Superstar Deyin

Deyin is definitely a standard nerd. Long Ce has been at work for seven days, and he has never left the house for seven days. He even practiced in front of the computer, browsing the web, and practicing internal energy while sitting cross-legged.

The Internet is a good thing. Through the Internet, Deyin quickly learned a lot of miscellaneous things.Huaying also watched from the side, sometimes handing towels, tea, watermelon and so on.

The most irritating thing is that no matter how much this guy plays computer games, he is neither short-sighted nor fat, and his skin is still so good. The guy with the blood of the Chaos God has good genes.

"Master, do you play online games? Now it is said that many young people like to play that." Huaying said politely. He squatted on the ground and watched Deyin playing with the second-hand computer that Long Ce got.

"If you don't play, the most boring thing is that thing. What kind of martial arts, cultivation, equipment, and pills are all leftovers from our previous games in the original world." Deyin said.

"That's right, the excitement of the real arena is something that those brats can experience when they flirt online. The real arena is the battlefield of the game of life and death." Hua Ying agreed.

"Huaying, I want this." Deyin opened the Taobao pet channel and pointed to a beautiful short channel.

Hua Ying looked at the price of Mei Short, thought for a while and said: "Master, our family is running out of money, and Long Ce said that he can only give you pocket money when he raises funds."

"How much money is left at home?" Deyin asked.

"After removing utilities, gas, and rent, there is probably less than 2000 yuan left. If you buy shorts, you will only have ten yuan left." Huaying suddenly felt sorry for her master. How have you ever suffered from poverty! [However, this is also an exciting moment to share hardships with the master and show the loyalty of the shadow guard! ] So Huaying said solemnly: "Master, I'm going to sell blood!"

"You will get AIDS." Deyin said.

"Then, I'm going to rob the bank! People in this place don't know martial arts, and they will never catch me!"

"Will be wanted across provinces."

"What about masked robbery?"

"inhuman."

"The subordinate is incompetent, let the master suffer!" Huaying knelt down with tears in her eyes.

"Go to work." Deyin looked at him in surprise.

Huaying ==: "......... Isn't that making money slowly..."

"Don't try to get something for nothing!" Deyin taught his subordinates.

"But the subordinates don't have ID cards or anything..."

"Long Ce has done it. They are all fake certificates." Deyin opened the computer drawer and handed a second-generation ID card to Huaying.

Huaying was driven out of the house by Deyin with a mournful face to make money. In fact, it's not that he doesn't want to make money. The key is that if he goes to work, he won't be able to stay by his master's side 24 hours a day.If only there was a kind of job that could make money and guard the owner like a loyal dog!

Huaying walked around the street with his ID card in his hand, and finally chose to go to the largest employment agency nearby. He saw that they were all introducing some manual work such as construction sites and washing dishes, and they did it as soon as possible. All day long, if you want to find a decent job, you must have academic qualifications and work experience.Huaying looked listlessly at the brochure handed to him by the staff of the employment agency, flipping through it, a job position caught his eye - bodyguard!

"I want to do this." Huaying pointed to the highest-paying profession and said to the staff.

"The monthly salary of this job is tens of thousands. If you want to be introduced by our employment agency, you have to pay an agency fee of 3000 yuan first." The staff opened their mouths.

"I don't have that much money." Huaying said coldly.

"If you don't have money, can't you look for a reliable job?" The staff gave him a blank look, "Do you have a degree? Do you have work experience? Do you have social connections?"

"Neither. I don't have a local account yet."

"Then what are you doing here! Being a dishwasher is not bad!"

Huaying said mysteriously and profoundly: "I have skills."

"What?" The staff was taken aback, "What did you say?"

Huaying showed a cold bloodthirsty smile.

There are many ways to make people confess, and it is also possible to make people confess without knowing it. As long as you have the secret drug that is hard to find in the world - "Responsible Immortal Powder", take this drug After that, people will fall into a drowsy state, and they will answer any questions they ask.As the top shadow guard, how could these little equipment be missing?

While the staff member was going to the bathroom, Hua Ying suddenly tapped his acupoints, dragged him into the secluded stairwell of the emergency passage, and force-fed him with Zhexian powder.

Through Gu Jianghu's methods, Huaying successfully obtained the contact information of the bodyguard job with a monthly salary of [-]. Leave a mobile phone number.

If you only work at night, you can serve the master during the day, earn money for the master at night, and let the master buy a lot of delicious, fun and beautiful shorts!Huaying excitedly sketched a beautiful blueprint in her heart.

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Everyone went out to work, and Yinzhu was lying on the big bed, dialing the channel on the TV.He suddenly had a feeling, should he also go out and fight?Create a different world and belong to your own hegemony or something.

So Yinzhu brain made up for his situation in this era of more than [-] people, and even smiled with satisfaction, and then thought about what kind of job to go out to find in the hot weather, let's talk about it in a few days.

So I continued eating popsicles.

As everyone knows, at this moment, Deyin is walking around the house in big underpants, watching TV on his back, and his every move has been watched by the people upstairs with astronomical telescopes for a long time.Ever since the voyeur accidentally discovered Deyin's beautiful image, he has been immersed in the pleasure hell of looking at Deyin's yy and sy with a telescope every day.

"Beauty, beauty..." the man moaned, rolling on the floor, he felt that he was about to reach his limit, since he saw that beauty, his nosebleeds were full of 300cc every day, if he couldn't stop that beauty If the beauty embraces him, he will destroy himself!

So, he saw the opportunity when everyone in Deyin's family was going out, summoned up his courage, put on a mask, hid a knife in his arms, and prepared to go to the building opposite to strike up a conversation with Deyin.

If he dared to ignore him...then stab him a hundred times!The peeping man thought darkly.

In the era of great industry, the era in which abnormal human beings emerge in large numbers.