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When she came out of the bathroom, her cheeks were steamed with hot water, like a flower that was about to bloom, but her face was gloomy. She smiled happily when she saw the rabbit doll, and rushed to hug it, chirping. : "Elizabeth, did someone come here just now?"
"Really, are they two little boys? Are they handsome?"
"There is actually a person from the Holy See? How disgusting!"
"Well, I love you too, Elizabeth!"
"..."
☆、Adventures in the dormitory
In a YY novel, the protagonist and the villain will always have similarities in various aspects, for example, they are both cruel and merciless, both have unique personal charms, the leader of one side has many talents under his command, and they are both equally cool and handsome Domineering, luck is the same... different.
When Brand fell into the bathtub, he was actually very calm, and even quickly supported the edge to maintain his balance. For Mr. BOSS, who has experienced more tragic and worse incidents, this small scene is really not enough. He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, thinking that perhaps because he was with Elvis, he would not be particularly unlucky when encountering random events.
But he reassured too soon.
The two people were teleported over next to each other, and the bathtubs on the continent of Ezel are always extraordinarily large for reasons that everyone can guess, and can accommodate at least three adults, which caused Brand to help Living on the edge = Ye Zi happened to be in the middle and couldn't help anything, so Ye Zi sadly fell on his back in the bathtub, hit his head on the bottom of the wood with a loud sound, and pulled the BOSS down by the way, his whole body was crushed again Once.
Ye Zi grinned in pain: "...you stepped on my foot."
Brand was indifferent: "...Oh, no wonder it slipped."
Ye Zi's eyes widened in disbelief, as if he couldn't believe that such words that were not (sang) close (jin) (tian) (liang) could come out of his mouth.
Brand got up from Elvis, looked around, and murmured, "Where is this?"
Ye Zi sat up, looked at the boxer underwear with dragon fruit pattern printed on one shelf with mixed emotions, and said, "The boys' bathroom." The main character stallion goes to the girls' bedroom, and the villain boss goes to the men's bathroom... It's completely reversed, okay? good!
↑ No, the original author is a straight man, that is correct.
In fact, at this time, Ye Zi is very glad that the author respected the objective laws anyway, and did not produce steel wrapped with ceramics or plexiglass that is more advanced than the times, otherwise it would not be as simple as being hit by wood.
The boys’ dormitories are all together. Since they are already here, it means that they are not far from their own dormitory, but how to get out from here is a problem...
"Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey——"
Ye Zi hurriedly took out the dizzy yellow chicken from the storage bag: "Are you all right?"
The yellow chicken turned its head to look at him dully, the black beans were dazed, and said weakly: "Master, you can take another pet, I don't blame you..." "Paji" the yellow chicken fell into the palm of his hand, Daimao is elegant and elegant with the wind brought by the falling movement, his eyes are like mosquito coils, and he has the smell of a beauty and a white-headed hero in his twilight.
Ye Zi: "..."
He tried to contact in the system store: [Xiaoji? 】
The yellow chicken did not respond, but a line of bright yellow fonts automatically appeared on the channel: [Zzz...]
Ye Zi kept staring at the line of words, and saw that line of words twisted shyly, and a line of smaller words appeared: [Continuous assimilation of large defensive enchantment X2, the energy has been consumed below the average value, forced to enter a sleep state .Simply called: stunned. 】
Ye Zi: […]
He silently tried to fit the yellow chicken into the storage bracelet, and succeeded.
Brand was surprised: "...isn't Xiaoji alive?" Generally speaking, no alchemy product can have life. It might seem like a normal thing for a chicken to fit into a storage bracelet that only holds dead.
But Elvis can never deduce it with common sense, and the disposition and behavior of the yellow chicken are too realistic. Brand has always believed that this is a living thing, and now he can put it into the storage bracelet, he feels very strange.
Ye Zi didn't speak, and pointed to a large bruise on his calf, the meaning was self-evident.
Brand: "..."
A green dot and a yellow dot were approaching on the small map, Ye Zi alerted, "There is someone."
Brand pulled him up: "This way!"
This is the second floor.
The two looked at each other, Ye Zi blinked innocently, and pointed to her calf again.Brand took a deep breath, hugged his waist and jumped down, leaning on the ferns climbing on the wall to ease the friction, unexpectedly landed safely with the strength and skill that did not lose to the swordsman.
↑No way, the boss always needs to know more things ╮(╯_╰)╭
"Elvis?" At the moment when the two figures disappeared, Nicholas Odin threw himself in front of the window and took a closer look.
"Did you read it wrong?" Another brown-haired boy walked up slowly, setting up an awning with his hands to look around: "There is an enchantment in the dormitory, how could someone else suddenly appear here?"
Nicholas murmured: "Really..."
Byron Egbert patted him on the shoulder and smiled brightly: "I've already found out where his dormitory is. Could it be that your friend came to see him?"
He paused, and then said: "By the way, are you going to perform the stage play I mentioned last time? Elaine has already gone to Zemacia."
Nicholas smiled, the light in his eyes was indistinct: "There are two credits, of course I will go."
Men and women are different.
In the dormitory building, the specific performance is that it is very difficult for boys to enter the girls' dormitory. When girls enter the boys' dormitory, they should be more discreet, and the administrators and students they meet on the road will turn a blind eye.
Now, Elaine brought her good sister to Elvis' dormitory smoothly.
As soon as she looked up, she saw the crystal ball reflecting sunlight, and said happily, "Look, Perth, the place where Elvis lives is so eye-catching!"
Positara L'Oreal mused: "Well, it's very flirty."
Elaine continued: "Elvis has a very high affinity for magic. There is a mythical beast in the crystal ball of the test. Teacher Catherine was shocked by him!"
Positara was expressionless: "Well, pushy."
Elaine shook his hand coquettishly, with a lovely blush on her face: "He is also very handsome!"
Positara finally became interested: "Go in and have a look."
Elaine looked happy: "You will definitely like him!"
Positara went to pinch her face: "Xiao Nizi, if I like him, I don't have your share. Are you sure I want me to like him?"
Elaine dodged her fingers and looked at her nervously: "Can't you rob me?"
Positara waved her hand and begged for mercy: "Don't worry, I still prefer girls. Besides, this is your first love, how could I destroy it?" She chanted: "First love is always green and sweet..." and to no avail.
Looking up, you can see the lake and the woods, the blue waves are rippling and the vegetation is shady. Fortunately, you can see the top of the library tower from this position. Brand, as a normal Elzer mainlander, would look east, west, north, south (...), and they finally found bedroom.
Before reaching the door, a strange voice was heard.
Ye Zi and Brand looked at each other, and decisively went around to the back door.
Nobles always encounter some special circumstances where it is difficult to go through the main door, such as the timing of the secret meeting is not right, avoiding it to avoid embarrassment, having an affair with the rightful owner (...), and so on. Now I still have to feel my way into my room through the back door, and my mood is hard to express for a while.
Walking up the stairs in the dark to the third floor, the two brothers and sisters looked at each other and entered the room respectively.
As soon as the door was closed, the yellow chicken couldn't wait to cry: "El! I'm getting up!"
Ye Zi let it out, and the yellow chicken flapped its wings and floated in the air, a small ball circling around, its round black eyes sparkling.
Stretching out his hand to poke its plump wings, Ye Zi wondered, "Xiaoji, have you grown up?"
