Rebirth of the Bitch [Transmigration Book]

After several earth-shattering events in Moyu, Qi Mu had a leisurely time, and his cultivation had reached a bottleneck. Naturally, the breakthrough did not happen overnight, and according to his temperament, he was too lazy to pay attention to it.

During these few days every year, Mozun would go out for a trip, and when he came back, he would stay in the forbidden area to refine medicine and recuperate for the leader.

In previous years, at this time of Qi Mu, he was either busy with competitions or practicing in seclusion. This is also the reason for the so-called busy business.

Thinking about it now, these days at the beginning of the new year, it seems that I have never been idle.

There are all kinds of troubles when there are too many buddies.

For example, who is in conflict with whom; the daughter-in-law married by the mother-in-law of a relative happens to be the concubine of another brother, and they team up to do it shirtless; Or someone who has bad eyesight stepped on someone's foot and just said that the sun is too big to see clearly... A series of major events triggered, always take the lead to uphold justice!

In this regard, Qi Mu, who is so popular that he is so popular, is under a lot of pressure to be the boss of countless groups of people several times his age at a young age.

This group of younger brothers/brothers like to come here to find a sense of presence. If the two brothers are good, they should come together for good and bad things.Big things are mixed up, and small things are all kinds of hurt.

Qi Mu expressed that he was a bit overwhelmed.Standing on the seat envied and envied by countless people, there is an indestructible and omnipotent backstage on top, a group of chivalrous, courageous and hot-blooded younger brothers on the bottom, and a group of blue-faced (?) bosom friends.You can eat steamed buns from any steamed bun you want, drink soy milk from any soy milk you want, and there will always be a group of people rushing up to beg to be eaten if you don’t eat or drink (heavy fog)...

What a happy life to die, it seems relaxed and happy, but in fact...

Really hard to say!

A rare holiday, according to Qi Mu's usual style, it must be to sleep healthier, eat well, relax without doing anything, etc.

However, Qi Mu was in a very irritable mood today.

After a whole morning of being stalked by a group of framers who wanted to paint and hang on the wall and sell them for spirit stones, I felt like ten thousand hemp ropes twisted into hemp flowers, and countless knots snapped and twisted again return.

In the words of a miracle doctor, the eyes are empty and lifeless, the footsteps are sloppy, the body is weak, the heartbeat is irregular, and the breathing is not stable.

A, today is a bit special.

It's not someone's birthday, nor is it any holiday, nor is it the miracle day that Qi Mu wore...

Today, February thirteenth.

Thinking of this date, Master Qi Mu, who is omnipotent in the eyes of others, couldn't help shaking.

The face remained indifferent, the painter's hand trembled, and accidentally dotted a drop of ink on the face, and the smudge was blurred, and the face on the paper suddenly came alive, with a transient sad and depressed appearance, vividly expressing Qi Mu's inner voice at this time .

The latter glanced over and almost spurted blood.

The artist quickly spread out another piece of paper and drew a new one. After looking at the frowning one before, compared with Qi Mu's expression, he secretly sighed that he would never see the day when this demon's most indifferent face collapsed in his life. ,Souvenir.

During this process, brothers and friends harassed him dozens of times, and countless people invited him to go to the venue. Almost all of them looked happy when they came, but they were dull when they left.

Qi Mudao: "There are special festivals in the Demon Realm, and multiple people need to be together, no, I mean two people need to celebrate together?"

"...This, no. Moyu doesn't care about these things."

"Oh, that's great."

……

Or.

Qi Mu said: "Tomorrow, everyone is free. If you have nothing to do, come out and get together, drink tea and play chess. The impact of fighting and killing all day is not good."

The visitor wiped his sweat and nodded quickly: "It shouldn't be a big deal, everyone is free."

"Oh, that's good. Send the order down, and everyone who has nothing to do tomorrow will stay."

"Yes!"

……

Qi Mu raised his head slightly to look at the sky, his eyes were deep, and he looked extraordinarily unfathomable. Others sighed in astonishment and walked away in silence.

Heart is bleeding.

Tomorrow, February [-]th, is the poor monk the only one who remembers this festival? Anger!

You all don't understand how it feels to be an otaku who has been single for seven years. He has come to this world, and for another seven years, he has been single and has never been surpassed!

Ruhua's father next door already has concubines, but the poor monk doesn't!He's obviously so cool and domineering, and he's so easy-going and easy to get along with, isn't his buddies all seeing him, and it's not like he doesn't have any girls, why doesn't anyone fall in love with the poor monk!

Girls don't ask for extravagance, this crooked ground, why didn't a man fall in love with the poor monk?

