranean shape, rolling all over the ground in aggrieved way.

"Ao Xun!"

Anger appeared on Erlang Shenjun's handsome face, he roared and ran towards the inner hall.Erlang Shenjun couldn't regret it at this time, he should have preferred to resist the decree and not follow the errand, and since Ao Xi came to Erlang Mountain, the poor Xiaotiangou has not had a good day.

Pushing open the door, Erlang Shenjun looked at the piles of wine jars scattered in the room, and became more angry. The fine wine he had collected for many years was almost drunk by Ao Xun.

"Ao Xun, don't go too far."

The second prince leaned lazily on the imperial concubine chair, and said in a drunken way: "If you have the ability, drive me away."

Seeing the person in front of him reeking of alcohol, Erlang Shenjun gritted his teeth and said, "Eat and drink as you like, don't bother Tianbao anymore."

Ao Xi burped and said, "It's hot in the room, I'll cool it down..."

Seeing Ao Xun's appearance, Erlang Shenjun was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time, and finally held back for a long time, and said: "You wait, I will ask the Jade Emperor to let you go quickly." After saying that, he slammed the door , turned and left with an angry face.

Ao Xun picked up the wine jar beside him, drank a big sip of wine, then lay down on the bed in large characters, looked at the closed door, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "You really raised him as a son, change another Isn't the shape pretty good, isn't it just a few tufts of hair...it's on the ground, how stingy."