Zombie Farmhouse

In the river water of Xiaodong Tianfudi, the various aborigines who migrated from the sea to the river are in a bad mood at this time.

Originally, a strong wind swept them from the depths of the sea to the surface of the sea, which was unlucky enough for them to be captured. Then they suddenly found that they were not directly gutted, but were moved to a place with aura. The river water was beautiful in their hearts, but the reality told them again, don't be beautiful, no matter how beautiful they are, they will die.

Then they were stabbed to death with a sword.

The sea fish in the water expressed their anger, can't Nima use a bigger bowl to hold them? !Also, can you stop poking them with that sword?That evil star in a black windbreaker, fishing without fishing nets, are you worthy of fishing nets? !Also, if you poke a fish with a sword instead of a person, it will cry! !

However, Daxie Lin didn't feel guilty about poking fish with a sword at all. Anyway, he thought it was convenient and fast. Since it was so convenient and fast, why do we need fishing nets?Really superfluous.

After about half an hour, there were more than a dozen different kinds of sea fish beside the river in the cave. Besides the fish, there were also a pair of lobsters and a squid.When Uncle Lin was about to raise his sword to poke the fish again, Jiang Shibo, who had already set up a barbecue grill and placed all kinds of materials beside him, spoke with great accuracy to stop a dead Taoist priest from playing.

"If you keep poking, you'll be grilling all the fish in a while."

Lin Dao gave a long sword pause, and then turned around with some dissatisfaction, "Then I won't poke, you roast?"

The Second Prince Jiang resolutely refused: "There are just two grills, you grill your own, and I grill mine!" After saying this, Jiang Shibo added another sentence as if he was afraid that Lin Xuan would be dissatisfied: "Don't talk about doing it before. It's time for dinner, even if I eat, someone will bring food for me."

Lin Xuan immediately thought of the brainless fan wearing glasses, his face darkened, and he stretched out his long sword to circle all the fish. "Then go fishing yourself."

Veins twitched on Jiang Shibai's forehead, and he looked dissatisfied: "There are so many fish that are enough for eight or nine people to eat, and you plan to eat alone?! The grill is still mine!"

Lin Daochang never regressed: "Anyway, I don't know how to grill fish."

The second prince Jiang snorted coldly: "I won't either!"

The two stared at each other with an expression of unyielding expression.

At this time, a strange smell of burnt aroma came from the barbecue grill next to it. Jiang Shibo and Lin Xuan turned their heads very quickly, and saw Baimao sitting beside the grill wagging his tail. And this grill has a whole fish on it.

Looks like the fish is fine, but if it's charred on the underside and raw on the top, it's not going to be great.In the end, Baimao's grilled fish failed, but this guy didn't dislike his craftsmanship, so he jumped straight away, ran away with the fish in his mouth, and ate it.

Lin Xuan was silent for a long time, and finally said in an extremely disgusted tone: "Idiot, don't you know how to remove the skin and guts when you eat barbecue!"

Jiang Shibai wanted to talk at the side, but after hearing this sentence, he fell silent.Well, when he goes back this time, he should take some lessons about cooking by himself.

Even though the Second Prince Jiang didn't speak, Lin Daochang was keenly aware of his entanglement, and the corner of his mouth twitched. In the end, he walked to the side of the fish in displeasure, squatted down and started to deal with it.

A surprised expression suddenly appeared on Jiang Shibo's face: "Aren't you good at grilling fish?"

Lin Xuan clicked his tongue, and while using the knife he took out from somewhere to quickly and simply process the fish and shrimp, he said with a cold face: "The food I baked can only be eaten by myself. You can't eat it."

Jiang Shibo naturally didn't believe it, "It's okay, I'm sure I can eat it, you can cook it first and then bake one, the sauce tools are here! I'll go to Lingtian to have a look."

After saying this, the second prince Jiang left quickly, leaving Daochang Lin quite speechless.After a while, Lin Daochang smiled darkly, since you insist on eating my baked goods, no matter how I roast them, you have to eat them for me!

The Second Prince Jiang, who was walking to the edge of the field, suddenly felt a little cold at this moment. He looked left and right, and then continued to squat down to look at his Lingtian.

Planting things here is indeed much faster than in the outside world. It took him about an hour to plant the seeds of this cabbage, and the sprouts had already grown.Unhurriedly taking out a book from his sleeve, Second Prince Jiang spent a few minutes looking for information, and a few more minutes of deduction, and finally came to a conclusion that made him ecstatic——

The spiritual power in this small cave is enough to make the planted seeds grow hour by hour.

That is to say, the cabbage that takes fifteen to twenty days to mature in the field outside will grow in fifteen to twenty hours in this small cave.

So it can be calculated from this that common vegetables such as cucumbers, tomatoes, eggplants, etc., which take three to four months to grow, can grow in four or five days on this hundred acres of land.

A particularly obvious and undisguised smile appeared on Prince Jiang's face.This is almost a no-cost business!He seems to have seen a lot of red banknotes waving to him!

Not far away, Lin Xuan raised his head inadvertently, saw that smile at a glance, and with a ruthless movement of his hands, he directly cut off the head of a fish.