The neighbor next door, Chunhua's elder brother, looks horrible, and he has a blue face who loves him deeply... The eyes of the people here are all crooked. Didn't you see that the poor monk is actually pretty good-looking?

I don’t want to spend Valentine’s Day alone anymore. This is a festival that is destined to be lost in tragedy. At the beginning, people who bought roses tenfold and still bought them called idiots, and then I wanted to be that idiot for the next six years. In the last few years, I even wanted to be that idiot It doesn't matter if you sigh silently even if it doubles a hundred times!

Although it has been repeatedly confirmed that there are no such festivals as Qiqiao Festival, Lovers' Festival, Mandarin Duck Festival, Spring Flower and Autumn Moon Festival in Xianyuan Continent, but!

People who have been abused thousands of times on this festival can tell you sincerely, do you really think that if you change your living environment, you will forget the pain you have endured? It is so naive!

As long as you are single, you will never forget it!Back then, there were so many lovers who showed affection. Even if they stayed in the dormitory, unless the internet and electricity were cut off, they would be tortured all the time...

Unknowingly, as the sun was setting, Qi Mu came back to his senses, and drifted away under the reverent eyes of a group of people.

Yuan Luo wasn't there, so naturally he didn't stay in his haunted house, and went straight back to Xiyuan's residence.

Until the third watch on the first month, still sleepless, got up and went out to watch the sky at night, and sighed that there would be no rain tomorrow.

After tossing and turning for a long while, I fell asleep and had no dreams all night.

February fourteenth.Legendary Valentine's Day.

Opening his eyes, his eyelids twitched wildly, Qi Mu was in a chaotic state and suddenly woke up.

"It's over, there is an ominous premonition."

Qi Mu's eyelids twitched, he walked absent-mindedly, and almost bumped his head against a pillar on the way to practice in the secret place.

When it came to Midi, he took a few deep breaths, stepped in and walked in, and after a closer look, he froze in place.

"Pang Meng, didn't you agree that everyone will gather together today, do you have anything to discuss?"

The rough man trotted over and looked left and right: "That's true, I came here as soon as I woke up, what happened, Xiao Mu?"

"No...yes," Qi Mu's head hurts: "Isn't this what everyone is looking forward to, what happened today?"

Pang Meng scratched his head with a puzzled expression.

Qi Mu tried to turn the tide: "They haven't gotten up yet, right, otherwise, how could you be the only one here..."

Pang Meng shook his head sincerely: "Scholar, Ling Ting, Xiaolong and the others can't come because they have something to do, so I just came over to say something, because it's not an important matter, Xiaomu has been busy all the time, so it's good to relax without being disturbed occasionally! "

The poor monk can be free any day, please don't just happen to be this day!Only today I want to be very busy!

Feeling lost for a moment, Qi Mu stared at the man for a long time: "Fortunately, you are here, today we are going to Bird Peak..."

Fortunately, there is a man here, look at how sincere his face is, even if two singles grieve together on Valentine's Day, it is infinitely better than being sad alone!A real brother should be alone with his buddies, why didn't he think that Brother Meng was so reliable before, it couldn't be better.

Before he finished speaking, Pang Meng's face turned pale: "I'm sorry, Xiaomu, I just came to pass on the message, Xiaocui is still waiting outside, Xiaomu, you usually work too hard, if I bother you on such a rare day off It’s just unreasonable, take a good rest, brothers are all kind.”

As he spoke, he patted Qi Mu on the shoulder, and added: "The female disciples from Luan Tian Temple are here today. If Xiao Mu finds it noisy, he can go to Dongyue Lake, where it is clean. Ah, then I will stop rambling and go first .”

Qi Mu's facial expression was stiff, he trembled, and responded imperceptibly.

As soon as the man left, Qi Mu petrified and cracked.

Standing firm and strolling out, the sound of warblers singing and frolicking can be heard all of a sudden, Qi Mu's breath is stagnant, and his whole brain is buzzing - all he can see is a couple of people, the man and the man are talking happily.

Mu Yu held Feng Yan's hand, her waist was tightly hugged, and she kissed her in the street... with her tongue!

Emma, ​​hello my mother, in broad daylight, in broad daylight...the eye of a needle is inhumane!

Qi Mu held his breath and concentrated his attention, minimizing the sense of existence, passing through these human worlds, not being able to fly into the sky, looking up at the magical artifacts that come and go, there are a man and a woman...

The head is a little numb, the eyes are a little hard to open, and the air around the body seems to be full of thick malice. Looking at it, no matter whether it is male or female, they are all in pairs. On the other hand, looking at themselves, they are alone.

