Zombie Farmhouse

Credentials are an amazing profession.

It is very profitable and can appear extremely tall; at the same time it is very dangerous and can be suppressed like a street mouse.

It's just that since ancient times, snakes have snakes and rats have ways of rats. Because of its huge profits and dangers, anyone who has engaged in this profession can always develop a good ability to appear and disappear, see all directions, and listen to all directions.So from this point of view, I have to say that this occupation is really a good occupation that exercises both body and mind.

Jiang Shibo looked at the sly-eyed man who suddenly appeared in front of him, and thought that this was an ordinary person who he only discovered lately with his perception, and felt a little speechless.

Although he already knew from the Internet that applying for a certificate is a very magical profession, it was not until he experienced it himself that he fully understood that this profession is really interesting.

The sly-eyed certificate applicant was so startled by the second prince's expression that he couldn't hold back and wanted to run away, but his professional ethics told him that he must hear the answer, otherwise he would have trouble with money.And to have trouble with money is to have trouble with himself, but no one would have trouble with himself, so the vicious eyebrows have persisted until now.To his delight, he also got the answers he wanted to hear.

Immediately, the eyes of Zeimeishu relaxed, and he wanted to pat Jiang Shibai on the shoulder to connect his feelings, but the second prince avoided him without a trace, and the eyes of Zeimeishu froze and said in a low voice: "Brother, do you really want to apply for a certificate?" ?” It seems that you are not a plainclothes here, how can a policeman grow his hair like this?And the expression that if you touch me, my little brother will trample you to death?

Therefore, even though he was a little apprehensive, he persisted.

Jiang Shibo nodded again when he heard the questioning question, "If you can help me, money is not a problem."

Thief-eyed and mouse-eyed smiles immediately upon hearing the words, and this is the sentence they like to hear most in this line of work.So the sly-eyed certificate applicant patted himself on the chest without even thinking about it, "Brother, don't worry about my work! I will also throw a word at you, as long as you have money, I can issue any kind of certificate for you." !!"

Jiang Shibo also smiled when he heard the words. As a local tyrant, this is the sentence he likes to hear the most.

"Then what, why don't we go to my house to talk? It's not very convenient here, brother, don't worry, my house is safe! There are different people in the front, back, left, and right!" Seeing that the fire is almost ready, Zeimeishu hurriedly proceeded to the next step of invitation, Prince Jiang Er didn't really want to wait for the car here, so he nodded and followed him after thinking about it.

Sneaky eyebrows and mouse eyes sneaked along the way to a small courtyard with the upright Jiang Shibo. Before entering, Jiang Shibai found that there were people watching the wind on the four sides of the small courtyard. .

Without any hesitation, Jiang Shibo entered the base camp of evil eyebrows and mouse eyes. Jiang Shibo took a look at the living room where the guests were received, and then sat down at the main seat, just like sitting on his black jade sacrificial seat. As soon as I sat down, a bastard aura that I have in the world spread out.Shengsheng shocked the group of passers-by who followed in.

And among a group of witnesses with treacherous eyebrows, there was one who stood out from the crowd.The man had dark skin, rough facial features, and a bear-like body. If one didn't look carefully, someone would really take him for a bear at night.

But now it was broad daylight. Although this man was darker and stronger, he was still handsome. The second prince immediately thought of General Xiahou who was resurrected today.Although this bear-like man was no match for Xiahou, it was enough to be Xiahou's striker.

At the same time, that bear-like man was also looking at Jiang Shibo.

His mood at this time was extremely shocking, because he found that when the man sat in the seat that only he could sit for granted, he himself could not feel the slightest bit of anger, but took it for granted.

This unscientific! !

Xia Houxiong roared in his heart.However, the expression on his face was quite calm, and there was even a hint of kindness showing weakness that he himself could not detect.

"Sir, Shuda didn't offend you before, did he? If he did, I hope you don't mind. After all, we are a small business, and he has never seen anything in the world."

Jiang Shibai felt Xia Houxiong's psychology very keenly at this time, so he sat on the main seat and smiled lightly.That smile was like the sun at the beginning of winter, it seemed to warm people's hearts.

"It's okay, I really want to apply for a certificate."

When a certain next high priest decides to fool people, even an extremely vigilant wolf can be deceived by his smile, thus revealing his harmless belly.Xia Houxiong was not as vigilant as a wolf, so he naturally confirmed that the second prince was harmless.

So Xia Houxiong also laughed heartily: "What certificate do you want to apply for, sir? We can apply for any certificate. I think you have good luck, sir, so I can give you a half discount."

Jiang Shibo nodded in satisfaction upon hearing this.Then looking at Xia Houxiong, he suddenly thought, if standing opposite him at this time is that ruthless person in black clothes, black sword, black hair, and black eyes that is almost dark to the bone, I am afraid that the person smiling at him is the most likely It's not to release goodwill, but to raise that black sword, right?

Well, I always feel that the black sword looks familiar.

"Are all the certificates you got here true?" Jiang Shibai suppressed his thoughts about Lin Xuan, and then asked Xia Houxiong seriously.

