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When did this kid steal the Plant Encyclopedia from Huang Deng?

Qiu Zhengxia snatched the book, leaned close to the fire, rummaged through it for a while, trembling, and finally stopped, grabbed a page in grief and indignation, and moaned, "I've been poisoned by the Eight Desolation Strange Beast Transformation Mushroom!"

Han Bei thought he heard it wrong: "What... what mushroom?" Pulling Qiu Zhengxia's hand away, he glanced at the page in the dim light of the fire, and there was a paragraph printed next to a line drawing of a mushroom: Eight Desolate Strange Beasts Mushroom, brown in color, tasteless, extremely rare, suspected to be extinct.This mushroom is highly poisonous. The poisoned person's muscles are like ant bite needles, hot and cold, lose consciousness, and experience the pain of liver and intestines. Only by reconciling yin and yang, and having a good relationship with others can detoxify, otherwise the blood will collapse within an hour. Reverse and die.

It's so unheard of and ridiculous, Young Master Han's outlook on life has been subverted!

After introducing the poisonous mushroom, there is also a case: In the third year of Xianfeng, a young man from a rich family who was going to Beijing to take the exam passed through Guangxi, stayed in the mountains, and ate this mushroom by mistake...

Before reading the following words, Qiu Zhengxia rolled to the distance and slammed his head against the rock, Han Bei's heart was clenched into a ball, and before he had time to think, he scrambled and scrambled to catch up with his head, "Zhengxia, don't, don't so……"

Qiu Zhengxia slammed Han Bei down, tearing his clothes with red eyes, kissing and licking like a man cannibal, Han Bei didn't resist, but he always felt that something was wrong, and he let the other party wreak havoc stiffly.The scorching hot breath sprayed onto his face, almost burning his eyebrows, Qiu Zhengxia stripped off his clothes three times and five times, and rubbed his hot palms wantonly on his skin, kissing him until he was breathless, His blood rushed to his forehead!

Such a passionate and turbulent emotional tide overwhelmed his normal functioning mind. Han Bei suspected that he was also poisoned. It was not until Qiu Zhengxia stabbed a greasy finger into his body that he woke up like a dream, shocked and furious. !He opened his eyes stained red with lust, frowned tremblingly, moaned and questioned: "Zhengxia, don't..."

Unexpectedly, Qiu Zhengxia stopped his hand first, and suddenly bounced away from him, grabbed his face, rolled all over the ground, and burst into tears: "Go away! I can't control it... ah——"

Han Bei: "Zhengxia..."

Qiu Zhengxia picked up a dagger, with a serious look on his face, before weeping: "I can't, I can't..."

Han Bei was so scared that he lost half his life, rushed forward and snatched the dagger, and coaxed anxiously, "Zhengxia, please calm down, don't be afraid, it can be solved! It can be solved..."

"Han Bei, I'm not good enough for you..." Qiu Zhengxia's eyes were out of focus, and his face was covered with sweat mixed with tears, stammering and choking: "I've been... secretly in love with you, pestering you, you are so, so good, how could it be possible Look at me... this kind of social scum..."

Young Master Han's tortured little heart was pounded hard again, and his lips turned white with distress: "Nonsense! Who dares to say that you are a social scum, I will kill him!"

Qiu Zhengxia's hot lips were closed again, and he asked weakly: "I have never done anything good, if one day I go to jail, will you particularly despise me?"

The overwhelming sense of guilt disturbed Young Master Han's unsteady willpower, and his comforting words were incoherent but heartfelt: "No, as long as it is not the death penalty, I will wait for you for as long as the sentence! You don't know, you are stuck in the ground. At that time, I thought you were dead, and I didn't want to live anymore..."

Qiu Zhengxia broke into an ugly smile and said, "I love you."

"...I love you too." Falling in love with someone for the first time, love is in chaos, loses self, and shakes his belief!

