Thousand Kings I

, hooked his fingers on the bath towel and pulled it lightly, then turned around with an expression of insincere apology—Qi Zhao lay carelessly on the bed, with his lower body hidden under the quilt.

"You look very disappointed." Qi Zhao smiled.

Shen Yuliu hung the towel on the back of the chair, "The water on your body will wet the quilt."

"It's okay, you sleep here tonight."

"I reject."

Qi Zhao had a conniving expression of "I can't do anything with you".

The conversation seems to be going in strange directions.He turned around and went into the bathroom, came out with a hair dryer, plugged it into the socket beside the bed, turned on the switch, and pointed the hair dryer at Qi Zhao's head.

Qi Zhao froze for a moment, turned around, and shook his head cooperatively.

The direction of the hot air blown out by the hair dryer remains the same, consistently facing the front.But the other end kept changing positions—the back of the head, the left side of the hair, the top of the hair, the right side of the hair, bangs... until all the silver hair was as soft as cotton wool.

During this process, Shen Yuliu kept holding on to the hair dryer expressionlessly, watching Qi Zhao twist and turn like a monkey.

Going to bed at [-] o'clock is too early, and if you don't sleep, you have to face Qi Zhao, neither of which is a good choice.Shen Yuliu picked up the hotel guide and saw a bar on the second floor, his eyes lit up, he picked up his coat and went out.

"Where are you going?" Qi Zhao looked away from the TV and landed on Shen Yuliu under the corridor lamp, with an expression like a man who caught his wife cheating on him.

"Find a place to sit."

"Half a bed can't accommodate you?"

"Drink something by the way." Shen Yuliu shook off his gaze and walked to the door.

Naked, Qi Zhao quickly walked to the closet, picked up the clothes and pants that Shen Yuliu had prepared for him with one hand, and slammed the door that had just been opened a crack with the other.

Shen Yuliu was trapped by his arm in the corner by the door, so she simply turned around and watched him remove the new underwear with one hand.

"Too small." Qi Zhao put on his shorts and frowned.

Shen Yuliu said: "They say that a fat man of five hundred catties can also wear it."

"How many catties do you weigh?" Qi Zhao stretched out his hand to touch it.

Shen Yuliu blocked with one hand, turned around quickly to reach the doorknob, but was a step too late, Qi Zhao pressed her whole body against the door panel, her chin pressed against the fire evacuation map behind the door and could not move.

"I'm a man." Shen Yuliu gritted her teeth.

Qi Zhao clasped his arm, sniffing his hair intentionally or unconsciously, "I know."

Shen Yuliu said: "On Earth, only women can have children."

"Don't remind me how backward the earth's technology is. What I saw and heard today makes me unforgettable."

"There's something even more unforgettable." Shen Yuliu hit back with his right elbow, pulled out his left hand vigorously, and then pushed him away.

Qi Zhao took a step back cooperatively, and smiled mischievously: "I'll wait and see."

The owner of the bar on the second floor is an old French man, and he often does some unexpected promotions, such as today's "Today's Special": two people kiss at each table, and a free drink is provided.A small cup within ten seconds, a medium cup within one minute, and a large cup within half an hour.More than half an hour, big cups and applause for encouragement.

Qi Zhao didn't know Chinese, so seeing Shen Yuliu looking at the sign hanging at the door, he asked, "What do you mean?"

Shen Yuliu said: "There are often police inspections here, reminding us to bring our ID cards to enter the venue."

Alien black household: "..."

The bar opens at eight o'clock, they are the first group of customers, and the location is chosen at random.

Qi Zhao took a fancy to the balcony, with three wooden tables and two small lamps, it was peaceful.Shen Yuliu likes to be in the house, the wall-mounted sofa is soft and comfortable, and when it is lively later, being in it does not look lonely.

The two were too lazy to persuade each other, so they simply sat in their own seats.

The waiter came up with the drink list. Shen Yuliu had never seen Qi Zhao drink, and he didn't know how much he could drink. He was afraid that he would not be able to clean up when he was drunk, so he ordered two glasses of juice, one for each—with Qi Zhao around, he didn't think it was a good idea to drink.

When the juice was served, Shen Yuliu paid special attention to Qi Zhao's expression, seeing that he was very happy drinking, he left him alone.

Nearly nine o'clock, people began to increase.Men and women, in groups, the bar slowly became lively.

Shen Yuliu was good-looking and single, and soon a beauty came over with a wine bottle to strike up a conversation.Surrounded by handsome guys from alien planets for too long, and suddenly seeing local beauties, he began to feel a little uncomfortable, and won a few dice before he found the feeling.

This is Earth!

This is a woman!

Shen Yuliu regained her energy, shook six six, and watched the beauty drink the fifth cup angrily with a smile.

"Come again!" She gritted her teeth.

Shen Yuliu said: "Compared to big and small?"

"Let's guess punches, fifty-five." The beauty rolled up her sleeves, stretched out her fists and patted Shen Yuliu's shoulder lightly, and said coquettishly, "Don't beat me this time." As soon as she finished speaking, her wrist was crushed by another A hand squeezed.

Qi Zhao dragged the beauty from the sofa, ignored her distressed look, sat down on the seat before her, and asked Shen Yuliu, "You can't even beat a woman?"