The yellow chicken nodded seriously, proudly puffed out its chest: "I can fly!"
Ye Zi clapped his hands: "Let me see you do a horoscope dance."
The yellow chicken flapped its wings a few times, turned 180 degrees, and then kept facing its master with its buttocks, flying up and down crookedly, but did not turn its face.
Ye Zi: "..."
Yellow Chicken: "..."
Ye Zi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and asked for proof: "Can't you turn around?"
Yellow Chicken: "Oh~"
When the strange voices below disappeared and Brand and Ye Zi went downstairs, everyone looked at them with disapproval or even condemnation.
Arthur sang resentfully: "Together with life and death..."
Ye Zi smiled leisurely, and continued with the same tone: "Life and death share the same acupoint..."
Arthur coughed desperately.
Galen lowered his head and smiled for a while, before saying, "Two beautiful girls came to see you this afternoon, Elvis, and they said they wanted to invite you to participate in a stage play."
The yellow chicken began to jump up and down: "Stage play! Stage play!"
The dark elf who came out of nowhere blinked his ruby-like clear eyes and looked at him expectantly: "Are you going? It really wants you to go."
Ye Zi was brought into the Korean drama atmosphere again, and said a little uncomfortable: "Let me read the script first."
The screenplay is mediocre.
Ye Zi and the yellow chicken were head-to-head, one person, one pet, looked at the past together, and probably understood that the plot was about a beautiful and conceited princess who kept wandering among different men, with faces all over the world, and finally It fell on an earl, but the earl came to seek revenge from the king. The princess was wronged by her youth and led the wolf into the house, and was exiled to the old mountain forest.
The whole play revolves around the experience of the princess, she is undoubtedly the heroine, the first male lead, the Earl, is a character who draws hatred, far less positive than the first male lead, the loyal bodyguard of the princess, Elaine means to make Elaine Elvis chose one of these two roles to give her an answer.
Auston asked him, "Which one do you like?"
Ye Zi replied: "Of course it's the earl. I can't act out being loyal to a woman who can't control me."
Huang Ji and He Youen said at the same time: "You agreed to act?"
Ye Zi squinted her eyes, and smiled innocently: "Let's hang out first."
☆、Ten chicks
The sky is gray, the wild is vast, and the wind blows the grass and the yellow chicken appears.
In Ezel Continent, there is no such thing as protecting the lawn and prohibiting trampling. Perhaps it is because the vitality of the vegetation here is always extraordinarily strong and even captures humans as food in some dangerous forests. Grassland and flat land have always been treated equally.
The first feeding class was held on the grass in the northwest corner of San Delian.
Teacher Donia Animo with curly black hair led the students who had taken this class through the Red Scorpion District, the Longma District, and the Smoked Deer District...and finally stopped in front of the chicken farm.
Yes, a chicken farm is called a chicken farm. The name is quite concise and clear, and it is both refined and popular.
The sky was blue and blue, without a trace of cloud, a few white birds circled and crowed in the sky, and Ye Zi's mind was filled with the animation scene of a flock of crows flying over and calling "fool".
A boy next to him expressed the struggle of most people: "Maybe it's just a chicken farm in name, but it's actually a very ferocious bird?"
A loli voice who sounded soft and cute definitely fit the ambitions of the majority of otaku said: "Like Oak Eagle?"
The eagle on Mount Oak has a wingspan of more than five meters when it becomes an adult, and lives in groups on the cliffs. It is born with wind magic. The eagle king can summon wind and thunder, and will attack all kinds of creatures that come and go, including humans, and especially like children with fresh and tender meat. It is a scary monster that many mothers choose to "stop children crying at night".
Another boy worried: "I heard from the seniors that whether you can get the credits for the breeding class depends entirely on luck... which means it's difficult?"
St. Derian is well-known in the mainland, and the teaching staff is naturally strong. There is not only one teacher for each course. It is completely unpredictable which teacher you will meet during the exam, but most of the questions given by the teachers can be passed after learning. Yes, emergencies are not ruled out.
To sum up, past experience is unreliable. The seemingly easiest appreciation class once failed a quarter of the people, and the technically difficult alchemy class passed all of them in a year, so no senior or senior sister would answer. Freshmen have questions about course selection, so as not to come to you when others fail ╮(╯_╰)╭
Teacher Donia, who has a slender back and a charming front, turned her head, narrowed her blue eyes, and smiled: "If the teacher is in a good mood, your luck will also be good, understand?"
As if there was an invisible black spreading, the students felt a chill down their backs, and the students nodded hurriedly.
The chirping sound was endless.
On the emerald green grass, countless jumping yellow balls are particularly lively, and the chubby chicks jump up and down as if they have endless energy, obviously being well taken care of.
student:"……"
Ye Zi remained calm: [Xiaoji, there are so many of your kind. 】
Since breaking through the dormitory barrier twice to force him to sleep, the yellow chicken can stay in the storage bracelet.Before the feeding class, Ye Zi put away her pets. Ye Zi originally had the idea that there would be dangerous creatures, but now it seems that there are no dangerous creatures, but in order to prevent other chickens from being confused with Xiaoji, this move is still necessary of.
The yellow chicken looked like "stupid chickens", and raised its chin: [hum(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp, I want to become a phoenix, which is different from them! 】
Ye Zi was thoughtful: [Well, the difference between chicken and chicken essence, although they can't be distinguished in appearance. 】
The yellow chicken was about to cry, with small eyes: [I have several new feathers growing on my wings, much prettier than them!Heyouen found out, didn't the master find out? 】
Ye Zi agreed: [Well, the wings are stiff. 】
Yellow chicken: QAQ doesn't feel like a good word...
Ye Zi: [Let's identify, Teacher Donia and the girl who spoke just now. 】
"Hey, scanning... the identification technique is activated.
Name: Donya Animo
Status: St. Derian's Senior Wind Magician, Breeding Teacher
Hobbies: Studying the habits of animals
Personality: Gentle and patient, slightly dark belly
Strategies: Donia, who always dresses in skirts and riding boots, is undoubtedly a great beauty. The only tragedy is that she is 179cm tall and wears riding boots of 188cm. She looks down on many opposite sexes. Therefore, a man who wants to pursue her must first prove that he can grow at least as tall as 190cm! "
↑It seems that the captain is completely hopeless==
Ye Zi thought about Houston's height, and felt that he didn't have that much room for improvement, and it was impossible to grow into a 190cm giant, so he breathed a sigh of relief: [Next. 】
"Hey, scanning... the identification technique is activated."
Name: Elizabeth Marrs
Identity: Visible on the new map, dear
Hobbies: Making dolls
Personality: dark
Strategy route: What is she thinking about who is always expressionless?What is her true identity?Only by unraveling these mysteries can we gradually enter the girl's heart. "
Some familiar voices, hobbies related to dolls, and that pink dress... Ye Zi subconsciously looked at the girl, and saw that she immediately restrained her gloomy expression, smiled sweetly at herself, and ran over in small steps , softly said: "How about our group?"
Sitting on the only chair in the arena, Donia was arranging: "Every two people will take care of ten chicks, and when the ten chicks are full and fall asleep, get out of class can be over."
The curvaceous female teacher smiled gently: "This is the food for the school cafeteria next month. I advise you not to have unnecessary feelings for them; in addition, these little guys can also peck people. Fortunately, we still have a bright apprentice here." , there must be no problem in treating some small wounds."
