Rebirth of the Bitch [Transmigration Book]

Saiki is a danmei author in a certain literary city. As a two-dimensional otaku, he has been focusing on novels, anime and manga for more than ten years.Sure, he's always felt straight, but that doesn't affect his professional writing as an author.

It has been six years since I wrote the article!Look at other people, it's so red it's purple, and then look at your own writing, it's so black it's blue.

This made Qi Mu infinitely resentful, working hard to type, staying up late to type until the next day is common, but he will always be found fault for various reasons.

Everyone who writes an article has a deep understanding, and often ten points are two points [The author is so great, it is very good-looking, come on! ]’s motivation is nothing compared to a negative or zero point [The protagonist is rotten, the plot is clichéd garbage, author, can you be more bloody? ] The pain was great.

A female friend made complaints about her death when she knocked on the penguin, as if her precious pet dog had died again: Aww, another reader said that my main character dish is sloppy, why should I abandon it! !My writing style is not that bad, needless to say, it is so amazing, woohoo, in this case, I would rather she give minus two instead of plus two!

Children, be strong.Please hold Zheng Erfen so that you can leave.

Qi Mu expressed his composure.

Hehe, the poor monk has long been used to being pampered.

Brick-making professional households have never been surpassed.

I want to cry without tears.

In fact, Qi Mu was puzzled by this matter.

No matter what the characters and plot of a book are, there will always be a bunch of professional brick-and-mortar critics in the comments below. They don’t mean to express their envy and dislike for the popularity of the book, nor do they hate it so much that it’s a waste of time to read it. Pat bricks and irrigate water more actively than anyone else!They can be seen in almost every chapter, and sometimes they even wait until four o'clock in the morning to update and read the article, and then still press for more negative.

Girls, why bother.

The poor monk is just a mere guy who writes about Tanmei behind the back of his relatives and friends. He often stays up all night but does not play LOL. He has so little leisure time that he is alone in graduate school and has no girlfriend. He is even ridiculed by his roommates as gay—straight man!

Can, can you leave a way out? /(ㄒoㄒ)/～～

I would like to ask the encouragement little red flower that made me warm like spring every day when I first wrote the article, so I resolutely embarked on the road of no return as a Danmei writer!Where did you go?Come back!

Sitting in front of the computer, Qi Mu struggled a lot in front of the thesis and novel windows, and finally scratched his hair, and with a snap, his face came into intimate contact with the keyboard.

Recently, new pits have been opened, and bricks are more frequent. I don’t know why. I just remember that I have written this type of cultivation article before, but this time it is true cultivation, and the last time it was fake.

Speaking of the Cultivation Essay four years ago, Qi Mu rolled his eyes as he leaned against the keyboard. If he could, he really didn't want to recall what was written in that Essay back then!

Qi Mu likes to introduce new ones, he loves to be funny and dark, and there is almost no limit to the type of writing, but there is only one thing, the most unbearable dog blood!If you can't even stand the plot, you can't even write it.

Since the data in the first few articles are very general, and the pseudo-cultivation article is the most troublesome part in my head, I really don’t want to write it for myself. In desperation, I asked for a good idea, but was told: I want a high click. , Sprinkle more dog blood.

It is a good article if the dog blood is successfully written.

Qi Mu was stunned, which one is called dog blood?

Answer, the so-called dog blood is those eight o'clock TV series you watch. Even if you complain about all kinds of scolding, you still can't help but watch it, and a certain fruit channel is the best.

In an instant, it was as if a brand new door had been opened, and the so-called principles were smashed to the ground.A certain scumbag author watched TV dramas for several nights all night, and finally his eyes were bloodshot and he smiled ferociously, and he returned from his studies after completing his meritorious deeds.

After that, a good story with a large lineup was changed beyond recognition by various emotional entanglements. Although the story line has not changed, and the protagonist's personality has changed a little, but there are more interactions.

I almost forgot about that idea until now. I only know that after that, the data looked a lot better. There were a lot of comments, and the collection was gradually rising. Amitabha.

Facts tell us that it is wrong to be opportunistic, and there are too many comments, and there will be bricks. If you don’t die, you won’t die.

All kinds of clamor and comments on the protagonist were like running water. Qi Mu, who was not very knowledgeable at the time, thought that he could finally get the scriptures and return to Tang Dynasty. stunned.

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[Rotten text, dog blood, garbage dump, not one of the cheapest male protagonists! !What's so good about Gong, there are so many men in the world who are so cheap that they go blind and fall in love with that guy! !Just die! 】

[Author, are you disgusting? I have worked hard to express my condolences, but now I see your name and only think of a cheap word. 】

[Sincerely don’t want Gong Shou to be together at all, how scumbag this Gong Shou is, how cheap you are to understand, from the beginning and now seeking revenge, can’t he have a bit of backbone, aggrieved to this point I still love wool! 】

[Fuck, fuck, I'm so speechless, my liver hurts watching it! !Why is the protagonist still alive? What do you think he is doing alive!They are all raised by their fathers and mothers. Are you masochistic?There is no one who can see it, so let it be dead, everyone is happy! 】

The back is full of buildings, which are almost added to the ID number.

It's the first time someone begged the protagonist to die since I read and wrote the article, what a shame.

……

In the end, the article was put on a tragic ending at the request of the readers. Although the person did not die, it seemed that it was not much better than death.

Gouxue became out of control from the very beginning, but in the end, many people were relieved, and there were fewer bricks.

The end means the end, it should be.

Hateful [-] o'clock TV series dog blood plus amnesia, fuck off, die!

