Thousand Kings I

Point 1: Never wake up the king.

Note 2: Absolutely no indecent behavior such as farting, picking nose, scratching scalp etc. at work.

Note 3: All work must be done within half an hour.

Note 4: Don't complain, don't slander, don't be in a daze, because these are time-wasting and unhelpful behaviors.

Qi Zhao's room was messy but not dirty. After picking up things and stuffing them out of sight, the tidying up was over. As for where Qi Zhao was going to get them back, Shen Yuliu felt that this was not something he had to consider.

6:00-7:00: Prepare breakfast to ensure that the king can eat a nutritious, delicious and hearty breakfast after waking up.

Note 1: The taste must be sweet, and there cannot be a third taste other than sweet and light.

Note 2: There are no less than twenty dishes.

Note 3: Onion, ginger, garlic, sesame oil, chili, sesame, almond...

Shen Yuliu: I don’t seem to mention iron, glass, wood, toilet paper, cotton slippers—removing the soles of the shoes, you can make two layers...the things in the two rooms are put together, and there are still twelve layers.

7:00: Call the great king to get up.Please make sure that the King wakes up happy and in a good mood all day long.

Note 1: The volume should not be too loud, the decibels should not be too high, the tone must be kind, and the expression must be gentle.

Note 2: Do not touch the noble body of the King.

Pay attention to point 3: Put an end to all tricks other than calling.

Shen Yuliu: Pay attention to point 3 is really too sharp.

"Your Majesty, wake up."

"Your Majesty, wake up."

"Your Majesty, wake up."

"My lord... I will ask Romani for a repeater later."

As soon as Qi Zhao opened his eyes, he saw that the windows in the room were clean and spotless—it was almost the same as before going to bed, except for a few things that he threw away.The sweet smell of rice filled the air, easily arousing his appetite.

He lifted the quilt, went into the bathroom to wash up, and rushed into Shen Yuliu's room with mouthwash in his mouth in less than three seconds.

Shen Yuliu was coming out of the kitchen with a plate, and greeted him with a smile: "Good morning, my dear king."

Qi Zhao stretched his neck and spit out the mouthwash directly on the plate, "Do you know what time it is?"

Shen Yuliu resisted the urge to put the plate on his face, and looked at his watch, "59:43:17. If you didn't ask me [-] seconds earlier in a hurry, I can answer you at eight o'clock. That would save a lot of saliva.”

Qi Zhao pointed to his watch and said, "What time is it written on your work form to call me?"

"Seven o'clock. I called, but you didn't wake up."

"Why didn't you wake up until I woke up?"

"Because it's almost [-]:[-] soon, I respect the schedule on the worksheet."

"So you just let me lie there?"

Shen Yuliu said: "I thought about stepping on your stomach to tap dance, and I also thought about cutting you into pieces. But since the points of attention clearly stated that I can't touch your body, and I can't wake you up too loudly, so I just To let you lie there like a dead pig."

Qi Zhao said, "Is this your working attitude on the first day at work?"

"Practice, industrious, humble and capable?" Shen Yuliu faked a smile, "This is the virtue of people on earth. I just carry it forward and have nothing to brag about."

Qi Zhao looked down at the plate in his hand, there were a few black pieces soaked in the mouthwash, like lumps of... excrement. "What's this?"

Shen Yuliu said: "It used to be your breakfast."

Qi Zhao felt that he was not well, "Can you put it somewhere I can't see it?"

Shen Yuliu held the plate with his right hand motionless, stretched out his left index finger, and gently lifted Qi Zhao's chin, forcing him to look up, "keep eye level."

Qi Zhao stared into his eyes, "So my breakfast today..."

"If you don't mind your own drool, how about beef broth for mouthwash?"

"I remember my breakfast specification was twenty dishes."

Shen Yuliu said: "If you didn't show up here without authorization, it would already be twenty copies."

“Breakfast must be sweet.”

"I put a whole jar of sugar."

Qi Zhao took a deep breath and said, "It seems that we need an in-depth discussion on the content, form and quality of your work."

Shen Yuliu said: "Of course, because I love Wang Wangxing...and you."

"What is your occupation on Earth?"

Shen Yuliu asked vigilantly, "Why do you ask that?"

"I can't think of anything you can do other than be a liar."

Shen Yuliu: "..." In fact, he can still sell insurance.

Before going to bed yesterday, Qi Zhao was in a good mood, thinking that after waking up, he would see Shen Yuliu serving him like a daughter-in-law, even in his dreams, he could smell the smell of donuts.But the gap between reality and dreams is huge.

