Thousand Kings I

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"So, after you took me to be a person from various planets for a round, you want me to turn back into a person from the Amurt planet?"

"No, it's not changing back, it's splitting." Romani explained seriously under the pressure of Shen Yuliu's gaze, "The women's clothing is Sa Guangguang, the representative of Planet Zac, and the men's clothing is Sarara, the representative of Planet Amurt. Women's clothing, Sa Guangguang, men’s clothing, Sarala. Do you understand? That is, Saguangguang for a while, Sarala for a while, um, alternating back and forth.”

……

Shen Yuliu looked at him, gently stroked the little finger of his right hand with his left hand, gave him a bright smile, and then raised his head and screamed when Romani was in a relaxed mood.

"what!"

When the turkey youth rushed in, Shen Yuliu held the cannon barrel in his hand and hung one leg on the window sill, looking like he wanted to jump or not.

"Calm down! You must be calm!" the turkey youth roared excitedly.

"...Okay." Shen Yuliu looked at him calmly, guiding him to take a deep breath with one hand, "Everyone calm down together."

The turkey youth asked cautiously, "What are you doing?"

"Can't sleep, do stretching exercises. The tendons are too hard, and it hurts." Shen Yuliu put his legs down from the window sill, blocked the window, and pointed the cannon barrel at him intentionally or unintentionally, "Is it disturbing you?"

"I heard you screaming and thought something happened to you...why are you holding a wolf guard?"

Shen Yuliu blinked, patted the cannon barrel and said, "Is this an anti-wolf device?"

"That's right. Model SL4DK, the latest product from Wolf Extermination Universe."

"The hole in the anti-wolf device is so big... That's right, wolves live in packs." Shen Yuliu threw away the anti-wolf device and got into bed. "It's just right to go to bed after stretching. Sorry to bother you, good night."

"Good night." The turkey youth hesitated before going out, and said, "You can try to take a sip of vinegar in your mouth next time you do stretching exercises."

"Will the muscles and bones become soft?"

"No, you won't be able to shout."

"..."

As soon as the turkey youth left, there was another strange "popping" sound outside the window.

Shen Yuliu got out of bed, leaned against the window frame and looked at Romani who was struggling to climb up, and asked with a smile, "Do you remember what you said?"

"Pull me up?" Romani asked sweating profusely.

Shen Yuliu took out the anti-wolf device and pointed it at him, "Do you want me to help you recall the memories? After I screamed, before the turkey came in..."

"I'll send you back to Earth within a week." Romani was very sensible.

"You won't lie to me, will you?"

"probably not."

Shen Yuliu put his fingers lightly on the button of the anti-wolf device, "Should?"

"No." Romani reluctantly raised his right hand, grabbed the window sill and said, "Can you pull me up to talk?"

"What are you going to say?"

"The specific details of the banquet." Romani paused, then asked uneasy, "You agreed, right?"

Shen Yuliu shrugged, "Compared with the details at the banquet, I want to know the details of how he ran after being exposed."

"Uh."

"If not, we don't have to talk."

"Yes, yes, yes! Someone will meet us at the banquet."

Shen Yuliu drooped his eyelids slightly, and said meaningfully: "Is that so..."

Romani felt that his gaze contained a thousand words, and he stood in front of him like a naked man, naked, with a clear view, "Can you stop looking at me like this?"

"What do you think of you?"

"Looks like I've got a triple-pack of pecs."

"You worry too much. The three kingdoms cannot be accommodated in a tiny place."

"..."

Shen Yuliu reached out and pulled him to lie on the window sill, "Come on, let's talk about the details of the plan."

Romani pouted his butt with difficulty, "I don't feel comfortable in this position."

"Well, this way you will talk less nonsense and speak faster."

"But I can't think of anything."

Shen Yuliu aimed the anti-wolf device at him, "What about this?"

"……much better."

After the heat of the press conference, all the audience in the universe who were able to receive the set of the Royal Television Station of the Golden Lion Galaxy were full of curiosity about Crown Prince Chu Yinglan's concubine selection banquet.However, at the critical moment, the royal family of the Golden Lion Galaxy was very annoying, rejecting live broadcasts from all TV stations, radio stations and online media, and only allowing them to conduct interviews before the beauties entered the venue.

Wearing a long dress and heavy makeup, Shen Yuliu smiled and moved forward slightly under the flashing light, while secretly cursing Chu Yinglan for turning into a snail.

"Miss Sa Guangguang, would you please express your opinion on the other beauties?"

A microphone that looks like ice cream but exudes a strong plastic smell reaches Shen Yuliu's lips.Shen Yuliu resisted the urge to poke the microphone back, and smiled gracefully: "Not good."

"Why?" The other reporters were also excited and leaned over one after another, "Is it because of the sense of competition?"

"Is there a discord within Jiali?"