Then Qi Mu spent half a month to clear his head after finishing writing, and now he can't even remember the names of the people there.

Now that I think about it, the trolls started after half of the next book was written. Could it be related to that article?

Qi Mu took a deep breath and clicked on that page.

As soon as I saw the copywriting, a pot of dog blood suddenly fell from the sky!

Qi Mu finally understands why even if he writes serious scriptures, strong writing, and unexpected plots, he will always be found by familiar people as road signs!

The protagonist in that article is named Qi Mu.

Ha ha.

Whoever said it, this can increase the reader's impression of the author. If the character of the person is well written, there are only advantages and no disadvantages.

There are only advantages and no disadvantages.

As long as that person's character is written...

Qi Mu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and continued to read.

copywriting.

In the Xianyuan Continent, there are thousands of races, and the strong are respected.For endless years, following the path of cultivation, but seeking to become immortal and live forever, has caused tens of thousands of monks to go against the sky after a narrow escape.

The demon king was born, and the demons ruled, setting off a bloodbath and shocking the whole world.

In the turbulent and dark years, the blood of the family is cleaned up, the weak are expelled, and the core of the strong is cultivated, striving to open the gate of the fairy world before the demon king awakens.

In this turmoil, the young man who was sold off by his family stood between good and evil, and embarked on the road of revenge from then on.

Even if it is swallowed, trampled and stained black, what should belong to me will be taken back sooner or later!

Qi Mu smiled strangely. If he wants to become stronger, of course he has to hang out with the strongest people. What difference does it make if the strong are respected and cultivate immortals and demons.

What do you say, my lord?

Author: The subject of this article, of course you can have double cultivation, of course you can have betrayal and blackness, of course you can also have God's show of affection, please feel free to jump into the pit~~

Protagonist: Qi Mu, Yuan Luo (Demon Lord); Supporting role:  …

At this moment, a long memory was brought back, and a long sigh was expressed to express condolences.

Look at the front, what a normal cultivation setting.Although it's a bit long-winded and I feel like I'm trying to make up words, ahem.

When the protagonist was young, he didn't realize that his spiritual veins were abandoned by his family, so he practiced with the Demon Lord, made rapid progress, shocked the world, and became famous in the Xianyuan Continent, and finally lived together with the Demon Lord.Please note that it is absolutely warm and sweet emotionally.

Anyway, it is a story that has been conceived for two years. I still remember the general outline. Qi Mu has always been incompetent in outlines. It may look cliche if it is concise, but the plot should be exciting if it is written out.

Unfortunately, that's just an idea.

After various embellishments of dog blood, cat blood, rabbit blood, this article has completely become a male-male-male-male-male-masochist who loves and kills the demon (?) you love me but I don’t, one person is infatuated and the other hates it, etc. Deep in love.

Under the banner of self-cultivation, an ambiguous sex scene of double cultivation was staged, and the good family revenge novel turned into a lowly victim looking for abuse novel, and the final comment for the good cultivation of immortals was: all die and everyone is happy.

Reader's comment: Author, I can't eat after seeing your name, what's wrong?

After so many years, the new comment is still as sharp.

Qi Mu sprayed a screen of blood, held back his internal injuries and continued to watch.

Thanks to the thorough brainwashing back then, it now looks like a brand new one. The details and the like have been omitted directly, and it still gives me a headache. I spent more than an hour reading nearly a hundred chapters, and I gradually got some impressions of the later ones. Decisively discarded.

What a god!

It has to be said that after seeing so much, Qi Mu suppressed his shame and his eyes were bloodshot.

If you let Qi Mu choose the text to read by himself, he will definitely give up in seconds, and he can even post a thousand-character long comment to complain!

To put it simply, the emotional line from the beginning to the end is that when the Demon Lord doesn’t love him, the protagonist is obsessed with him. He is jealous and murders the Demon Lord’s true love. When the conspiracy was exposed and was abandoned, he remembered all kinds of begging for forgiveness in the past. The protagonist gradually changed to cannon fodder and soy sauce. There is no cheapest but more cheap!

The point is, the protagonist's name is Qi Mu.

The protagonist, your sister!You can call me Wang Ermazi, but your name is Qi Mu!How did you write this article without any sense of substitution in the first place?

Just to what extent was he hated, so that the poor monk was innocently smashed with bricks for four years because of this name, and his writing has been black all his life since then...

Taking a deep breath, he pressed his temples with his forehead.

Qi Mu shook his hand

As the saying goes, where you fall, you have to get up from where you fell. After reading it, can you find a few breakthrough points to raise the low and disgusted point from negative to above sea level?

The same name is not the poor monk's fault (not your fault whose fault is it?), how innocent!

As for being beaten for many years, has it never been surpassed? !

A glass heart has been photographed into glass slag, where is the indestructible golden body and the iron wall?Please cover!

I can't bear to look straight at the end of the article, what should I do?I can't deny the fruits of my hard work just because of a single mistake, how many arrows have been shot in the knee all night in front of a word document!

Where did the protagonist of the cheap subject collapse, please give me a chance, can't I change it (o゜▽゜) o?

His eyes were suddenly blurred, his whole body was cold, Qi Mu felt a little strange, he stood up and prepared to put on a coat.

Unexpectedly, when he just got up, the world was spinning, and with a series of sounds of tables and chairs falling to the ground, at the moment of complete darkness, Qi Mu only knew that he had passed out.

My mind was blank, and an unknown voice seemed to sound from the depths of my soul, causing a shudder.

Ding Ding, welcome to the world of comprehension, this is the Xianyuan Continent.