Zombie Farmhouse

The time has turned to late autumn. In the depths of the Qinling Mountains, late autumn represents cold.

Jiang Shibo had been setting up the teleportation array in the valley for two days, and then he suddenly realized that he seemed to have a stuffy nose and a headache, and he was still struggling.

Prince Jiang Er was extremely shocked by this, he was so shocked that he didn't even do what he was doing, and rushed directly into the king's tomb, and ran to his mother and eldest sister.

"Sister, mother, I found out..." After Jiang Shibo rushed into the room, he couldn't wait to say that they might also get sick and catch a cold, but after he saw the picture that caught his eyes, he fell silent.

My mother and elder sister sat on the warm jade bed, wrapped in a thick silk quilt, sitting in front of the TV like two mountains, watching the dog-blood romance drama that was being broadcast.

And they even complained while watching.

"Ah, this woman is obviously a villain with a heart of snakes and scorpions! The white lotus woman actually believes her!"

"Tsk, you want to enter the palace as a queen with such scheming? Blind! Idiot!"

"Hey, queen mother, the hero's nose looks a bit like brother's, so it's passable. However, it really looks like brother is the most handsome. It would be great if he was the hero!"

Empress Jiang smiled proudly when she heard the words: "My son has the appearance of a fairy and the wisdom of a sage, so naturally he should be the protagonist! But if Abo is the protagonist, this kind of daughter-in-law who only knows about causing trouble and does not know the overall situation But don't...hmph, it's easy to drag her out and leave her in limbo!"

The eldest princess thought for a while and nodded fiercely at the side: "What the queen mother said is very true! Alas, in this troubled world, apart from the fact that my daughter can't find a good husband to rely on, there is also no gentle and intelligent man who can match my brother. Princess! Hey...how can I do this?"

Empress Jiang frowned, "...My son, there will definitely be women who will post like crazy bees and butterflies, but you! Tsk, don't watch this bloody and brain-dead drama! Come and talk about life with your mother!! Your whip Put it away for me in the future! Abo told me before that I was afraid that you would not be able to get married!"

Princess Jiang: "..." Good job Jiang Shibo!My old lady just praised you for looking good!You actually told your mother behind your back that I couldn't get married! !

Prince Jiang Er, who had already retreated to the door, bowed his head silently, er, forget it, it seems that the queen mother and elder sister will definitely take good care of their bodies, and there is no need to worry about them catching a cold.

Ah Choo! !

Fuck!Prince Jiang Er suddenly covered his mouth, turned around and ran away.Sure enough, a moment later, the eldest princess roared from the gate: "Jiang Er! Come here for this princess!!"

With great difficulty, the second prince Jiang ran out of the eldest princess' attack range, and ran into the eldest prince Jiang Shisong who was wearing a black leather jacket and leather pants, black wooden slippers, and black sunglasses.And the number one diehard Xia Hou who followed him was wearing a black t-shirt on the upper body, big black pants on the lower body, and black sneakers.

Jiang Shibo said with some difficulty: "...Brother...you are?" Is this the rhythm of going out to rob? !Obviously, I have already taught you the precautions for dressing, how can you still wear such a gangster and psychiatric style? !

Prince Jiang was in a good mood, waved his hands and said, "A lot more soldiers have woken up in the past two days, almost a hundred of them. I want to go out with Xia Hou to find a place where we can train soldiers at night, and wait for them to recover flexibly. It’s almost done, so let’s practice hard. Don’t worry, brother won’t be the boss of a gangster.”

Jiang Shibai complained silently in his heart, I don't feel at ease at all, how can I break it?

Then Jiang Shisong patted Jiang Shibai on the shoulder. Looking up, Jiang Shibai saw his elder brother with a rare serious face and said: "I know the priorities. Since you are working hard for our livelihood, I will naturally not let you You are in trouble. However, it would seem incompetent to let you take care of everything, so these days, Xiahou and I will inquire about more things in the mountains. Since we are no longer human, zombies naturally have the way of zombies. Maybe I can find them Some exercises that are helpful to the cultivation of zombies, others are not required, and we must always be able to walk in the sky."

Hearing this, Jiang Shibai first showed an expression of "my elder brother can't be so reliable", and then coughed dryly, feeling a little ashamed. He still ignored some important things, obviously he still didn't practice enough.

"Since that's the case, I'll leave everything to you brother." Jiang Shibai gave a long bow.

The eldest prince Jiang received this obeisance without feeling guilty, turned around and was about to leave domineeringly, but he heard the sinister younger brother say in a gentle voice: "But brother, since it is already night, the sunglasses Don’t wear it? Can you see clearly?”

Jiang Shisong: "..." My younger brother has always been so annoying! !

In the end, Jiang Shisong and Xiahou left the king's tomb amidst Jiang Shibo's earth-shattering sneeze, and Jiang Shibo rubbed his nose, thinking that he forgot to be careful with the elder brother, but the elder brother probably only went out for two or three days, probably not What's the matter?

Then Jiang Shibo turned around and went back to continue to set up the formation. It was just a little short of the last point. The teleportation formation should be ready tomorrow.It just so happened that he could walk from the teleportation array to City A to see a doctor.

When Prince Jiang walked back, he deliberately bypassed King Jiang and Shumei's house. He was sure that as soon as he appeared, his father would hold his sword and wail at him while wiping his neck.Tsk, isn't it the jade from Banku!He didn't even say that every time he runs the teleportation array, he will need a piece of jade!