One side is impatient and the other side is obedient. It was supposed to be a meeting between two lovers, but the boy chicken raped the boy chicken. The experience value of both sides is negative. Qiu Zhengxia made full use of the flashy and changeable things he learned from watching the educational film in the foreplay The relaxation tricks and novelty-hunting postures, unfortunately, lack the connection between theory and practice, are clumsy, and have little effect.

Young Master Han's shame was ravaged, his eyes turned black from the pain, and he bit his lip unbearably. He had never suffered such pain in his life, even being bitten by a giant python!

The broiler chicken is too shabby, but the excitement is not long-lasting, just drive into the pile, fiddle with it a few times, and it will be explained in minutes!

The dog thing stopped, the cave was quiet, Han Bei's waist was almost crushed, he twisted his body and lay down with difficulty, and when he opened his eyes, he still couldn't see his fingers!His heart skipped a beat, he thought he was blind, he couldn't help feeling flustered, he stretched out his hand and scratched, "Zhengxia?"

In the darkness, a moist and hot lips greeted him, kissed his palm, and nibbled his fingers, "My dear, don't be afraid, the fire is gone."

Han Bei gradually got used to the darkness, vaguely saw the figure in front of him, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"

Qiu Zhengxia leaned down, entwined his hands and feet, clinging to his chest, twisted left and right, and said with a crying voice, "Mmm~~"

"Hmm, what? Has the poison been detoxified?" Han Bei almost suspected that what he was holding was a snake demon!

"No, it's so painful, I have to do it again!" Qiu Zhengxia took his hand and felt under his body, where it was hard again.

"..." Han Bei wanted to die already!

With the previous round of madness, the violation again was not so unbearable. Qiu Zhengxia lifted Han Bei's leg, adjusted his posture, slowly, firmly, and silently dug into his body, kissing him delicately, coaxing him Relax and repeat one by one: "Han Bei, I love you..."

Han Bei covered his eyes, even if he couldn't see the other person's face clearly, this face-to-face position was enough to embarrass him.This time the carnival lasted for a long time, every impact of Qiu Zhengxia on his body shook his soul, it was suffering and longing, the strange stimulation offset the pain, and the strange experience numbly eroded his last bottom line.

Qiu Zhengxia said: "...every time I go to you when I'm down, you don't smile at me, but there are smiles in your eyes..."

The sweetness in Han Bei's heart is so strong that he is integrated with his lover. No matter what form it is, there is no need to resist it, no need to be ashamed, the sacrifice is worth it, and the pain is even more worth it.

"When I see you, I can warm up..."

It was the first time that Han Bei found that the rambunctious dog was gentle, and the voice was so sexy and charming, tempting his mind and softening his tense nerves. He felt like a feather bumping in the sea, letting the waves roar and the wind whistling, his heart Incomparably peaceful and happy, surrender yourself without reservation, and listen to your lover say "I have loved you for a long time."

Say "You are my God..."

Say "You are my most precious thing."

Say "I fell in love with you at first sight."

Say "Sweet and sour pork ribs with more sugar and no spicy!"

"...Uh???" Han Bei dragged his soul back from the ecstasy of the illusion: what is it?what's the situation?

"Not spicy! Not spicy not spicy not spicy!"

"..."

"You little man-eating goblin! Crush me to death!"

"you you……"

"Benefactor! You are so kind! Let go of the impoverished Longgen!"

"...Damn it..."

When this dog was wasting his foreplay, he took a mouthful of my dear, I love you, my sweetheart, handsome beibei, handsome young master Han, he got carried away within 5 minutes after the real knife and real gun, and didn't say a word——"This way calls the soul Superb! Fair price! Rave reviews!"

Han Bei thumped the mud so hard that he really wanted to hit his head to death!

"Oh my mother! Isn't this the Maoshan School Qiu Tianshi? Please accept my worship~~"

"Save, save..."

"You bald donkeys of the Quanzhen Sect! Kneel down! Kneel down! Kneel down! Kneel down!"

"...Help..." Han Bei: What's in your head, you bastard?

