Crossing the Farmland Happy Events

The murderer didn't seem to care about Ye Chengliang's injuries. After shooting an arrow, he ran away without looking back. He moved like a ghost and made people unable to see his face clearly. Zhang Dazhuang only had time to write down his words. Just wear it.Zhang Hezhi wanted to chase, but was stopped by Zhang Dazhuang, he was already worried enough about a daughter-in-law being injured, he could no longer let his child take risks, even though this child was not his own, he still valued it very much.

Zhang Hezhi also knew that "mother" was important at this time, so he didn't insist, but he blew a whistle with a very strange melody, which made Ye Chengliang dizzy and shouted: "Big, big, don't, don't!"

"Don't fart! Show me quickly!" Zhang Dazhuang slapped away Ye Chengliang's hand that stopped him from looking at the injury, and made a gesture to pull Ye Chengliang's pants, because the arrow was not on the back or on the shoulder, and it would On Ye Chengliang's ass!

"#W＄^#%＄!" Ye Chengliang finally understood now, he is just a funny guy who travels through time.A friend of his said before that the hero's arrow wound is not on the shoulder but on the chest, all frontal!Only a douchebag in a comedy would be shot in the ass by an arrow!

"Father, why don't you let Dad take a look, so that he won't worry about me, and I won't peek." Zhang Hezhi said, turned around and coughed lightly, afraid of Ye Chengliang's embarrassment, so he moved forward Take a few extra steps.Although this is a bit unkind, but after knowing that his "mother"'s arrow wound was on his buttocks, he couldn't help laughing!

"That's right, I can't even find a doctor in this barren mountain. How can I feel relieved if you don't let me see it." After Zhang Dazhuang finished speaking, he didn't allow Ye Chengliang to question him, and he turned Ye Chengliang over forcefully, making him feel as if he had been ripped off. The pants were leaning on the legs like a child about to be spanked, then looked at the depth of the arrowhead inserted into the flesh, and said, "Hold on."

"You, what are you doing?!"

"I'm going to pull out the arrow, and..." Zhang Dazhuang frowned, and a sternness flashed in his eyes where he was holding the arrow shaft.Although Ye Chengliang's injury did not involve a vital point, it was not optimistic, because looking at the blood overflowing from the wound, the arrow was clearly poisoned.

"Ah!!!" Ye Chengliang didn't have time to refuse, but he felt bad when he felt his flesh being torn apart. He turned around and scolded, "Zhang Dazhuang! Why don't you fucking prepare me mentally?" !"

"There is poison in the arrow." Zhang Dazhuang looked at Ye Chengliang who was quite angry, and suddenly tore off Ye Chengliang's pants, lowered his head and sucked hard on the wound, sucking Ye Chengliang gasped. There was no sound, and ten thousand idiots were dancing in the square in my heart!Thinking about it again is poisonous!He hurriedly struggled to stop Zhang Dazhuang.Helpless, Zhang Dazhuang grabbed him too hard. He struggled a few times but failed. Instead, Zhang Dazhuang sucked the meat on his ass even more vigorously!For a moment, the sound of "Bah-bah! Bah-bah!" sounded like some kind of mocking sound in the wasteland.

Ye Chengliang's face turned red after being sucked for a while. He was already hot, and he didn't replenish water. At this time, he felt as if his whole body was about to burn, which was extremely uncomfortable.

Zhang Dazhuang felt something was wrong after sucking for a while.Obviously before, it was just because Ye Chengliang was worried that he couldn't chase the murderer, so he was more depressed, but now he felt another indescribable feeling rampant in his body, as if, as if there was a dissatisfied desire in his heart. Beast!

Ye Chengliang felt that the injured part was exposed by X-rays, and that light was Zhang Dazhuang's sight, which made him feel awkward, so he poked Zhang Dazhuang with his elbow and said, "Put me down quickly!"

Zhang Dazhuang didn't say yes or no, he tore off a piece of clothing material from his body, bandaged Ye Chengliang's wound, pulled him up his pants, then hugged him horizontally in his arms, and called Zhang Hezhi to hug him The wolf cub quickly left the place.

