Rebirth one way to the north

After eating almost, Sun Wuyue proposed to go home and watch the video: "Xiaobai bought a new video recorder, Panasonic. There are also many video tapes, such as Heroes, Five Lucky Stars, Happy Ghost, and Jackie Chan's movies. Hey, what about Jackie Chan's kung fu? Is it true? How dare he jump from such a high place?"

Gong Xiaonan sneered: "How is it possible that such a big star can't have a substitute? If he really wants to dance by himself, if he falls to his death and becomes disabled, wouldn't it be over?"

Feng Wangnan said: "Why is it impossible, I think the acting is quite real."

Gong Xiaonan patted his head: "There are no real movies, they are all fake, idiot."

Feng Wangnan's eyes widened: "Why can't it be real? You see kisses in movies are real."

Gong Xiaonan laughed loudly: "Then according to what you say, they have to actually have sex. Those male stars are so cool."

Feng Wangnan wanted to refute but had no words, he was annoyed, his face puffed up like a little goldfish.Gong Xiaonan was even more complacent, and with the evil intention of not giving up until Feng Wangnan was so angry that he bit someone, he wanted to poke Feng Wangnan even more.

At this time, the door of the restaurant was pushed open, and a man with a slender neck and a big head walked in majesticly, followed by a dozen people.As soon as they came in, Gong Xiaobai stared straight at the leading man, and Gong Xiaonan, who was screaming, fell silent.Mo Bei knew this man. Another famous bastard in Yunbian City, "Match", was later shot to death in the same batch as Brother Nan.

Manager Song hurriedly greeted him loudly: "Do you want to eat? The chef is resting, and he won't return to work in two hours. There are noodles now, look?"

Matches ignored Manager Song, and went straight to a table and sat down. His small eyes were narrowed so that people couldn't see his eyes clearly—in fact, he was a little short-sighted and didn't like wearing glasses. Knocking on the table: "There are people who run restaurants and drive people out? Why don't I pay you? Waiter, order!"

The people under him immediately shouted: "Order, order! Waiter, didn't you see any guests? Damn, where did everyone die!"

These people don't look like they are here for dinner, but Gong Xiaobai's restaurant is serious business, so it's not good to just drive people out like this.Gong Xiaobai nodded to Manager Song: "Go to the dormitory and call the master back. Waiter, order for Brother Match."

Several waitresses winked at each other, and finally the one who seemed the most honest was pushed out, handed over the menu, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, what do you want to eat?"

Matchstick Erlang raised his legs and said, "I won't order those delicacies from mountains and seas. You don't have any of them anyway. I'll order homemade ones. First, I'll order the rind skin, then the pi li pi, then the pi li pi rind, and finally the pi li pi rind." That’s it. Just these four things, hurry up.” Immediately, many people showed confused and recalled expressions on their faces, and no one in the restaurant spoke for a while, they were all wondering what this series of Pipipis were. vegetable.

Matchstick sneered: "Boss Gong, don't you even have such simple dishes? If so, I don't think you need to open your restaurant."

Gong Xiaobai really didn't know the mystery of Pippipi, but if he said he didn't know, it would be tantamount to admitting that he was stupider than Matchstick, so he calmly smiled: "What's so difficult about this, let's place an order." He said to Manager Song With a wink, Manager Song took the order from the waiter, and greeted the waiters: "The kitchen is short of staff, come and help me." He walked into the kitchen quickly... thinking about it.

Match knew that Manager Song was going to brainstorm ideas, but he didn't stop him. He just stared at Gong Xiaobai with a smirk.Gong Xiaobai frowned secretly, if Manager Song and the others couldn't figure out the answer, of course they couldn't serve Matchstick, then Matchstick would have reason to laugh at him for smashing up the store by the way... It's nothing serious, as long as it's a fight, it's the other person He is not afraid of too much, and even if he suffers a loss this time, he can still get it back in the future.However, it would be too embarrassing to be laughed at by someone like Match!

Gong Xiaobai subconsciously glanced at Wei Yuxuan, Xiao Weizi read a lot of books, maybe he could know the answer.Wei Yuxuan's eyes were fixed on one direction, obviously thinking about a puzzle, his eyes lit up first, then he frowned.Gong Xiaonan was a little disappointed, yes, as for the four Pipipis, even Wei Yuxuan might not be able to guess all of them.Ah, Xiao Weizi's eyes lit up again!His brows were widened, and his eyes were alive!

Wei Yuxuan glanced at Gong Xiaobai, comprehended the meaning in Gong Xiaobai's eyes, stood up and prepared to pass the message to the back kitchen.

"Hey! Where are you going, buddy?" Match said loudly.

Gong Xiaonan immediately yelled back: "Will I tell you where to go? Are you the director of academic affairs?"

Match was not angry either, and said with a smile: "Boss Gong, if you can't use your own brain, it's still the same if you use someone else's, and you'll lose your share. Don't you think so?"

Gong Xiaobai's face changed slightly, Wei Yuxuan stood there and looked at him in embarrassment, Gong Xiaobai said in a deep voice: "Xiao Weizi sit down first." Damn it, at worst, he will beat the match to death in a while, so that he will never dare Nonsense!

Mo Bei rolled his eyes and said, "Auntie, I want to pee."

Sun Liping said absently, "Oh, my aunt will take you to the bathroom."

Mo Bei said, "No, I'll go by myself." He jumped off the chair and ran to the back kitchen.He was a child, and he had never whispered to Wei Yuxuan beforehand, so Match didn't care.Gong Xiaobai squinted his eyes and calmed down.

