Cannon fodder, please open your eyes [Quick Transmigration]

How does it feel to see red eyes staring at you coldly after waking up?

Shen Pei said that at the beginning it might have been a little scary and awkward, but later on, he was able to close his eyes proficiently and go back to sleep again.

Confirming again and again that Shen Pei, a handy warm treasure, does not have any thoughts of climbing the bed, Xiao Yi's frequency of coming to Fengqi Palace to rest has increased significantly, and if there are too many memorials or too lazy to move, Xi will bring a walking cart Pick up the person, and directly bring Shen Pei to the Taiji Palace where Xiao Yi often lives.

Due to nature, no matter how depressing the atmosphere is, it can't stop the spread of gossip, especially the sex scandal that has never appeared on the tyrant Xiao Yi.

Not long after, even the candy sellers in the capital knew that the Holy Majesty favored the new Empress very much, and along with it, the blood on the entire court faded a lot.

The courtiers who went to work every day were even more puzzled. How could His Majesty, who had no hobbies other than killing people, like a lady who had been soaked in medicine jars since she was a child.

However, Shen Pei knew very well that he was able to gain Xiao Yi's trust beyond everyone's expectations, and it really had something to do with "medicine".

——Congenitally weak, Shen Pei has been drinking tonics to soothe the nerves and nourish the body since he was a child, and he also wears a sachet filled with medicinal materials. Although he has 0049's help, in order not to reveal his flaws, after his rebirth, he did not change these suddenly Habit.

That's why, every time Xiao Yi holds Shen Pei's fragrant and soft "medicine pillow", Xiao Yi can more or less sleep for a while, resting his tense nerves, and his appetite will improve a little the next day. will also be reduced.

On the contrary, Shen Pei, who hides a secret under his skirt, has been sleeping poorly recently, worried that some physiological phenomenon in the morning will expose him, so he can only bitterly ask 0049 to set the alarm clock, and forcefully pretend to sleep through that embarrassing time.

Originally, I thought that I would be relieved a lot by eating with Xiao Yi every day and not sleeping well, but it was not until 0049 reminded me that Shen Pei realized a fact belatedly——

He is fat.

Although it is not obvious, Xiao Yi who hugs him every day can definitely feel it.

[Ah, ah, a healthy body will increase appetite.] It was the first time I saw the host struggling with body problems, and 0049 comforted me. [Besides, I stayed in Fengqi Palace for two whole months to eat, eat and sleep. This kind of depraved life will make anyone gain weight, okay? 】

The black-haired young man was unmoved: [But Xiao Yi hasn't been to Fengqi Palace for two days. 】

Not to mention the deity, he didn't even see Xishun's shadow.

0049: [So you think it's because of weight? 】

【if not? 】Raising his eyebrows lightly, Shen Pei shook his head while peeling the grapes, 【I'll just say it if I can't hold it, what's the matter if I become angry from embarrassment? 】

0049: [...Then you still eat. 】

And it always feels that this reason is very unreliable.

【But I haven't messed with him recently,】 Picking up the handkerchief and wiping his hands, Shen Pei broke off his fingers one by one, 【Eat with me|sleep with me and read the memorial, serving Party A is not so dedicated, okay? 】

Xu Shi's name really couldn't bear a series of chanting, Shen Pei hadn't finished speaking when he heard Chuntao's voice from outside the bedroom: "Welcome Your Majesty."

The tone of voice was a bit deliberate, and the volume was louder than usual. Shen Pei, who had agreed on a corresponding secret signal with the other party, immediately understood that this meant that Xiao Yi was in a bad mood today.

It was too late to tidy up the fruit peels temporarily, Shen Pei who got up to tidy up the skirt didn't take this matter to heart, but was thinking about feeding Xiao Yi a few for a while.

However, from the moment the other party stepped into the bedroom, Shen Pei, who saw the smile on the man's face, knew that what the other party would do next might far exceed his expectations.

After getting along with so many worlds, he knows too well what it is like to be extremely popular.

"Your Majesty," Xishun, who was also wondering why His Majesty was angry, could only take the opportunity of his luggage to remind Shen Pei with a wink, "My Majesty the Empress, Wan..."

The beautiful and auspicious words were only half spoken, and Xiao Yi who walked in front of Shen Pei said in a deep voice: "I haven't seen you for a few days, what does the queen want to tell me?"

Due to the problem of light and angle, Shen Pei, who had not grown up in this life, was completely covered in the shadow of the other party. Against the sun, he couldn't see the man's expression clearly, but felt a little inexplicable.

Is it because the fact that I was a man disguised as a woman was exposed?But according to what he knew about Xiao Yi, the other party who knew about Xiangfu's past shouldn't have reacted like this.

Facing Shen Pei's pair of doubtful and innocent phoenix eyes, Xiao Yi suddenly turned around and raised his hand, calling an old man with gray hair to come in.

Judging from the old man's attire, the other party should be an imperial doctor, or one with a lot of experience.

Now Shen Pei was completely dumbfounded.

Directly giving up connecting with a certain tyrant's different brain circuits, he resolutely chose the most comfortable soft seat and stretched out his hand quite consciously.

Unexpectedly, the old doctor's psychological quality was worse than his, and the hand that felt the pulse through the Jinpa still trembled.

