Urban Fashion Cultivation

My name is Joshua, male, male, 19 years old, a freshman in college.

I'm going to a wedding today.

But I wasn't happy at all, I was in a ten times worse mood than I was at a funeral!

The male god is getting married, the bride... well, no, the groom is not me... and this is not the worst, the worst thing is that my male god actually said that he is going to marry someone!

Chicken one, marry!Keywords should be bold and capitalized!

This is so sad. When I am in such an unlucky situation, if my heart is a little weaker, I may have suicidal thoughts.

There are quite a few such glass-hearted people. As soon as news of the male god's marriage came out, there were a lot of idiot fans who were crying and shouting to commit suicide. There were more women, and a little less men.

Well, I admit, female fans are a little bit more miserable, because they are completely useless, after all, how can they fall in love if they have different sexual orientations?For people like us, at least our aptitudes match up, but at worst, we are reversed cp...

——What a big deal!Going against cp is the real sadness going against the flow, okay?Can you imagine, my three views collapsed in an instant!It's been almost a month since the male god announced his withdrawal from the circle, and I haven't recovered from it until now, and my mood is almost broken every day.

Since adolescence, I have realized that my sexuality is different. It is not the sports committee member of the next class or the captain of the school basketball team that enlightens me, but the handsome and almost inhuman man on TV.He is tall, tall and straight, full of vigor, with a good figure, and his temperament is also the one I love - I checked the Internet at the time, and there are too many people who share the same feeling as me. There is a website voting, and male gods occupy it all the year round' The most attractive man in Xiaoshou's list is at the top of the list. I don't know how many people like me, when they dreamed back at midnight, they fantasized about having a vigorous love with the male god.

For this reason, I have read a lot of CP fan fictions of male gods, whether it is the type that the domineering president falls in love with me, or the type that I don’t want to be a cold general, I can read them with gusto, and then bring them into the recipient with ease ——Yes, he is my male god, my favorite, and my ideal type of spouse. If I can be with him, even for one night, I am willing to die immediately!

Before this, the only thing that made me sad was that the male god was so famous and popular that people who liked him were like a crucian carp crossing the river, so it was impossible for me to monopolize him... But every disadvantage has an advantage , it is precisely because the male god is so popular that he is able to make so many blockbuster films, creating classic screen images one after another!And it's great that he doesn't join forces with those who are obsessed with pretending to be ugly to win awards. Every character has a unique charm, and he is not obsessed with being the leading actor. Such willfulness is always proud of being superior...

In order to get closer to him, I was admitted to the best film academy in China. I will work hard to enter that circle, and then cooperate with the male god for a while!Even if it is a trick, I recognize it, he is the biggest motivation for me to move forward!

But... this is like a bolt from the blue, why did the male god suddenly announce that he was going to retire?It was obviously the best time of year, and none of the male movie stars in China was more popular than him, so why did he give up without any regrets?

Well, the subsequent development made me realize that the divine thunder is not the worst, and the worst is still waiting...

He said he was getting married...

I do not believe!

Maybe he said that he wants to get married and marry a lucky woman, I won't be so sad!No matter how bad it is, if he said he wants to marry a man, I can accept it a little calmer!

But, the male god wants to marry?It's almost like a dark humor!In this world, who is qualified to marry my male god?At that moment, I had the urge to buy a pack of bombs, and die with that shameless man who wanted to eat swan meat!

By the way, we also have a well-organized fan club, communicating with them, it proves that I am not the only one who has this idea, everyone is blown up!

I think it is absolutely wise for the male god not to announce the life of the other party immediately, because if it were announced, the man would have died by now.

We discussed for a long time, discussing who is that lucky idiot, and whether it is actually a tsundere, you know, he lost in bed, and he has to save face, such as threatening the male god, if you don’t Admit to the outside world that you are the one below, and I will not let you go to bed or marry you, Barabara, as it is written in novels.

Even, there are no wild men at all, is this just a joke made by the male god on everyone?

In short, until the last moment, everyone is lucky, and of course I am one of them.

The male god's wedding is scheduled in Denmark, which probably has the meaning of a fairy tale. He couldn't resist everyone's begging, and agreed to let more than 200 fans go to watch the ceremony, randomly selected from those who signed up.Maybe it's compensation for my disappointment in love!I became one of the lucky ones.For this reason, I bought a plane ticket early in the morning, saved money on food and expenses, and flew over with fellow club members who were equally lucky. I watched the scene at the first time, and looked for a chance to rescue the male god...