Xia Houxiong was not at all surprised when he heard the words, and immediately sat down on the second chair and said, "That depends on what kind of certificate you want to apply for, sir? And how much you can afford."

Hearing this sentence, Prince Jiang Er laughed again.He already got the answer he wanted.

So Jiang Shibo began to reach out and take out his sleeves, halfway through, he suddenly found that his cuffs were too small, he pursed his lips in displeasure, and then started to take out his windbreaker.

Xia Houxiong looked at the young man who was only about 24 or [-] years old on the opposite side and kept taking out the windbreaker, and couldn't help thinking, what will this person take out for him in the windbreaker?A wad of money?a check?Or a template profile?

It's just that no matter what Xia Houxiong thought, he never imagined that what the second prince Jiang took out from his arms would be a big golden brick.

Xia Houxiong rubbed his eyes calmly after seeing the gold brick. He must have been crazy about gold, that's why he saw a big gold brick that could kill someone being pulled out from his arms.

It was after he rubbed his eyes that the golden brick was still there, as was the long-haired young man.Immediately the whole person is not well.

"...What kind of certificate do you want to apply for? Let me tell you first, I can't get a certificate for a senior official above the fourth rank. Don't embarrass me."

In Xia Houxiong's opinion, if such a big gold brick is taken out, he will definitely not be allowed to apply for an ordinary fourth-level or sixth-level certificate. It must be the kind of certificate that can kill people and sell goods!Although he has a little background, he will definitely not be ignorant of the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth.

Just when Xia Houxiong was thinking hard about how to reject this big golden brick, the second prince Jiang Shibai said: "I want to get an ID card, really; a degree certificate and files, really. If possible, after Within a month, you will give me four ID cards and a household registration book. They are all real, can I do it?"

Xia Houxiong looked at the golden brick in front of him, thinking about what he just heard, he couldn't react for a while.Just when Jiang Shibo was about to speak again, he suddenly reacted, immediately took the gold brick with bear-like hands, took a hard bite to confirm it was true, and said directly without pausing: " What's so difficult about this! I can get you an ID card within a day, give me a month's time for degree certificates and files, and I can get you a household registration book as soon as you buy a house! Moreover, I I can guarantee with my personality that these are all true!"

Jiang Shibo looked at the excited Xia Houxiong, paused and said, "Use your little brother as a guarantee, it's more believable."

Xia Houxiong: "..." Nima, can you still have a happy transaction by saying this? !

A day later, the second prince Jiang happily stuffed his brand new ID card into his sleeve, and left in the bus with a smile like a warm breeze and drizzle.

And after he left, Xia Houxiong couldn't help but grinned when he saw the million-dollar gold nugget in the small courtyard!Even if the last guy surnamed Jiang took 50 yuan in cash from him, he would have made a net profit of 50 yuan!Even if that Jiang made him swear by his little brother, he would have made a net profit of 50!No loss!

Thief-eyed and mouse-eyed counting his dividends beside him, he was very happy, but he suddenly froze a bit while talking, and secretly asked his boss with some uncertainty:

"Boss, my little brother has been having a question that I don't quite understand. I hope the boss can explain it to my little brother!"

Xia Houxiong was in the right mood at this time, he waved his hand indifferently: "Ask."

"Although that Mr. Jiang made us a lot of money, I can't figure out how he extracted such a large piece of gold from that seemingly flat windbreaker?! This is unscientific! Also, he ended up walking away with fifty bundles of cash in a plastic bag, but I couldn't see the plastic bag when he got to the door! Did he put that thing in his arms too?! His windbreaker How could it be possible to stuff so many things?!"

Xia Houxiong froze when he heard the words, he had actually discovered this doubt a long time ago, but he had seen the world after all, and thought that it would be terrible if he really thought too much, so he tried his best not to let himself think too much.Just as he was about to remind his younger brother that he shouldn't ask, he suddenly slapped his hands, "I know! That man must be a ninja or a magician! Tsk! No wonder I think his long hair is so special! "

Xia Houxiong: "..." Forget it, let the younger brother... imagine it freely!

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At this time, on the bus from Lingquan Town to City A, Prince Jiang Er was in a slightly bad mood.Because he found that this bus does not seem to be a good car, although it is a new car.

There are only 21 people in the 21-seat bus, including the driver.Among the [-] people, eight or nine were sitting in front of the car and surrounding the door.

Jiang Shibo narrowed his eyes slowly, as if, if something happened, the eight or nine people sitting there must be blocking the door.

Moreover, he also noticed that a certain old man who sat together in front of him could be sure that it was a group of people without looking carefully was holding a large black iron birdcage, and at this moment in that birdcage was a bird. The whole body was pitch-black, and even the eyes were pitch-black. The crow was staring at him with those blind eyes, motionless.

"...The checkmate black crow..." Jiang Shibo looked at the black crow and raised his brows slightly. "It's a big disaster. If everything goes wrong, you will die."

"It really is a black car." Prince Jiang turned his head to look out the window and muttered, "It's still an unlucky black car."