Shen Yuliu said: "There is a kind of fist called Fenquan."

After drinking, the beauty slapped the table boldly and said, "Who are you?"

Qi Zhao turned to look at him.The dim light enhanced his tough and deep facial lines, like a perfect and impeccable statue.

The beauty is dumb.

Qi Zhao looked back at Shen Yuliu: "Who is she?"

Shen Yuliu said: "Earthlings."

Qi Zhao replied to the beauty: "Aliens."

The beauty looked at this and then at that, her heart twitched, thinking that they all looked good, she immediately forgot about the revenge for grabbing a seat, and planned to sit next to Shen Yuliu.Unexpectedly, as soon as her butt moved, there was another person there.

That is also a very good-looking person, with bright eyes and white teeth, and picturesque eyebrows, like a beauty from an ancient painting, full of scholarly atmosphere.

In contrast, beautiful women feel that they are vulgar with heavy makeup.

The man looked at the dazed beauty and said hello: "Hi! My name is Situ Sheng. Is beauty free tonight?"

The beauty's heart was beating wildly, her mood was very complicated, she was happy that she met three handsome guys with very different styles; she was depressed because she was in a bar in a different place, and she didn't know if she could develop in the long run.She said modestly, "I don't have anything to do tonight."

Situ Sheng shook his head and sighed: "Life is short, and you have nothing to do? You must know that beauty is easy to grow old, but youth is hard to stay."

Beauty:"……"

Situ Sheng said: "In order not to let you waste your time, let's go quickly and find something to do."

The beauty said: "What else do you want to do at night?"

Situ Sheng hugged Shen Yuliu, winked at Qi Zhao, and said with a smile, "Look at the three of us, what can we do?"

Qi Zhao's eyes lingered on Shen Yuliu's arm, and then moved away.

The beauty stomped her feet bitterly, "Pervert!"

Seeing that Situ Sheng's hand was still on her, Shen Yuliu said softly, "Why are you so close to me?"

"I like the smell of you." Situ Sheng finished flirting, and suddenly remembered that the person next to him was Shen Yuliu, known as Qian Wang, and the consequences of taking advantage of him must be very bad, so he immediately withdrew his hand, but it was too late.

Shen Yuliu shook his phone and showed him the audio he just recorded, "Your answer just now was very exciting and bold. I believe Young Master Ying Er must be very excited after hearing it, brave and good at fighting, like a broken bamboo, and invincible."

Situ Sheng was stunned, and immediately reached out to grab it.

Shen Yuliu threw the phone to Qi Zhao.

Qi Zhao placed it in front of him.

Situ Sheng stretched out his hand to snatch it, but seeing Qi Zhao's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, he suddenly faltered and pulled out a passport bitterly, "Do you still want it?"

"Yes." Shen Yuliu pointed to the mobile phone in front of Qi Zhao, "Barter."

"..." Situ Sheng said angrily, "You have to be ashamed!"

Shen Yuliu said: "Obviously, I want a passport and money. As for being shameless, I think Yinger Shao's face is more important. If he knows that you say you like me, I think the color and luster of his face may be green with black .”

Just thinking about it, Situ Sheng looked pained, gritted his teeth and said, "Deal."

Shen Yuliu took away his passport, and Situ Sheng took away his mobile phone.While deleting the audio, he glared at Qi Zhao: "It's a shame that I drove two hours eagerly to deliver the goods for your passport, and you are actually working for a tiger!"

Qi Zhao said: "I put things on the table, but you don't take them."

Situ Sheng: "..." Things are gathered together and people are divided into groups. I should have known how the people around Shen Yuliu could be good!

Shen Yuliu flipped through the passport, handed it to Qi Zhao, and praised: "The craftsmanship has improved."

Situ Sheng threw the phone back to him, mockingly said: "Unfortunately, it's worthless."

Shen Yuliu said: "What do you drink, I invite you."

Situ Sheng raised his hand: "Ten bottles of Louis XIII!"

Shen Yuliu said to the waiter who came over: "A cup of Erguotou."

"Go!" Situ Sheng kicked him, "A glass of juice."

Shen Yuliu was surprised: "You don't drink?"

"Drunk driving hurts others and yourself, the worst thing!" Situ Sheng said righteously, his eyes rolled, and bad water poured up, "By the way, did you see the sign hanging outside? Two people can get a free drink if they cooperate. Are you short of money?"

"How about with you?" Shen Yuliu pretended to reach out to hug his neck, and Situ Sheng jumped up in fright.

At the same time, Qi Zhao who was sitting opposite suddenly stood up, crossed the table with his slender body, and pushed Shen Yuliu over, literally killing him by surprise.

Situ Sheng was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, and started booing, causing other people in the bar to watch. The atmosphere was enthusiastic and the applause was like thunder.

The waiter came over with the juice and stopped to look at his watch.

Shen Yuliu came back to her senses, and pushed Qi Zhao away, a rare blush appeared on her fair face, her eyes seemed drunk, but in the blink of an eye, she returned to calm.

Qi Zhao took advantage of the situation and sat back to his original position, looking at him with a faint smile, like a silent provocation.

The waiter put down the juice and said with a smile, "What wine do you want, sir?"

Situ Sheng didn't wait for Shen Yuliu to speak, and said, "My daughter is red."

Waiter: "We don't have this