Daozu had a piranha flower

1. May I have your name?

Qi Chen: [smiling] Qi Chen, the character is Congyu.

Hongjun: [expressionless] Hongjun.

Uncle Tian: Very good, the first question is very cooperative, the beginning is very good, keep it up!

2. What is your age?

Qi Chen: [smiling] What do you think?

Hongjun: [closes eyes and rests]

Uncle Tian: ... TAT who just praised you for your cooperation

3. What is your gender?

Qi Chen: [continues to smile]

Uncle Tian: [Shaking] Men, men, men!

4. What is your personality like?

Qi Chen: Well, very gentle, right?

Hongjun: [glances at Qi Chen]

Qi Chen: [smiling] Huh?

Hongjun: [turns head] En.

Uncle Tian: What are you two talking about so easily makes me think wrong →_→

5. The character of the other party?

Qi Chen: [Think seriously] Duan Hulu, a very well-behaved student... and then he failed in his studies.

Hongjun: [Definitely] It's too dark.

Uncle Tian: Hahahaha Daozu GJ!

Qi Chen: [glance with a half-smile but not a smile] Huh?

Uncle Tian: [dog-legged] Brother Qi, you are gentle!

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Qi Chen: [Memories] After time travel, in the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers.

Hongjun: Last life.

Uncle Tian: Daozu is very romantic, it really is smoldering ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Hongjun: Last reincarnation.

Uncle Tian: Isn't this the same as me? 0.0... Fuck you spoiler!Over to the next question!

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Qi Chen: A child who cannot be killed now, but must be killed in the future.

Uncle Tian: So violent o((⊙﹏⊙))o

Hongjun: The core is too dark.

8. What do you like about each other?

Qi Chen: [meaningful] Duplicity.

Uncle Tian: (⊙o⊙) When did Daozu say something different?

Qi Chen: [Smiling] Those three words in the previous question.

Uncle Tian: ... At this time, don't you just need to smile →_→

9. What do you hate about each other?

Qi Chen: Always do it with me.

Hongjun: Always causing trouble.

Uncle Tian: This question is quite unified.

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

Qi Chen: Not bad.

Hongjun: Not bad.

11. How do you call each other?

Hongjun: Teacher, Qi Chen, fellow daoist, Congyu, and at special times...Master.

Uncle Tian: [wiping nosebleed] What special time?

Qi Chen: Next question.

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Qi Chen: Master.

Uncle Tian: [Shocked] Brother Qi, you, you, you, so you are so proactive!

Qi Chen: Shut up!

Uncle Tian: Turning from embarrassment into anger, tsk.

13. Parents (or children) fell into the water with each other, and you choose to save them?

Qi Chen: Without parents and children, his words... I choose to watch.

Hongjun: He.

Uncle Tian: Daozu's heart is full of Brother Hua!

Hongjun: [Vicissitudes of Face] Prevent him from harming the creatures in the water.

Uncle Tian: ...

14. The other party is lying naked on your bed and making a seductive gesture, will you?

Qi Chen: See if it is faked by others.

Hongjun: What does he want to do?

Uncle Tian: [Weakness] Shouldn't you go directly at this time? !

15. On top of that, change to the person you love the most stripping naked and laying on your bed in a seductive pose, but you find that you can’t get hard, what do you think at this time?

Qi Chen: ...These few questions seem a little strange these days?

Hongjun: It's weird.

Uncle Tian: [Zheng Se] This is just your illusion! [Laughing] I won't let you guys know that I changed the title secretly!

16. How far is your relationship?

Qi Chen: Together.

Hongjun: Together.

Uncle Tian: ...I know all of these, so let's go a step further!

17. What is your problem?

Qi Chen: No.

Hongjun: No.

Uncle Tian: What kind of narcissism is this!

18. You are the sixth of his six boats. When you learn about this, what will you do?

Qi Chen: If you count the [-] monks who listened to the Tao in Zixiao Palace, he is on more than six boats?Is it just a saint?

Hongjun: Wanhua Valley in the early stage and Quanhonghuang in the later stage, how many boats do you think he has?

Uncle Tian: [guilty heart] I always feel that if we fight, it won’t hurt me Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

19. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Qi Chen: Stepping on three thousand boats.

Hongjun: There are already countless boats.

Uncle Tian: We're really going to quarrel!

