Zombie Farmhouse

Prince Jiang Er and the members of the Lin family met for the first time. On the surface, it seemed that they were quite harmonious.

Because even if Lin Xuandi, Hua Yu, and Lin Tianjiao each said a particularly unreliable sentence, when they entered the main house and saw them, the expression on Prince Jiang's face was still very decent and gentle.

"...Everyone is well."

Jiang Shibo nodded slightly.At this moment, Lin Xuan was standing next to Jiang Shibai with a dark face, exuding a domineering aura of "you guys who are in the way, join in the fun, hurry up and get out of here".

But what makes my uncle feel particularly speechless is that every member of the Lin family in the main house is a slick hob meat. These people have long been tired of watching Uncle Lin's cruel and indifferent expression, so they completely ignored Lin Xuan .

However, even so, these people still gasped in unison.

At this time, under Lin Xuan's cold and sharp contrast, Jiang Shibo standing next to him was set off to show the ordinary gentleness and nobility of Chaohu Lake. In addition, the moon-white robe and black long straight black hair made him look alive A figure walking out of the painting.

Lin Tianjiao was shocked by the beauty on the spot and shouted: "Oh my god! What day is it today! I can actually see such a beauty! And what's wrong with you, beauty?! A beauty like you deserves to be What kind of person can't do it, you want to follow my uncle?!"

As soon as Lin Tianjiao finished speaking, Lin Xuan kicked her out of the main house.Even if this is his eldest brother's eldest daughter, if she says something wrong, she will be beaten.

Jiang Shibo watched calmly as the girl in denim was kicked out of the house and then crawled back energetically. After a while, he chuckled lightly: "Your joke, I just came to see my people."

Lin Tianjiao was taken aback when he heard the words, "Ah? Don't you just go back and forth?"

Jiang Shibo continued to chuckle: "Girl, don't think too much, or you will get sick."

Lin Tianjiao: "..." She suddenly felt that her IQ and EQ were being despised.

Then Lin Tianjiao was slapped to the side by Lin Xuandi. Lin Xuandi carefully looked at Jiang Shibo up and down, left, right, and right, and then turned his head and exclaimed to his wife: "Daughter-in-law, come quickly! This man is good-looking and in good shape." , but the gender is wrong! Third child, are you planning to be the last child?"

A vein twitched on Lin Xuan's forehead, and when he was about to beat someone up, Second Aunt Lin hurried up and kicked her husband away. "You are Xiao Jiang? They are all joking with you, don't worry about it, because Lin Xuan never brings friends back, so we will look a little excited when we see you."

Jiang Shibai narrowed his eyes and nodded: "I know, don't worry, I will never take it to heart." It's as if it wasn't you who said that appearance is not important but character is important.

After hearing this, Hua Yu also laughed: "Oh, this character is really good."

Jiang Shibai smiled again: "You have a good personality too. I think it's very hard to take care of your family members on weekdays."

Hua Yu really smiled, glanced at the bandit leader next to him and nodded: "You are so caring, kid."

Lin Xuan next to him looked at the seemingly happy scene and turned his head and twitched his mouth fiercely. The second sister-in-law and second brother are really too optimistic. If that black flower has a good personality, then his personality can be said to be approachable .

Sure enough, at the next moment, Jiang Heihua, who had been smiling all the time, revealed the black water in his stomach, and he said directly to Lin Xuandi and his wife who were smiling happily: "The two of you are indeed a couple made in heaven. The head of the family will have a hard time. In addition, if you look at the age, I will be more than two hundred years old this year, so the two of you can save the name of the child."

Lin Xuandi and Hua Yu: "..." What did they hear just now? !

"...Are you more than 2000 years old?!" Lin Xuandi's voice suddenly raised several tones.Then Jiang Heihua nodded with a smile on her face: "Hehe, forgive me, I am relatively young. In addition, if there is nothing else, I will take a step ahead. I still have a family to manage, and I am a little busy."

Lin Xuan looked at the leaving figure wrinkling a handsome uncle's face, and next to him was Hua Yu who also wrinkled Aunt Mei's face. "Daughter-in-law, why did I just feel that guy was mocking me 'Idle ass hurts'?"

Hua Yu let out a chuckle: "I thought he was mocking me for growing old just now... Nima, I absolutely can't believe that a person who is more than 2000 years old still has the kind of face that is so tender that you can pinch water! This is not at all. science!!"

