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This year's Oscars, like previous years, is a big stage for niche films.

In the end, "Starship Warships" only got one of the best visual effects... even worse than Avatar back then!At any rate, they won three prizes!As for the Best Foreign Language Film Award, which is actually very sure, it also unexpectedly lost to a French film. The theme is a gloomy discussion of human nature. Many French people have never seen it...

In fact, I have to say that almost all the judges of the academy have a unique hobby, that is, killing hot box office blockbusters in a series of bang bang bang!The so-called fish and bear's paw can't have both, you have already made enough money, what kind of artistry is there in a purely commercial film?Among the judges who are generally very old, many people can no longer appreciate those noisy sci-fi blockbusters. They feel physically sick when they hear the name, and they don’t even bother to look at it, let alone cast their votes. give it a...

Art is pure, lofty, and not kitsch... In short, it is absolutely insulated from those popcorn commercial blockbusters.

Sometimes, in order to obey the general trend, or... ratings, everyone has to make a little compromise.But does "Starship Wars" have such weight?No matter how noisy it is on the Internet, it is first and foremost a foreign language film, from film companies to directors to actors, all foreigners, and has nothing to do with Hollywood!The right time, place and people are all right, and the vast majority of people are happy to shoot it. It is even generous enough to give it three nominations and one award in the end. What else do you want?

So, of course, "Starship Warships" made a cannon fodder.

But there is one thing, the domestic fans were speechless at first, but then they were inexplicably relieved-our director Hao seems to be very unimpressed with Oscars!The main force didn't go at all!Those who were sent were all nominated behind-the-scenes personnel. Although I was a little disappointed that I couldn't see the red carpet of the male god, I still had to give a thumbs up in front of such a fucked up result: Good job!

Damn, every time I see those who have no works, I have to rub the red carpet, and even make up a lie that is full of loopholes. I have to pretend to be invited and then be exposed. All kinds of behaviors that embarrass me abroad, watching the news in front of the computer Feel embarrassment phobia is about to commit!I go to kneel and lick every year, and get slapped in the face every year...Although this time I was still slapped in the face by Oscar, Director Hao just slapped me back at that time—you don't want to see me, I'm too lazy to bother you...

djob!

But of course, if someone praises something, someone will criticize it.When most people thought that director Hao Yingjun did a good job and was not ashamed, there was still a group of people who started jumping up and down with irony.

For example, "Isn't it just that you made two blockbuster movies? You know your surname! You're such an old man if you don't go for four Oscar nominations. If you do, why would they only give you one award? Just do it." Well, it's all your fault, just don't cry alone!"

For example, "Excessive self-confidence is actually low self-esteem. How can you look down on Oscar! A bottle is less than half a bottle, and co-authoring shows that you have a good accent? In fact, you just don't have the guts!"

For example, "Fools, don't you feel cheated yet? People are trying to use this topic to hype up! You make yourself look like a national hero, but you are not a rude upstart..."

Wait, wait, and so on.

No matter how popular it is, it can't be turned into a porn, and it can't be loved by everyone—even if it is a porn, maybe someone will give a piss and dislike the smell of copper!There are many people who are popular, and how many people are like Hao Yingjun and Fan Fan, in fact, how many people use ropes to hack them.

But in fact, under the impact of another explosive news, no one paid attention to the topic of Oscars. After all, no matter how good the Oscars are, they are also things on the other side of the world, and they are nominations for several technical awards. , it's not the best male and female lead, the best director, and the best film. Since the crew of the others have shown that they don't care, the fans are also following in the footsteps of their idols, and they don't bother to mention this matter.

So the hottest topic now has become what is the content of Director Hao and Fan Fan's new film, and when will it be released.

After hearing the name of the movie, many people were Spartan.

There was a related post on Tianya, and tall buildings were quickly built up.

What is the new film of "Fan Fan male god?"I suspect that I have auditory hallucinations, help someone to wake me up! "

Floor 1: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah what I heard were two magical words kuaiai come to a little friend to tell me if it is true!I'm not sleepwalking, am I?

2nd Floor: Sleepwalking with the host... I love to have someone who understands to guide me!

Floor 3: It's hard to believe but... that's right, those two words!

4th floor: ………………… Hong……………… Huang……………【vomiting blood】

Floor 5: I can't get down on my knees, director Hao please accept my knees!

Floor 6: Nima, I have to say, Director Hao's courage is really a fortress!He dared to shoot even the prehistoric!Who will tell me how Honghuang was filmed? I can't even imagine... Well, if Director Hao is not Director Hao, and he suddenly releases the word to shoot such a god-like theme, I will give him a face and then don't even watch it, because it will definitely It's a vulgar and copycat "myth" drama. The actors dare to call themselves saints with mosquito netting on top of the head of the film... But for no reason, it's Director Hao who went crazy. I suddenly feel that I can still look forward to it. all at once...