20. If there is a medicine that can make the other person fall in love with you madly, would you use it?

Qi Chen: [Contemptuously] Do you still need this kind of thing?

Hongjun: No need.

Uncle Tian: [relaxed] Fortunately, we don't really want to fight.

21. The other party's clothes are splashed with water, what's your reaction?

Hongjun: Impossible to splash.

Qi Chen: How to assume something completely impossible?

Uncle Tian: A couple with no imagination ←_← At this time, shouldn’t they think about how to get the other party wet after the interview is over!

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Qi Chen: I forgot.

Hongjun: On the Great Desolation.

Uncle Tian: ...What is this feeling of being choked on _(:з"∠)_

23. If the other person is disfigured or out of shape, will you still love him?

Qi Chen: [The corner of the mouth twitches] Why did this topic become weird again?

Uncle Tian: I said it was an illusion... Next question!

24. Which party confessed first?

Hongjun: [Without hesitation] Him.

Qi Chen: [raise eyebrows] Which time?

Hongjun: I often say "I like you the most as a teacher".

Qi Chen: ...

Uncle Tian: [Strive to write quickly] Brother Hua's heart: What he said made sense, but I was speechless.

25. If the other party dies, what will your next life be?What to do with his body?

Qi Chen: When he died, the world had already returned to chaos, and another reincarnation began, and I was not spared either.

Uncle Tian: ...Speak human words.

Qi Chen: Same life, same death.

Hongjun: [chuckles] So do I.

Uncle Tian: Taoist ancestor actually laughed Σ(°△°|||)

26. If the world is not destroyed after you die, would you allow him to have a new love?

Qi Chen: If that's the case... Sure enough, it's better to drag him to die together.

Hongjun: No.

27. If the other party becomes a woman, will you still love him?

Qi Chen: [laughs] I'd like to see it.

Hongjun: Yes.

28. Is it acceptable for the other party to change the name to "Svatra ok Siemens Zhenggang Datangyuan"?Why?

Qi Chen: [smiling] If he likes it, I will respect his choice, and at the same time treat it as if I don't know him.

Uncle Tian: ...I said a lot, but I just don't accept it!

Hongjun: No problem.

29. May I ask who gets on and who gets off?Why did you make such a decision?

Qi Chen: [Undoubtedly] Of course I am on top.

Hongjun: [Calm Supplement] Ride.

Uncle Tian: ...Pfft.

30. If one day the other party climbs the wall, how do you react?

Qi Chen: The posture of climbing the wall is too bad, he won't do it.

Hongjun: The reason is the same as above.

Uncle Tian: =皮=What kind of answer is this called?

31. Continuing from the previous question, can you forgive the other party?

Qi Chen: Hehe.

Uncle Tian: Brother Qi, do you know the meaning of Haha!

Hongjun: Hehe.

Uncle Tian: ... What does Daozu's hehe mean?

32. If a rival in love came to your door and said that you had a child with him, what would you do?

Qi Chen: Are you sure?

Uncle Tian: [gossip face] Could it be that Taoist ancestor...

Hongjun: Only monks with the same level of cultivation have a small chance of having children.

Uncle Tian: [disappointed face] I thought I could hear some terrible secret.

33. Go out to eat together, but after eating a lot, you find that both parties have no money, will you?

Hongjun: Pay?

Qi Chen: There are apprentices.

Uncle Tian: I seem to know the truth →_→

34. Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Qi Chen: Yes.

Hongjun: ... Yes.

Uncle Tian: The tone is a bit subtle...

35. The other party's sexy expression?

Qi Chen: What can I do?

Hongjun: Looking at you seriously.

36. Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Qi Chen: I know everything I need to know.

Hongjun: I don't care about those.

Uncle Tian: How boring!

37. When you woke up and found that you were sold by the other party, what was your reaction?

Qi Chen: How much did you sell?

Uncle Tian: Brother Hua, your focus is wrong!

Hongjun: Go back by yourself.

Uncle Tian: And then sold?Is this also considered a resource recycling?

38. If you travel back to the past, will you form a new love, or go to find each other?

Uncle Tian: This is the last question, please answer carefully!

Qi Chen: [looks at Hongjun] Who is your new love?

Hongjun: [asked at the same time] Are you going to find Lu Ya?

Uncle Tian: [Spaceship Escape] The last hole is enough for me to escape safely ╮(￣▽￣)╭