Ye Chengliang originally wanted to say that he could still walk, but when he saw the speed, he could only be slowed down when he came down, so he closed his mouth and stopped talking, and also closed his eyes, and then he heard "咚咚咚咚" ..." The sound of Zhang Dazhuang's powerful heartbeat was all around him, and at that moment, for some reason, he remembered the situation when he was sick and had to stab his buttocks with painkillers. Remember forever.

Zhang Dazhuang didn't know what happened, and suddenly stopped on the spot, and following his movement, a drop of liquid fell on Ye Chengliang's body!Ye Chengliang wondered if it was sweat or tears?When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Zhang Dazhuang's nosebleed! ! !

"Father!" Zhang Hezhi hurried over and looked at Zhang Dazhuang nervously, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay." Zhang Dazhuang stared at Ye Chengliang with bloodshot eyes, "Ah Liang, can you hold on?"

"En." Ye Chengliang didn't say much, but the beads of sweat on his forehead still betrayed him.He is hot and uncomfortable right now, his whole body feels like ants are crawling, he can't wait to take off his clothes and roll around in the sand a few times!But when it comes to the most painful, it's still the most itchy place that can't be scratched!He really doubted that the poisoning Zhang Dazhuang mentioned was not poisoning at all, but an aphrodisiac, which was specially used on Ling.It's not uncommon for men and women to have sex between men and women in Qicheng country, but maybe there really is such a thing.

"Father, we're going to enter the city after a while, we're going to land here...Father?" Zhang Hezhi opened his mouth wide in fright, looking at his adoptive father with a cannibalistic expression on his face, he didn't know what to say.His father was born with a kind and honest face, but now he looks like a ghost from the underworld!

"No, Dad is waiting for you outside the city. You go and hire a carriage. Let's go back at dawn to see your Uncle Situ." After Zhang Dazhuang said, he found a place to sit down, holding Ye Chengliang in his arms, No further words.

Zhang Hezhi had heard the sound of his father sucking blood earlier, and also vaguely heard his father saying that his "mother" had been poisoned, so shouldn't he hurry to see a doctor before saying anything?Why are you in a hurry to go back to Hongsha Village to find Doctor Situ?However, he knew that his father had a reason for saying this, so he stopped fighting, because his father's face was really frightening.It's just that Heitou and Huihui cried out not long after he ran, so he had to leave Heitou and Huihui and go into the city alone.

Heitou and Huihui were also tired from leading the way before, and now they were walking staggeringly, but they couldn't leave their master too far, so they took a few steps one after the other and stumbled to get close to Ye Chengliang and Zhang Dazhuang.

The veins on Zhang Dazhuang's forehead collapsed, and even for a moment a thought flashed through his mind, it would be great if he could eat Ye Chengliang apart, so that he would become a part of his body.

Ye Chengliang's discomfort reached a new level at this time, and he felt that if he didn't distract his attention, there would be strange movements coming out of his throat.It was obviously better before, but now sitting in Zhang Dazhuang's arms, it is obvious that something is sticking to his ass!He was injured on the left side, and now he dare not sit still, so he focused on the right side, and under the right side is Zhang Dazhuang's thing, which is as hard as a rock now!

In fact, would it be better if I didn't sit in his arms?

After thinking about it, Ye Chengliang went to look at Zhang Dazhuang, but found that Zhang Dazhuang was also looking at him at this moment. At this moment, they both saw themselves in each other's eyes, and they were about to be burned by a cluster of flames in each other's eyes.

Zhang Dazhuang's breathing was not as steady as before. He stared at Ye Chengliang, and asked bitterly, "Say, are you a goblin?"

Ye Chengliang wiped his sweat off Zhang Dazhuang and stood aside, "If I'm a fairy, then you're a turtle spirit." After speaking, he looked around and limped away towards the northwest.

Zhang Dazhuang quickly got up and followed him to stop him, "Where are you going?"

Ye Chengliang: "Pee!"

Zhang Dazhuang immediately despised, "Why do you urinate so much?! This little brother is too small, that's why he can't keep much urination! Look at me..."

Ye Chengliang said in his heart that this has something to do with the size of the little brother?Illiteracy is illiterate!After speaking, seeing Zhang Dazhuang's complexion changed again, he asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Dazhuang shook his head, and after a while he said in a low voice: "Just now a person walked towards the city, I feel like the person who shot an arrow at you."