Who said that there are no festivals in the Demon Realm, and they are not so cruel at ordinary times? Why is it just today? Why is it just today!

Couples of men and women beside him passed by arm in arm, laughing sweetly and happily, rubbing their ears and temples to express their love...

Hey!The poor monk's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes flashed!

It's not as good as a man, at least it doesn't look so dazzling.

The girls passing by are all graceful, with slender waists and grasping hands, their beautiful eyes seem to dance with brilliance, implying affection, which makes the little oval face very cute...but it happens to be on the girl The salty pig's hands on the waist can ruin the beauty!

Regarding this extreme and unfair treatment, Qi Mu just wanted to say, please let me go!

Brother Pig's face matches the girl's face like a flower and jade, gracefully dancing away...

I'm so tired, I feel like I won't love again.

Uncontrollable evil thoughts filled the whole mind, it was so vicious, Qi Mu resisted not to say it.

At this time, not to mention a couple, even if it's buddies pretending to have broken sleeves together, Qi Mu thinks it's completely okay!

Without squinting, he quickened his pace and walked towards Danshen Peak.

Before he got there, a familiar voice sounded, Qi Mu's eyes lit up, he turned a corner and was about to speak, when he froze again.

Qin Xiu's face is clean and relaxed, and he is currently surrounded by three layers of gauze clothes of various colors. The girls are scrambling to hand over the tokens in their hands to Qin Xiu, but Qi Mu can see them from a long distance away. Seeing the impatience in his eyes, all the girls are still fascinated...

People are more mad than people!

Without hesitation, he turned around and left.

Qin Xiu saw a smear of black disappearing at the corner, and he was quite familiar with it. He was about to catch up to confirm but was surrounded even tighter. He probably recognized the wrong person, so he gave up struggling.

Qi Mu gritted his teeth, and put his hands into claws for a long while before finally stuffing them back into his sleeves.

I don't have the mood to see a girl, if I go back at this time, I'm not sure what sound can come from the wall with poor sound insulation effect, just think about it, it's creepy.The footsteps turned abruptly and walked towards Dongyue Lake.

There were fewer and fewer people going out and going in pairs along the way, Qi Mu heaved a sigh of relief, his eyes were full of frustration, sitting on the waterside pavilion, his eyes were empty and lifeless.

But Yuan Luo is not there at this time, so there is no fun at all!

No, if he was here, he might not be able to see Xianchen again in these days, even if he pestered him, it would be a huge change of a hundred thousand volt super light bulb, watching the two show their affection, how much internal injury?

After thinking about it, now that Yuan Luo is not here, doesn't that mean...

Emma, ​​fairy dust is a person too!Well done!

Aw, then go find Xianchen now?

Qi Mu was about to stand up, when he paused suddenly, he couldn't bear to look directly at him for a moment.Dirt!Just how vicious it is, just this day completely destroys the mental health of a top ten good boy, how perverted it is for a straight man to seek comfort from a crooked guy!

Sitting quietly facing the lake for a long time, I finally found that the ducks in the water were in pairs, and the fish floating on the surface were also in pairs. I immediately withdrew my consciousness, and my heart was empty.

God!How many bags of instant noodles did the poor monk owe you back then, you want to torture me with such torture!

Seven years in the third dimension is not enough, and now there are seven more years, let's die, have a good time!

In this way, without distractions, sitting quietly with empty eyes for a long time, looking at the past from a distance, it seems to be comprehending the mountains and rivers of the world, quite like a master.

Not long after, three shy women, Shi Shiran, strolled by the lake. Their eyes lit up and they saw a person full of presence on the waterside pavilion, and suddenly a deer bumped into it.

Female [-]: Isn't this the central figure of the legendary Four Courts? He is really as handsome and handsome as the rumors say!Many of our sisters often discuss him, so honored, what should I do, I really want to strike up a conversation!

Female [-]: It's a great opportunity to enjoy the scenery here alone. My family has long admired this lord, and now I came to Xuantian Palace just to see him.

Female third: Me too. It is said that Mr. Qi Mu is younger, what if he looks down on his sister?

"I'm so nervous, I want to go to greet you, but won't it be too abrupt to say that I like him as soon as I go up?"

"Why don't you try it first?"

"You first..."

"..."

Female [-]: Er, he, he is leaving!

Female [-]: Then what should I do?

Female third: He, he came over, is he looking at me, ah, is my face very red, is it?

Female [-]: What should I do if I dare not strike up a conversation, I am too nervous to speak!

Female [-]: What are you doing in a daze, if you don't go up, run away!

Third woman: Yes!Hurry up!