We set off early in the morning, feeling very sad.The driver who pulled us past saw that we were all wearing black suits with solemn faces, and kindly persuaded us to mourn. Although the death of a loved one is painful, we must always look forward... We had a dark face and only said thank you, not Too much explanation.

So the driver saw us walking towards the church, and when the church was decorated like a wedding scene, his expression became very strange.He also muttered a few words, wondering if there are some celebrities getting married here, why are there so many people.

We can't control that much, so we walk in with our feet.

The church is a magnificent castle-like building, hidden in the green mountains and green waters, with a high wall around it, and a gate. There are several uniformed people guarding the gate, checking everyone's pass. Can be stopped at the door.I saw a lot of people who didn't get in, and it gave me a better sense of my own luck.

There are too many people outside, most of them are compatriots with black eyes and yellow skin, and of course there are also foreigners.According to the mood, it can be divided into the beaming group and the mourning group.And the proportion of the latter is definitely not small.After entering the interior of the church, the density of people decreased a little, and everyone maintained an eerie silence.

The wedding scene is very romantic and beautiful, and it is embarrassing.From the eyes of an ordinary person, this place is like a dreamy crystal palace, and then it is full of sacred and solemn feeling.I bet that 80.00% of the fans who attended the wedding had the idea of ​​robbing marriage, and the remaining 20.00%, it is estimated that half of them wanted to die with the wild man, and only the remaining half sincerely wished the male god happiness .

I don't want to think about it so much now, I just want to know right away, who is that Aojiao who snatched away the male god?

I have a white glove in my pocket. If there is a chance, I will throw the white glove on that arrogant face, to show that I want to fight him!

The male god is only in his 20s, you bastard just drag him into marriage!The male god is only in his 20s, you not only want to pull him to marry you, but also pull him out of the entertainment industry!The male god is only in his 20s, not only do you want to marry him and pull him out of the entertainment industry, but you even want to make the male god say that you are a slave for the sake of vanity!Scum to death!

At this moment, I felt a kind of solemnity from the heart. I took the time to go over the wall and browse the domestic forums. Everyone was screaming and waiting for the live broadcast. I also sent a few photos in the past. , I am not fighting alone!

Just like that, after waiting for an unknown amount of time, I heard the sound of a car, and then the wedding march sounded.

Holding the pure white rose-shaped fence in front of me, I stretched my neck hard and stared at the door of the church.

After waiting for a while, two men finally appeared there.

I saw my male god at a glance!

Listening to the familiar melody of the wedding march, I don't know why, my eyes blurred immediately, I quickly wiped away the tears that came out, blinked hard, and then I saw my male god clearly again.

By the way, I finally saw the wild man's face clearly.

...Tiffany!

It turned out to be Tiffany!

It really is Tiffany!

wild ambition!I already thought he was not a good thing!There are many CPs of male gods, but this woman's face definitely occupies a more mainstream position, but I have never liked him, I think he is an insidious guy-now that I think about it, or am I too sensitive?Smelled the threat from him early in the morning?

Now I'm sure!I got it right!The woman's face is that tsundere!Male God, open your eyes wide to see his shameless face!Why spoil him unprincipled!You definitely deserve better!Damn Tiffany, let go of my male god and call me if you have the ability!

Turning grief into strength, I took a lot of photos of the two people who were walking slowly, and then sent them back to China one by one, I want to expose him!Let everyone see the face of this guy who is a villain!Let everyone criticize him!

The white glove in my pocket probably wouldn't be able to be thrown away, but it became a substitute for a handkerchief, and I cried like a fool holding it.Because I can see that the male god and that woman's face are probably true love, look at the way he looks at the woman's face...

I really really don't want to wish you happiness, but it's useless to try to hold on now...I can only say, male god, if a woman dares to treat you badly, dare to be okay and arrogant, I will definitely To vent your anger on you!We are your strong backing, woo woo woo...

******

There was definitely more than one Joshua who cried like a fool, and many people at the scene actually burst into tears.

At this time in China, countless photos were sent back, and the forum had already exploded.

#货娇受Go to die! #

#肖娇反伤 My cp heart is not dead, but your womanly face betrayed you, so don't struggle anymore! #

#My male god is definitely attacking! #

#呀吉光光 Please be happy! #

#男神Although you are out of the closet, I still love you, so don’t quit the entertainment industry, okay...#