Following her gaze, everyone looked at Brand.
Light magic has a healing function, not only including the healing of wounds, but also its affinity for animals and plants—except for dark-type animals and plants.
Before anyone else invited, Ye Zi quickly grabbed Brand's arm and rejected the girl with a smile: "I'm in the same group as him."
The girl is very persistent, and her smile is even sweeter: "My name is Elizabeth. There are 21 people here except the teacher. There will always be someone who is alone. Can you add me?"
Ye Zi: "Do you know how to raise chickens?"
Elizabeth shook her head.
Ye Zi: "Do you know how to clean chicken coops?"
Elizabeth still shook her head.
Ye Zi sighed, and said sincerely: "Actually, I don't like girls, you will be very popular with other boys." The girl's sweet smile is very lethal, and several boys have already looked at this side with blushes .
Elizabeth imitated him and sighed, and said with a smile: "I don't play with fools. Besides, you two peeked at me taking a shower. In order to keep it secret, shouldn't you please me now?"
Brand has been silent for a while, and finally said at this time: "There is a defensive barrier in the dormitory." The bright apprentice did not lie, he told the truth, and everyone can follow this sentence to think of the following: "So we can't get in ".Perhaps a clever answer, but it was said too soon.
After being taken aback, Elizabeth spread her hands and looked at the other person triumphantly.
Ye Zi felt that he had been shot again by an arrow in the knee: [I still feel that Brand is tricking me...]
Yellow Chicken: [Ji? 】
Ye Zi is haggard: [When you take a bath, there is a hot spring in the school, and occasionally someone takes a bath in the small pond. When Brand opens his mouth, it is the dormitory. There is no silver 300 taels here... Could it be that the religious education of the Holy See really makes people stupid? ? 】
The yellow chicken panicked: [Master, you must not be stupid! 】
Ye Zi's face was expressionless: [... When did I become stupid? 】
Yellow Chicken Black Dou's eyes were full of worry, and he said cautiously: [Last time El, didn't you say that if you ask me again if Brand is cheating on you or if you are really stupid, it means you are really stupid? 】
Ye Zi: […]
"Okay, I agree with you to join the group," Ye Zi said helplessly, "Let's pick ten chickens first."
By the time they selected ten chicks with dry feathers and good appearance, the students in other groups had already started raising them.There was a group of two boys who drove the chickens into the pond to try to make them swim, and then had to fish them up one by one to find a way to dry the shivering chickens whose trust level dropped to 0; The chicken is held in the hand and stroked until it solves the physiological needs in the girl's hand...
Suddenly there is a feeling of superiority in IQ?
Brand sprinkled a handful of rice, Elizabeth cut the vegetable leaves into thin strips and put them in the food bowl, Ye Zi searched for the curled leaves on the surrounding branches, and caught more than a dozen worms on the chicks. There are all kinds of temptations in front of the cubs, watching them eagerly follow, ten pairs of bright yellow little feet running around, until they feel that they have exercised enough, and then feed the bugs one by one.
Brand looked complicated: "Do you know how to raise chickens?"
Ye Zi: "Knows a little about everything, but is proficient in nothing." This is a common characteristic of the vast majority of people in the Celestial Dynasty.
Brand muttered to himself: "Is that so..."
The next thing that is most needed and most difficult to solve is the problem of drinking water for the chicks.
The side of the pond is mossy and slippery, and if a chick plunges into it, it won't sleep until it's been dried and its frightened mind calmed; They will also put their whole head in, and then keep shaking the water to bask in the sun, and the hair will not dry or sleep.
Wait a minute, did the chickens in the previous life have this problem?Ye Zi thought uncertainly.
Elizabeth asked sincerely: "Is there a quick-drying spell in water magic?"
Ye Zi: "There are no traditional spells, how do you know that I know water magic?"
Elizabeth: "You're a big hit in the magic theory class, Elvis, don't you mind if I call you by your name? How about trying to improve the spell?"
Improving spells is a very dangerous thing with a low success rate. Of course, if you only improve spells with low power, it will not cause much damage.
But what exactly is less powerful?Under different usages, the effect of the same magic varies greatly.
Ye Zi shook his head: "No, what if the blood is drawn together with the water? If one of them dies, we won't be able to finish class."
Elizabeth's light purple eyes were full of brilliance: "Elvis! You are a genius!" The magical power to break barriers, the talent in creating murderous magic... this human being is undoubtedly the one that the king wants to absorb. kind.
Then, in order to get him, you should pay something.
A ribbon floated on the channel, and the yellow chicken, relying on the large number of chicks in the field, directly said: "There is a girl who volunteered to join the camp, and the completion rate of establishing a harem is 3/100, please continue to work hard!"
"..." This girl especially admires imaginative people?
Let me introduce Tianchao's vacuum chicken drinking fountain.
The top is a white lantern-like protrusion, and the bottom is a red groove. The water is in a closed system. The upper part is equivalent to a valve. When the chicken drinks water, it takes water from the groove below. Once the water level drops, the closed valve There will be water replenishment.
After finding it in the low-end item "Pet Supplies" in the mall, Ye Zi took it out, filled the pond with water, and brought it back for the chickens.
For the person who gave the worms to eat just now, the chicken cubs have a relatively high degree of trust. One of the restless ones went over immediately, and when it found water, it lowered its head and drank it. The others followed suit.
When the ten little guys fell asleep together, the three breathed a sigh of relief. When Ye Zi stood up, his feet were numb, and he was shaking a little. Brand next to him subconsciously supported him.
Doniya has been paying attention to them for a long time, and now she came over and said warmly: "Congratulations on completing the class task, I wonder if student Zemacia can explain the material and principle of this?" She pointed to the drinking fountain, obviously very interested .
Ye Zi suddenly felt very bad.As if there is no plastic here...
He made a decisive decision: "Actually, this is a kind of alchemy product, a drinking fountain for small animals such as chickens and ducks. If the teacher likes it, I can give it to you." It's normal for alchemists to produce strange materials.
Doniya accepted it unceremoniously, and encouraged her: "It's a very good invention, student Zemasia. The teacher will study it and submit a report for you. Maybe it can be recorded in the file~" Beautiful teacher She blinked mischievously and smiled sweetly.
A documentary flashed through Ye Zi's mind:
Elvis Zemacia, who had a hard life since he was a child, raised chickens and ducks, and was always troubled by problems such as diseases caused by the wet hair of chickens and ducks. He devoted himself to the study of alchemy, and finally invented the vacuum waterer for chickens and ducks when he was 11 years old. Made outstanding contributions to broiler/duck breeding...
Ye Zi shook his head violently, pushed Brand in front of Donia, and swore: "Actually, we made this together!"
Brand: "..."
☆, Great Swordsman Hesteri
San Delián is a straight paradise.
The girl on the left was shy and forgetful, and just now blushed to borrow a quill from him; the girl behind was naughty and lively, trying to secretly tie his long hair into braids... Ye Zi didn't look back, and said expressionlessly The hair was pulled all the way to the front and the unformed braids were undone.
History class is a big class, freshmen take it together, Ye Zi looked at his roommate sitting on his right one, two, three, four, five, and sighed with emotion.
