Turns Out I'm Crazy

It was one morning that Lu Zhengfei realized that something was wrong with his body.

Chen Qianqing's health is not very good, so under normal circumstances, he is the one who wakes up first.But that day was an exception. When Lu Zhengfei woke up drowsily from his sleep, he was surprised to find that Chen Qianqing had already woken up.

Not only did he get up, but he also washed up and had breakfast. He was sitting on the sofa with a book and reading it.

Lu Zhengfei wanted to turn over, but found that his body was so heavy that he didn't even have the extra strength to sit up from the bed.

Seeing that Lu Zhengfei had woken up, Chen Qianqing who was sitting on the side hurriedly put down the book in her hand, and said, "Honey, are you awake? Drink some water first, sit on the bed for a while, and then I'll help you wash up..."

baby?Chen Qianqing called him baby?Before Lu Zhengfei could be happy in the future, he discovered the strangeness of his body.He lowered his head slowly, stared at his bulging stomach, and said after a long silence: "...where are my abs." The six-pack abs turned into a beer belly, which made Lu Zhengfei unable to turn his head for a while. come over.

Hearing Lu Zhengfei's question, Chen Qianqing gently touched Lu Zhengfei's stomach with his hand, and said softly: "Fool, don't worry, the abs will come back after the baby is born."

Lu Zhengfei had goosebumps all over his body when Chen Qianqing yelled "fool". At this time, his head was like an old processor, and he couldn't understand Chen Qianqing's words at all.

At this time, Chen Qianqing's face was softer than ever before. While stroking Lu Zhengfei's stomach, he said: "Didn't you want to eat sour yesterday? Today I specially asked Aunt Zhao to cook some porridge and make diving radish in the morning." .”

Lu Zhengfei glanced at Chen Qianqing, then at his stomach, and before he could say anything, he was picked up by Chen Qianqing—and it was a princess hug.

Lu Zhengfei was dumbfounded again. He almost stared dumbfounded at Chen Qianqing who was hugging him. He stared dumbfounded at Chen Qianqing's arm holding him and couldn't say a word. Who will tell him what is that strong muscle on Chen Qianqing's arm? When did you practice it?

Seeing that Lu Zhengfei was silent, Chen Qianqing lowered her head and kissed him, then carried Lu Zhengfei who had turned into a log into the bathroom.

Chen Qianqing squeezed toothpaste for Lu Zhengfei, wiped Lu Zhengfei's face lightly, and finally looked at Lu Zhengfei with a smile and said, "Honey, do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Lu Zhengfei: "..." Shouldn't he be the one who usually said this sentence?

Chen Qianqing said: "Don't be embarrassed."

Lu Zhengfei groaned, stood up slowly, sat on the toilet, and went to the toilet with a dull expression in front of Chen Qianqing.

Then Lu Zhengfei was pulled up by Chen Qianqing and carried out again.

If this was just a nightmare, it should be over, but the weird development didn't stop there. Just after Lu Zhengfei was carried into the bedroom, Lu Zhengfei's mother, Huang Yuping, appeared.

To say that before Huang Yuping came in, Lu Zhengfei just didn't understand what happened, but after Huang Yuping came in, he was completely unconscious.

However, it turns out that the Huang Yuping who came in was not the most incredible. The most incredible thing was—after entering, Huang Yuping said to Lu Zhengfei: "Zhengfei, how do you feel recently? It's only been a few weeks..."

Lu Zhengfei didn't hear what Huang Yuping said behind him at all, and the words "born" "born" and "born" kept echoing in his mind-can someone explain to him what is born?

Chen Qianqing didn't seem to notice Lu Zhengfei's reaction, he smiled and said, "Mom, don't worry, I just went for another check-up two days ago, and the doctor said there is nothing serious."

Huang Yuping also laughed when she heard the words, she said: "Thank you for your hard work."

Lu Zhengfei, who had been silent for a long time, opened his mouth weakly, and said, "Am I dreaming..."

Chen Qianqing said: "Baby, of course this is not a dream. Isn't this what we dream of?" After finishing speaking, he put his face on Lu Zhengfei's abdomen and rubbed his cheek against Lu Zhengfei's swollen belly.

Lu Zhengfei: "..." Ah, I'm really dreaming, right?

Lu Zhengfei showed an expression that I'm mentally retarded, so don't talk to me.

Huang Yuping chatted with Chen Qianqing again. From their conversation, Lu Zhengfei was surprised to find that what they talked about was all about the business affairs of the Lu family. Obviously, during his pregnancy, Chen Qianqing was in charge of the Lu family.

During this period, Huang Yuping kept praising Chen Qianqing, saying that he was proficient in handling things, unlike someone who had accepted these things for the first time, and asked him if he had done similar things before.

Chen Qianqing smiled shyly, and changed the topic after a few polite words.The two chatted some gossip again, and finally Huang Yuping said that he would leave without disturbing Lu Zhengfei's rest.

Lu Zhengfei watched Huang Yuping go out, still with a dull expression on his face, until Chen Qianqing knelt on the bed and kissed his earlobe lightly, then he realized it.

Lu Zhengfei: "... What are you doing..."