Ye Chengliang looked at the place Zhang Dazhuang said, but he didn't see anyone.Not far from them was the gate of Baihua City. He deliberately found a relatively hidden place because he wanted to relieve himself, so the other party might not be looking at them.But Zhang Dazhuang has good eyesight, so he probably noticed it.

Zhang Dazhuang said: "But that person is wearing the clothes of our Qi Cheng Kingdom."

Ye Chengliang turned his back to the man who shot the arrow at him earlier, so he didn't know what Shuliang Guo's clothes looked like, but he was obviously not sure after hearing what Zhang Dazhuang said, so he said: "Let's wait for Hezhi to come back first. No, He knows, will he be in danger!?"

Zhang Dazhuang shook his head. He had already seen his son coming out of the city gate with a coachman, so he urged Ye Chengliang, "Don't you pee soon?! Do you want to hold it until the New Year?"

Ye Chengliang quickly solved the problem, and Zhang He knew that he didn't see his parents when he came out. He looked around and shouted, "Father? Father?"

Zhang Dazhuang carried Ye Chengliang on his shoulder like a sack, "Here it is!"

Ye Chengliang was put into the car, but Zhang Dazhuang didn't get up. Zhang Dazhuang asked Zhang Hezhi to get in the car to accompany Ye Chengliang, and sat beside the driver outside.

The coachman looked about 30 years old, but he didn't seem to be very talkative. When Zhang Dazhuang asked Fang if it was convenient to sit at the front with him, the coachman just nodded.After Zhang Dazhuang sat down, he couldn't help but look at the coachman twice, and then asked: "Brother, when will you be able to arrive in Yitong Town?"

Zhang Hezhi said in the car: "Father, the man driving the car has nothing to say, so don't ask."

At this moment, the coachman pointed to his mouth and shook his head, clearly expressing that he was dumb.

Zhang Dazhuang apologized, lowered his head and pretended to look at his torn clothes, but in fact he was secretly watching the driver's hand.Not long after, a gleam flashed in his eyes, and he said dumb?That's not necessarily the case, is it?

People who drive cars all year round swing the whip the most, so there will be calluses in the palm of their habitual hand. On the other hand, the palm of the left hand is full of calluses, but the right hand only has thick calluses between the middle finger and the ring finger. Such a pair of hands, clearly It is only seen in people who are good at archery, so this person is probably not a coachman.What puzzled Zhang Dazhuang was that although this man didn't look like a coachman, he didn't look like someone who shot arrows at Ye Chengliang either.The man was thin and tall, but the coachman was fat.It's summer now, and it's not like he can look fat in clothes, so this "driver" is really fat.

Could it be just a coincidence?

Zhang Dazhuang pondered whether he should continue to ride in this man's car.At this time, Zhang Hezhi's voice suddenly came from the carriage: "Father, come and take a look! Foster father, there seems to be something wrong with him."

At this moment, the coachman looked at Zhang Dazhuang questioningly, as if he was asking if he should stop.

Zhang Dazhuang glanced at him, "Stop for a while." After that, he went to see what happened to Ye Chengliang.

Ye Chengliang was sweating profusely, his face was as red as a boiled arctic shrimp, and his lips were almost bleeding from biting them!Just as Zhang Dazhuang got closer, he heard his suppressed groans, but this was definitely not too comfortable, but too painful.

Zhang Hezhi took a picture of Ye Chengliang before and was stared back at him, so he didn't dare to touch him now, so he could only ask Zhang Dazhuang, "Father, what should I do?"

Zhang Dazhuang only hesitated for a moment and said, "He knows you to get out of the car."

Zhang Hezhi seemed to understand for a moment, he was smiling to be a sensible person, but he was suddenly pulled by his father, and then he saw his father pouted his chin in the direction of the coachman, giving him an unknown meaning. expression.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Zhang Dazhuang: Ah Liang, what's wrong with you?Are you unhappy?

Ye Chengliang: An arrow stuck in the ass, if you are happy? !

Zhang Dazhuang: If I stick an arrow in your ass, I will be happy!

Ye Chengliang: ...

Zhang Dazhuang: But if I pull out the arrow, you will be unhappy.

Ye Chengliang: ... Get out!