In all honesty, the people in their dormitory are outstanding even among all the freshmen, but it's a pity that Heyoun has been unrestrained in love with Xiaoji for 100 years. He can recognize Xiaoji at a glance among the chickens; Auston's self-admiration has become an indispensable part of his life, and he can read "you stupid mortals" from his eyes all the time; He was flirtatious, and he took the little hand of the girl next to him in only 10 minutes of class; Galen, a gentle and elegant young man, is a pity that he has someone to marry... As for Brand, serving the God of Light with all his heart is not just talking.
Well, maybe 11 years old is a bit early to think about love, and with his mind, he shouldn't look at Xiao Douding at the same age.Ye Zi's gaze moved up, and he began to scrutinize the course teacher carefully.
"Hey, scanning... the identification technique is activated.
Name: Boan Hesteri
Occupation: St. Derian's history teacher, dean of students
Ability: Great Swordsman"
This was Ye Zi's third class after coming to school, and the first male teacher he met.Unlike the female teachers who are approachable enough, this rigorous and serious history teacher requires students to call his surname Hester instead of Boan. Of course, teacher Catherine never reveals her surname, which undoubtedly gives this hot The beauty was covered with a layer of mystery, but Ye Zi, who had the plug-in in his hand, understood that it was only because the surname Carter was too popular and masculine.
Teacher Hesteri has long silver-white hair and bright blue eyes. This meticulous male teacher tied his long hair into a braid and put it on a close-fitting dark blue leather jacket of the same color as the eyes. The complete swordsman's attire, which would affect his actions, had a bit of leisure due to the dark green robe on the outside.
He is a great swordsman.
Ye Zi looked fieryly at the thin sword tied around Teacher Hesteri's waist. The silver pattern wrapped around the hilt made it look like a gorgeous handicraft, but after knowing his strength, no one would doubt that The power of the sword.
Inevitably, Ye Zi developed a fondness for this history teacher.But it's just a good impression. You must know that the position of dean of students in the Celestial Dynasty almost symbolizes the nightmare of student days, and the character of Mr. Hesteri is really——
"In order to get along happily in the next six years, I think it is very necessary to understand each other. Okay, let me introduce my teaching style first."
"Please look at the magic crystal projection."
Similar to modern projection equipment, ten questions are displayed on a white screen, with answers and detailed explanations.
1. Who was Norton I's favorite concubine?Alice.
PS: According to research, this concubine who can never be called glamorous has the thickest leg hair in the harem, and Norton I seems to have a soft spot for this.
2. At the end of Fei Suoling III, Bill, the leader of the rebel party, was known as the most beautiful man in the mainland. How many hairs does he have?Not a single one.
PS: When Bill was a child, an out-of-control fire magic burned all the hair on his body. There may have been some unknown mutations in the fire magic at that time, and Bill's hair never grew back.Incidentally, one of his lovers once told others that he was bald, and historians are still arguing over whether his eyebrows were painted on.
3. What is the relationship between dragons and orcs? It was a family 2000 years ago.
PS: The Dragon Clan used to be a branch of the Orc Clan. As the most powerful member, the Dragon Clan enjoyed the best valleys, food and females.Due to the difficulty in childbearing and the long lifespan, on average, each dragon will have sex with no less than thirty females in their lifetime, and due to their talents, these females will become quite high-sighted, and it is difficult to accept other dragons such as leopards and lions. orc. 2000 years ago, other orcs who had been dissatisfied with the Dragon Clan for a long time paid a heavy price under the leadership of the Lion King Caesar and drove the Dragon Clan out of the plain.The correctness of this move can be seen in the birth rate of Orc babies since then.
……
Looking at the ten questions, the freshman's expression changed from o(*^▽^*)o to (⊙_⊙).
Teacher Hesteri showed a friendly smile, with a hint of joy in his tone: "Let's get familiar with it first, this is the teacher's style of writing questions."
students:"……"
Who will accept this black belly!You want to cheat people to death!
Classes are a breeze at San Delien, and most teachers don't care what you're doing during class—as long as you pass your exams.
Of course, after Mr. Hesteri's resignation, the whole class obviously restrained their minds and listened carefully, but this was only the appearance.
Auston, who had been fond of the crystal ball since returning from a divination class, held it in his lap and started divination.Unlike Ye Zi who thinks this thing is as unreliable as fortune-telling, people in mainland China seem to value this very much, and the highest state of divination is called-prophecy.
After a long time, Oston raised his head and murmured: "It's not good..."
Galen immediately asked: "What's wrong?" As the third prince of the empire, Galen has been immersed in the ocean of history since he was a child. He probably knows more about the official and unofficial history of the royal family than his teacher. The only question may be in the answer sheet. Sometimes it is necessary to distinguish which parts cannot be made public and cannot be written.
Therefore, he was the one who listened the least carefully among the few people, and he was the first to ask.
Auston rarely showed a dignified expression: "I was just measuring our fortune for today." Very basic divination entry test, the answers will be very broad, and the reference value is pitifully small.
Arthur was also attracted: "How is my luck?"
Auston replied: "Five people are bad." Divination cannot include myself.
Ye Zi put forward his opinion: "This proves that we will be collectively faced off today? Will we meet many women when we go out?..."
Brand: "Maybe it's just our house falling down?"
Roommate one two three four: "..."
↑ "Five"?
Arthur suddenly came back to his senses: "Where's Heyoun?"
Brand looked calm: "I left when I said the house would collapse. I probably went back to salvage things."
↑One of the characteristics of the dark elves: a natural assassin, with a weak sense of existence, coming and going in the shadows without a trace.
"Wait a minute," as if remembering something, Ye Zi's expression suddenly became very strange, he bumped Auston with his shoulder, and said, "You can test Teacher Hesteri's fortune again."
Auston said calmly: "I don't know his strength."
Arthur lowered his voice: "Do you think it's enough to know his strength?"
The most basic introduction to divination is to test a person's fortune for a day. Although it is the simplest, it cannot be tested just by meeting a random person. This requires the fortune-teller to know various information such as the name, appearance, ability, etc. of the person being tested. The more detailed the better, and the gap in strength will affect the accuracy of the test results.
As St. Derian's teacher, Hesteri is at least a high-level magician or high-level swordsman. As far as a magic apprentice is concerned, testing him is simply delusional, but Auston said that sentence very calmly, as if As long as you know Hesteri's actual ability, you can do divination.
Alston gave Arthur a sideways look, and sighed, "You won't understand."
Ye Zi and Jia Lun quickly hugged Arthur who exploded, Ye Zi covered Arthur's mouth, and whispered in his ear: "Relax, don't yell, we are still in class, you understand?"
The flaxen-haired boy nodded sullenly.
Due to Heyoun's habit of choosing seats, the group of six in the dormitory was originally in a place near the corner, and now they simply formed a circle and discussed without anyone else present.
Ye Zi affirmed: "Teacher Hesteri is a great swordsman."
No one asked him why he knew, and Auston didn't even lift his eyelids, and started divination.A smoky mist filled the transparent crystal ball, gradually turning from white to dark, until it turned into deep purple and near black.
Everyone: "..."
In the silence, Brand hesitated: "Does this mean... the classroom is actually about to collapse?"
Ye Zi seemed to be crying but not crying: "Actually, we can boldly assume that maybe the school is going to collapse?"
"boom--"
There was a loud bang like heaven and earth!
