Cannon fodder, please open your eyes [Quick Transmigration]

Come to the palace?

That tyrant had obviously let his pigeons go in his previous life.

Even though she knew that what was going to happen tonight was bound to disappoint Chuntao, Shen Pei, who saw her old friend again, couldn't bear to cheer up a little girl.

Because of the weird temper of the current Holy Majesty who would go crazy when he disagreed with a word, although the whole palace looked full of flowers and flowers, it was actually gloomy and oppressive, as if covered with a layer of death.

When Shen Pei just moved in in the name of the empress, the entire Fengqi Palace was silent, and a group of "dumbs" who only knew about the empress Jin An knelt down.

Only Chuntao, a newcomer who has just entered the palace, still has a bit of life in her eyes.

He really didn't like to live in a "prison" to recuperate from his illness, Shen Pei thought for a while, and pointed at the other party to be his maid of honor on the spot.

However, things in the world are unpredictable, and I don't know what happened to Chuntao, who was not even as good as a background board in the script after he died of illness in his previous life.

Mistakenly thinking that the master was worrying about the night's bedtime, Chuntao comforted him softly while undoing her bun, "Don't worry, my lady, this servant has already inquired about it secretly. Your Majesty is in a good mood today, and there was no blood in the hall. "

0049 Puchi Yile: [You're in a good mood if you don't see the blood?This little girl can really comfort people. 】

Knowing that a certain emperor just feinted tonight, Shen Pei didn't take this matter to heart at all, and nodded very cooperatively at Chuntao and smiled.

When he was young, he was given some medicine to slow down his growth by the prime minister's wife. In this life, he is only 170cm tall, and his face is more juvenile than in the campus life.

The soft facial features often blur people's perception of gender. Even Chuntao, who has been with the young man for half a month, is not suspicious at all, but secretly feels that her master is really tall.

And Shen Pei, who had been the "princess of the Xiangfu" for more than ten years, felt extremely confident that he could adapt to this status until he retreated left and right and walked into the cubicle with the bathtub.

[The clothes of the ancients were too difficult to wear,] patiently fighting against the delicate knotted belts on the clothes, Shen Langlang had a look of lovelessness on his face. , Why did I put on so many 'jackets' for myself in the first place? 】

0049 laughed straight: [Of course it's to cover up that you have no breasts. 】

[Or do you need any props?You should be able to find it in the system store. 】

[Tsk tsk tsk, 0049, you are no longer that innocent and pure little system.] It took a long time to get yourself off and soak in the bathtub. Lianyi, [Hey, no wonder no one doubted my identity for so long, my young master was so beautiful in his life. 】

His skin was as white as porcelain, as thin as creamy fat, he was obviously a medicine jar that had been weak since he was a child, but his lips were slightly radiant, and his long, narrow phoenix eyes were also slightly romantic.

Fortunately, Shen Pei usually does not step out of the gate, and wraps himself tightly, otherwise, if those upright old officials know that the daughter of the prime minister's mansion is born with the appearance of a demon concubine, I don't know how many of them will bump into the pillars in the court to die admonish.

[So it's better for you to stop for the time being,] After carefully reading the host's health report, 0049 frowned and said, [I'll help you restore your body first. 】

At the same moment, in the imperial study room, which was far away from Fengqi Palace, there were sudden and ear-piercing cracking sounds for an unknown number of times.

The writing brush stained with cinnabar and the broken teacup were entangled together, forming a dazzling pool of blood on the soft carpet, and the palace servants in blue-gray eunuch uniforms knelt silently all over the ground, watching their noses, noses, and hearts. With their heads down, no one dared to look at the man sitting in front of the desk.

——The weather in summer evenings is often sultry and hot. Whenever this time comes, His Majesty the Emperor, who is already moody, will become even more irritable.

Even Xishun, the eunuch commander who had grown up with the emperor, did not dare to say anything at such a time.

Time passed quickly in the dead silence, knowing that even a little noise at this time may become an introduction to add fuel to the fire, Xishun was about to make a gesture to signal the group of palace people who were already trembling to retreat, but failed Thinking that the master suddenly opened his mouth.

"What about the woman?"

Instantly equating the woman with the new Empress Empress, Xishun secretly exchanged glances with the palace man guarding the door, and then replied respectfully: "Return to Your Majesty, the Empress Empress is here now." Taking a nap in Fengqi Palace, maybe I have a good appetite, and just now I used a bowl of lotus seed soup."

Have a good appetite?

I don't even have an appetite, how can she eat it?

Adhering to the idea that he would never make others feel better when he was uncomfortable, the man who had originally decided to withdraw the other party's brand suddenly smiled: "It's so good."

"Then let's drive Fengqi Palace."

Shen Pei, who didn't know that a certain emperor with a brain problem would change the plot because of a bowl of lotus seed soup, and lied to the outside world that he was taking a nap, was pulling the curtain at the moment, secretly hiding on the bed and eating peach cakes bought from the system mall.

There was no way, after years of hidden injuries and old diseases were repaired by 0049, his body, which usually only drank soup and water, felt hungry almost immediately.

However, there are so many rules in the deep palace where a tyrant sits. Since His Majesty the Emperor has not yet stated whether he will come to Fengqi Palace for dinner, even if Chuntao, who is devoted to the Lord, speaks out, he only wants to come for his empress who is like a decoration. A bowl of lotus seed soup.

When you look at the dishes, the ancients are sincere and do not deceive themselves.

Throughout the history of the Chen Dynasty, is there any other empress who is as miserable as he is?

