Zombie Farmhouse

The Second Prince Jiang rarely showed such aloofness in front of others, but as long as he showed such a look, he would naturally be able to frighten the people he wanted to frighten.

That cultivator probably hasn't been called a 'bitch' and hypocritical since he was a child, and it's probably the first time in so many years.So that person was beaten, scolded, and stunned. Then, when he realized it, the two people he wanted to sneak attack but failed to sneak attack had disappeared.

But there seems to be something weird going on up front?It seems that many people are yelling?

In fact, there were indeed many cultivators yelling and cursing in front of them.Not because they were fighting each other, nor because they were attacked and counter-attacked, but because when they were seriously fighting each other to decide life and death, two people suddenly appeared next to them and were fishing for the surface of the sea with a large fishing net. on the fish!

Because the huge waves just overturned many fish on the bottom of the sea to the surface of the sea, it is natural that there are many dead and half-dead fish in this sea.An ordinary fishing boat would be overjoyed to see so many fish passing by here, but for cultivators like them, this is completely unremarkable, and it has nothing to do with them whether they are dead or alive.

But the problem is, there is such a weird guy among them who wants to use these fish as free fry and food, and there is an even weirder guy next to this weird guy who is still helping him, so that when they are fighting to death Suddenly they will be blocked by a frightening black sword. When they are extremely alert, the owner of the sword will hold his paralyzed iceberg face and say:

"Excuse me, wait until we have finished catching the fish, and then you can fish."

The two people who are desperately working: "..." Nima!Can you still make people happy to fight like this? !

By the time Jiang Shibo and Lin Xuan sloppyly netted almost all the fish in the sea, those who had been fighting in a group had silently stopped fighting, and instead stood aside, watching with unkind eyes. these two people.

Jiang Shibai raised his head and met these ferocious gazes directly, then the corner of his mouth twitched.He particularly believed that if it wasn't for the incredible strength of the dead Taoist priests, these people might be able to swarm up and beat the two of them to death.

Naturally, Lin Xuan would not be slower than Jiang Shibo, in fact, he was more sensitive to such malicious gazes.But because he has been followed by this kind of gaze 'enthusiastically' since the beginning, now, decades have passed, he has long been used to it and can even ignore them.

"Hey, the situation doesn't seem to be good." Jiang Shibai smiled calmly at those people with fierce eyes, and at the same time tugged Lin Xuan's sleeve fiercely.

Lin Daochang looked around, and then fell silent. Even people from the three sects looked at them like that?Uh, this is a little troublesome. "Is there enough fish?"

Jiang Shibo secretly rolled his eyes, "Enough is enough, there are still many alive, and they are already alive and kicking in the river."

Lin Xuan didn't think too much about why the sea fish was still alive and kicking in the river, but he knew that he could leave in this way.

"I count one, two, three."

The Second Prince Jiang nodded in agreement.

Then Wang Bin on the opposite side said angrily: "Lin Xuan, what do you mean?! Not to mention that you have won so many treasures by yourself, you actually secretly sent people here to ambush us?!" In the end, he only had time to take away one treasure from the 79th floor. Compared with Lin Xuan's appearance of almost returning with a full load, he was even more annoyed that he was unbalanced. Therefore, even if he knew about these ambush It wasn't brought by Lin Xuan, but he just put the blame on Lin Xuan.

"You are simply insane! If you don't give us an explanation today, don't even think about it?!"

Just when Wang Bin was getting more and more outrageous and energetic, Lin Daochang looked at him with some pity, and then said three words directly.

one two Three.

Then?Then Lin Xuan and Jiang Shibo, the two guys who fished in troubled waters, disappeared like an afterimage, and the speed was so fast that people were stunned.

"...Leaving." When Wang Bin said these three words in a daze, Lin Xuan and Jiang Shibo had already run away completely.The people around all twitched their mouths and looked at Wang Bin. Wang Bin felt so embarrassed, he didn't hold his breath, and vomited blood directly.

"Cough, fellow Daoist Wang, please pay attention to your body. After all, you are the only one supporting the current generation of the Wang family. Brother Rong has already fallen, so you must not fall." Su Yu said a hypocritical scene beside him, just He turned around and left with a group of Kunlun disciples and elders.This trip has been quite rewarding, let's go back quickly to see how we can maximize our benefits.

Then people left one after another to clean up.

In the end, only the Wang family remained.

Wang Bin's face was so gloomy that water dripped out. Just when he was gritting his teeth and wanted to say something, a silvery-white glint flashed across the sea.It attracted his attention, and after he went down to find the silver-white glowing thing, Wang Bin's original gloomy face disappeared completely, replaced by a crazy and extremely excited look, It seems that he will soon be able to see the picture of himself dominating the entire world.