Chen Qianqing said with a smile: "Baby, I haven't done it for so long, you can fuck me."

Lu Zhengfei swears!He once said this to Chen Qianqing!And the expression is exactly the same as Chen Qianqing!

Seeing Lu Zhengfei's look of seeing a ghost, Chen Qianqing sighed: "I know you can't accept it, but... I really love you."

Lu Zhengfei: "Accept what? What can't you accept?" The continuous weird situation has made him speak a little illogically.

Chen Qianqing said: "I can't accept it, I'm you."

Lu Zhengfei: "What? What? What are you talking about?" He found that he knew the meaning of every word Chen Qianqing said, but why are they so strange together?What do you mean you can't accept that I am you?What do you mean I am you?

Chen Qianqing reached out and touched Lu Zhengfei's forehead, and said, "...Baby, what's wrong with you?"

Just as Lu Zhengfei was about to speak, his stomach was lightly kicked. He let out an "ah" and couldn't help reaching out to touch his bulging stomach.

Chen Qianqing said: "Look, the baby is moving again."

Lu Zhengfei: "..." However, there is nothing to be happy about.

Chen Qianqing's face was as gentle as water, and he looked at Lu Zhengfei with unconcealable love in his eyes, and he said: "When this child is born, we will not have it."

Lu Zhengfei: "So you mean... how many children do we have?"

Chen Qianqing said: "Fool, you don't even remember how many children you have? Will you bring Xiaosan and the others back later?"

Lu Zhengfei showed a loveless expression, he lowered his head: "Which number is this?"

Chen Qianqing said: "The fifth one."

Lu Zhengfei: "Hehehe." This world is terrible, men can still have children, and the gentler Chen Qianqing looks at him, why does he feel abnormally sad.

What Chen Qianqing said afterwards, Lu Zhengfei no longer knew. All his attention was focused on his stomach that suddenly started to hurt, so that he was pushed into the operating room later. The deepest impression in his mind was also the crashing The pain was severe, but when the pain passed and Chen Qianqing held a crumpled baby in front of him, Lu Zhengfei felt an unprecedented peace and tranquility.

Chen Qianqing said: "Zhengfei, touch him."

Lu Zhengfei stretched out his hand silently, trying to touch the wrinkled baby, but suddenly everything went dark.

In the end, Lu Zhengfei was woken up by Chen Qianqing's slap. After waking up, he looked at Chen Qianqing who was sitting next to him frowning with a confused face. He stretched out his hand suddenly, hugged Chen Qianqing's waist, and then cried aggrievedly: " Qianqing, I don't want to give birth!"

Chen Qianqing, who was in a drowsy sleep, was woken up by Lu Zhengfei's heavy breathing. After he woke Lu Zhengfei up, he was hugged by Lu Zhengfei and cried that he would not have a baby.

Chen Qianqing: "Lu Zhengfei, are you still asleep?" It's only three o'clock in the morning, what the hell is Lu Zhengfei up to?

After Lu Zhengfei's grievances were over, he realized that he was actually dreaming, but such a real feeling made him feel a little bit overwhelmed.

Seeing that Lu Zhengfei was in a cold sweat, Chen Qianqing softened his frowning expression slightly, and said, "What did you dream about?"

Lu Zhengfei: "I dreamed that I would give birth to you!"

Chen Qianqing: "...Think about it every day and dream at night?"

Lu Zhengfei: "..." It's not all right.

Chen Qianqing said: "Then did you give birth in the end?"

Lu Zhengfei said: "I have given birth, I have given birth to five more!"

Chen Qianqing laughed softly, and then the laughter grew louder. He said, "Lu Zhengfei, I see you are scared."

Lu Zhengfei was also a little embarrassed, he said: "I also dreamed that you told me...you are me."

Chen Qianqing's smile froze, and then she sighed: "What else did you dream about?"

Lu Zhengfei thought for a while and said: "It's nothing, we seem to be living happily." Except that he gave birth to five children.

Chen Qianqing hummed: "It's good to live well, are you still sleeping?" Although the quality of his sleep is much higher now, he still can't delay his sleep every day. Once the biological clock is damaged, it will take a long time to recover .

Seeing that Chen Qianqing's face was a little pale, Lu Zhengfei somehow remembered the Chen Qianqing who picked up his princess in his dream.After thinking about it seriously, if Chen Qianqing can be as healthy as the world in his dream, if he has to pay the price of having a child, then there is nothing unacceptable.

Chen Qianqing picked up the wet towel on the bedside table and slowly wiped off Lu Zhengfei's cold sweat. Although his expression was cold, his movements were very gentle, and the eyes he looked at Lu Zhengfei were also very gentle.

Lu Zhengfei leaned against Chen Qianqing and looked at Chen Qianqing so quietly. After a long time, he said: "Don't wipe it, go to sleep."

Upon hearing this, Chen Qianqing hummed, threw the wet wipes into the trash can, lay down, yawned, and fell asleep again.

Looking at Chen Qianqing's sleeping face, Lu Zhengfei couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed Chen Qianqing's round earlobe, just like Chen Qianqing did to him in the dream.