The teaching building seemed to sway slightly, but everyone felt as if they were being thrown high and then fell heavily.
Panic swept almost everyone, countless students screamed and tried to rush to the gate
"Really, are they two little boys? Are they handsome?"
"There is actually a person from the Holy See? How disgusting!"
"Well, I love you too, Elizabeth!"
"..."
☆、Adventures in the dormitory
In a YY novel, the protagonist and the villain will always have similarities in various aspects, for example, they are both cruel and merciless, both have unique personal charms, the leader of one side has many talents under his command, and they are both equally cool and handsome Domineering, luck is the same... different.
When Brand fell into the bathtub, he was actually very calm, and even quickly supported the edge to maintain his balance. For Mr. BOSS, who has experienced more tragic and worse incidents, this small scene is really not enough. He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, thinking that perhaps because he was with Elvis, he would not be particularly unlucky when encountering random events.
But he reassured too soon.
The two people were teleported over next to each other, and the bathtubs on the continent of Ezel are always extraordinarily large for reasons that everyone can guess, and can accommodate at least three adults, which caused Brand to help Living on the edge = Ye Zi happened to be in the middle and couldn't help anything, so Ye Zi sadly fell on his back in the bathtub, hit his head on the bottom of the wood with a loud sound, and pulled the BOSS down by the way, his whole body was crushed again Once.
Ye Zi grinned in pain: "...you stepped on my foot."
Brand was indifferent: "...Oh, no wonder it slipped."
Ye Zi's eyes widened in disbelief, as if he couldn't believe that such words that were not (sang) close (jin) (tian) (liang) could come out of his mouth.
Brand got up from Elvis, looked around, and murmured, "Where is this?"
Ye Zi sat up, looked at the boxer underwear with dragon fruit pattern printed on one shelf with mixed emotions, and said, "The boys' bathroom." The main character stallion goes to the girls' bedroom, and the villain boss goes to the men's bathroom... It's completely reversed, okay? good!
↑ No, the original author is a straight man, that is correct.
In fact, at this time, Ye Zi is very glad that the author respected the objective laws anyway, and did not produce steel wrapped with ceramics or plexiglass that is more advanced than the times, otherwise it would not be as simple as being hit by wood.
The boys’ dormitories are all together. Since they are already here, it means that they are not far from their own dormitory, but how to get out from here is a problem...
"Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey——"
Ye Zi hurriedly took out the dizzy yellow chicken from the storage bag: "Are you all right?"
The yellow chicken turned its head to look at him dully, the black beans were dazed, and said weakly: "Master, you can take another pet, I don't blame you..." "Paji" the yellow chicken fell into the palm of his hand, Daimao is elegant and elegant with the wind brought by the falling movement, his eyes are like mosquito coils, and he has the smell of a beauty and a white-headed hero in his twilight.
Ye Zi: "..."
He tried to contact in the system store: [Xiaoji? 】
The yellow chicken did not respond, but a line of bright yellow fonts automatically appeared on the channel: [Zzz...]
Ye Zi kept staring at the line of words, and saw that line of words twisted shyly, and a line of smaller words appeared: [Continuous assimilation of large defensive enchantment X2, the energy has been consumed below the average value, forced to enter a sleep state .Simply called: stunned. 】
Ye Zi: […]
He silently tried to fit the yellow chicken into the storage bracelet, and succeeded.
Brand was surprised: "...isn't Xiaoji alive?" Generally speaking, no alchemy product can have life. It might seem like a normal thing for a chicken to fit into a storage bracelet that only holds dead.
But Elvis can never deduce it with common sense, and the disposition and behavior of the yellow chicken are too realistic. Brand has always believed that this is a living thing, and now he can put it into the storage bracelet, he feels very strange.
Ye Zi didn't speak, and pointed to a large bruise on his calf, the meaning was self-evident.
Brand: "..."
A green dot and a yellow dot were approaching on the small map, Ye Zi alerted, "There is someone."
Brand pulled him up: "This way!"
This is the second floor.
The two looked at each other, Ye Zi blinked innocently, and pointed to her calf again.Brand took a deep breath, hugged his waist and jumped down, leaning on the ferns climbing on the wall to ease the friction, unexpectedly landed safely with the strength and skill that did not lose to the swordsman.
↑No way, the boss always needs to know more things ╮(╯_╰)╭
"Elvis?" At the moment when the two figures disappeared, Nicholas Odin threw himself in front of the window and took a closer look.
"Did you read it wrong?" Another brown-haired boy walked up slowly, setting up an awning with his hands to look around: "There is an enchantment in the dormitory, how could someone else suddenly appear here?"
Nicholas murmured: "Really..."
Byron Egbert patted him on the shoulder and smiled brightly: "I've already found out where his dormitory is. Could it be that your friend came to see him?"
He paused, and then said: "By the way, are you going to perform the stage play I mentioned last time? Elaine has already gone to Zemacia."
Nicholas smiled, the light in his eyes was indistinct: "There are two credits, of course I will go."
Men and women are different.
In the dormitory building, the specific performance is that it is very difficult for boys to enter the girls' dormitory. When girls enter the boys' dormitory, they should be more discreet, and the administrators and students they meet on the road will turn a blind eye.
Now, Elaine brought her good sister to Elvis' dormitory smoothly.
As soon as she looked up, she saw the crystal ball reflecting sunlight, and said happily, "Look, Perth, the place where Elvis lives is so eye-catching!"
Positara L'Oreal mused: "Well, it's very flirty."
Elaine continued: "Elvis has a very high affinity for magic. There is a mythical beast in the crystal ball of the test. Teacher Catherine was shocked by him!"
Positara was expressionless: "Well, pushy."
Elaine shook his hand coquettishly, with a lovely blush on her face: "He is also very handsome!"
Positara finally became interested: "Go in and have a look."
Elaine looked happy: "You will definitely like him!"
Positara went to pinch her face: "Xiao Nizi, if I like him, I don't have your share. Are you sure I want me to like him?"
Elaine dodged her fingers and looked at her nervously: "Can't you rob me?"
Positara waved her hand and begged for mercy: "Don't worry, I still prefer girls. Besides, this is your first love, how could I destroy it?" She chanted: "First love is always green and sweet..." and to no avail.
Looking up, you can see the lake and the woods, the blue waves are rippling and the vegetation is shady. Fortunately, you can see the top of the library tower from this position. Brand, as a normal Elzer mainlander, would look east, west, north, south (...), and they finally found bedroom.
Before reaching the door, a strange voice was heard.
Ye Zi and Brand looked at each other, and decisively went around to the back door.
Nobles always encounter some special circumstances where it is difficult to go through the main door, such as the timing of the secret meeting is not right, avoiding it to avoid embarrassment, having an affair with the rightful owner (...), and so on. Now I still have to feel my way into my room through the back door, and my mood is hard to express for a while.
Walking up the stairs in the dark to the third floor, the two brothers and sisters looked at each other and entered the room respectively.
As soon as the door was closed, the yellow chicken couldn't wait to cry: "El! I'm getting up!"
Ye Zi let it out, and the yellow chicken flapped its wings and floated in the air, a small ball circling around, its round black eyes sparkling.
Stretching out his hand to poke its plump wings, Ye Zi wondered, "Xiaoji, have you grown up?"
The yellow chicken nodded seriously, proudly puffed out its chest: "I can fly!"