The evil dragon standing upright by the side did not speak, the whole dormitory was so quiet that even the sound of breathing could not be heard, the imperial doctor sitting on the low stool took the pulse for half a stick of incense time, until the sleepy young man couldn't help covering his mouth and beating. After a small yawn, he knelt down in front of Xiao Yi with sweat on his forehead.

Such a firm knee could wake up the drowsy Shen Pei. If 0049 hadn't guaranteed the dignity of the abuse system, he would even suspect that he was terminally ill.

However, Xiao Yi's expression at this time was indeed very similar to that of a family member who was about to hear the bad news. After some time, he finally said in a hoarse voice: "Say."

"The empress's body is fine." Knowing that today's majesty hates wordy and red tape the most, the old doctor silently deleted all the professional terms in his heart, and directly said the result, "the insufficiency brought by the mother's womb It needs to be recuperated slowly, so I will prescribe some suitable medicine."

A flash of complex emotions mixed with surprise and surprise quickly flashed in his eyes, Xiao Yi said in a deep voice, "Nothing else?"

The old doctor nodded hurriedly: "There is absolutely nothing else."

Just as the ice and snow melted in the spring breeze, the low air pressure lingering in the dormitory disappeared instantly, and he closed his eyes a little tiredly. The man who hadn't slept for two whole nights waved his hands: "Go down."

Skillfully picking up the person and placing him on his lap, Xiao Yi sighed lowly, and put his forehead against Shen Pei's shoulder: "So it's just getting fat."

Shen Pei, who mistakenly thought that the other party was going to talk about his thoughts, immediately exploded: ... What's wrong with being fat?

Is it a blessing to be able to eat?

"Otherwise?" The young man who felt the man's hand encircling him and slowly rubbing it on his waist, fearing that the other party would continue to go down, said forcefully, "Your Majesty thinks I'm pregnant?"

Xiao Yi: ...

Shen Pei, who was so angry that even the concubines forgot to say: ...

Isn't it bro?Sleeping on the same bed every day, don't you know if I'm pregnant or not?

Does this person think that just hugging casually can make a baby?

This imperial enlightenment education is a bit poor.

But it turns out that Shen Pei, who has always been good at making up brains, still underestimated the level of someone's nerves.

Growing up in the palace and seeing many disgusting and nasty things, Xiao Yi's understanding of a certain aspect is definitely far beyond Shen Pei's imagination.

Because of this, he became uncontrollably sensitive and suspicious——

There is no smell of blood.

He had never smelled something like blood from Shen Pei.

Even during the few days when Xishun secretly reminded him that "The Empress is inconvenient", with his keen five senses, he couldn't detect anything unusual.

Unexpectedly, Shen Pei likes to play a full set of plays, and has played the role of the concubine's daughter for more than ten years. He is very familiar with pretending to have a stomachache and using plasma to make "a certain kind of garbage" to cheat.

Shen Pei, who used the excuse of "Tianguishui Zhi" several times in succession to refuse to be a pillow and slept peacefully for a few nights, thought he had successfully deceived everyone, never thought that Xiao Yi had a dog's nose.

Coupled with Shen Pei's recent weight gain, as an ancient person who has not been baptized by the modern Internet world, all Xiao Yi can think of is the possibility of "pregnancy".

Still before entering the palace.

The prime minister's mansion is really courageous.

The past events that kept coming to mind made people sleepless at night, possessive desires, or the anger of betrayal. Before that, Xiao Yi never thought that he would lose control for such a ridiculous reason.

He got so out of control that he wanted to personally kill Shen Pei, the only queen who could let him sleep peacefully, and punish the nine families of the Xiangfu, but he was inexplicably reluctant.

So he only brought Xishun and the imperial physician here today——

Although he was reluctant to kill Shen Pei, he could kill that evil seed.

Then lock the other party in the palace forever and ever.

"It's my fault," Xiao Yi, who had such a ridiculous oolong for the first time since his birth, and didn't want the person in his arms to discover those dark thoughts, begged for mercy softly, "Don't be angry."

Having vaguely heard rumors about Xiao Yi's life experience, Shen Pei turned his head slightly: "Does Your Majesty hate children?"

——Otherwise, how could there be such a big fire?

Look at that posture, it's almost like bringing someone to give him an abortion.

"I really don't want to leave any blood." After a long silence before responding, Xiao Yi, who knew what the other party had misunderstood, simply made the mistake.

Shen Langlang, who was tense, breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart: that's good, that's good, whoever made it impossible for them both to have children.

Sensitively capturing the fleeting relief in the young man's eyes, Xiao Yi, who was about to say something else, suddenly narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.

Since Shen Pei did not betray him, how should he explain those doubts before?

But soon, he didn't have the energy to think about other things. He didn't close his eyes for three days and two nights. As long as he relaxed his mind, the previously aggressive dragon fell into a deep sleep.

I thought that when I opened my eyes again, I would still see Shen Pei sleeping peacefully next to him as usual, but Xiao Yi, who had slept until it was dark, woke up from his dream, only a dyed cloth was left in his arms. A medicinal shirt.

"Your Majesty is awake?"

After a quick glance, he knew what the master was going to ask, Xishun bowed tremblingly: "The emperor and empress said, if you wake up, then go."

"She was frightened today and has no energy to accompany you for the time being."

The author has something to say: Pei Pei: Humph, go play in the mud by yourself.

Xiao Yi: I was wrong, but I seem to have found something wrong.

Comparing hearts every day, okay?