Rebirth one way to the north

Gong Xiaonan lost her mother when she was two or three years old, and her father was a long-distance driver. Only her older brother Gong Xiaobai usually took care of him.but!Xiaobai is only seven or eight years old, and his height is not as tall as a stove. One can imagine what kind of miserable life the brothers usually lead.

At that time, every time my father came home, the two younger brothers were as happy as a holiday—finally they could eat fully cooked meals!The taste is not within the scope of their consideration, as long as they can be cooked!

The father felt guilty about his sons and felt that he had not taken good care of them, so he handed over all the passbooks at home to Xiaobai.Xiao Nan also wanted to try the feeling of keeping a passbook. Once, when her brother was not paying attention, she transferred the passbook to the small iron box that she used to hold candies and then slingshots and glass balls. She was so self-inflated that she took it out to show off to the children. "Passbook! Have you seen it? It's full of money! You can buy a lot of candy, and you will all be smashed to the ground and unable to get up."

The child held the passbook curiously and shook it, but didn't even shake out a penny coin, so everyone didn't believe it, thinking that Gong Xiaonan was lying.

One of the children: "I've seen my family's passbook, you are not a passbook! The passbook looks like a fat pig, and it makes noise when it shakes!"

The second child: "Tch, Gongdi pigs lie again. Those who lie are bad boys."

The third child: "Yes, my mother won't let me play with the Gongdi pig, saying that he was not taught by his mother, he was born with bad breeds, and so is his brother. Last time his brother fought with a classmate, and was given by his classmate's father." Kicked it."

The fourth child: "We won't take you to play! Go!"

Xiao Nan went home sadly holding the small iron box. He wanted to take out the glass balls inside to share with the children, but they were brought back by his father in another far, far away place, and they were all colorful!

When she got home, Xiao Nan was beaten up by her elder brother who was looking for a passbook in a mouse hole...

When they were in elementary school, Xiao Nan and her elder brother both upgraded their cooking and tailoring skills, and started to mock their father's cooking skills.So, every time Dad came home, Dad was as happy as a holiday-the meals made by the sons are so delicious!

At the same time, Xiaonan also upgraded the skills of fighting monsters, and created her own skills such as the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon (a mighty move that can swell the opponent's face), Seven Injuries Boxing (a vicious move that specifically hits the opponent's weak points, such as weak spots, small JJ), Hu Jiadao method (the key point is in the word "Hu", such as Hu Pai Luan Da, Hu Chuan slashing), Dog Dao Stick method (regardless of whether the big or small dog is lame, run away), Tianshan Zhemei Shou (when used, the opponent's little finger There will be a cute clicking sound), Toad Kungfu (you can jump up like a toad and knock your opponent to the ground), Golden Bell Cover (the key is to keep saying to yourself when you cast skills, "I don't hurt, I don't hurt I don't hurt..."), lion roar skill (this skill needs to be used in conjunction with other skills, it depends on whether the voice is loud or not), crouching wand method (as long as you hold a stick in your hand, you can sweep elementary schools and kindergartens) and so on.

After diligent study and hard training—under the frustration teaching of her elder brother (beating) to master various skills, and inviting her classmates to compete in martial arts (beating people), Xiao Nan felt that she had the demeanor of a master, and intends to start a school to recruit apprentices.And he decided very humbly that although the head of the sect is his own, the position of law enforcement elder must be reserved for his elder brother. If his elder brother is not satisfied, there is also the position of the sect's sworn enemy, the leader of the Demon Sect, to choose from.

Little Gong Xiaonan is very active, and soon he recruited all the core backbones of the sect in his class, three elders (don’t forget that there is one elder reserved for his elder brother), four hall masters , and a saint... In addition, the head of the elder hall and the saint must have guards, bodyguards, maids, coachmen and other equipment. Gong Xiaonan calculated carefully and removed those students who had a low degree of affection with him in the class. It doesn't seem to be enough.Therefore, the very intelligent child Gong Xiaonan decided to expand the scope of recruitment from his own class to the whole grade.

Then, Gong Xiaonan was called a parent by the teacher.

