Daozu had a piranha flower

Obviously, Qi Chen doesn't think it's good to enter this small world, he thinks it's terrible!

First, he was locked here without a word, and after ten months of confusion, he was dragged in by Hongjun to become his new wife. The most wicked thing was that before that, Don't give any hints, isn't this cheating? !

Ten months in the small world is equal to 4000 years in the prehistoric world. Based on the calculation of three tasks a day, more than 1000 tasks can be done in a year. In 4000 years, there will be a loss of 400 million tasks, nearly 500 million tasks. Converted to success value... Let alone flying hundreds of millions out of thin air, who can understand this painful feeling?

Being frightened by Hongjun's bride's appearance, Qi Chen was of course full of anger, resisting the idea of ​​doing something, but just pushed Hongjun down on the bed to ask questions, but before he could ask a few words, he was attacked by the other party .

Qi Chen said that he is very upset now!

"I think you should understand, Hongjun." Qi Chen suppressed his anger and said slowly, "The most important thing we should do now is to leave this world, not..."

Before he finished speaking, he was gagged by the soft touch, and Hongjun's magnified face was in front of him.

Qi Chen was stunned for a moment. He never thought that his great apprentice who started out as a teacher without authorization would... would...

For a moment, he actually forgot to push the other party away.

Hong Jun just rubbed against his lips, and did not make any further movements, but even so, Qi Chen's whole body went numb, and his mind went blank, as if he had touched something incredible.

This, this, this is simply...

Qi Chen didn't know how to describe Hongjun's actions at all. Now his limbs were so stiff that he couldn't control them at all, and he couldn't make effective countermeasures, so he could only look at the person on his body at close range.

"Heh..." Hongjun laughed softly, and slightly moved away from Qi Chen's lips, but the ambiguous breath sprayed on the other's face, which challenged people's nerves even more than the previous meeting of lips.

Qi Chen shivered, and instinctively wanted to raise his hand to slap Hongjun, but was crushed tightly by the opponent, unable to move.

He snorted coldly: "Get up!"

Hongjun said, "You and I are getting married today."

...How do you know so clearly?Marriage hasn't happened before, has it?Qi Chen choked, then said again: "Do you still want to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors?"

Hong Jun said solemnly: "I am no longer your disciple."

After saying this, without waiting for Qi Chen's answer, he put his lips on it again.This time, he seemed to be self-taught, kissing the other party's lips, looking at that posture, he seemed to want to go further.

At this moment, Hongjun's movements suddenly stopped, and then he turned into... a child's state, and his wedding dress slipped off.

Hongjun: "..." It hasn't changed for a day. He thought he wouldn't become a child in this small world, but in the end he was smeared by the world's malice.

Qi Chen: "..." Although it was a bit unexpected, it still made him breathe a sigh of relief.

So what was supposed to be a bridal chamber night turned into a son-in-law and the "princess" who had turned into a young lady and just slept under a quilt.

Hongjun expresses that he has all sorts of heartaches.

Qi Chen said that facing the little face of the child version of Hongjun, he couldn't fight at all...Forget it, write down this account first, and wait until Hongjun transforms back to calculate.

As for what kind of chaos Hongjun's current appearance would cause, Qi Chen didn't care at all.He is a quasi-sage in the late stage, and Hongjun is a saint and Dao ancestor... Although the latter's cultivation has been suppressed, but the state and so on, and the communication with the heavens are there, it is very useful anyway.Therefore, Qi Chen felt that even if things got serious, at worst, he would take Hongjun around the universe and treat it as Hongjun's graduation trip (...).

Thinking this way, Qi Chen put his arms around the child version of Hongjun who had changed into a Taoist robe that fit him, and slept until the next morning.

Just when he was thinking about whether to destroy the world directly, or take his apprentice to wander the world, his nominal emperor father-in-law patted the shoulder: "Congyu, thank you for your hard work."

Qi Chen: "...?"

The emperor said again in a bitter and bitter tone: "You can also see that Ning Chuan is supposed to be a prince, but he often turns into a boy, so I have to lie that Ning Chuan is a woman to distract everyone attention."