7th floor: The heaven and earth are mysterious and yellow, the universe is prehistoric... Pangu created the world, and then saints from all walks of life appeared on the stage, all kinds of magic weapons flew together, dragons and phoenixes robbed, liches robbed, Nuwa mended the sky, Zhu Rong Gonggong... well, I won’t go Let's talk about it, let's not mention how these great gods act, just talk about the "Tao", how it is shown in the movie... Although I am a fan of Director Hao, I still have to say Even if Director Hao chooses such a deadly subject, I still have to light him a row of candles [candles] [candles] [candles]...

8th floor: row to the seventh floor, same waxing...

Floor 9: Although I also want to light wax, I still want to see how it breaks!

Floor 10: Yes!I heard that the production team even bought the copyright from several master artists!I also heard that these great gods have also formed a screenwriting team. Don't you think it looks very reliable once you hear it?By the way, my favorite Da Da is also among them, without mentioning the name, I like his prehistoric setting the most...

Floor 11: Think about it, a TV series with dozens of episodes can be made out of a list of gods, and a movie with such a big theme can handle it?funny...

12th floor: Who said that a movie can be made well?Are you not allowed to make a sequel?Besides, maybe it will be the same as "Worship", make a movie, and make the rest into a TV series!My family Hao Da is so bold!Rich and willful!

Floor 13: I also think that if anyone in this world can film the prehistoric world, the most reliable director is Hao Yingjun...

Floor 14: Actually think about it, the Nordic gods have been made into blockbuster movies, why can't we make some Chinese myths and stories?Hongjun Luohu and those people are three mountains better than those shameless guys!

15th floor: The upstairs one is because of the strong three mountains, muscular men are easy to shoot, how can the sages shoot the charm!I can't imagine...

Floor 16: Just because you can't imagine, you can't shoot it. You are not Hao Yingjun, so don't speculate... Support my male god!The male god can definitely do it!

Floor 17: ... I heard that the male god Fan Fan played Luo Hu in it?I have prepared tissues, wipe the nosebleeds up and down... cough cough, male god, I love you!

Floor 18: Remember that beautiful and weak adjutant?Xiao Shoushou, the male god Fan Fan on the thorny battleship... It is said that he also has a role in it... Oh my god, the phantom limb became hard before I knew it...

Floor 19: Those upstairs, please respect yourself!What are you thinking about? It's disgusting! [The little shoushou of my male god is also something you can get your hands on?Fork out and chop into eight pieces! 】

Floor 20: The cp of the male god is the captain of my Starship Warship, okay? [Picture] [Picture] [Picture], look at my male god's little eyes!But this is not love!Let's fight!

Floor 21: Hehe, I just sneered, let's fight! [Picture] [Picture] [Picture], now it's not popular to fall in love and want to kill, okay!This kind of silent companionship is called true love!

22nd Floor: Silently wipe away the nosebleed, support upstairs!Adjutant True Love 1! [By the way, am I the only one who reversed cp?I like the next game!The weak attack the strong and the cute face is bloody! 】

23rd floor: After much deliberation...go upstairs...

Floor 24: Tell me quietly, don't you feel that the topic has gone off track?We're talking about new movies now!Hong Huang's subject matter is so awesome, so exciting, but you guys are discussing CP!What's the moral!I simply despise you all! [By the way, I like strong attacks and weak ones!The upstairs is full of cults! 】

Floor 25: ... I figured it out, so why not talk about it!All good posts are misled by you unscrupulous women!Waiting to see the movie!Anyway, there are still ten days until the release, and everything will be known by then!

Floor 26: That's right!For the beauty of this movie, I have to watch it too!Moreover, director Hao's production must be a masterpiece!Don't worry about special effects, and he doesn't have to worry about being vulgar and nonsense in his script, it's absolutely impossible to shoot one and ruin another like that!Not to mention that there are so many reliable masters writing the screenplay together this time, I can't wait!

...after turning a few pages...

Floor 1023: Oscar is nothing!Waiting for us to get an award ourselves, after Hao Yingjun suddenly emerges, I believe that it will not be long before everyone catches up, and then we will be awesome, and let those Hollywood movies come to us to judge awards!Hahaha when the time comes, tell them to cater to us and make movies we like, otherwise they won't give awards!

Building 1024: I only hope that with Hao Yingjun and Zhuyu in front, those directors will start to shoot those popular online works. Some plots are really a hundred times better than those written by those bloody screenwriters, okay?

Floor 1025: Wait and see!

Floor 1206: Wait and see 1!

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