[Honghuang] It's not easy to be a demon queen

As a well-known good old man, Hongyun has given away countless family assets over the years, even the cave he lives in was given away because he met a poor little monster, so that in the end he could only run to five Zhuang Guan went to fight the autumn wind, rubbing his friend's bed and rice bowl.

But fortunately, Zhen Yuanzi knew the virtues of his good friend long ago, and it is not surprising to see someone come to visit and stay here without leaving. Instead, he silently took care of everything. , I was relieved.

He was really worried that some idiot who always had bad intentions and good intentions would end up on this sooner or later.

Obviously, Hong Yun still has a basic IQ.

But he didn't know that Hongyun didn't send the gourd out just because the gourd town Yuan Ziqian ordered him not to give it away, so he kept his overflowing sympathy.

And it is precisely because the two live together, this time Zixiao Palace heard that the two can be together. Hongyun obviously has an advantage in the chaos. When Dijun and Nuwa were together, they were not surprised at all.

One lives in Taiyangxing and the other lives in Buzhou Mountain, both of which are the closest places to Chaos, but they, because of the rapidity of Hongyun, are actually a dark horse.

There are six futons, and there are three left. As the dojo of saints, they will naturally not argue, so there is a tacit understanding, and Hongyun wants Zhenyuanzi to sit on the futon, but if it is not for Hongyun, Zhenyuanzi will not be so fast After rushing here, the two of them gave way a few times, and Hongyun still took the fifth place.

It is not surprising that Nuwa is the fourth and Chang Xi is the sixth.

And not long after the few people were seated, the number of people in the hall increased. Some had met once, like the one in the red dress covered in blood who snatched the plantain fan on Mount Buzhou, while some had never seen each other before. However, it seemed that the gloomy-faced creature arrived after them, with its hooked nose, it should be a bird.

And when there were more and more people, two ragged men came to the door.

One of the two was full of pity, and the other looked miserable, which made people feel uncomfortable just looking at them, and Zhen Yuanzi felt even more uncomfortable after seeing them.

Don't think he doesn't know, these two people have deceived Hongyun several times in Honghuang, and the last time they ransacked Hongyun. When Hongyun came to his Wuzhuang Temple, he could hardly recognize Hongyun. One is miserable, even the hairpin on the hair was snatched by the two, causing Hongyun to be disheveled, and coupled with a bright red wedding dress...

Hehe, you must know that there have been creatures like 'ghosts' since the emergence of demonic energy. He almost beat Hong Yun out as a female ghost in red at that time, okay?

But when Hongyun showed her face...it was surprisingly beautiful.

Ah, wait a little bit off topic, now I am crusading against those two despicable and shameless guys in the west, in a word, as long as I see these two people now, Zhen Yuanzi will feel disgusted, even though Zhen Yuanzi gave Hongyun an order after being cheated last time , but according to the virtue of someone with such a soft ear, it's really two things to say whether you can remember it or not.

And sure enough, after the two Westerners said a few words, Hong Yun's face showed an expression of 'ah, you are so pitiful', which made Zhen Yuanzi feel angry for a while.

Persimmon knows how to pick soft ones, the two in the west are really deceiving people too much, and Hongyun really doesn't have a long memory. After going back this time, we must take a good look at Hongyun's temper, and don't look at him as before and pretend to be pitiful. .

Zhen Yuanzi stepped forward to isolate Zhunti and Hongyun, but at this time Zhunti was still pleading with Hongyun, "You can do it, fellow Taoist, take pity on our brothers..."

Hong Yun couldn't bear it, and looked at Chang Xi who was on the side.

There are two brothers, and he only has one seat, how can this be enough?Next to him is Nuwa, he is embarrassed to talk to the banshee, but Chang Xi looks handsome and charming, but not the kind of sharp and aggressive beauty, even though his expression is light, it makes people feel kind, Hong Yun believes that Chang Xi Must be nice to speak.

"Fellow Daoist Chang Xi?" Hong Yun whispered to Chang Xi beside him.

Chang Xi secretly sighed, thinking, even though it was not Kunpeng but him who was sitting in this position, Hongyun actually made the same choice, it was really... unusually stupid.

Even though Di Jun always ridiculed the stupid rabbit, Chang Xi felt that he was much smarter than Hong Yun.

But this matter still needs to be resolved, Chang Xi turned his head to look at Hong Yun, "What's the matter, Fellow Daoist Hong Yun?"

At this time, the two of them in the west were already looking mournful and weeping. It was really difficult for them. How could two such ugly people do this acting without any sense of disobedience? Some people who didn't know had already Sympathized with them.

