Urban Fashion Cultivation

It is because of this stimulation that Tiffany has been working hard recently to maintain her 'dignity of husband and wife'!

If anyone is kind enough, plus he has a big dog gall, he will risk his life to tell Tiffany the fact that what he needs most is not fitness, but... plastic surgery.

But of course, no one is so stupid as to be cannon fodder, so Tiffany can only be left alone to try to make ends meet, wasting his efforts.

...Brother, have you forgotten your cheating pure yin physique?Even if someone "sorts out" you every day, what you are born with cannot be changed.Let’s say that if you entered the Dao with martial arts, there is still a little chance that you can practice tougher, but you also practice Qi. With your current cultivation, the poor amount of exercise in the gym is useless. It’s really useless. Scheming!

Hao Yingjun, who accepted the reality more and more helplessly, gloated at this point, and secretly hoped that this little boy would fall out of favor one day...

But this schadenfreude didn't last long, because the little boy in its mouth dug a hole for it.

Ever since knowing that this hamster is also an intelligent creature, Tiffany has always felt that it is a bit of an eyesore. It is so pervasive and thick-skinned that it interrupted their double cultivation several times, almost causing Tiffany to suffer from erectile dysfunction. So much so that every time before the double repair, I have to check the room carefully, and then put on the shield, for fear that this light bulb will take advantage of the loophole.

But sometimes when the interest comes, he forgets these pre-works, and when Hao Yingjun is watching, he will be violent and want to kill every minute.Where there is oppression, there is resistance, and it is not feasible to attack this annoying hamster directly, so Tiffany can only find another way.

He asked his subordinates to bring a pad and taught Yingjun to use it to surf the Internet.

Hao Yingjun was very dismissive, just kidding, in terms of programming, it has thrown away these crude elementary codes for several light years, and it doesn’t need any media at all to surf the Internet, it can do it in its own brain, so it’s no bird at Tiffany.

Tiffany was not discouraged, he clicked on a folder, and started to play a TV series for Haoyingjun—this is the latest TV series about fairy tales in ancient costumes released in mainland China. The filming style in mainland China is quite flamboyant nowadays. The whole TV series is full of strong Shanzhai Taobao style, and there is also that bullshit plot and character relationship. As soon as it was broadcast, it attracted a lot of complaints from netizens.

This is a work of conscience carefully selected by Tiffany for Hao Yingjun after careful weighing.

Hao Yingjun squinted his eyes in disdain. It didn't intend to look at it, but it took a few glances from the corner of its eye, and its ears were still listening to those bloody lines. After 5 minutes, Hao Yingjun couldn't help it anymore. With Tiffany's rubbish taste, he resolutely walked away!

But it is still too naive, and underestimated the shamelessness of Tiffany - no matter which room it goes to, there is a large LCD screen playing the TV series simultaneously. Such a luxurious scene makes the sound become surround sound, Even if it ran outside, a display screen was installed on the wall of the villa, but the effect was even more shocking.

Hao Yingjun originally planned to directly hack these annoying TVs, which was a piece of cake for him, but before he took action, he remembered one thing, Fan Fan did not betray himself, he did not tell this little boy the truth, so Ti Fan Ni still thinks that it is a little monster with very shallow skills, so if it can't hold back now and shows its true talent, then I will not call myself, and I have no cards at the end up.

He hesitated so much and gave up the shot. Half an hour later, before Hao Yingjun could come up with a new countermeasure, it was brainwashed first.

On the LCD screen, a woman wearing a curtain cloth, two arms exposed, and plastic beads on her head was crying. Opposite her was a woman in a black gauze gown with heavy eyeliner and dark purple eyeshadow. This man, with his nostrils upturned and his long hair loose, snorted unfeelingly, "You bitch! I didn't expect you to be so vicious! Qingqing is so kind, but you hurt her. , I will take your life!"

The woman shook her head desperately, only one of her two eyes was shedding tears, and she shouted sadly: "I don't! You can't wrong me! This woman directed and acted it all by herself. Although I envy her for being favored, how dare I Harm her when she is pregnant, King, you have to trust me... errrrrrrrrr..."

At this time, a woman dressed in more shabby and weirder clothes ran out, holding a swaddle in her hand, and happily showed the man, "Junzuo! God bless you! The young master is safe and sound. Congratulations to Junzuo for his son .”

Jun Zuo was so happy that he burst into tears, and then asked a series of affectionate questions, "Where is Qingqing, is Qingqing safe? Tell me quickly!" As he asked, he put on a running posture and rushed in...

Hao Yingjun: "..."

This—is—is—legend—speak—in—ancient—pretend—immortal—hero—drama?Are you fucking kidding me? !

It gave up on itself like this, lying on the sofa, watching the four-episode series for a long time, and when Fan Fan finished his double cultivation and came out to meet it, the hamster was completely sluggish.

Fan Zhilan glanced at the screen curiously, feeling blind, and then he talked to Haoyingjun, "I didn't expect you to like this kind of thing, in fact, I wanted to say it a long time ago, you should learn to enjoy the fun of ordinary people, if you look at it What’s the point of life if movies are forced to feed data streams? It’s only fun to watch on TV like this... Well, since you like this kind of movies, watch more...Entertainment...cough cough."

