Urban Fashion Cultivation

After watching the premiere, it was almost midnight.There were still crowds of people lingering and refusing to disperse at the entrance of the cinema. After enjoying the ultimate visual feast, Li Ran successfully got the autograph of the male god, and his whole body was about to float.

Then as soon as he came out, he met all kinds of envious and jealous eyes.

When he reflected on it afterwards, he deeply felt that his brain must have been filled with shit at that moment—yes, it was shit, not water—fucking shit for being idle and doing nothing!Don't you understand how to make a fortune in a muffled voice?What are you doing to mess with Luthor who is about to become a fool... Please turn back time!He will definitely go back to that moment just now, and beat that idiot who swaggered around with the male god's signature on his forehead to death!

If he hadn't gotten it, he wouldn't be so mad.It is because of the missed opportunity that he is so heartbroken!

The male god's signature was stolen!The autograph was still signed on a limited edition poster. The male god was leaning on the Thorn in a military uniform, so handsome that it made people spray nosebleeds every minute... just like that, he was snatched away!

And because of the heavy traffic, he couldn't even see the robber's face clearly!

Wei Yang tried his best to stop the ancestor's anger and call the police—what should I do if I call the police?Said that an autograph was robbed?Even if you are not despised, you will never find the perpetrator, okay? !

After a scene of extreme joy and sorrow, Li Ran's whole body was exhausted, and he went back to the dormitory half dead. After eating a pack of spicy sticks, he recovered some blood, turned on the computer, and began to write movie reviews for his male god's movies.

"First of all, I want to say that the first application of naked-eye 3D technology in movies was not in Hollywood, but in my country of rabbits. Isn't this reason enough for you to go to the cinema to support it?"

"Of course, if you've watched "Asking", shouldn't it be natural to watch "Starship Warships" for the first time? Chinese people can't make future science fiction? It's all in the past! "Starship Warships" is definitely a masterpiece you can't miss! You really should go and see the planets, universes, battleships, and bugs in it. Once you watch it, all the previous movies that thought they had excellent technology and realistic special effects are weak! You You will be in the real galaxy and experience the bloody battle to the extreme, believe me, if you don’t watch it, you will fall behind.”

"One more thing I have to mention, the emotional scene in the movie is really great! It's really full of love [no, cross it out], I always feel that every film director has his own good and bad. For example, some people are good at creating big scenes, but they are not good at shooting emotional scenes. And some people are just the opposite. They handle some tender feelings and small touches superbly, and when they play big scenes, they are nondescript. But director Hao Yingjun made me realize that there are still people in this world. Talented, it's only the second movie, he has already perfected it. It is fair to say that he will be among the top masters in the world soon."

"Finally, I want to curse a thief, no, it's a robber! A robber! I got the signed poster of my male god Fan Fan!! Can you imagine my excitement!!! But it's gone, by that damned robber Stolen!!!! Curse that you will not be able to see the real body of the male god Fan Fan for the rest of your life!!! Luther, you will be masturbating with the photo of the male god for the rest of your life!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! !!"

As far as the first few paragraphs are concerned, they can be considered calm and restrained, with blood and order.Then the last paragraph is like a sudden schizophrenia, and the painting style has changed so much that people are caught off guard!

The point is, this time Li Ran still has a serious face, and neurotics usually post their film reviews on Weibo, Douban, Tianya, school bbs, WeChat, Space, Renren.com homepage... In short, cast the net in an all-round way, and make sure not to miss a platform that can be used for display.

After posting, Li Ran only felt physically and mentally exhausted, so he silently turned off the computer and went to bed.

So, he didn't know that this extremely snarky post had actually gone viral.From Weibohuo to Tianya, from Tianyahuo to Douban, even his Renren homepage has been stepped on by the idlers who come here...

"From the pile of exclamation marks, I seem to see the collapsed inner world of the landlord... ps: Ask for a signed poster in the hands of the robber brother at a high price!"

"I just want to say that I used three computers to snatch the premiere tickets together, but it still failed. I was very envious and jealous. Did you make it! PS: Ask for a signed poster in the robber's hands at a high price!"

"Ah! The landlord gripped his claws! I just came back from the movie theater, and I opened the window and howled for a few seconds, trying to vent my excitement... But it seemed that I was disturbing the people and someone called me crazy... In addition, there were only three Zhang Fanfan's autographed poster, the poster actually snatched one! I wanted to be angry with the poster, but seeing how pitiful you are... ps: Ask for a signed poster in the hands of the robber brother at a high price!"

"Upstairs, can you be more serious! I have been kneeling in the entertainment circle and licking Hollywood for decades, and I finally did something to show my face. This is a counterattack. Aren't you excited?! Just thinking about it at the critical moment Poster poster, superficial head! ps: Ask for a signed poster in the hands of the robber brother at a high price! [Don’t get me wrong, I just don’t want to destroy the formation...]”