After all, there are many moral virgins in this world who blindly pity the weak and disregard common sense. They only use their brains to think about it when they face themselves, so at this moment, even though they know that these two people have bad deeds, they still think that they are just for West, with a heart full of fists, suddenly turned towards them.

Of course, more of it is gloating and jealousy, with the mentality that if I don't get your best, I won't get it either.

"Fellow Daoist Chang Xi, these two Westerners are very pitiful. They have been on the road for a long time, I don't know..." Can I have a seat?

But before Hong Yun finished speaking, Chang Xi cut off the conversation, and Chang Xi smiled slightly, "There is an open space next to me, I have futons here, I can let these two sit down, it is a gift to the two of you, no need Returned."

As he spoke, he took out two futons, which were woven by Chang Xi out of pure willow branches after the branches of the plantain fan turned into ocher whips. They have the effect of meditation and purification, and they are considered good among acquired spiritual treasures something.

But the steps Chang Xi gave were obviously not what the two of them wanted. "This Zixiao Palace is owned by the sage Hongjun, and the futon was also given by the sage. Wouldn't it be disrespectful for the sage if we take out other futons and sit down without authorization?"

This remark not only saved them from going up Chang Xi's steps, but also made Chang Xi disrespectful to the saint without any trace. Bar.

But he refused to give it.

At this time, Hongyun finally found the disconnected IQ under Zhen Yuanzi's strong suppression, and managed to log in, and unexpectedly heard that something was wrong with the two of them. Are they stupid if they don't have futons? Are they really tired?

At this moment, the Western duo, who were being questioned by fools whether they were stupid, were planning to grind until this tender-faced boy gave up his position. After all, there were only one of them, even if Hong Yun's position was firmly established, and it was hard to distinguish between them.

So now it's Chang Xi's turn to make a fuss here, these two people are really boring, they just know how to cry and cry, if it's a beautiful woman, it's fine, pear blossoms with rain arouse people's pity, but they are so ugly that they can't bear to look directly at them, now they cry There was only obscenity left, which made Chang Xi sick to look at.

Di Jun was already very angry at this time, when there is no one to bully here, right, two living people as old as him and Tai Yi are ignored here, Di Jun suddenly became angry.

He said directly and bluntly, "Chang Xi is in a special situation right now, and it is not suitable to work hard. The two fellow Taoists, please rest elsewhere."

"The situation is special? Fellow Daoists, you know that the west of my country is barren, and the two of us don't even have the equipment to fly. We have come here step by step through untold hardships..."

The man was still making trouble, Di Jun snorted coldly, "If you don't want to sit on the futon, do you want Chang Xi to bring the child to make room for you?"

I'm so fucking crazy!

What did they hear?

Chang Xi...with a child?

Immediately, not only the two in the west, but everyone looked in Chang Xi's direction.

Chang Xi felt the baptism of everyone's eyes with a stiff face, he didn't expect Di Jun to say that, the villain in his heart kept scratching the wall, he is a man man man man!Now she is pregnant with a child, and everyone knows it!

Dijun, you big idiot, there is nothing wrong with the two of you in the West, so why bother to speak out about it!What a shame!

Chang Xi's face quickly turned red, and Di Jun knelt down next to Chang Xi, "Chang Xi and I will get married soon, and we will invite fellow Taoists to join us."

Another bomb was dropped, and everyone was already dizzy from the bombing. The moon god gave birth to a child, the son of the sun was going to marry the moon god, and the yin and yang would finally meet. The sea is turbulent, as for the matter of the two Westerners grabbing seats, I have long forgotten it, okay?

It always feels like a door to a new world has opened!

The two in the West couldn't cry anymore, what about giving up their seats?How can you not act according to the script?Decisive bad review!

At this time, Hong Yun had a happy expression on his face, congratulating Chang Xi, "Congratulations, Fellow Daoist Congratulations, Fellow Daoist, you must send me an invitation card when the time comes, I will definitely be there."

Dear, don't you think you accept men and men too quickly?

At this time, Zhen Yuanzi also opened the door to the new world, looked at Chang Xi, looked at Di Jun, and after expressing his joy, looked at Hong Yun who was being silly and happy, a strange light flashed in his eyes quickly .

This farce confused everyone, and Daozu, who had completely messed up the lines of the script, finally couldn't watch the show at this time. Kunpeng didn't have an enmity with Hongyun, and the two of them didn't grab a seat.If you look at it again, it is estimated that the entire stage will be demolished.

Then, in the blink of an eye, there was already a purple-clothed Taoist sitting on the throne on the high platform.

"I am Hongjun, I have been sanctified, and I am preaching in Zixiao Palace today. This preaching has been going on for 1000 years. You can call me a teacher."

"is teacher."

After everyone kowtowed, they sat down again.

The 1000-year sermon has finally begun.