Zombie Farmhouse

Jiang Shibo and Lin Xuan walked into the VIP room when neither side liked the other very much.

Under Lin Xuan's surprised eyes, Jiang Shibo skillfully turned on the computer, and directly searched Taobao on the Baidu page, and opened this godlike website that could refresh his three views again.

After Jiang Shibo turned on the computer and turned his head, he saw Lin Xuanzheng looking at him with a strange look, with a slight sense of contempt for IQ, the second prince expressed his displeasure: "What do you think?"

Forgive him for being unable to resist using his native dialect when he is in a bad mood, I believe it is the same no matter who he is.

Uncle Lin frowned after hearing these three words, and without saying anything else, he directly pulled a chair from the side and sat down next to the computer, and said without any reason: "What the hell are you? You have a rotten smell on you. It's very contradictory. And your eldest sister should be a zombie, right?"

Jiang Shibai paused slightly when he heard the words, looked sideways with slightly slender eyes, raised the corners of his mouth as if mocking: "Oh? Why didn't I know? If that's the case, are you going to kill my eldest sister with a sword?"

Lin Xuan is completely unaffected by ridicule. This person's defense against words is stronger than the corner of a city wall. He doesn't know what cynicism is by nature, so he frowned in disgust: "I don't have that time." The evil spirit is too heavy, and now he has cultivated his moral character, so he will not kill the enemy. Of course, the heinous guy just needs to be stunned and thrown into the Wushan Devil Tower, and he doesn't need to do it himself.

Or how to say that natural black is darker than belly black?Although Xiaoshu Lin himself doesn't understand cynicism, his natural black is better than every well-designed cynicism.Prince Jiang Er was easily drawn into hatred.

"Hehe." Jiang Shibai stared at Lin Xuan for a long time with his narrow phoenix eyes, and finally said these two words.Through careful observation, he confirmed the lack of emotional attributes of this person, so it is very clear that it is useless to ridicule him at this time. It is better to learn Taobao first and then directly slap this person with a gold brick on the head. will be bigger.

However, the word "hehe" is the most versatile expression of all kinds of negative emotions in today's speech. Even a person whose attack power is as strong as Uncle Lin's defense feels a little uncomfortable.

"...what do you want to buy? Hurry up. I have other things to do."

Jiang Shibo clicked on the option of mobile phone without hesitation, and was dazzled by all kinds of mobile phones, but as a senior rich man, the second prince would not have choice phobia.The truth they believe in is always "don't buy the right one, only buy the expensive one" and "because the expensive one is the right one!" These two truths.

So after the second prince eliminated a few stores that obviously looked like scams, he simply chose a three-star mobile phone with a price of around [-] yuan.Then, under Uncle Lin's twitching eyes, he clicked the mouse a few times and settled on five.

"...Why didn't you choose the one-bitten fruit?" Uncle Lin said, "That's the most popular one now." Many Lin's children in his family would rather pretend to be ordinary people and play for a month or two for this phone. Work to buy one.

As a result, Jiang Shibo heard the expression of you doubting my IQ: "Is something with a missing icon a good thing? It's not as good as a star. However, I heard from Qi Shan that the most important thing about a mobile phone is actually It is resistant to falling, or I will buy a Nokia."

After finishing speaking, he was about to search for the Brick phone, but was stopped by Uncle Lin: "That's all right, I'll teach you how to pay."

Then, Lin Xuan demonstrated to Jiang Shibo how to write the address, how to enter the online banking, how to get the password, and finally click OK.

Jiang Shibo was speechless for a while after following such simple steps, "That's it?" If that's the case, does he still need to be taught?

Lin Xuan looked at a certain zombie with such a simple expression on his face, and activated the natural black mode: "It's so simple, you still don't know it."

Jiang Shibai: "...you talk too much. You will definitely get stuck eating today."

Lin Xuan shook his head seriously: "I never talk when I eat. However, if it is not simpler, most people will not be able to buy things. There are relatively few people like you."

As a result, the second prince's mood immediately improved. Although the person who said this kind of veiled praise for IQ may not have noticed it himself, he still reluctantly accepted it.

"Okay, thank you for this. The rest will be fine."

Lin Xuan frowned slightly, feeling a feeling of being demolished by crossing the river.So he threw out a sentence that made the second prince feel bad.

"Actually, the biggest problem is not the mobile phone or the bank card, but that you don't have an ID card. If you are a criminal, you can't do anything you want."

Prince Heihu Jiang Er said that this Taoist priest didn't have a few good words at all!People are born to hate evil and ghosts.

"I don't need you to worry about that. I have my own way." Jiang Shibai showed a usual smile, "It's getting late, I'm going to rest, next time, forget it, I don't want to talk about it, it won't be effective."