[So that's why you ate a whole plate of peach cakes? ] Already accustomed to the host’s style of using points indiscriminately, 0049 couldn’t help reminding, 【Take it easy, if Xiao Yi wants you to accompany me for a meal later, I don’t see how you can eat. 】

[No, I didn't take the initiative to change the plot, Xiao Yi, why is he here when he has nothing to do? 】

Satisfied, he put the last piece of light pink peach cake into his mouth, and Shen Pei puffed his cheeks and commented: [It's so sweet, besides walnuts, there seems to be peach blossoms in it...]

Before the last word "petal" was finished, the young man who was hiding on the roof stealing food, through the curtain, vaguely saw Chuntao's figure rushing in: "Your Majesty? Your Majesty, wake up, Your Majesty is coming."

"Cough cough!"

Suddenly hearing a choking cough coming from inside the tent, Chuntao moved closer in a rare rude way: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, are you alright?"

"Let's move faster. It seems that His Majesty didn't ask anyone to inform him this time. It was the sharp-eyed servants who saw the chariot outside Fengqi Palace."

"If you move too slowly and make His Majesty angry, I'm afraid, I'm afraid..."

I'm afraid I'll lose my head.

Silently filling up the half-spoken sentence for the other party in the bottom of my heart, Shen Pei, who handed over the plate to 0049, quickly got up and put on the pair of embroidered shoes that were a few sizes larger than ordinary women: "Okay, don't panic, just do it for me." Just find a white jade hairpin."

——According to the description of the script and the memories of his previous life, His Majesty the emperor seems to dislike complexity and prefer simplicity, and the bad thing that must not be touched is noise.

And Shen Pei is willing to cooperate with the other party's preferences. Apart from considering that the other party may be his reincarnated lover, he is also preparing for the situation where he admits the wrong person.

If the tyrant just happens to be called "yi" and wants to use force, then he will decisively go down with the hairpin and send him back to the west to see the Supreme Emperor.

Not knowing what kind of audacious idea was going through the head of her "Jiao Didi" master, Chuntao neatly fixed the other's hair. Just as she was about to breathe a sigh of relief, she saw a figure in a red dress embroidered with gold through the bronze mirror.

Silent, like a ghost.

Chuntao's legs softened immediately: The emperor, His Majesty the emperor.

In the entire harem, only the other party would wear such color-matched clothes.

Forcibly holding back the fear welling up in her heart, she turned around and knelt down with a thud, and boldly reminded her master: "Holy, Holy Lord Jin'an."

As soon as these words came out, Xi who was standing beside Xiao Yi closed his eyes unbearably.

Even the simplest greeting can be wrong. How did the empress choose her maidservant?

However, the emperor, who just dropped the cup in the imperial study, was not angry at the moment. It was rare that he didn't smell those annoying smells of powder and flowers. The man stretched his brows and looked at the neatly dressed daughter , tremblingly rushed forward to pay his respects.

He looks good, and his collarbone is also good-looking, but this figure is really peaceful.

Looking at the other party without any emotion, Xiao Yi did not reach out to support his nominal queen, but raised his eyebrows and said: "Excuse me, let's eat first."

Shen Langlang, who seriously pretended to be a little white flower, choked suddenly: ...

It's all the fault of that crow's mouth in 0049, if I knew it, he wouldn't eat that plate of peach cakes.

"Why?" As if he was born with the ability to read other people's minds, Xiao Yi stretched out his big hand and lifted the chin of the person in front of him forcefully, "Is the empress unwilling to accompany me?"

The tone was gentle, and there was even a faint smile, but the people in the palace held their breath and knelt on the ground as if they saw some kind of scourge.

The moment he saw the man, he recognized the man's identity, and the confident Shen Langlang blinked innocently in an instant: "The concubine dare not."

"You'd better," the clean and soft voice is like the spring water flowing in the valley, and there is a faint peach smell in the soft breath, so the tense nerves are slightly relaxed, Xiao Yi lowered his eyes and glanced at Seeing the other party's red chin pinched by himself, he let go of his fingers in disgust, "Squeamish."

"Don't kneel." He belatedly guessed that this person ate something behind his back after eating the lotus seed soup. The emperor, who had no appetite, sat down in the hall like a boneless man, "Xi Shun , pass on the dinner that I specially ordered."

Really not interested in his original recipe of boiled cabbage in clear water, Shen Pei was thinking about how to reject it, but suddenly found that things were a little different from what he thought——

Although it is not as exaggerated as big fish and meat, most of the dozens of dishes in front of you are mixed with meat.

Is this the benefit of eating with the emperor?

He, a carnivore, was finally saved hehe.

Willingly accompanying Xiao Yi to sit down at the dinner table, Shen Pei was obediently waiting for the palace servants to serve him dishes, unexpectedly His Majesty the Emperor raised his hand to pick up a small meatball for him.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. The young man who noticed the danger was stunned, and immediately stopped his hand that was about to move.

However, who would dare to refuse the kindness that originated from the emperor?Seeing that the little eunuch who was in charge of this dish had already started to tremble, the black-haired young man pursed his lips, finally raised his chopsticks, put the meatballs into his mouth, and ate slowly.

The temperature is moderate and the taste is delicious... Could it be that he thinks too much?

"Is it delicious?" Keenly caught the slightly puzzled eyes of the other party who secretly glanced at him, and confirmed that Shen Pei was swallowing. The man flicked his sleeves, propped his chin and smiled and said——

"Human flesh."

The author has something to say: Shen Pei: I believe you are a ghost.

Xiao Yi: Since I can't eat well or sleep well, the whole world can't live in peace.

Comparing hearts every day, Jiujiu.