"For those who didn't get the premiere tickets, stop talking about it, okay? Anyway, you are in China, and you can watch it tomorrow if you work hard. I am in the United States on a time difference! It is said that the screening will take three days, and the filming The rate is not high, I have to run dozens of kilometers away to watch a movie, think about it, isn’t it so sour! ps: Ask for a signed poster in the hands of the robber brother at a high price! [I will take the postage!]”

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"I don't understand you at all. Look at these scientists [picture] [picture] [picture] who have worked hard all their lives. What they come up with is the real foundation of a strong country, okay? When can a director or an actor Everyone is so bloody, I really feel sad for those unknown scientists!"

"Upstairs sb, why are there always some people who are full of national righteousness coming to the crooked building! Did we say that scientists are not worthy of respect? Everyone is not in the same field, so it's annoying to be annoying! Anyway, I just think Hao Yingjun is awesome. Forced, feel elated! Fan Fan is handsome enough! ps: Ask for a signed poster in the hands of the robber brother at a high price!"

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Posts covered with high-rise buildings are sometimes distorted by people, but they will be straightened again soon.To be honest, because "Starship Warships" is unprecedentedly popular, and tonight is its premiere, there are many related posts, and the initial popularity is quite high.The first few paragraphs of this post posted by Li Ran are very similar to what others said, so it is not surprising.The biggest reason why he became popular was the last paragraph full of exclamation marks.

Alas, fans and stars really have their own bitterness to pour out.

Some celebrities are very high-profile, and correspondingly, a lot of scandals have been accumulated.The so-called once entering the world is as deep as the sea, from then on the star is a slut.If you are a fan of such a star, you don’t have to worry about his (her) being exposed enough. Dabao sees you every day, but you must have a heart like a cast copper and iron cast diamond, otherwise you will be forced to turn black every minute and don’t want to see him again (she) has.

In contrast, some celebrities are so low-key and scary, filming is filming, don't ask him to show his face in the rest of the day, just like Fan Fan.If you want to find some rumors about idols, you have to rely on speculation, and even these speculations are so nondescript that there is almost no credibility.So there is no need to worry about scandals, everyone is driven into a mental illness, okay?The breath of desire and dissatisfaction can be smelled half a mile away!

In the end, one super lucky guy not only watched the premiere, but also got a poster signed by Fan Fan!

If it’s just like this, nothing to say, it’s enough to take firewood, salt, cumin powder, chili noodles, etc., and bake it on the spot.But unexpectedly, the fact is that the poster was snatched by robbers...

I am really happy, hahaha, everyone is happy when they see the landlord is unlucky, so they are extraordinarily diligent in teasing, and the discussion is extraordinarily enthusiastic.

When Li Ran got up the next day, he swiped through the row of webpages he had opened last night, and seeing the numbers of replies, he was terrified.Then when I saw the neatly lined up posters of 'A high price asking for the signature poster in the hands of the robber's elder brother', a layer of salt particles was cruelly sprinkled on the wound, and the whole person was not well.

In fact, Li Ran was not the only one who felt bad.

Hao Yingjun felt a little guilty right now.

When he went back last night, he somewhat expected that Tiffany would not make him feel better, so he could only maintain his composure on the surface, but actually had a nervous stomachache. He sat in the living room and pretended to drink tea, preparing to welcome Tiffany Fanny's question...

As a wise and intelligent life form, Hao Yingjun is still quite quick-witted. He has thought of many ways to deal with it, full of confidence, just waiting for Tiffany to spray him, and he will immediately spray back and so on. , I don’t know how cool it will be!

how do you know...

Damn Tiffany ignored him at all, and dragged Fan Fan through the sweet world of two people, as if Mr. Hao Yingjun didn't exist!

But no one knows better than him how difficult this guy is!In the final edited version, he changed the double arrows of "Captain and Adjutant of Thorn Warship" into double triangular arrows of "Captain and Adjutant of Thorn Warship, Captain of Thorn Warship and Captain of Starship Battleship", that stingy Bara How could your man not go crazy?Why did he join the film, as a male supporting actor with not too many roles?Don't you want to monopolize Fanfan's relationship line?It turned out that he was cheated to some extent, so he might honestly admit his bad luck?

Even if the earth is destroyed, Hao Yingjun doesn't even believe that this man will become a kind person who eats vegetarian food and prays to Buddha!

If there is an open fight, Hao Yingjun really won't be afraid of him, he is also a big man now, okay?What's more, he is not completely out of selfishness. Isn't this editing effect not good?A man who only knows how to be jealous is too small!Sure enough, a businessman who smells like copper won't understand the artist's world...

But Tiffany didn't fight him immediately, but dealt with it coldly...Hao Yingjun sat alone in the living room, uncontrollably thinking about it... After one night, he felt that his whole body was not well.