Because my father was not at home, it was my elder brother who went to the teacher's office to pick him up.After receiving the baptism of saliva from the broken-mouthed teacher-such as "Your father can't teach children like this. This is letting go. He bullies his classmates and forms gangs at school all day long. He will be a hooligan in the future!", Gong Xiaobai didn't realize at all that the teacher had prepared his own prophetic skills, not only accurately predicting Gong Xiaonan's future fate, but also slightly hinting that Gong Xiaobai would have the same future (the two brothers were taught by a father who let himself go).Gong Xiaobai, who had run out of patience, used his poisonous tongue skills, and after making the teacher fall to his knees, he led his younger brother home in a cool manner.

The first thing I did when I got home was beat up my brother.

The second thing is to train the younger brother.

"Idiot! Whoever is the head of any sect is feudal dross! What you should build is an army! Be the commander! Marshal! Get the infantry regiment first, then the tank regiment..."

"Brother, no tanks..."

"Stupid! Make do with a bicycle!"

"Oh. Then, brother, what do you want me to be the commander?"

"Stupid! I'll be the commander and his brother's military adviser!"

"... Oh." Gong Xiaonan didn't understand what kind of logical relationship this was, but what my brother said was right!

With his elder brother as a military adviser behind him, Commander Gong Xiaonan was in a good mood, and with a wave of his arms, the responders gathered.All the naughty and bad boys in the school were scrambling to find a position in the army. Gong Xiaonan quickly assigned all the official titles, and the later ones could only be wronged to be a private first.

Gong Xiaonan felt sorry for everyone, and asked the military adviser how to deal with it.The military adviser gave him a disdainful look, and then spent a math class to help him formulate a promotion plan for the legion members, so that every private has a chance to be promoted to a commander (although this chance is quite slim), and Let every officer have the possibility of being demoted to a private (this makes the privates even more eager to pull down a few officers to make room for themselves).

The military counselor formulated the military merits in great detail, including the points for enlisting a private soldier, the points for beating an enemy away, the points for covering comrades in arms, the points for selling scrap iron money as military resources, and the points for the examination before the whole grade. How many points are three, how many points can be accumulated, you can be promoted to one level, if you have no military merits for a long time, you will be downgraded, what kind of military merits can be promoted exceptionally, and so on.

As soon as this plan was announced, it aroused the unprecedented fighting spirit of the entire legion. Everyone was calculating whether their military merits were enough to be promoted, and they fully expressed their rejection of those members who protested (mostly officers who relied on their connections). , disdain, stimulated these members to strive forward.

In addition to the original students who love to fight and be naughty, some students with excellent grades are also attracted, because there are rewards for military contributions-such as medals issued by the commander himself (handmade by the military adviser), and protection of legion members from being bullied ( Non-members may be bullied by the legion), various prizes released at the end of the semester (from pens to schoolbags, from soda to cigarettes)...

If someone has carefully studied the schedule, they will find that the evil gang of the Gong Brothers has already taken shape and has established a solid mass foundation...

Xiaonan Legion, Wei~~~Wu~~~!

Master Military Advisor, Wei~~~Wu~~~!

When Commander Xiao Nan was 11 years old, Gong's father passed away unfortunately.

For the two brothers, the death of their father hit Xiaobai harder, while Xiaonan felt more of a dreamlike unreality—since he was sensible, his elder brother almost took on what his parents could give him. All love, discipline and care, he looks for his brother when he is hungry, he looks for his brother when he is sick, the teacher asks his parents to look for his brother, and he looks for his brother if he can't beat his classmates... The father who is always on business trips is more like a tourist who only appears occasionally .

From then on, he is an orphan.

From then on, there was only my elder brother as a relative.

From now on, some people will add a few more words when scolding themselves: this born bad breed who has no mother and no father.

On the surface, it seems that there is no difference from the past life.