Lin Xuan knew the meaning of this person's last sentence almost immediately. This person wanted to tell him that he would see you next time, but he just finished saying this sentence less than an hour ago. Now they are face to face, so , it is better not to say anything.

Uncle Lin also felt that the time was almost up. Originally, he had abducted here on a whim. Now, it was time to go back to the Lin family's seminar.Well, it shouldn't be too late... Anyway, he never talked much.

So Uncle Lin didn't feel anxious at all, and casually nodded to Jiang Shibai and left.Before leaving, Jiang Shibai was slightly taken aback by his back, which was as straight as a pine tree.A person's character can be seen from the back view. This person's temperament is better than bending and has a clear love and hate.

Thinking of the distinction between love and hate, Jiang Shibo laughed.This person clearly lacks emotion, so how could he be able to distinguish between likes and hates?

Shaking his head, the Second Prince Jiang turned his attention back to Taobao, an artifact, and then clicked freely, and then...he was refreshed.

"Everything is sold here." Jiang Shibo sighed in surprise.Not only all kinds of knowledge and skill books, but also the experience of people with different specialties, as well as all kinds of strange items.

Back then, private sales of salt, iron, and weapon making methods were absolutely prohibited, but now, aside from salt, all kinds of weapons are available on Taobao.The second prince even discovered the magical artifacts, jade artifacts, and talismans that were said to be consecrated!

But when Jiang Shibai clicked in with enthusiasm and rare excitement, he was instantly poured cold water when he saw those talismans and magic tools, which was unbearable! !

The second prince almost smashed the mouse—not to mention that those jade objects have not been consecrated at all, and the jade is also of extremely low quality.And the magic weapon doesn't have the slightest aura. If someone really uses it to fight with ghosts and demons, they will die in hell after taking it out!The most unforgivable thing is that these talismans are all wrong in terms of sentences. In this way, if the evil spirits cannot be exorcised, they will cause disasters instead!

Jiang Shibo was literally on fire.Taking a closer look, the most expensive items in this shop are jade and magical artifacts, while talismans are much cheaper, but they are only one hundred yuan each.The second prince suddenly felt that this person cheated other people's money, and the method he came up with was even more convenient than he thought. He sneered, logged in directly, bought a hundred talismans one by one, and decided that the talismans would arrive in three days. , he will give this store a hundred negative reviews one after another.

Hehe, the reason is that the talismans are useless, and his house is still full of zombies.

The second prince was thinking very happily, so he didn't notice the store manager Qi Qinghei who came up to observe him quietly from the back door, and heard a voice in his ear: "You really like to give people bad reviews..." This faint sigh.

Jiang Shibo was about to kill him, but when he heard that it was Qi Qing, he turned his head in dissatisfaction: "Don't do this, haven't you heard that people scare people to death? Besides, all the talismans in this shop are fake, since he cheated My money, is there anything wrong with my bad review?"

Qi Qing twitched the corner of his mouth, held back for a long time and finally said: "But there will be no one like you who knows it's fake, and will take the initiative to give money to others, and then leave a bad review!! You have a lot of money Burn it!" It's not a problem of burning too much money, the problem is why don't you burn it to me? !That's a solid 1 yuan!

The second prince Jiang smiled slightly when he heard this reason: "Money is something outside of the body, so don't take it too seriously. Xiaoqing."

Qi Qing barely made a move, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "That's because you don't have any shortage at all!! I won't tell you anymore!! The soup is ready! Come down and drink the soup!!"

So Jiang Shibo looked at Qi Qing's back in anger, and charmingly clicked another tag at will.When he turned his head to look at the computer, he was instantly blinded by the local tyrant.

"..." Why would something so secretive and evil be sold on Taobao openly! !

The second prince looked at the ecstasy shapes and wretched movements of the utensils, and directly unplugged the computer with no expression on his face.Although he already knew about it at his age, the problem is that the High Priest of the Ukrainian Kingdom has always dedicated himself to the heaven and the earth from body to heart, and must maintain all kinds of purity.So, the thing just now was really a little shocking.

Walking from upstairs to downstairs with no expression on his face, the second prince Jiang was still trying to clear the picture from his mind, only to see that fellow Qi Shan sitting by the dining table, holding a duck head in his hand. The duck neck greeted him:

"Little Ginger! This soup is so delicious!! Come and eat Laoya Soup! I like eating heads the most!"

Jiang Shibo: "..."

Quietly looking at the duck's head and neck, the second prince calmly turned and went upstairs, leaving a faint sentence: "I don't have an appetite tonight, so I won't eat. Take your time."

Qi Shan: "?" He looked at Qi Qing, meaning what's wrong?

Qi Qing shrugged, who knows?Literary and artistic local tyrants are always so incomprehensible.

And Jiang Tuhao, who went upstairs, said that he no longer wants to go to Taobao these days.Well, it is said that there is Jingdong?