……

Qi Mu stood up and walked in another direction, intending to kill the monster alone.But who would have thought that when he came back to his senses and saw the three beauties who were staring at him intently, his heart skipped a beat, and it was obvious that his walking pace was not so even.

With anticipation, he breathed a little rapidly, and walked slowly.

Suddenly, the three women turned around and disappeared quickly as if they were possessed by ghosts!

Qi Mu got stuck, and then there was a couple flirting and scolding voices next to him, and a wave of resentment flooded the sky, drowning all reason in an instant——

Fuck!This is forcing me!

Show love, die fast!

I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters!

The text should be gay, so normal love between men and women should not appear in front of the protagonist!It's not good to lead the protagonist down!

……

Time passed very slowly, Qi Mumang walked aimlessly for a long time, and his emotions fluctuated so much that in the end he saw countless couples along the way, but he couldn't make any waves.

From the time I wanted to make a girl, now I don't even have a man, I'm alone, feeling sad.

Qi Mu felt that he was on the verge of collapse, could he not be so cruel?

This time, this time...

It’s fine even if you come to a random guy, even if you don’t look as good as you want, it doesn’t matter, as long as you accompany the poor monk for a few steps, in return, I will agree to any request... Really, enough is enough.

A pair of black boots inlaid with gold Xuanyun piping appeared in front of my eyes, and a familiar faint fragrance lingered at the tip of my nose, the intoxicating smell was a bit sour for the first time.

Suddenly his heart skipped a beat, Qi Mu raised his head stiffly, and said in a low voice, "...your lord."

A black mask, the chin curves straight up, the facial contour is like the most exquisite artwork, the lips are thin and pale, the eyes are as black as curtains that seem to melt into the sun, the moon and the stars, the eyelashes are very long and fall down like a cattail fan shadow.

With a slender and tall figure, when he looked up, the beautiful scene behind him became a blurred background.

Yuan Luo raised his hand to caress Qi Mu's head, and followed his face downwards, his hand was as cold as ever but very comfortable, and his voice remained the same: "Why, are you going to cry?"

Qi Mu shook his head lightly, then slowly hung down and took a step forward.Then, she completely gave up resistance and put her head into Yuan Luo's arms, wrapping her arms around his neck, "It's good that you're back."

This is too foul, even at this time.

Yuan Luo hugged Qi Mu tightly with one hand, bent down slightly, slowly raised the corners of his mouth, and said, "Qi Mu, what then?"

Qi Mu took a deep breath, opened his eyes, pushed Yuan Luo away abruptly, and said coldly, "No more."

"The deity has something to say," Yuan Luo raised his hand and stroked Qi Mu's neck very charmingly, and rubbed it around the back of his neck. The cold fingertips felt a little itchy to the touch. The latter stiffened a little, and heard Yuan Luo The corners of her lips were raised, and her magnetic voice was bewitching.

"Qimu, I miss you so much."

Qi Mu trembled: "What?"

"I miss you so much."

Qi Mu raised his face, expressionless: "Again."

"I miss you so much."

Qi Mu said: "It's so fake, once again."

Yuan Luo chuckled, and pulled Qi Mu into his arms, as if holding a fragile treasure with no more strength, no less, cherishing it immeasurably.

Qi Mu's eyes showed surprise. In his memory, from before to now, he was the only one who took the initiative to touch Yuanluo, and the latter never took the initiative to touch him. ...

Just as he was amazed and wondered if His Majesty had taken the wrong medicine, a word came from his ear, and his heart shrank instantly.

"This deity has never known the feeling of missing a person. This person reverberates in his mind all the time. Qi Mu, I miss you so much, miss you so much..."

Qi Mu's eyes widened, his cheeks were twitching, and countless complicated thoughts jumped wildly in his mind, almost jumping out of his mouth.

Your Majesty, do you understand how foul it is to say such things on Valentine's Day!Do you dare to pick your time!This will make the poor monk very distressed, and I can't help but want to...

Qi Mu put his arms around Yuan Luo's neck, turned his head slightly, and kissed the corner of his lips, which was cold and soft, extremely beautiful.

The moment he was about to flee, he suddenly saw Yuan Luo's dull eyes—the first time those unfathomable eyes showed such a cute expression, Qi Mu's heart skipped a beat.

He shamelessly touched it again, and even stretched out his tongue to lick it. It was very smooth and soft, as if it had an addictive magic power... Breathing a little short, Qi Mu opened his eyes wide, and suddenly left Yuan Luo's embrace.

No matter how hard he tried, his voice was still unstable, and he trembled, "Let's go back, let's go back!"