However, from now on, there will never be a tall man holding himself in his arms with the smell of gasoline and dust, grinding his young face with stubble.There will never be such a man who insists on sleeping with his elder brother with his arms around him, and even snatches away the quilt in the middle of the night, causing the two younger brothers to wake up early in the morning with a fever and cough.There will never be such a man wiping the alcohol on his chin, laughing and saying that you two should grow up quickly, and when you grow up, marry a wife and give Dad a few grandchildren to play with, Dad won't have to worry about it anymore. He drove all over the world in his car.There will never be the kind of time when you are sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, and you are woken up by the sound of low crying, but you can only continue to pretend to be asleep, because you find that it is your father who is whispering to yourself by the bed, complaining that he did not take good care of the two. Children, such embarrassing things will never happen again.

The more she thought about it, the more sad she became, but Gong Xiaonan didn't understand why she was so sad, she was so sad that tears kept streaming down, and she cried so sadly that she fainted.

When he woke up, Gong Xiaonan saw his brother's eyes were bloodshot and his face was as pale as a ghost, and he felt a little bit in his heart: Oops, my brother didn't have a good rest, and he was going to be beaten.

Unexpectedly, the elder brother only flicked him on the forehead and said, "Rang Rang, I'm so sleepy." He lay down next to him and fell asleep.

Brother seems to be really exhausted, so after he wakes up, make him a meal of braised pork.

The delicious braised pork... Gong Xiaonan fell asleep again with her mouth pattering, snuggling up to her elder brother's side.Gong Xiaobai seemed to feel something, reached out and touched his younger brother to confirm his existence, and then fell into a deeper sleep with peace of mind.

After the two brothers woke up, there was no braised pork to eat, only a group of people who forced them to sell the house to lose money broke in to curse people and throw things.Gong Xiaonan didn't quite understand the ins and outs of the whole incident at the time, but only knew that someone died in the other party's family and asked them to pay for it.However, our father is also dead, why don't they lose money?It's not fair!

At the beginning, he held his breath and watched his brother discuss with them nicely, but then those people smashed his pots and pans and moved away the furniture, Gong Xiaonan couldn't bear it anymore.He rushed up to perform Ha Toad Kung Fu against a fat man, but the opponent's foot was too stable and his stomach was too elastic, the Ha Toad Kung Fu was counterproductive, and Gong Xiaonan fell.

Then, my elder brother became angry.

Until Gong Xiaonan grew up, he still felt that the time when he and his brother brandished a kitchen knife to drive out a group of so-called creditors who cannibalize people without spit out their bones, it was something to be proud of!Especially when he was only 11 years old, and his elder brother was only a 16-year-old boy, he was able to beat a group of adults to the ground like Zhang Wuji fighting Guangmingding, Yang Guo sweeping Quanzhen Sect, Xiao Feng flattening Shaolin Temple (well This no) feat!

Of course, the two brothers themselves were also injured, closing the door of the house, like two abandoned puppies, you lick me, I lick you, comforting each other.

Gong Xiaonan thought, the brave, invincible and resourceful brother will also be injured, it is so pitiful, I have to grow up quickly, and I will protect my brother in the future.

Later, Gong Xiaonan discovered that the task of protecting his brother was basically more difficult than overthrowing the ultimate boss.His elder brother comes with the ability to ignore all taunts, he comes with the ability to restore blood and mana in place, he has thick skin, thick blood, high defense and high output... He can only serve as a summoned pet for his elder brother to adjust his mood.

Later, my elder brother never returned on the road of comparing black belly, cruelty and output with a group of adults... and finally fell into the dungeon trap during the crackdown in 83 and went to jail.

Before going to jail, my brother said: "Little idiot, when my brother is not at home, don't be a tiger, and don't be a coward, or I will beat you when I come out."

Gong Xiaonan feels that his brother's request is not easy to meet. He can only choose between being a tiger and being a counselor. Obviously, being a tiger is in line with his upgrade route.

But this is not a headache. The most troublesome thing for Gong Xiaonan is that in the summer when he was 15 years old, he discovered to his horror that he liked men.

When he went to visit the prison, Gong Xiaonan hesitated to tell his elder brother about it. At that time, he thought that his elder brother's expression was very exciting, but it was a pity that he didn't have a camera at hand, otherwise he would have to take pictures even at the risk of being beaten to death by his elder brother.