After a while, Mo Bei came back shaking the drops of water on his hands, as if he really just went to urinate and wash his hands.

Gong Xiaobai wanted to see some hint from Mo Bei's face, but Mo Bei's face was written all over - I'm really just an innocent kid.When Gong Xiaobai's eyes looked over, he even blinked his big eyes innocently, with a look of "what are you looking at me for".Gong Xiaobai instantly understood his younger brother's often irritable mood in front of Mo Bei - he really wanted to strangle this brat to death!

"Why is the food not served yet? It's so slow, are you trying to starve us to death?" Match's subordinates began to yell.

"Here we come, here we come." Manager Song came out of the back kitchen with a smile, followed by four waiters, each carrying a plate of dishes and putting them in front of Match one by one.Manager Song reported the name of the dish: "Braised pig tail, skin peeled; cold pig ears, skin skin; fried fat intestines, skin skin; braised pork tongue, skin skin and skin outside. The dishes are all ready."

"Pfft!" Sun Wuyue spat.Once some puzzles are solved, they are so straightforward that no explanation is needed. When Pipipi narrates this series, everyone who listens feels a little dizzy.

The match laughed dryly, picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of braised pig tail and put it in his mouth. Mo Bei suddenly said loudly: "Uncle, grandma said that pigs are full of treasures, and you can make up for whatever you eat. Is it true?"

Sun Wuyue said: "It's true....Puff ha ha ha!"

Match's face turned blue, and the pigtail in his mouth didn't know whether to swallow it or spit it out.

A young man jumped up, pointed at Mo Bei and cursed: "What did you say, little bastard! Are you looking for death?"

Gong Xiaobai's face sank: "Match, what's wrong with your brother, what are you talking about with such an adult?"

The bastards in Yunbian are more particular in this day and age, and they generally don't touch women, the elderly and children. Anyone who breaks the rules will be looked down upon by other bastards.Match made it difficult to save face, gave the young man a hard look, and cursed: "Shut up!"

Mo Bei smiled and said, "Uncle, let me guess a riddle for you?"

Match tried to squeeze out a kind smile: "What riddle?"

Mo Bei said: "Zhang San's mother-in-law passed away. He, his wife and children went to watch for her mother-in-law, but that night his wife disappeared, leaving only a note saying: I have something to leave, don't look for me, I came back a year later. Zhang San and his relatives searched for a long time but couldn't find his wife, so they had to wait patiently according to the note. The next day was the day when the deceased was buried. Zhang San's child said to him: "Dad, grandma is Isn't it sad? I heard grandma crying last night.' He pointed to the coffin."

When he said this, many people felt a chill in their backs, and Match stared at him strangely. Everyone was thinking, didn't this kid talk about guessing riddles, why did he start telling ghost stories?

Mo Bei smiled and said: "Zhang San asked the child very nervously: 'Did you tell others about hearing grandma crying?' The child said no, Zhang San was relieved, touched the child's head, and said: 'That's good.' Uncle, may I ask, where is Zhang San's wife?"

Match was stunned, this is actually a fucking riddle?Is there such a long riddle?Match is disgruntled, Match is cranky!

Mo Bei: "The clues are all in this story."

Match looked at Mo Bei with a complicated expression, and lowered his head in thought.The person who scolded Mo Bei just now said carelessly, "Run away, didn't she leave a note for Zhang San?"

Mo Bei said: "Waiter, put a pig's head on this uncle."

The man was stunned for a moment, and someone next to him reminded him in a low voice: "What to eat, what to eat, he scolded you for being stupid." The man suddenly became angry, and was about to point at Mo Bei and start scolding, Match shouted: "Shut up, pig!" The man I had no choice but to close my mouth with a red face—later this guy's nickname became "pig head".

In fact, this kind of short story is not difficult for people who are in the age of information explosion. Similar jokes can be found everywhere on the Internet, but in this era, for people whose life and thinking are relatively closed, it is difficult to read. Can't pierce that layer of window paper.

Matchstick thought about it for more than ten minutes. During this period, although Gong Xiaonan and others were also full of curiosity, they refused to ask.Match asked cautiously: "Did his wife run away with another man?"

Mo Bei said, "Does Uncle Match want to eat pig's head too?"

The face of the match was black.

Gong Xiaobai patted Mo Bei's head approvingly, and said, "Don't be naughty, Uncle Match is already sweating without looking at you, hurry up and answer."

Mo Bei said: "Uncle Match is teasing me. How could he fail to guess such a simple question. That wife is in the coffin."

Match was surprised: "Why is she in the coffin?"

Mo Bei said: "Zhang San wanted to kill his wife, but he didn't want anyone to find out, so he knocked her unconscious and stuffed her into the coffin of his mother-in-law. The cry heard by the child was from his wife."

Sun Liping couldn't help asking: "Then what happened later? How is his wife?"

Mo Bei said lightly: "Of course he died of suffocation in the coffin, and was buried with Zhang San's mother-in-law."

Everyone shivered in unison, this is scarier than a ghost story, isn't it!

The Match gang left in disgrace, and paid for the four dishes of Pipipi before leaving.

Gong Xiaonan laughed loudly: "I guess Mo Xiaobei must have been turned over and over in the heart of the match and beat him a hundred and eighty times!"

Mo Bei smiled: "Brother Nan, do you want to hear me tell a story, or do you want to eat a pig's head?"

Gong Xiaonan: "... I want to strangle you, can I?"