"Have you been sidelined for your excellent performance at the press conference?"

It turned out that it was so easy to steal the spotlight, so I would have answered casually if I knew it earlier.

Shen Yuliu's toes were struggling painfully in the narrow high-heeled shoes, and she had to answer with a smile on her face, "Because they are all so good, they are as good as a pile of bamboo for writing."

What does it mean to be as excellent as a pile of writing bamboo?

Both the reporter and Shen Yuliu roared silently in their hearts.

Shen Yuliu: "..." What he said was "too many to write down"!Dear Translator, don't think that because he doesn't understand Cal, he can be lazy and fool around.He raised his hand and touched the translator "smiling".

"Can you explain what it means to be as good as a pile of bamboo for writing?" The reporters asked persistently.

"Yes, of course." Shen Yuliu smiled brightly, "I mean, all the beauties are tall and straight, full of connotations, and each of them is a thought-provoking book." Seeing these "books", he at least once Years do not lift.It's not only thought-provoking, but also makes people think behind closed doors... Others go up many mountains and end up with tigers, but he cheats too many people and end up with a group of tigresses.

The reporter asked: "Among the beauties, you and Miss Anna are the tallest, right? Are you praising yourself?"

Shen Yuliu looked at the snail-walking team, resisting the urge to kick the ass in front of him to speed up, and said with a dry smile: "The most important thing for women is connotation."

"Then what do you think your connotation is?"

Shen Yuliu said: "It's the patience that even surprised me."

"Are you patient? Any proof?"

"Have you ever heard me swear?"

"No!"

"I'm really patient."

The snail also has a day at home.

As soon as Shen Yuliu stepped into the palace, feeling the completely different atmosphere inside and outside the door, he let out a long breath... that breath was all sprayed on the turkey youth who appeared in front of him at some point.

Turkey youth said: "I'll take you to get the number plate."

Shen Yuliu said: "After receiving it, you won't take a shower and change clothes to wait for the brand to turn over, right?"

"Didn't you take a shower before you came?"

"...washed, in the toilet."

The turkey youth moved his nose, nodded in satisfaction and said, "It's okay, I can't smell it."

Shen Yuliu: "..." God is fair, and the life of every person with a low IQ is full of innocence that others cannot interfere with.

The turkey youth led him behind a group of beauties.Every contestant is surrounded by a person who is similar to the role of a turkey youth. There are men and women, tall and short, without exception.Compared with them, the turkey youth is like a morning glory blooming among the dogtail grass.

The female man Anna kindly pulled Shen Yuliu over, and said in a low voice, "Why don't you choose an ugly one?"

Shen Yuliu said: "He is the ugliest on our planet."

Anna was both surprised and yearning, "Your planets are all beauties. Then why did they send you to run for election?"

"..." Shen Yuliu gently stroked the inexplicably shot chest, "I have good overall conditions."

Anna said: "You must have a high score in special skills."

"Hehehe..." Handsome Shen, who had been extremely confident in his appearance since he was a child, covered his mouth and smiled, afraid that he couldn't help but bite her to death.

It was Shen Yuliu's turn, and the number plate he got was 18.

To send, it is a good number.He is very satisfied.

But the turkey youth looked as if he had stepped on dog shit, his face was wrinkled, and Shen Yuliu suspected that even an iron would not even iron him.

"Is there any meaning to this number?" he asked.

Turkey youth said: "Don't you know? Eighteen means very bad!"

Shen Yuliu realized that the pronunciation of "Eighteen" in Cal language is very similar to "Bao". "Forget it." Oh, yes!

The turkey youth glanced at him, as if he had made a major decision, and said with a solemn expression: "If you are not selected, I will still be there."

Shen Yuliu said: "Please don't add insult to injury."

"..."

The music played slowly.Some musical instruments that looked like giant pots and pans to Shen Yuliu unexpectedly played beautiful music, and the guests present seemed to be immersed in the bright galaxy under the moonlight, and they couldn't help being intoxicated.

Shen Yuliu watched the other beauties walk into the dance floor with her partner, then turned to look at the turkey youth, "Aren't we going?"

"Don't you think I'm a rock?"

"That's great." Shen Yuliu turned around, intending to piss and get rid of him, but before he took a step, his arm was pinched by him and pulled into his arms.

Shen Yuliu turned around and stomped hard on his feet.

The turkey youth's eyes widened instantly, and his breathing became heavy.

Shen Yuliu gloated and apologized: "I'm sorry."

"It's so comfortable." The turkey youth looked pervertedly intoxicated.

"..." Shen Yuliu opened the distance between the two without a trace.

In the VIP room next to the banquet hall, Chu Yinglan leaned on the back of her chair, leisurely admiring the beauties showing their dancing postures in all directions on dozens of screens.

The steward said: "They are mediocre