Gong Xiaobai asked very deeply at that time: "Is it useful for me to beat you up?"

Gong Xiaonan thought about it carefully, and said: "One beating is definitely useless. I don't know how many more beatings, but it is easy to be maimed or killed."

Gong Xiaobai said: "Tch, why do I want a disabled brother. But, if you dare to walk around in a skirt, I will cut that thing for you with my own hands."

Gong Xiaonan was horrified: "Skirt? Who wants to wear that thing! If you beat me to death, I won't do it!"

Gong Xiaobai felt relieved.

Gong Xiaonan was also relieved.

Brother's bottom line is so low, he believes that he will never touch it in his life.

When Gong Xiaobai met Sun Liping, Gong Xiaonan was distracted by the delicious little moon for a while, but was warned by his brother: "Don't do anything to little moon, I don't want you to become my uncle's object in the future, damn it , the relationship is too complicated."

Gong Xiaonan thought to himself, how could he be an older brother? Before he got his girlfriend, he had already started to care about his brother-in-law's marriage. This spirit of planning for a rainy day is worth learning!

Since the elder brother won't let it go, let's let little moon go, anyway, this kid is quite a dude, if he really wants to make a move, he might even break his teeth.

Maybe it was God's reward for him resolutely giving up his beauty, and not long after, Gong Xiaonan met a beautiful child who was even worse than Little Moon.

That day Gong Xiaonan got into a fight with a kid, but he couldn't remember the specific reason, he just remembered that the kid seemed to be from the track and field team of the sports school, he was especially good at running and hurdling hurdles, and swished across a river when he hit a ditch.The small trolley that was pulling coal swished past again.When he hit a pile of bricks, he swished over again!He bumped into a wall, swished it, and didn't pass.But whoosh, he crawled through.

Gong Xiaonan is so angry, won't this bastard stop and let him hit him twice and he'll be fine, and run away!He ran so furiously!When he is caught, it is definitely not a matter of hitting him twice, he has to stop swishing for the rest of his life!

Gong Xiaonan followed over the wall, and was immediately knocked down by someone's shovel.

This so-and-so's face was soot, and he couldn't see his face clearly. He just saw his eyes staring like copper bells like a black cat sheriff, shooting out lightning-like shrewdness!

Before Gong Xiaonan could curse, someone pointed a shovel at him and began to curse.After listening to it for a long time, Gong Xiaonan realized that what he jumped into was an agency compound. A thief came in a few days ago. The leader scolded him and deducted his wages, so he is waiting angrily for the past few days to catch this thief for revenge.It just so happened that when the buddy jumped in earlier, he made a noise that startled him, and when Gong Xiaonan came in again, he caught him right in time.

"You still dare to roll your eyes at me? I can't beat you to death!" Someone swung a shovel and was about to hit him down, but Gong Xiaonan was terrified. Is the edge of the shovel?It's not as simple as slapping him to death, it's going to cut off half of his head!

"Hero, spare your life!" Gong Xiaonan shouted decisively.

With a swipe, the shovel touched his ear and chopped on the coal pile—yes, Gong Xiaonan realized that he had been lying on the coal pile.Damn, the bat shirt he just wore!

A certain person laughed triumphantly. Through his ferocious appearance, Gong Xiaonan saw through his essence at a glance. This is also a bastard!

Gong Xiaonan is very experienced in dealing with second-hand goods. With just a few words, he can convince someone that he is not a thief, but the one who jumped in earlier.So the two teamed up to brush the track and field team.

Not brushing.

The guy had already jumped over the wall on the other side and ran.

Gong Xiaonan was very disappointed.

What's even more regrettable is that when someone hit his stomach with a shovel, it hurt very much.

A certain person kindly invited him to the hut where he was on duty to apply medicated oil and wash his face by the way—Gong Xiaonan's hands were stained with soot on the coal pile, and he didn't notice it for a while, and wiped his face with a big stain.

The two of them rinsed under the faucet. As soon as someone raised his head, Gong Xiaonan immediately understood what it means to get a lotus out of clear water, and decided on the spot that this beautiful child is his own!