Ye Zi clapped his hands: "Let me see you do a horoscope dance."
The yellow chicken flapped its wings a few times, turned 180 degrees, and then kept facing its master with its buttocks, flying up and down crookedly, but did not turn its face.
Ye Zi: "..."
Yellow Chicken: "..."
Ye Zi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and asked for proof: "Can't you turn around?"
Yellow Chicken: "Oh~"
When the strange voices below disappeared and Brand and Ye Zi went downstairs, everyone looked at them with disapproval or even condemnation.
Arthur sang resentfully: "Together with life and death..."
Ye Zi smiled leisurely, and continued with the same tone: "Life and death share the same acupoint..."
Arthur coughed desperately.
Galen lowered his head and smiled for a while, before saying, "Two beautiful girls came to see you this afternoon, Elvis, and they said they wanted to invite you to participate in a stage play."
The yellow chicken began to jump up and down: "Stage play! Stage play!"
The dark elf who came out of nowhere blinked his ruby-like clear eyes and looked at him expectantly: "Are you going? It really wants you to go."
Ye Zi was brought into the Korean drama atmosphere again, and said a little uncomfortable: "Let me read the script first."
The screenplay is mediocre.
Ye Zi and the yellow chicken were head-to-head, one person, one pet, looked at the past together, and probably understood that the plot was about a beautiful and conceited princess who kept wandering among different men, with faces all over the world, and finally It fell on an earl, but the earl came to seek revenge from the king. The princess was wronged by her youth and led the wolf into the house, and was exiled to the old mountain forest.
The whole play revolves around the experience of the princess, she is undoubtedly the heroine, the first male lead, the Earl, is a character who draws hatred, far less positive than the first male lead, the loyal bodyguard of the princess, Elaine means to make Elaine Elvis chose one of these two roles to give her an answer.
Auston asked him, "Which one do you like?"
Ye Zi replied: "Of course it's the earl. I can't act out being loyal to a woman who can't control me."
Huang Ji and He Youen said at the same time: "You agreed to act?"
Ye Zi squinted her eyes, and smiled innocently: "Let's hang out first."
☆、Ten chicks
The sky is gray, the wild is vast, and the wind blows the grass and the yellow chicken appears.
In Ezel Continent, there is no such thing as protecting the lawn and prohibiting trampling. Perhaps it is because the vitality of the vegetation here is always extraordinarily strong and even captures humans as food in some dangerous forests. Grassland and flat land have always been treated equally.
The first feeding class was held on the grass in the northwest corner of San Delian.
Teacher Donia Animo with curly black hair led the students who had taken this class through the Red Scorpion District, the Longma District, and the Smoked Deer District...and finally stopped in front of the chicken farm.
Yes, a chicken farm is called a chicken farm. The name is quite concise and clear, and it is both refined and popular.
The sky was blue and blue, without a trace of cloud, a few white birds circled and crowed in the sky, and Ye Zi's mind was filled with the animation scene of a flock of crows flying over and calling "fool".
A boy next to him expressed the struggle of most people: "Maybe it's just a chicken farm in name, but it's actually a very ferocious bird?"
A loli voice who sounded soft and cute definitely fit the ambitions of the majority of otaku said: "Like Oak Eagle?"
The eagle on Mount Oak has a wingspan of more than five meters when it becomes an adult, and lives in groups on the cliffs. It is born with wind magic. The eagle king can summon wind and thunder, and will attack all kinds of creatures that come and go, including humans, and especially like children with fresh and tender meat. It is a scary monster that many mothers choose to "stop children crying at night".
Another boy worried: "I heard from the seniors that whether you can get the credits for the breeding class depends entirely on luck... which means it's difficult?"
St. Derian is well-known in the mainland, and the teaching staff is naturally strong. There is not only one teacher for each course. It is completely unpredictable which teacher you will meet during the exam, but most of the questions given by the teachers can be passed after learning. Yes, emergencies are not ruled out.
To sum up, past experience is unreliable. The seemingly easiest appreciation class once failed a quarter of the people, and the technically difficult alchemy class passed all of them in a year, so no senior or senior sister would answer. Freshmen have questions about course selection, so as not to come to you when others fail ╮(╯_╰)╭
Teacher Donia, who has a slender back and a charming front, turned her head, narrowed her blue eyes, and smiled: "If the teacher is in a good mood, your luck will also be good, understand?"
As if there was an invisible black spreading, the students felt a chill down their backs, and the students nodded hurriedly.
The chirping sound was endless.
On the emerald green grass, countless jumping yellow balls are particularly lively, and the chubby chicks jump up and down as if they have endless energy, obviously being well taken care of.
student:"……"
Ye Zi remained calm: [Xiaoji, there are so many of your kind. 】
Since breaking through the dormitory barrier twice to force him to sleep, the yellow chicken can stay in the storage bracelet.Before the feeding class, Ye Zi put away her pets. Ye Zi originally had the idea that there would be dangerous creatures, but now it seems that there are no dangerous creatures, but in order to prevent other chickens from being confused with Xiaoji, this move is still necessary of.
The yellow chicken looked like "stupid chickens", and raised its chin: [hum(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp, I want to become a phoenix, which is different from them! 】
Ye Zi was thoughtful: [Well, the difference between chicken and chicken essence, although they can't be distinguished in appearance. 】
The yellow chicken was about to cry, with small eyes: [I have several new feathers growing on my wings, much prettier than them!Heyouen found out, didn't the master find out? 】
Ye Zi agreed: [Well, the wings are stiff. 】
Yellow chicken: QAQ doesn't feel like a good word...
Ye Zi: [Let's identify, Teacher Donia and the girl who spoke just now. 】
"Hey, scanning... the identification technique is activated.
Name: Donya Animo
Status: St. Derian's Senior Wind Magician, Breeding Teacher
Hobbies: Studying the habits of animals
Personality: Gentle and patient, slightly dark belly
Strategies: Donia, who always dresses in skirts and riding boots, is undoubtedly a great beauty. The only tragedy is that she is 179cm tall and wears riding boots of 188cm. She looks down on many opposite sexes. Therefore, a man who wants to pursue her must first prove that he can grow at least as tall as 190cm! "
↑It seems that the captain is completely hopeless==
Ye Zi thought about Houston's height, and felt that he didn't have that much room for improvement, and it was impossible to grow into a 190cm giant, so he breathed a sigh of relief: [Next. 】
"Hey, scanning... the identification technique is activated."
Name: Elizabeth Marrs
Identity: Visible on the new map, dear
Hobbies: Making dolls
Personality: dark
Strategy route: What is she thinking about who is always expressionless?What is her true identity?Only by unraveling these mysteries can we gradually enter the girl's heart. "
Some familiar voices, hobbies related to dolls, and that pink dress... Ye Zi subconsciously looked at the girl, and saw that she immediately restrained her gloomy expression, smiled sweetly at herself, and ran over in small steps , softly said: "How about our group?"
Sitting on the only chair in the arena, Donia was arranging: "Every two people will take care of ten chicks, and when the ten chicks are full and fall asleep, get out of class can be over."
The curvaceous female teacher smiled gently: "This is the food for the school cafeteria next month. I advise you not to have unnecessary feelings for them; in addition, these little guys can also peck people. Fortunately, we still have a bright apprentice here." , there must be no problem in treating some small wounds."
Following her gaze, everyone looked at Brand.