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At this time, Jiang Shibai and Lin Xuan, who were riding a white jade boat breaking the clouds, had already reached the eastern part of the Qinling Mountains.Jiang Shibo thought for a while and finally asked where the dead Taoist's hometown was, only to find that the two of them lived very close to each other—although one was in the east and the other was in the northwest, they were all in the Qinling Mountains anyway, weren't they?

"Your house is on the top of the mountain in front, right? Those three phantom formations and the final killing formation are very good, who arranged them?" Jiang Shibai slowly let Poyun Zhou fly to that mountain.

Lin Xuan raised his eyebrows: "Why can't it be arranged by me?"

"Come on, you can't even break through the predicament before, who will believe you? And you, at first glance, are the kind of slashers who only know how to practice every day." The tone of speech is quite casual.Hearing this, Lin Daochang didn't feel despised, but the corners of his mouth rose slightly, with a gentleness in his tone that he didn't know.

"My elder brother arranged it." After Lin Xuan finished speaking, he paused for a long time before saying, "Come in and have a seat?"

Jiang Shibai's eyes widened suddenly, then he shook his head again, shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile and said, "It's better not to. I'm a thousand-year-old zombie who goes to sit in a Taoist family. Even if I believe you, I'm afraid that others will give me away directly." It was chopped off by a sword."

Lin Xuan was a little unhappy when he heard this.He really wants to say that his family is very good. Although the eldest brother is a bit sinister, the second brother is a bit of a bandit, his father and grandfather are not very reliable, and his aunt is a bit weird, but they are all very good.As long as he invites guests and friends, they will welcome them.

But these words were not spoken in the end.

Lin Xuan finally nodded to Jiang Shibai, grabbed the white hair that was about to grab Jiang Shibai's body, and jumped off the Yunpo boat, and the Lin family's ancestral house was below.

Looking at the jumping figure, Jiang Shibo couldn't help but smile slightly, and listening to the sound of soldiers and horses coming from below, he drove away in Poyunzhou with the corners of his mouth raised.

At this time, neither Lin Xuan nor Jiang Shibo thought that they missed this opportunity, and it would be a long time before Jiang Shibo came to the Lin family's ancestral house next time.

It didn't take long for Jiang Shibo to fly over the valley of the king's tomb.On the way, he was lucky enough to meet a plane. Seeing the little boy lying by the window with his mouth open enough to put down an egg, the second prince greeted him happily.

It turned out that the little boy wet his pants in excitement?

Jiang Shibo didn't think much about it.He just thinks that this valley is very beautiful when viewed from the sky.

Landing steadily, Jiang Shibai arrived at the entrance of the king's tomb in the cloud breaking boat.Then he saw the difference in the king's tomb at a glance—there were two decent guards standing at the entrance? !

After going up, Jiang Shibai stuffed the white jade breaking cloud boat into his sleeves, walked to the entrance, and when he was about to say something, the two soldiers hammered their chests together, and said without looking sideways: "Welcome the Second Highness to return to the palace!"

Jiang Shibo: "..." Why doesn't this feeling feel good at all but rather weird?

With a sullen face, Jiang Shibo walked all the way from the gate to the bedroom, and then listened to "Welcome the Second Highness to the palace" all the way.When he could bear it no longer, he finally saw his relatives who were gathering to eat instant noodles.

Jiang Shibo twitched the corners of his mouth, he felt that either his eyes were dazzled or the minds of the Taoist priests on the opposite side had broken their minds. Nima wished that the guys who ate bowl after bowl would honestly get together to eat instant noodles? !

"...Is the family poor enough?" Jiang Shibo said stiffly. "I remember that when I left, I gave Wen Yuan a card connected to online banking with a balance of 40."

As soon as these words came out, it was like a bomb thrown into a calm lake, and instantly stimulated the king, queen, princess, and eldest prince who were eating honestly.These four people worked together to drag Jiang Shibo into the midst of them and began to complain and complain.

"Son, a mere four hundred thousand yuan is so little. You lost one hundred thousand in three games, and your mother and queen won't let your father use the rest. Blind! That hateful woman!"

"Bai'er! You're back! That old bastard dares to take money to gamble! How exciting is a game where so many people grab a ball? It's not as good as those free TV romance dramas! But why are those TV shopping always not as good? Is what he said right? I bought something worth 5 yuan, but it didn’t work very well.”

"Little brother! You're back! Come and vent your anger on Big Sister! I saw an advertisement for Celebrity DreamWorks on TV, saying that if you give him 15 yuan, you can become a star, but he still hasn't called me back yet. Hey! It's a heinous crime!"

Hearing these words, Jiang Shibo silently calculated in his heart, even if this is the case, there should still be a hundred thousand, so it is not enough to eat instant noodles, right?

Looking up, the eldest prince said in a cold and domineering manner: "Hmph, I want to train soldiers and buy weapons and armor. How can a mere one hundred thousand be enough? Quickly bring some more money."

Jiang Shibo: "..." My heart is so tired, I feel that I will never love again.

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