To be honest, Feng Wangnan was easy to chase, because at that time, this beautiful and irritable child had just discovered that he was more interested in men than women, and was getting even more irritable because of it.But Gong Xiaonan concluded that he was of the same kind as herself after two rounds of probing, and gnawed him upside down in a fearless spirit—the first kiss of two little virgins was too tragic, and the milder adjective can only be "gnaw".

Afterwards, their mouths were swollen and bleeding, and neither of them was embarrassed to go out to meet people, so they had to stay in the hut where Feng Wangnan was on duty and apply cold water.While saying this, Feng Wangnan scolded Gong Xiaonan inarticulately, which made Gong Xiaonan angry, pushed him down and gnawed him again.

The so-called first-time acquaintance, Feng Wangnan became Gong Xiaonan's boyfriend.

At first, Gong Xiaonan just liked Feng Wangnan's beauty, but he didn't know much about Feng Wangnan's violent temper.Feng Wangnan thinks the same as him, he thinks it is not easy to meet someone of the same kind, and this kind of person is about the same age as him, handsome, and can't beat him (heavy fog!). It's easy, so let's make do with it.

Try it, and a relationship that thrives on youth hormones is in crisis.

Gong Xiaonan found that Feng Wangnan probably added too much attribute points to the "violent tiger" attribute point, that is no ordinary tiger!

For example, once the two went on a date by the river.There is a suspension bridge on the river, the wooden boards on the bridge are broken or missing in many places, the bridge is about three or four meters above the water surface, the current is fast, and there are many stones hidden in the water, even those who like wild swimming usually do not Will come here to swim.

At that time, Feng Wangnan was lying on the railing of the bridge (it was a rusty iron chain) looking down, Gong Xiaonan pulled him and said, "Be careful not to fall." Feng Wangnan said, "I won't fall even if you fall." After thinking for a while, he said: "I heard that there was a woman who rode a bicycle over here with a child on her back, but she fell to a place where there was no board, and the child fell into the water. That woman would not Swimming, but I jumped in a hurry. Later, my mother and I were not rescued."

Gong Xiaonan pondered in his heart, what did he mean by telling me this matter?How should I answer?Sympathy?But that woman is too old, she knows that the suspension bridge is not stable, but she is in tatters, so what kind of bicycle is she riding on the bridge?Damn, my sympathy is too frugal, and I usually feel embarrassed to show it.

Before Gong Xiaonan could figure it out, Feng Wangnan looked at him quietly and asked, "If I fall into the water, will you go down and save me?"

Gong Xiaonan said, "It must be saved."

Feng Wangnan said, "Even if the water is deep?"

"No matter how deep you are, you will be saved."

"Even if you can't swim?"

"of course."

Feng Wangnan smiled, "Okay."

Then he jumped down with a sudden plop!

Gong Xiaonan was so frightened that her heart almost burst out of her chest and flew out!Instinctively stretched out his arm, but didn't grab it!What more can I say?Let's dance!

When Gong Xiaonan dragged Feng Wangnan ashore with all his strength, the guy was lying on the gravel and spitting water while laughing, and still had the strength to hook Gong Xiaonan's neck and give him a deep kiss.Gong Xiaonan was so angry that he wanted to kill someone: "If I really can't swim, today we both have to be water ghosts together!"

Feng Wangnan kissed his wet cheek and said with a smile, "I can swim."

Gong Xiaonan became even angrier, "Then you just waited for me to take you on a swim, you were so dead!"

Feng Wangnan still smiled: "If you can't swim anymore, I will take you swimming."

What the hell is this called? !

This daughter-in-law is so crazy that she can't have it!Score!Must divide!Immediately divide!

Feng Wangnan stopped laughing, looked seriously at the angry Gong Xiaonan, and said, "I can die for you too."

His eyes were moist and bright, so Gong Xiaonan couldn't tell whether it was because of soaking in the river for too long, or because of something else.All that anger was extinguished in a puff, Gong Xiaonan was speechless and could only lower her head and kiss him, tender and lingering.

Gong Xiaonan thought, Feng Wangnan's love was probably too hot and crazy, who else could bear it except himself?Then, just make do with this little lunatic.