Light magic has a healing function, not only including the healing of wounds, but also its affinity for animals and plants—except for dark-type animals and plants.
Before anyone else invited, Ye Zi quickly grabbed Brand's arm and rejected the girl with a smile: "I'm in the same group as him."
The girl is very persistent, and her smile is even sweeter: "My name is Elizabeth. There are 21 people here except the teacher. There will always be someone who is alone. Can you add me?"
Ye Zi: "Do you know how to raise chickens?"
Elizabeth shook her head.
Ye Zi: "Do you know how to clean chicken coops?"
Elizabeth still shook her head.
Ye Zi sighed, and said sincerely: "Actually, I don't like girls, you will be very popular with other boys." The girl's sweet smile is very lethal, and several boys have already looked at this side with blushes .
Elizabeth imitated him and sighed, and said with a smile: "I don't play with fools. Besides, you two peeked at me taking a shower. In order to keep it secret, shouldn't you please me now?"
Brand has been silent for a while, and finally said at this time: "There is a defensive barrier in the dormitory." The bright apprentice did not lie, he told the truth, and everyone can follow this sentence to think of the following: "So we can't get in ".Perhaps a clever answer, but it was said too soon.
After being taken aback, Elizabeth spread her hands and looked at the other person triumphantly.
Ye Zi felt that he had been shot again by an arrow in the knee: [I still feel that Brand is tricking me...]
Yellow Chicken: [Ji? 】
Ye Zi is haggard: [When you take a bath, there is a hot spring in the school, and occasionally someone takes a bath in the small pond. When Brand opens his mouth, it is the dormitory. There is no silver 300 taels here... Could it be that the religious education of the Holy See really makes people stupid? ? 】
The yellow chicken panicked: [Master, you must not be stupid! 】
Ye Zi's face was expressionless: [... When did I become stupid? 】
Yellow Chicken Black Dou's eyes were full of worry, and he said cautiously: [Last time El, didn't you say that if you ask me again if Brand is cheating on you or if you are really stupid, it means you are really stupid? 】
Ye Zi: […]
"Okay, I agree with you to join the group," Ye Zi said helplessly, "Let's pick ten chickens first."
By the time they selected ten chicks with dry feathers and good appearance, the students in other groups had already started raising them.There was a group of two boys who drove the chickens into the pond to try to make them swim, and then had to fish them up one by one to find a way to dry the shivering chickens whose trust level dropped to 0; The chicken is held in the hand and stroked until it solves the physiological needs in the girl's hand...
Suddenly there is a feeling of superiority in IQ?
Brand sprinkled a handful of rice, Elizabeth cut the vegetable leaves into thin strips and put them in the food bowl, Ye Zi searched for the curled leaves on the surrounding branches, and caught more than a dozen worms on the chicks. There are all kinds of temptations in front of the cubs, watching them eagerly follow, ten pairs of bright yellow little feet running around, until they feel that they have exercised enough, and then feed the bugs one by one.
Brand looked complicated: "Do you know how to raise chickens?"
Ye Zi: "Knows a little about everything, but is proficient in nothing." This is a common characteristic of the vast majority of people in the Celestial Dynasty.
Brand muttered to himself: "Is that so..."
The next thing that is most needed and most difficult to solve is the problem of drinking water for the chicks.
The side of the pond is mossy and slippery, and if a chick plunges into it, it won't sleep until it's been dried and its frightened mind calmed; They will also put their whole head in, and then keep shaking the water to bask in the sun, and the hair will not dry or sleep.
Wait a minute, did the chickens in the previous life have this problem?Ye Zi thought uncertainly.
Elizabeth asked sincerely: "Is there a quick-drying spell in water magic?"
Ye Zi: "There are no traditional spells, how do you know that I know water magic?"
Elizabeth: "You're a big hit in the magic theory class, Elvis, don't you mind if I call you by your name? How about trying to improve the spell?"
Improving spells is a very dangerous thing with a low success rate. Of course, if you only improve spells with low power, it will not cause much damage.
But what exactly is less powerful?Under different usages, the effect of the same magic varies greatly.
Ye Zi shook his head: "No, what if the blood is drawn together with the water? If one of them dies, we won't be able to finish class."
Elizabeth's light purple eyes were full of brilliance: "Elvis! You are a genius!" The magical power to break barriers, the talent in creating murderous magic... this human being is undoubtedly the one that the king wants to absorb. kind.
Then, in order to get him, you should pay something.
A ribbon floated on the channel, and the yellow chicken, relying on the large number of chicks in the field, directly said: "There is a girl who volunteered to join the camp, and the completion rate of establishing a harem is 3/100, please continue to work hard!"
"..." This girl especially admires imaginative people?
Let me introduce Tianchao's vacuum chicken drinking fountain.
The top is a white lantern-like protrusion, and the bottom is a red groove. The water is in a closed system. The upper part is equivalent to a valve. When the chicken drinks water, it takes water from the groove below. Once the water level drops, the closed valve There will be water replenishment.
After finding it in the low-end item "Pet Supplies" in the mall, Ye Zi took it out, filled the pond with water, and brought it back for the chickens.
For the person who gave the worms to eat just now, the chicken cubs have a relatively high degree of trust. One of the restless ones went over immediately, and when it found water, it lowered its head and drank it. The others followed suit.
When the ten little guys fell asleep together, the three breathed a sigh of relief. When Ye Zi stood up, his feet were numb, and he was shaking a little. Brand next to him subconsciously supported him.
Doniya has been paying attention to them for a long time, and now she came over and said warmly: "Congratulations on completing the class task, I wonder if student Zemacia can explain the material and principle of this?" She pointed to the drinking fountain, obviously very interested .
Ye Zi suddenly felt very bad.As if there is no plastic here...
He made a decisive decision: "Actually, this is a kind of alchemy product, a drinking fountain for small animals such as chickens and ducks. If the teacher likes it, I can give it to you." It's normal for alchemists to produce strange materials.
Doniya accepted it unceremoniously, and encouraged her: "It's a very good invention, student Zemasia. The teacher will study it and submit a report for you. Maybe it can be recorded in the file~" Beautiful teacher She blinked mischievously and smiled sweetly.
A documentary flashed through Ye Zi's mind:
Elvis Zemacia, who had a hard life since he was a child, raised chickens and ducks, and was always troubled by problems such as diseases caused by the wet hair of chickens and ducks. He devoted himself to the study of alchemy, and finally invented the vacuum waterer for chickens and ducks when he was 11 years old. Made outstanding contributions to broiler/duck breeding...
Ye Zi shook his head violently, pushed Brand in front of Donia, and swore: "Actually, we made this together!"
Brand: "..."
☆, Great Swordsman Hesteri
San Delián is a straight paradise.
The girl on the left was shy and forgetful, and just now blushed to borrow a quill from him; the girl behind was naughty and lively, trying to secretly tie his long hair into braids... Ye Zi didn't look back, and said expressionlessly The hair was pulled all the way to the front and the unformed braids were undone.
History class is a big class, freshmen take it together, Ye Zi looked at his roommate sitting on his right one, two, three, four, five, and sighed with emotion.
