Straight man's goddess system

He Wei is an orphan, without father and mother, alone.So every time he came home from get off work, after Xinfan finished chasing, and the game crashed, he would think about how he would die in the end.

As big as an earthquake erupting, a tsunami shaking the sky, and zombies attacking, as small as choking to death after drinking water, walking, falling to death, staying up late and exhausted... Basically, he thought carefully about the death methods he could think of.

Just when he thought that no matter how he died, he would be able to deal with it calmly, he was cheated to death by a eunuch novel that he refused to finish!

It stands to reason that the psychological quality of an otaku shouldn't be so low. Now who dares to call himself an otaku, who hasn't read thousands of pits and stepped on thousands of thunders?

As the saying goes, there are as many eunuchs as there are dogs running around with bad tails.Those who have never seen a bad ending are embarrassed to say that they have read online articles, and those who have never met a eunuch cannot say that they are readers.

He Wei has been reading texts since junior high school, and he can be considered an experienced reader, and has long been accustomed to these.

He would search habitually every night before going to bed, and yesterday he did a routine search, and came across a novel by accident with a pretty good name.

——"The Dead".

The two words are simple and generous, and quite associative.

Today's novels are not as good as in the early years. The tall and righteous protagonists are already tired of watching, and the black-bellied and cunning male protagonists have risen rapidly, occupying a large area of ​​online literature.

The word "deadman" obviously refers to the protagonist. You can guess that this is the road to revenge of a tyrant without reading the text.He Wei is very good at this. Life is so tiring and life is so hard. It is a pleasure to read pictures when you have nothing to do. If you can enjoy it from the beginning to the end, it will not be in vain for him to spend a pack of instant noodles.

The author really wrote very well. At the beginning, the male protagonist's family was ruined.Having suffered so much, He Wei suddenly felt psychologically balanced.Not surprisingly, the male protagonist who forced Hara began to level up and slap his face to find enemies. After passing a map, he upgraded again and then slapped his face to continue looking for enemies... Such a cycle of repetition never tired, and He Wei also watched heartily and yelled happily.

In particular, the setting of the article is very interesting, the plot is ups and downs enough, and the rhythm can keep up with it. Apart from the fact that there are a lot of villains and each of them changes, there are almost no shortcomings!

He Wei watched it all night, and finally waited for the final ending. The biggest mystery of the full text is about to be revealed, and the peak duel between the hero and the perverts is about to begin!

He Wei, an otaku with a stagnant heart, is on fire!

At the end of the 240 nine chapters, when a big reversal was about to take place, he excitedly clicked on the next chapter.

And then... no more.

'Hello, dear reader, your favorite author hasn't been updated yet. Do you choose to throw a mine to wake him up, throw a grenade to blow him up, or use a rocket to make his bones disappear..."

Unexpectedly, at such a critical moment, a mouthful of old blood gushed out, and He Wei almost sprayed the computer all over his face.

He really wanted to talk about life with the author in the dazzling brilliance of the rocket launcher, but the sad thing is that his salary is not high, he is very poor, and he is reluctant to have a shot, so...he chose to wait.

Just when I wanted to leave a message to urge me, I saw a lot of negative points in the text.

What's happening here? !

He Wei quickly glanced at it, and suddenly felt like falling into an ice cellar.

This cheating author has not updated for more than two months!Obviously there is only one chapter left, the finale is the finale, the summit duel!He even said that he was stuck, and his head hurts, his heart hurts, his lungs hurt, his stomach hurts, his egg hurts, his chrysanthemum hurts... Wait, what the hell is this!

Well, no matter what kind of ghost it is, He Wei can only cover his face and sigh if his integrity has fallen to this point, he has fallen.

Although he was overwhelmed, He Wei was actually a little lucky.Although the author's lower limit is dead, but looking at the data, one can tell that the income of this article is very good. The rule of XX.com is that if there is no update for three months, V will be released and refunded. As long as this scumbag author is not a god who "sees money as dung", he will definitely make up an update when the three-month period comes.

And this article is only one chapter away from the end, even if the scumbag author has a big brain, it is impossible to continue.

Thinking of seeing the ending in the end, He Wei's bad mood finally got better.

After staying up all night, it was time to wash up and go to bed. He Wei clicked the mouse and was about to shut down, when the page suddenly jumped to the catalog page of "The Dead".

It's a bit strange, but He Wei didn't take it seriously. XX net can smoke, the Internet can smoke, and computers can smoke. In this era of healthier smoking, as a qualified otaku, one must be able to calmly face all smoking. So he calmly proceeded to click 'X'.

But then, he couldn't calm down anymore.

A strong white light burst out from the screen, and He Wei was forced to squint his eyes, wondering what was going on.Suddenly, a powerful pulling force hit, his body leaned forward uncontrollably, like a sudden tornado, quickly engulfing him, he was powerless to resist.