Then the two heard a cold, scumbag voice making up for them: "If you have free time to watch people talk and not fight monsters, isn't it just a pain in the ass to be idle? Besides, you are a Taoist, and you still believe in science? hehe."

After Lin Xiaoshu followed his black flower and left without saying a word, the three talking people in the main room looked at each other, and then the two Lin Xuan's aunt and sister-in-law who had been drinking tea in the corner spoke slowly.

"Hehe, is the second boy stupid? That handsome little boy just now is not a soft person... Hehehehe~ The old woman likes that kind of smart person who doesn't fight with blood, just like your dead uncle~ "

"Second brother and sister, after Xiaosan's wife comes in, let's discuss how to get along with him in harmony? At least let him think that we are normal people, and the stupid ones are all from the Lin family."

Hua Yu and Lin Xuandi were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and then Lin Tianjiao screamed weakly: "Oh, a black-bellied, tall, cold, beautiful boy! Please take a photo and kneel and lick! The queen pushes her all her life! The queen is my wife!" !!"

Mrs. Lin looked over indifferently, and Lin Tianjiao shut her mouth in an instant. "Tianjiao, you didn't take your medicine today? Xiaoyou said that nymphomaniacism is a disease. To be cured, do you need me to tell your father to send you to the back mountain to practice penance?"

Lin Tianjiao knelt down and grabbed his mother's thigh: "Mom! Don't do this! I'd rather go to Pudu Temple!"

The sister-in-law chuckled: "Then let you go to those monks who are nymphomaniac? In case you elope with a monk in the end, the monks of Pudu Temple can go around the Qinling Mountains and recite the "Great Compassion Mantra" for our Lin family."

Lin Tianjiao: "..." I blame Lin You for being so hateful that he showed her mother all the nympho novels and humanities! !But having said that, the third aunt just now is so beautiful, it is worthwhile for her to secretly take pictures!Although it seems to have been discovered haha.

At this time, Jiang Heihua, who was secretly photographed, had arrived at the back mountain of the Lin family with Lin Xuan.And before they arrived, Wen Yuan had already led the 91 people who were still alive to wait in front of the cave, as if they had sensed it.

When they saw the noble and elegant man in white walking step by step from a distance, some even knelt down with red eyes.

Then there is everyone's prostration.

Lin Xuan consciously stopped, watching the person beside him walking towards his clan members step by step.This kind of picture has a sense of vicissitudes of history, which always makes people unconsciously follow them back to their own era.

"Your Highness."

"Tsk, what age are you still kneeling? Get up and come back with me."

Just that last sentence eliminated most of the uneasiness and anxiety of the Jiang family present. The zombies stood up and began to giggle at their Second Highness. After being turned away in disgust, they easily gathered together , waiting for His Highness to take them home.

Although these days in the Lin family were treated with courtesy, it also made them fully understand how special they are and how out of tune with this world.Not to mention that they are completely different from ordinary people, even in the world of cultivation, these thousand-year-old zombies who have been resurrected from the dead are all "heterogeneous" who do not belong to the four clans and reincarnation.For them, only when they are with their own kind can they truly feel at ease.

"Your Highness, I haven't seen you for a long time. It's really my great pleasure to see you look as usual." Wen Yuan had a smile on his face, but at this moment his whole body was covered with a mixture of devil energy and spiritual energy, which made the smile appear Somewhat weird.

Jiang Shibai looked at him silently, then Wen Yuan smiled wryly, and knelt down to plead guilty: "I hope Your Highness will forgive me. Wen Yuan has fallen into a demon."

Jiang Shibo remained silent.Only when Wen Yuan's face turned pale did Jiang Shibo sigh: "Why are you bothering?"

"With your heart, I don't believe that you can't stop the demons." Therefore, Wen Yuan was too angry with those people in the cultivation world and wanted revenge, so he allowed the demons to invade and became what he is now.And his strength at this time is so fast that he is about to form a pill.

Wen Yuan froze, and then slowly relaxed after a while, "Wen Yuan was reckless... But, Wen Yuan has no regrets."

This sentence made the Second Prince Jiang very angry. If he and Uncle Lin hadn't found a suitable cultivation method for them, Wen Yuan would be promoted to the stage of transforming gods in the next ten years, and then?Then there is no after that, the cultivation of a half-enchanted person can only reach the stage of transformation into a god, and if he advances after that, he will definitely fail, and his soul will be destroyed.

"Hehe, I will let you practice hard with big brother when you go back." Don't you like revenge?Okay, let's go with the elder brother. From now on, the people on the elder brother's side will all have five steamed buns and a bowl of water every day, so don't even think about vegetables and meat in this life.