In all honesty, the people in their dormitory are outstanding even among all the freshmen, but it's a pity that Heyoun has been unrestrained in love with Xiaoji for 100 years. He can recognize Xiaoji at a glance among the chickens; Auston's self-admiration has become an indispensable part of his life, and he can read "you stupid mortals" from his eyes all the time; He was flirtatious, and he took the little hand of the girl next to him in only 10 minutes of class; Galen, a gentle and elegant young man, is a pity that he has someone to marry... As for Brand, serving the God of Light with all his heart is not just talking.
Well, maybe 11 years old is a bit early to think about love, and with his mind, he shouldn't look at Xiao Douding at the same age.Ye Zi's gaze moved up, and he began to scrutinize the course teacher carefully.
"Hey, scanning... the identification technique is activated.
Name: Boan Hesteri
Occupation: St. Derian's history teacher, dean of students
Ability: Great Swordsman"
This was Ye Zi's third class after coming to school, and the first male teacher he met.Unlike the female teachers who are approachable enough, this rigorous and serious history teacher requires students to call his surname Hester instead of Boan. Of course, teacher Catherine never reveals her surname, which undoubtedly gives this hot The beauty was covered with a layer of mystery, but Ye Zi, who had the plug-in in his hand, understood that it was only because the surname Carter was too popular and masculine.
Teacher Hesteri has long silver-white hair and bright blue eyes. This meticulous male teacher tied his long hair into a braid and put it on a close-fitting dark blue leather jacket of the same color as the eyes. The complete swordsman's attire, which would affect his actions, had a bit of leisure due to the dark green robe on the outside.
He is a great swordsman.
Ye Zi looked fieryly at the thin sword tied around Teacher Hesteri's waist. The silver pattern wrapped around the hilt made it look like a gorgeous handicraft, but after knowing his strength, no one would doubt that The power of the sword.
Inevitably, Ye Zi developed a fondness for this history teacher.But it's just a good impression. You must know that the position of dean of students in the Celestial Dynasty almost symbolizes the nightmare of student days, and the character of Mr. Hesteri is really——
"In order to get along happily in the next six years, I think it is very necessary to understand each other. Okay, let me introduce my teaching style first."
"Please look at the magic crystal projection."
Similar to modern projection equipment, ten questions are displayed on a white screen, with answers and detailed explanations.
1. Who was Norton I's favorite concubine?Alice.
PS: According to research, this concubine who can never be called glamorous has the thickest leg hair in the harem, and Norton I seems to have a soft spot for this.
2. At the end of Fei Suoling III, Bill, the leader of the rebel party, was known as the most beautiful man in the mainland. How many hairs does he have?Not a single one.
PS: When Bill was a child, an out-of-control fire magic burned all the hair on his body. There may have been some unknown mutations in the fire magic at that time, and Bill's hair never grew back.Incidentally, one of his lovers once told others that he was bald, and historians are still arguing over whether his eyebrows were painted on.
3. What is the relationship between dragons and orcs? It was a family 2000 years ago.
PS: The Dragon Clan used to be a branch of the Orc Clan. As the most powerful member, the Dragon Clan enjoyed the best valleys, food and females.Due to the difficulty in childbearing and the long lifespan, on average, each dragon will have sex with no less than thirty females in their lifetime, and due to their talents, these females will become quite high-sighted, and it is difficult to accept other dragons such as leopards and lions. orc. 2000 years ago, other orcs who had been dissatisfied with the Dragon Clan for a long time paid a heavy price under the leadership of the Lion King Caesar and drove the Dragon Clan out of the plain.The correctness of this move can be seen in the birth rate of Orc babies since then.
……
Looking at the ten questions, the freshman's expression changed from o(*^▽^*)o to (⊙_⊙).
Teacher Hesteri showed a friendly smile, with a hint of joy in his tone: "Let's get familiar with it first, this is the teacher's style of writing questions."
students:"……"
Who will accept this black belly!You want to cheat people to death!
Classes are a breeze at San Delien, and most teachers don't care what you're doing during class—as long as you pass your exams.
Of course, after Mr. Hesteri's resignation, the whole class obviously restrained their minds and listened carefully, but this was only the appearance.
Auston, who had been fond of the crystal ball since returning from a divination class, held it in his lap and started divination.Unlike Ye Zi who thinks this thing is as unreliable as fortune-telling, people in mainland China seem to value this very much, and the highest state of divination is called-prophecy.
After a long time, Oston raised his head and murmured: "It's not good..."
Galen immediately asked: "What's wrong?" As the third prince of the empire, Galen has been immersed in the ocean of history since he was a child. He probably knows more about the official and unofficial history of the royal family than his teacher. The only question may be in the answer sheet. Sometimes it is necessary to distinguish which parts cannot be made public and cannot be written.
Therefore, he was the one who listened the least carefully among the few people, and he was the first to ask.
Auston rarely showed a dignified expression: "I was just measuring our fortune for today." Very basic divination entry test, the answers will be very broad, and the reference value is pitifully small.
Arthur was also attracted: "How is my luck?"
Auston replied: "Five people are bad." Divination cannot include myself.
Ye Zi put forward his opinion: "This proves that we will be collectively faced off today? Will we meet many women when we go out?..."
Brand: "Maybe it's just our house falling down?"
Roommate one two three four: "..."
↑ "Five"?
Arthur suddenly came back to his senses: "Where's Heyoun?"
Brand looked calm: "I left when I said the house would collapse. I probably went back to salvage things."
↑One of the characteristics of the dark elves: a natural assassin, with a weak sense of existence, coming and going in the shadows without a trace.
"Wait a minute," as if remembering something, Ye Zi's expression suddenly became very strange, he bumped Auston with his shoulder, and said, "You can test Teacher Hesteri's fortune again."
Auston said calmly: "I don't know his strength."
Arthur lowered his voice: "Do you think it's enough to know his strength?"
The most basic introduction to divination is to test a person's fortune for a day. Although it is the simplest, it cannot be tested just by meeting a random person. This requires the fortune-teller to know various information such as the name, appearance, ability, etc. of the person being tested. The more detailed the better, and the gap in strength will affect the accuracy of the test results.
As St. Derian's teacher, Hesteri is at least a high-level magician or high-level swordsman. As far as a magic apprentice is concerned, testing him is simply delusional, but Auston said that sentence very calmly, as if As long as you know Hesteri's actual ability, you can do divination.
Alston gave Arthur a sideways look, and sighed, "You won't understand."
Ye Zi and Jia Lun quickly hugged Arthur who exploded, Ye Zi covered Arthur's mouth, and whispered in his ear: "Relax, don't yell, we are still in class, you understand?"
The flaxen-haired boy nodded sullenly.
Due to Heyoun's habit of choosing seats, the group of six in the dormitory was originally in a place near the corner, and now they simply formed a circle and discussed without anyone else present.
Ye Zi affirmed: "Teacher Hesteri is a great swordsman."
No one asked him why he knew, and Auston didn't even lift his eyelids, and started divination.A smoky mist filled the transparent crystal ball, gradually turning from white to dark, until it turned into deep purple and near black.
Everyone: "..."
In the silence, Brand hesitated: "Does this mean... the classroom is actually about to collapse?"
Ye Zi seemed to be crying but not crying: "Actually, we can boldly assume that maybe the school is going to collapse?"
"boom--"
There was a loud bang like heaven and earth!
The teaching building seemed to sway slightly, but everyone felt as if they were being thrown high and then fell heavily.
Panic swept almost everyone, countless students screamed and tried to rush to the gate
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