He Wei didn't even have time to think. When his body was excessively torn, severe pain hit him. He didn't know why, but at this moment he realized very clearly that he was approaching death step by step.

He couldn't stop it, he couldn't resist it, and he persisted until the end, but he still lost consciousness.

***

He Wei was woken up.

"Stinky boy! You don't get up when the sun is drying your ass, and you don't even think about what day it is, but you are still sleeping late. I think your skin is itchy. If you don't get up again, I will use bamboo sticks to relax you!" The man with a rough voice seemed to speak very harshly, but there was also some love from the elders for the younger ones.

He Wei was a little dazed. He had never been so close to anyone since he was a child, so naturally no one would talk to him like this... So, this uncle admitted the wrong person?

His body was as heavy as if he had been run over by a car, and when he lowered his arm slightly, his head buzzed, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

"Still baring your teeth with me, bastard, are your wings hard? I can't control you anymore?"

He Wei didn't care about what the other party said, and just gritted his teeth to bear the sharp pain like a steel needle piercing his brain. Fortunately, it was very short, and the pain disappeared in just a few seconds.

Finally able to barely control herself, He Wei slowly opened his eyes and saw the talking uncle.As he guessed, the man was about fifty years old, with a little white hair on his temples, but his face was rosy, and his eyes were round. Although he had entered middle age, he didn't look old.

It's just that he doesn't know this person.

Just as this thought flashed by, the pain that had faded before surged up again, just when He Wei thought he was about to suffer again, the pain dissipated quickly, like fireworks in the dark night, the sound was loud, but it exploded After that, there is only boundless splendor left.

But what followed were countless memory fragments. Although He Wei didn't faint again, he could only cover his head and bear it silently.

It wasn't until this time that Lei Ming realized something was wrong, and there was unconcealable worry in his rough voice: "Little Hezi? What's wrong with you? Tell Uncle Lei if you feel uncomfortable!"

After being silent for nearly a quarter of an hour, He Wei finally suppressed these fragmentary memories.

"No...it's okay," it really wasn't his own voice. Although He Wei was horrified in his heart, he still said bravely, "Uncle Lei, I'm fine. I just got up too fast and felt a little dizzy."

If it was in the past, Lei Ming would be irritable when he said this sentence, but now He Wei's face is really ugly, Lei Ming knows that he is not pretending, so he can't help but feel a little worried: "Xiao Hezi, if you have something to do, just talk to Lei Uncle said, if it really hurts, I will go to Yufeng Mountain to find some medicine for you."

"No." Although he didn't know where Yufeng Mountain was, He Wei didn't want to bother others, so he said quickly, "I'm really fine. Uncle Lei, do you have any food? I'm hungry."

He forced a smile, and in order to reassure Lei Ming, he got out of bed and took a few steps: "Look, I'm fine! I'm just very hungry, and thinking about today's special day, I was nervous for a while, so I just took a few steps." Dizzy."

With his explanation like this, Lei Ming really believed it, not to mention He Wei, even he was very nervous.If it doesn't work out today...then He Wei will just...hey...Lei Ming sighed, really couldn't bear to think about the worst outcome.

Lei Ming cheered up, and his voice shook the sky: "Okay, there's nothing to be nervous about, I'm sure you'll be fine! Hurry up and wash up, the meal will be ready early, hurry up and go to the front door when you're full, don't waste time! "

Lei Ming left first, and seeing him go, He Wei, who was holding on just now, couldn't hold on any longer, and suddenly fell to the ground, paralyzed without image.

What the hell is this? !

What about his rental house?What about his broken computer?What about the instant noodles he hoarded a whole closet?Where have they all gone!

Without these, even if he didn't die, what's the point of living?

And... what the hell kind of place is this?Those memories are very messy, and it is impossible to spell out a complete fragment.He Wei thought about it seriously, besides being able to barely know that this body has the same name and surname as his own, these broken memories are left with assessments or assessments. It seems that the owner of this body has been testing non-stop since he was 11 years old. , I have been taking the exam for five full years, and I am 16 years old, and I still have to take the exam!

The rough man just now was called Lei Ming, and he had no blood relationship with this body. It was just that the child came to take the test when he was 11 years old, but he didn't pass the test. Lei Ming looked at him pitifully and kept him by his side.

This kid is a bit stubborn, Lei Ming didn't even wake him up, and even collected high examination fees for him every year, for fear that he wouldn't take the exam...

Now that he is 16 years old, it is said that it is the last limit. If he still fails the exam, he will have to leave here.

This boy is also an orphan, he has a lot of affection for Lei Ming, and he is reluctant to part with this man who is like his father, so he has to pass the test no matter what he says.For this reason, I also read a bunch of miscellaneous books, read a few folk remedies, pondered for most of the night by myself, tried and tried, but unexpectedly... I died.