Qi Chen: "...=_=" So what do you mean by calling Hongjun a son-in-law after you call him a man?

"You have outstanding talent, your wealth is even more innocent, and you have no foundation in the court." The emperor continued to sigh, "I chose you to be Ningchuan's son-in-law because of this."

The emperor didn't continue talking, but Qi Chen understood it.

The prince has become like this, of course it cannot be exposed.If it is known by outsiders, it would be trivial to seize this point and make him miss the big position. I am afraid that someone will describe him as an evildoer. It is related to his life and safety, and even whether the chair under the emperor's buttocks can sit safely It's all unknown.

This year's No. [-] scholar and No. [-] runner-up are not small backgrounds, and their respective backers are also intertwined in the court. Naturally, they can't be assured of them, so the emperor chose him, a Tanhua from a small mountain village.Even if he overreacts, the emperor still has ways to calm him down.

Qi Chen firmly refused to admit it, and his face also played a big role in the emperor's decision-making.

After the conversation with the emperor was over, Qi Chen didn't go to the Imperial Academy to dawdle anymore, turned around and went straight back to the Prince Consort's Mansion.The emperor specially gave him a three-month vacation, and asked him to "accompany the princess" more, so he should "accompany" him for a while. Anyway, he has searched the classics and books in the Imperial Academy several times, but he still can't find any information about why he is the princess. There will be clues in this world, and it will be a waste of time to stay any longer. Why don't you try somewhere else.

Before meeting Hongjun, Qi Chen thought that ten months was nothing at all, and that it would be no big deal to waste a few more rounds, but the news brought by Hongjun told him that his wasted ten months had already been exhausted. 4000 years have been dangled in!

Qi Chen immediately felt that he should hurry up and get down to business, otherwise it would be a few years later, and it would be unknown whether the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers existed in the prehistoric world!

Feeling the urgency of time, Qi Chen quickly made a "honeymoon" itinerary, and then with only five short Hongjun, the two of them set out on the road.

The emperor was relieved, and he let it go at will, which made Qi Chen feel like the emperor wanted to throw "Princess Ningchuan" out of the capital for a long time, but now he finally found a wronged (Qi) big (cong) head (yu) willing The illusion of taking over (…).

It's just that no matter whether there is a definite basis for this "illusion", he has to take on the responsibility of taking care of the child version of Hongjun's dad again.Recalling that he was called "baby daddy" one by one in the game of Jiansan, Qi Chen couldn't help but twitched his lips, wondering if he was "cursed" like this?

Fortunately, the two of them don't need to eat like ordinary people, and they sit directly on the cloud driven by Hongjun when they are on the road, which saves time, effort and money, and is convenient, quick and pollution-free.

Their first stop was the small village in Qi Chen's memory, the place where he had lived since he could remember, and it was also the place he occupied... when he died and turned into a ghost.

Qi Chen had checked here before, but he didn't find anything abnormal. Now that Hongjun came, he naturally wanted to bring this sage to find a difference. Maybe his big disciple is a master at finding gaps and making up for gaps?

After entering the small mountain village, the two of them received a warm welcome.

A Tanhualang came out of the village, which is something worth showing off in any dynasty.

Qi Chen was picked up from the mountains by the villagers and brought up. Although he could not find his biological parents, his life in the village was not bad.

I didn't think it before, but now that I think about it, it seems that Hongjun is not the only one who has the wrong style of painting, and he is also treated a little too much.Thinking of this, Qi Chen couldn't help laughing, he shook his head, and threw out all of these things.

Hongjun inspected the small mountain village several times carefully, and finally came to the same conclusion as Qi Chen——the small mountain village and its surroundings are extremely normal, at most, the villagers were too kind-hearted, so they collectively adopted Qi Chen. Chen.

"Your origin is so strange." Hongjun looked at the person beside him with a vague look in his eyes, "Congyu, only I know everything about you."

Qi Chen: "..." His big apprentice is getting weirder and weirder. Could it be that he still has menopause?