Wen Yuan inexplicably felt a little cold. He looked up at his Second Highness who was smiling and kind, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat. He felt that his treatment would be the lowest among the four in the future. I don't know what kind of abuse he would receive?He didn't think that the second prince would be fine if he smiled. The more he smiled, the more vengeful he felt.

Without hesitation, Wen Yuan and others were thrown into the Xiaodong Paradise to reunite with his elder brother. Jiang Shibo finally asked Lin Xuan for the bones of the ten dead people. These people seemed to be sleeping peacefully, but Lin Xuan Xuan knew very well that they would never have the chance to open their eyes again.

"Don't be too sad."

Jiang Shibo chuckled: "I'm not sad. They are just dead. They have been dead for thousands of years."

"I just decided to let the person who killed ten of them go down to accompany them. Since I have committed a crime, I must pay it back. Repaying grievances with virtue has never been my Jiang family."

Lin Xuan's expression remained unchanged upon hearing this.He has seen a lot of karmic reincarnation in the cultivation world, and you have seen a lot of killing him and you. There are disputes everywhere, and no place is a pure land.Therefore, Lin Daochang handed over the knife very simply: "Do you want me to help?"

Jiang Heihua chuckled twice: "You must not do anything, lest even you suffer."

He hadn't used the spell of speech, witchcraft, and curse for a long, long time, for fear that if he accidentally used it too far, it would harm that person's entire family.

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At this time, in front of the gate of the Lin family.

Lin Xuan looked at the spokespersons of various sects and families holding all kinds of treasures in their hands and wagging their tails with fawning expressions, and felt that his posture in meditation must be wrong today.

It's normal for someone to please them. After all, the Lin family is one of the three major families. Small sects and small families can seek refuge with them.It's also right to smile and flatter, as long as their strange flowers of the Lin family are deployed, they can destroy half of the cultivation world in a matter of minutes.But the question is why is it so wrong for the person they want to give gifts to please? !I came to the Lin family to give gifts to the Jiang family... When did the Jiang family become so close to their Lin family? !

"Tsk, go, go! Our family has nothing to do with the Jiang family! If you want to find them, go to their territory! Don't come here to bother us!!" Lin Xuan drove away with a big ring knife.

Then he heard the words that almost made his jaw drop in shock:

"Oh! How can you say that, Fellow Daoist Lin? Now who in the entire cultivation world doesn't know that the third master of your Lin family and the patriarch of the Jiang family have a good relationship and go in and out together! It is said that they will hold a Taoism within a year. What about the Comprehension Ceremony! If this doesn’t count, then the whole cultivation world doesn’t matter!”

Lin Xuandi was sluggish: "...my third younger brother is going to hold a Dao couple grand ceremony next year? With the Jiang family? Could it be that black-bellied kid?!"

"Oh! You said it yourself! Sure enough, we guessed right!!"

Lin Xuandi muttered to himself: "It's already at this level, why didn't that black-bellied kid admit it in front of us? Tsk, we need a family meeting when we go back!"

Then, under everyone's expectant eyes, Second Master Lin rushed back like flying a knife, and then roared something that everyone could hear:

"Brother! The third guy can't handle his own wife! Let's hurry up and figure out a solution together!!"

Back Mountain.

Lin Xuan sneezed violently.

Jiang Shibo inexplicably felt his whole body tremble.

...I always feel that something bad is about to happen, so I feel stuck.

Cultivators: Is it really okay for us to send gifts to the Lin family?Can the Lin family catch up with the Jiang family?

Cultivator No. [-]: I heard that Lin Qipa is very close to the Jiang family.

Cultivator No. [-]: Ah, it turns out that Lin Qipa has a very good relationship with the head of the Jiang family? !

Cultivator No. [-]: Hey, did Lin Qipa go in and out with the head of the Jiang family?

Cultivator No. [-]: Let me go, so it turns out that Lin Qipa and the patriarch of the Jiang family are Taoist couples?

Cultivator No. [-]: Holy crap, they are actually Taoist companions. Have you held a Taoist companion ceremony yet?

Cultivator No. [-]: Ah, are they going to hold a Dao Companion Ceremony next year?This is true!

Cultivators: Go to the Lin family!So they are so close.

Lin Xuandi: The third child is so boring that he didn't make it clear.

Cultivators: It really is true, even Lin Xuandi admitted it.