"Qiang Qiang~Qiang Qiang~Qiang Qiang~" Qiu Zhengxia opened his voice and sang vigorously: "Open ~ seal you~ one! Bao~ Qingtian!"

Han Bei exhaled deeply, relaxed his body as much as possible to accommodate the other party's invasion, and persuaded himself: He is poisoned and insane, don't be as knowledgeable as him!

[The coding goblin Serge Serge flies by, and reads Mou En's revision statement: In this chapter H, there are many places in this chapter such as <"Qiang Qiang" collided with "Qiang Qiang" collided", "Not Spicy" collided with "Not Spicy"...> Such descriptions aim to increase the sense of rhythm and rhythm in the process of H (Babe: H wants your sister to have a rhythm!)

But in everyone’s comments, I saw that this paragraph was similar to a certain bg post, so I specially compared it, and found that it was indeed subtly similar to the <"nonsense" and "nonsense"> in that post. Panicked, I hereby amend and delete the <collision> in this paragraph H

Thanks for reminding me girl, cumshot!

Another ps: A lot of nonsense when serving meat dishes has always been a traditional virtue of the benefactor, meow! 】

When I woke up, the cave was shrouded in a slightly cold light, and it was daytime.Han Bei was resting on the hiking bag, dressed tightly, moved his hands and feet a little, felt that his lower body was not sticky, and there was no sweat on his body. It must be that Qiu Zhengxia knew that he was picky and picky, so he cleaned it up for him after he was done. If not My whole body hurts, I really think that the night of absurdity was all a dream.

Turning to face Qiu Zhengxia's big black and white eyes, Han Bei's pale face was flushed, and the heat spread to the roots of his ears, and he licked his dry lips, shyly not knowing what to say.

The two looked at each other in embarrassment for three seconds, Qiu Zhengxia exclaimed and covered his face, "So shy, so shy, so shy!"

Han Bei deliberately slapped him twice, but he couldn't help it, so he coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said in a hoarse voice, "Stop making trouble, I'm thirsty..."

Qiu Zhengxia calmed down immediately, leaned forward and planted a soft kiss on the bridge of his nose, "I'll find some clean water for you to drink, just wait."

Han Bei changed his posture and lay down waiting for the water. He felt a dull pain in his lower body, tingling pain in his bones, sore muscles, and severe pain in his head. It was very difficult to turn over, but it didn't affect Young Master Han's good mood. In a word, every kiss, he covered his heart, it seemed that if he didn't cover it firmly, Mi Sisi would come out from the bottom of his heart.

Young Master Han smirked selfishly, and said to himself: "Eat indiscriminately in the future, and see if I don't beat your ass to bloom!"

Wait!

A discordant thought is like a spark!Young Master Han grabbed Spark's tail, frowned, restrained his smile, and finally realized what was wrong!

——Huang Deng's book imitates an ancient book in the late Qing Dynasty. Why are the margins in simplified characters?

Master Han endured the discomfort all over and crawled to the fire, opened the plant book, and found that every page was in traditional Chinese characters!Only the marginal type of the Eight Desolation Strange Beast Transformation Mushroom is in simplified characters, and the font is completely different from other pages!

Take a closer look, the line drawing and the marginal note are on the same page, the paper quality is different, but the color is the same!The side note was actually put together with another piece of paper, and it was spelled out superbly. Not to mention the urgency of the situation last night and the flickering fire, even now, you can't find it without careful identification!

Han Bei's head froze for a moment, and he crawled towards Zhou Wangyan's rotten magazine, flipped through it casually, and found a page, with a blank cut out in the middle.

Look up.

Above the hole, the title reads: Why did the young master fall?Man and beast, love and desire—all blame the poisonous mushroom!

Look down.

Below the hole, the small characters at the end read: The full text is fictitious, any similarity is purely coincidental.

Trembling, Han Bei squeezed the ridiculously rotten magazine tightly, and heard the nerves in his mind that controlled self-cultivation and rationality "click" and "click" one after another, and they were broken.