Shen Yuliu has not turned into what he imagined—with the docileness of a sheep, the loyalty of a dog, the endurance of a cow, and the ability of a robot.Shen Yuliu was still the same Shen Yuliu, every time he opened his mouth, people prayed for a meteor shower to shoot his mouth into a sieve.

Qi Zhao said: "I thought you were sincere when you told Romani that you would study hard and adapt."

Shen Yuliu said: "It's sincere."

"Your sincerity is just a few pieces of burnt beef beyond recognition, the half-finished wake-up call, and..." Qi Zhao pointed hard at his feet, "Where are the slippers I put by the bed?"

Shen Yuliu's expression remained unchanged, still respectful and casual: "You mean that pair of green and black lacquered shoes look like slippers with a pair of briefs?"

"That's not a pair of briefs, that's Ma Dali's symbol! A superhero who can lift up a planet with a single little finger. It reveals man and nature and civilization and society and the universe and..." Qi Zhao bowed his head and counted No matter how you count, one is missing, "In short, it is a very important hexagonal connection! Without it, the universe would have been swallowed up when Amptero invaded."

Shen Yuliu asked, "Where is this superhero now?" Judging from his deeds, this Ma Dali is quite reliable, and he may be able to seek his help to return to Earth.

"He has been trapped in the ice cave on the planet Berman Raphael for three years."

"Aren't you going to save him?"

"The cartoonist who created him passed away three years ago. The copyright lawsuit is not over yet. It is still uncertain who will continue the creation of this character. But I hope it is Ma Xiaoli, of course not because the name is a good match... Well, of course the name is also a good match An advantage. But more important is his style of painting..."

Qi Zhao said a lot later, but Shen Yuliu automatically blocked it.

After Qi Zhao expressed his opinions heartily, he concluded his speech. "So, where are my slippers?"

Shen Yuliu thought for a while, walked to the edge of the electronic bookcase, took out a slipper from behind the crystal battery that provided the power of the bookcase, and then groped under the bookcase, took out another slipper, put it together and put it in Qi Zhao's before.

Qi Zhao looked at the bookcase, at the shoes, then at Shen Yuliu, and said expressionlessly, "I want to know where the other things are now? A quick recorder, a notepad, a water glass...why did you go to the window? There is nothing there. There is no cabinet, did you drop something yesterday?" He followed and saw Shen Yuliu taking out the notepad from behind the curtain.

Qi Zhao took the memorandum watch and put it on his wrist, "Remember to remind me to replace the old-fashioned curtains and glass and replace it with a screen-like window with a clear view."

Shen Yuliu said: "No problem. I think our communication has been a complete success."

Qi Zhao said: "Really? What you are showing now is that you love Wangwangxing?"

"Of course not so fast. I'm not a fickle person. Love has to come slowly, whether it's for the planet or... people." Shen Yuliu paused, "And I'm not a person who likes unrequited love. Before I fell in love with King King Star and stayed willingly, shouldn't King King Star also show some kindness?"

"I'm very glad that we have reached an agreement on this point. Of course there is goodwill." Qi Zhao opened the wardrobe with a smile, and a metal plate fell out of it, almost hitting him in the face.He looked down at the metal plate he had caught at the very moment, and turned to look at Shen Yuliu.

Shen Yuliu said: "The folding board is perfect for putting in the closet."

"It's a part of the ship."

"You really know how to make the most of everything."

Qi Zhao threw the metal plate on the bed, and took out a milky white round lapel light pink one-piece skirt from inside, "Your uniform."

Shen Yuliu asked without changing his face: "Can I refuse?"

"Or do you like this kind?" Qi Zhao took out a two-piece suit similar to an earth bikini.

"Can you be generous with the fabric?"

"You are so difficult." Qi Zhao complained in a low voice, took out another piece of clothing, and threw it to him like alms, "Its fabric covers your whole body, I think you should have no reason to refuse this time."

Shen Yuliu picked up the dress with two fingers, pursed her lips and said, "If it doesn't look so transparent, it can indeed be said to be perfect."

Qi Zhao pointed to the crotch and said, "The color of the important parts has deepened."

Shen Yuliu said: "The designer is really familiar with mosaic technology. It seems that I have no other choice?"

"How do you feel naked?"

Shen Yuliu picked up the transparent dress and said, "Aside from keeping warm, what's the difference between this dress and being naked?"

"...just keep warm." Qi Zhao said, "I'm not a harsh boss, it's not my style to make employees work in the cold."

"Wow, Wang Wang Xing's style is really warm, I think I'm falling in love with this place."

Qi Zhao narrowed his eyes and said, "Hope is not just talk."

"Do you mind if I change clothes alone?"

"Of course." Qi Zhao