The dead fish eyes on the fish's head were staring at him with unrepentant eyes.

Lin Daochang's face remained unchanged: "The stupid dog came to eat the fish head."

"Aww! Woo!"

"Talking dog."

"Wang Wang!"

After getting the approximate time ratio, the Second Prince Jiang still felt itchy.The time ratio just now was calculated according to the uniform distribution of spiritual energy in the field, so if he concentrated this uniform spiritual energy on one mu of land among the hundred acres, what kind of changes would there be?

Thinking of this, Jiang Shibo quickly used his spiritual consciousness to do something.

Soon, the aura in the entire Xiaodongtian Paradise consciously gathered towards the acre of land planted with lettuce, Coprinus comatus, potatoes, and eggplants.

About 5 minutes later, an amazing change visible to the naked eye took place in this field - the vegetable seedlings scrambled to grow up one by one, and then bloomed and finally produced fruit.

This whole process lasted about three to ten minutes, until that part of the gathered spiritual energy was completely absorbed by the ground.And even the eggplants with the longest planting cycle in the field will all bear fruit within three to 10 minutes.

"Hey hey hey." The second prince Jiang looked at the one-acre field full of vegetables, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud, and his elegant and romantic temperament was completely shattered.

"What makes you so happy?" A voice next to him suddenly rang out.

"I can be sure that I will be a local tyrant again in the future."

Lin Xuan twitched the corners of his mouth. It's really weird to be a local tyrant among ordinary people if you practice cultivation these days. "Okay, after this little cave, you have plenty of time to study. Now it's time to figure out the most important thing, come over and eat grilled fish." Lin Daochang paused here, and then slowly said: "I'll talk about the front, fish I baked it, you have to eat it for me no matter what."

The second prince Jiang was a little wary when he heard this, turned his head to look at Lin Xuan, and then said, "Taoist, did you follow the barbecue recipe next to you when you grilled the fish?"

Lin Xuan nodded naturally: "Of course. I followed the steps."

"I'm relieved. It's okay, I'll definitely eat it." The second prince Jiang smiled. He took it for granted that as long as he grilled according to the recipe, it would be impossible to find something too unpalatable.

But the facts gave him an extremely cruel blow.

Looking at the grilled fish in front of him, which was almost as good as Baimao's grilled fish, the Second Prince Jiang doubted the IQ of a Taoist priest for the first time.

Lin Xuan suddenly became angry from embarrassment.With a slumped face, he picked up the fish and put it near Jiang Heihua's mouth: "Eat."

Jiang Shibo twitched the corner of his mouth, is it too late to repent now?

"Hey, I'd better bake it myself."

Lin Daozhang raised his eyebrows: "Hurry up and eat."

"No, no, that, this time I'm here to bake, and I'll bake one for you by the way. It's guaranteed to be better than this!" Hei Hua refused to obey, he couldn't be stupid enough to poison himself to death.

Seeing Jiang Shibo's reaction, Lin Xuan smiled instead of anger, but in Jiang Shibo's eyes, that smile almost made his hairs stand on end.Just when Jiang Heihua couldn't help but want to withdraw, Lin Daqipa took a big bite of the grilled fish in his hand, then grinned at Jiang Heihua, stretched out his other hand and pressed Jiang Shibai's back of the head, Move forward!

It was not until a piece of grilled fish was forcefully stuffed into his mouth, and then pushed deep into the root of his tongue by a soft and powerful tongue that he had to swallow the piece of fish, did Prince Jiang second react from the sudden attack.In an instant, Jiang Shibai's face turned from white to red, and then to black.It's that kind of pitch black!

"Big, bold, tricky, and humble!!"

Jiang Shibai gritted his teeth word by word, the aura all over his body became frantic because of extreme shame and anger.

At this time, Lin Daochang was also standing there stupidly, he also had his own iceberg face darkened, feeling a bit like a bolt from the blue—how could he be like that just now? !

Then an astonishing murderous aura struck, Lin Xuan drew his sword and blocked it without thinking.Then he came back to his senses, and seeing the distraught man opposite, his heart suddenly became a little strange from the shock and entanglement just now, as if he had been scratched by Baimao's little paw the size of a thumb.

Itchy.

bump! !

Several palm-sized stones exploded around Lin Xuan.

Lin Daozhang twitched the corners of his mouth, what he felt just now must be an illusion.This black flower is really too cruel, didn't he just feed fish?

"It's yours to eat."

Lin Xuan explained seriously while running.The result ushered in a more violent attack.

Grinding his back molars, Jiang Shibai said, "I didn't let you use, mouth, hey, me, eat!!"

Lin Xuan: "..." I knew I was wrong, so I hid first.

And at this time, Baimao secretly sighed while watching his murderous master being hunted down by the murderous mistress while grilling his third fish.

"Aww." The dog boy who showed affection.

The title of this chapter is also known as: #论食鱼的正确方法##This is definitely not a forced kiss! #

#麻麻刻不必须我的货源## From then on, I am a real local tyrant! #