"... Sigh, I'm so short of money." Second Prince Jiang sighed in frustration.

On the morning of the third day, Jiang Shibo, who had struggled all night, finally set up a teleportation formation from the valley of the king's tomb to the seaside.However, the completion of the entire teleportation array still requires him to set up a teleportation port on that piece of land. Otherwise, if there is only one in the valley, it is easy to deviate, and if it is not done, it will be directly teleported to the sea... Well, just like him now .

The Second Prince Jiang was wearing a white sweater and jeans, and stood expressionlessly in the cold sea below his neck. He rubbed his forehead, feeling that today was not going well for some reason.

I was forced to sink into the sea early in the morning or something, so heartbroken.And he also suspected of having a cold.

Jiang Shibai looked up at the rising sun obliquely above, and couldn't understand why he still caught a cold after flying stiff for thousands of years.

In the distance came the exclamation of the old men and women who came out for morning exercises:

"Ah! Come here, old man! A young man seems to have committed suicide by jumping into the sea!"

"Oh, call the police! Call the police! Tsk, let me say that this place is evil! There are always one or two people who jump into the sea or the mountain every month!"

"Hey, you don't understand this! The geomantic omen of this place is okay, but it's too cloudy. According to my guess, this place is counted as 'double yin' in a hundred miles. If someone in a bad mood comes here, Those who will be affected will commit suicide directly!"

"Bah! You old wretch! Last time you said that I would definitely have a granddaughter-in-law within three months! What happened! My eldest grandson brought a man home!!"

Prince Jiang Er in the sea far away: "..." It really wasn't a very good morning.

Five minutes later, the Second Prince Jiang walked ashore like a water ghost, and trembling, he prepared to take a taxi to the hospital.

However, he suddenly saw a somewhat familiar figure on the land of his home.Immediately stopped.

At this time, the figure had already turned around, and after seeing Jiang Shibai's appearance, that figure showed...a disgusted expression.

Jiang Shibo suddenly felt heartbroken.

Step forward in anger!

"You are standing on my land! Have you paid the fee?!"

Lin Xuan twitched the corners of his mouth, and then said expressionlessly: "I only know that parking fees must be paid for parking, so why do you have to pay parking fees?"

The Second Prince Jiang gritted his teeth: "I am the master of my territory!"

Uncle Lin twitched the corner of his mouth again.Then he took out a talisman paper from his pocket and pasted it on Prince Jiang's head.

"...Do you think I'm a zombie! Stick a talisman on my forehead!! Have you eaten your letter?!" The second prince Jiang looked at the talisman that moved as he spoke, and finally couldn't help but explode.Beat him to death!Be sure to use seawater to make ice cubes and stab him to death! !

Just when Jiang Shibai was about to act like this, he felt his clothes and body warming up slowly, causing him to pause in his vicious movements.Looking up, a little silly: "What kind of talisman is this?" Why hasn't he seen a talisman paper with this effect?

Lin Daochang paused, and said with some distaste: "The second brother asked me to help make the daily talisman, to please the second sister-in-law... Yours is a drying talisman. Besides, you can't eat me, so stop dreaming."

Prince Jiang Er opened his mouth slightly, "The talisman paper can still be used like this."

Lin Daochang straightened his back, his eyes turned cold: "That's natural. It can be seen that you are an old antique."

Old Antique said that he was so stimulated by this sentence that he wanted to kill someone.

"Okay, this talisman will be your fee." Jiang Shibo waved his hands not to argue with this unsympathetic guy: "Why did you come here?" I didn't know who left so simply before .

Lin Xuan looked at Jiang Shibo for a while, as if he was considering whether to tell him the reason for coming here.Just when the Second Prince Jiang got a little impatient and was about to turn around and leave, Lin Xuan said, "I was patrolling the mountain just now... but I suddenly felt a weak 'power of black jade' from here, so I came to check it out. "

Jiang Shibo raised his eyebrows: "Isn't that Xuanyu fake before? You're still chasing that thing? What's wrong with this mountain? I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Why are you patrolling the mountain? You know, this is my mountain already. , can you patrol around casually?"

Hearing these words, Lin Xuan turned his head expressionlessly, "It's not the fake Xuanyu, but the real soul essence Xuanyu. I felt it when I was exploring the mountain just now, but it's gone now... the mountain is considered to be Your family, you can't stop me from investigating."

The smile on Jiang Shibo's face froze immediately, and after taking a deep breath, he smiled again: "Okay, I won't stop you. But you still have to pay for the ticket."

Lin Daochang frowned suddenly, turned his head and said righteously: "How can a person who cultivates Dao value money so much?"

Jiang Heihua looked at him and smiled without saying a word.

Lin Daochang: "Forget it, I'll take you to see a doctor. Then go to the building materials market to help you bargain, how about not paying for tickets in the future?" There is no way to reason with money-heavy black flowers, and it is more cost-effective to directly talk about benefits.

Sure enough, Jiang Heihua's eyes lit up: "Deal! I won't charge you if you enter the mountain in the future!"

With a twitch of veins on Lin Xuan's forehead, he turned around and left.The fart of the deal, it is obvious that he lost a lot, why did he take this black flower to the building materials market?Obviously he is busy as hell!Haven't patrolled the mountains to dig treasures to find Xuanyu yet!