Although he was reasonable, he lifted his butt. Since Hao Yingjun's taste is so peculiar, he should enjoy it slowly alone, and he won't watch it with him.

Hao Yingjun glanced at him resentfully.The black mist stretched out for a radius of three meters, and the concentration was almost visible to the naked eye...

Fan Zhilan was very surprised, "What's the matter? You can read it first, I still have homework to finish, so I won't be with you."

Hao Yingjun complained word by word, "Who-tell-tell-you-I-like-like-look-it!"

Fan Zhilan was even more surprised, "Why do you want to watch it if you don't like it? This is the fifth episode!"

Hao Yingjun's face was bloody.

After a pause for five seconds, it suddenly opened its mouth in a rage, "There are such rubbish films in this world, this tm can also be called Xianxia?! Do you think I have never seen what a real Xianxia looks like! This It's just a piece of shit! Even if I were to shoot it, it would definitely be ten thousand times better than the one made by this idiot director!"

Then, Hao Yingjun stared at the picture on the TV in silence for five seconds, and it muttered thoughtfully: "Hey? That's right, so why can't I make a reliable one by myself?!"

This idea came out of nowhere, but once I accepted this setting, it became more and more reliable after thinking about it!Since it thinks it's blind, is there a better idea than making a non-blind one?No!

The wonderful thing is that it has money, ability, and a brain full of knowledge. The database is overflowing with all kinds of related materials... The feasibility is ridiculously high!

I have to say that it has devoted itself to finding trouble with Tiffany during this time. The most important reason is that it is too idle, has nothing to do, boring and moldy, empty and lonely, and it is not pleasing to see all happy people—— ——It has always had a life plan, such as teaching Fan Fan at first, and then managing Fan Fan's wedding, helping Fan Fan housekeeper, and taking care of Fan Fan's children. In short, the plan is full, full of energy, and has always maintained an optimistic good quality.

However, this perfect life plan was disturbed by a little boy who turned out to be out of nowhere. The little boy has a lot of money, so he has all kinds of professional butlers to serve him, so he doesn't need it.Xiaobailian can't have children yet, so the dream of endless abundance of children and grandchildren is also shattered... Hao Yingjun didn't turn the corner for a while, and the whole hamster was confused.

But now, suddenly, it has found a new direction, and that drive is back!

That's right, why don't I become a director!Hao Yingjun thought passionately.

It looked at Fan Zhilan abruptly, with a pair of black bean eyes gleaming, which frightened Fan Zhilan for a moment.It seemed that he hadn't seen such an energetic Hao Yingjun for a while. When he fought guerrilla with Fairy Kongmeng and when he accompanied him to adapt to life on earth, Hao Yingjun was always full of energy. So, yes When did it start to become irritable, sensitive, and sluggish?

It's not that Fan Zhilan didn't notice this, it's because he did. During this period of time, he has been working hard to accompany it, chat with it, play with it, and become more and more cautious, so the situation is getting worse... The relationship between them There must be something wrong with the way they get along with each other, but how to set things right, the two Xiaobai have no idea - So Handsome undoubtedly rejects Tiffany, but he can't leave Tiffany, he wants them to accept each other, But the chances of success looked bleak.

Seeing Hao Yingjun's energetic appearance without any mental preparation, Fan Zhilan sincerely laughed along with her, and asked in a super soft tone: "What do you want to say?"

Hao Yingjun and Fan Zhilan looked at each other, "I want...a human body."

Fan Zhilan raised her eyebrows, "Human body?"

Hao Yingjun nodded again and again, "Yes! Puppet art, I remember Fairy Kongmeng once taught a little, right? You mentioned it before, or you can help me change into a human body..."

Fan Zhilan hesitated and said: "That's right, but with my current level, I can't move you in as a whole. Maybe the effect is similar to... a mecha? That kind of human mecha, you are the pilot Member, I can make the appearance as realistic as possible, but your experience will still be poor, because in the end, it is still a deceptive thing-but if you are willing to wait for me, in a few years, or I will form a golden core After that, a real human body can be made for you."

After finishing speaking, Fan Zhilan paused, and couldn't help asking: "Why do you want a human body all of a sudden? When I asked you before, didn't you want to keep your current appearance? If you had told me earlier, I would have told you earlier." Study the puppet technique, maybe you can make a real one now!"

This hamster is just a narcissist. Fan Zhilan finally understood what this hamster was when she met it for the first time, and she also learned fur puppetry. She enthusiastically proposed to change poor Hao Yingjun The human shell... was rejected decisively by it, and it felt that it was the most handsome in the world like this!

Hao Yingjun didn't feel that he was going back on his word at all, "That's enough, I just want the mecha style, I don't choose! I just want to use my identity as a human being to be a director. After all, with my current appearance, there is no I can’t direct those actors. You just need to make a shell that is realistic enough. I’m good at mecha stance, and I’ll get more pieces as soon as I can. I can’t wait! Hahaha, I want to show my skills!”

Fan Zhilan was dazzled, "Being a director..." This really happened suddenly, without any warning at all!

However, Hao Yingjun was full of arrogance, and he was just waiting to show off his talents. He even arranged a job for Fan Zhilan, "When the time comes, you will be in charge of getting the clothes..."

Fan Zhilan: "..."